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Jokes Etc / Lastest Jokes by kemework: 9:35pm On Aug 29, 2014 |
Smokers look older than their age I saw a very healthy old woman,I was moved to ask her,what is making you this healthy,she replied:smoking marijuana and a lot of drinks.I laughed and told her that she is really a good joker,so I asked her of her age she replied 25. Click http://laughoutworld..com For more,please share with all your friends and enemies |
Jokes Etc / Truth About Smokers by kemework: 10:53pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Smokers look older than their age I saw a very healthy old woman,I was moved to ask her,what is making you this healthy,she replied:smoking marijuana and a lot of drinks.I laughed and told her that she is really a good joker,so I asked her of her age she replied 25. Click laughoutworld..com For more,please share with all your friends and enemies |
Jokes Etc / Suicide Mission by kemework: 12:43am On Aug 28, 2014 |
Suicide mission A slim average guy was relaxing on his bed,when his sister rushed in and told him that she was beaten up by a guy,he got angry got up and asked the sister to take him there so he will beat the Naughty Person for beating her.On reaching there the sister pointed at a big gym instructor/bodybuilder,the average guy on seeing this huge guy,slapped the sister,and asked the sister do you know that you are sending me for suicide mission? Don't you know that I still have a life to live. visit http://laughoutworld..com for more exciting,funny posts and pics..follow up on daily jokes |
Politics / Suicide Mission by kemework: 11:09pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Suicide mission A slim average guy was relaxing on his bed,when his sister rushed in and told him that she was beaten up by a guy,he got angry got up and asked the sister to take him there so he will beat the Naughty Person for beating her.On reaching there the sister pointed at a big gym instructor/bodybuilder,the average guy on seeing this huge guy,slapped the sister,and asked the sister do you know that you are sending me for suicide mission? Don't you know that I still have a life to live. visit http://laughoutworld..com for more exciting,funny posts and pics.. |
Sports / Suicide Mission by kemework: 10:43pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Suicide mission A slim average guy was relaxing on his bed,when his sister rushed in and told him that she was beaten up by a guy,he got angry got up and asked the sister to take him there so he will beat the asshole for beating her.On reaching there the sister pointed at a big gym instructor/bodybuilder,the average guy on seeing this huge guy,slapped the sister,and asked the sister do you know that you are sending me for suicide mission?Don't you know that I still have a life to live. visit http://laughoutworld..com for more exciting,funny posts and pics.. |
Nairaland / General / Black American's by kemework: 12:54pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Black Americans with bullshit An African man and a black American were about to enter a cave that grants the first word that comes out of an individual's mouth,tho the place was very dirty,so the African man enter and said "MONEY"so he got money,then the black American went in seeing the place in that dirty condition shouted!!! Bullshit this place is a mess,his first word was granted,uncountable quantity of bullshit fell on him. visit the link below for more funny posts,funny pic and hilarious stuffs. don't be selfish,please share with others http://laughoutworld..com |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Top 10 Forums by kemework: 12:18pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Jokes Etc / The Teacher by kemework: 5:29am On Aug 24, 2014 |
The mathematics teacher A mathematics teacher came into the class and asked the class to find x in the following equation 2+5-7=x find x,when he turn to face the class he saw the whole class bending and searching for something except one student,so he asked the class what are you all searching for,class replied:but sir you asked us to find x so that is actually what we are looking for...then the student that wasn't searching quickly said:you all are very foolish I swept this class this morning so I didn't see any x Click link below to view more..pls share with others http://Laughoutworld..com |
Politics / The Mathematics Teacher by kemework: 1:07am On Aug 24, 2014 |
The mathematics teacher A mathematics teacher came into the class and asked the class to find x in the following equation 2+5-7=x find x,when he turn to face the class he saw the whole class bending and searching for something except one student,so he asked the class what are you all searching for,class replied:but sir you asked us to find x so that is actually what we are looking for...then the student that wasn't searching quickly said:you all are very foolish I swept this class this morning so I didn't see any x Click link below to view more..pls share with others http://Laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / The Mathematics Teacher by kemework: 12:44am On Aug 24, 2014 |
The mathematics teacher A mathematics teacher came into the class and asked the class to find x in the following equation 2+5-7=x find x,when he turn to face the class he saw the whole class bending and searching for something except one student,so he asked the class what are you all searching for,class replied:but sir you asked us to find x so that is actually what we are looking for...then the student that wasn't searching quickly said:you all are very foolish I swept this class this morning so I didn't see any x Click link below to view more..pls share with others,comment at blog to encourage poster http://Laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / The Mathematics Teacher by kemework: 10:42pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
The mathematics teacher A mathematics teacher came into the class and asked the class to find x in the following equation 2+5-7=x find x,when he turn to face the class he saw the whole class bending and searching for something except one student,so he asked the class what are you all searching for,class replied:but sir you asked us to find x so that is actually what we are looking for...then the student that wasn't searching quickly said:you all are very foolish I swept this class this morning so I didn't see any x Click link below to view more..pls share with others http://Laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / The Clever Nigerian by kemework: 4:09pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
A Nigerian went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way White man: what are you going to the USA for? The nigerian: To study. White man: which course do you wish to study? The Nigerian: engineering. These are my admission documents. White man: But there are many Universities in Nigeria that offer this course and you still want to travel as far as USA to study the same course why? I doubt your genuine intention and therefore can’t give you the entry visa that you have applied for. The Nigerian: (cleverly says) please give me back my passport let me get out of this place. what do you think is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you think that I will see in USA that we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do you think that USA is in any way better than this country and if you think that USA is better than NIGERIA, then why have you chosen to stay in NIGERIA instead of your country America? White man: (with serious anger and love for her dear country stood up and said to him): Look I’m gonna give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to America and see what is in USA… the difference between America and Nigeria. (out off anger, she stamped the visa.. The Nigerian winks and says ..thats why am a nigerian Click website link below for more..don't be selfish,share with other's http://laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / Clever Nigerians by kemework: 3:54pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
A Nigerian went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way White man: what are you going to the USA for? The nigerian: To study. White man: which course do you wish to study? The Nigerian: engineering. These are my admission documents. White man: But there are many Universities in Nigeria that offer this course and you still want to travel as far as USA to study the same course why? I doubt your genuine intention and therefore can’t give you the entry visa that you have applied for. The Nigerian: (cleverly says) please give me back my passport let me get out of this place. what do you think is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you think that I will see in USA that we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do you think that USA is in any way better than this country and if you think that USA is better than NIGERIA, then why have you chosen to stay in NIGERIA instead of your country America? White man: (with serious anger and love for her dear country stood up and said to him): Look I’m gonna give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to America and see what is in USA… the difference between America and Nigeria. (out off anger, she stamped the visa.. The Nigerian winks and says ..thats why am a nigerian Click website link below for more..don't be selfish,share with other's http://laughoutworld..com |
Celebrities / Kidnappers by kemework: 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
A certain man vs kidnappers a certain man was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown place. The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.” The certain man falsely replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after discovering I have Ebola... The certain man didn't even finish explaining himself before the kidnappers disappeared to wash their hands... Visit site below for more free funny jokes and free funny pics...please don't be selfish share with all your friends and enemy..dont forget to comment if u like the site http://Laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / Latest Joke Site Available For All by kemework: 2:55pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
A certain man vs kidnappers a certain man was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown place. The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.” The certain man falsely replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after discovering I have Ebola... The certain man didn't even finish explaining himself before the kidnappers disappeared to wash their hands... Visit site below for more free funny jokes and free funny pics...please don't be selfish share with all your friends and enemy..dont forget to comment if u like the site http://Laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / A Certain Man Vs Kidnappers by kemework: 2:28pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
A certain man vs kidnappers a certain man was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown place. The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.” The certain man falsely replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after discovering I have Ebola... The certain man didn't even finish explaining himself before the kidnappers disappeared to wash their hands... Visit site below for more free funny jokes and free funny pics...please don't be selfish share with all your friends and enemy..dont forget to comment if u like the site Laughoutworld..com |
Celebrities / Latest Funny Updates,free Funny Downloadable Picz by kemework: 7:41am On Aug 21, 2014 |
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." clink link below for lastest funny post,free downloadable pics...updated daily http://laughoutworld..com |
Music/Radio / Poison! by kemework: 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison." visit link Below for more funny posts,pic...daily updates http://laughoutworld..com |
Sports / Poison by kemework: 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison." visit link below for more funny posts...updated daily http://laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / Landlord Vs Horse Keeper by kemework: 1:10am On Aug 20, 2014 |
Landlord vs horse keeper A horse died and the keeper asked the landlord for permission to use his land for burial ceremony he refused..keeper: let me use my friend's land for burial then i'll like to pay him $1 million...landlord: no ahhh why didn't you tell me that the horse was my tenant.. Visit link below for more daily updates of jokes,funny pics etc..share with others http://laughoutworld..com |
Jokes Etc / Husband: Am Just Kidding by kemework: 11:00pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding click link below for more and daily update http://laughoutworld..com |
Health / Ebola Cure Found by kemework: 12:07am On Aug 14, 2014 |
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Jokes Etc / A New Forum For Uuuuu by kemework: 8:14pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Sports / Login To The A New Red Hot Forum Ever!!! by kemework: 7:18pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
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