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i think ur OS has crashed

how good is ur battery life? Does ur system go off when power supply fails?

na true ooo

dont be too quick to bid them good bye

she even still fresh

na small bruise dey under her leg na

she suppose don dry pass like dat sef, u no see as abokii dem be ??

i dnt tink so

this season has really favoured Messi

He is going to have a record 5times World Best!!

hmmmm...children no be like that again ooo

thank God i dont blong to this indomie generation

we still value morals and right-upbringing

small tin dey belle full us and we hope for the better



i really fear for the younger generation

abeg abeg abeg let her keep her okpolor eyes to her sef

GMB doesn't need her type plsssss

for my place dem full everywhere
we and dem dey greet each other good morning
d sting is extremely painful but not deadly
makes ur joints numb and weak

I suggest u Google it

something within me tells me dat we will appreciate dis man later

na to use blows burst dat ur fat jaw dey my mind ni

MrScript:
Hmm.. I weep for my country...

hmmmm

can u imagine the shameless govt can't even provide her armed forces with petrol


I laugh in Swahili

obasanjo & GEJ increase just finish us


na God go help us ooo

PDP falling like pack of cards

dat is just a tip of the ice berg

that is the kinda man we need now

I pray God Almighty gives him wisdom and protects him from d evil men in high places in the country

because the presidency is a hot seat

I know Nigeria will be better again

all of them there are ghosts

woman wey deliver never reach one month, she wan carry the baby trek to Otuoke

I think dat baby is too young for dat nau

even d mother sef does not have dat sense

I pity d baby sha, senseless father and mother looking for cheap popularity.

oga carry rope tie them

fashola CASHiola

adeh39:
Lols.......... What if i don't wear trousers..... Like Dresses or gowns nko?

ahhhhh, dat one na one way express na

they will get into d big gown

adeh39:
Besides, I'm a lady but i don't wear skirts.............So..........

if they can't get under ur skirts, they will get inside ur trousers nau its even better sef

eyaaa

which Kain tools b dat ??!

wow, see as third mainland bridge fine

chimkaire:
In one swoop, you have valued/evaluated the phones

Do you wanna tell us sointin

Hahahahaha

do u know if I work with konga?

but u sef check dem nau

no 3.5G phone there, no iPhone, no windows phone, I dnt tink dat touch screen is Android sef

I am sure its one of those old chinco fones dat shows 1missed call when ever a plane flies across the skies, with 4-5 Sims

ahhhhh guy watin

the best fone 4 there no pass 13,500

even d touch screen wey I tink say na beta phone sef na chinco

na wa 4 dat u area oooo

hmmmm....ladies can do almost anything for money.

mrofficial:
These Boko boys do not get tired? They are losing it and should lay low forever.

for where ?

have u not heard dat they have been promised 21 virgins when they get to hell for bombing fellow humans