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Jokes Etc / Lastest Jokes by kemework: 9:35pm On Aug 29, 2014
Smokers look older
than their age
I saw a very healthy old woman,I
was moved to ask her,what is making
you this healthy,she replied:smoking
marijuana and a lot of drinks.I
laughed and told her that she is
really a good joker,so I asked her of
her age she replied 25.


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Jokes Etc / Truth About Smokers by kemework: 10:53pm On Aug 28, 2014
Smokers look older
than their age
I saw a very healthy old woman,I
was moved to ask her,what is making
you this healthy,she replied:smoking
marijuana and a lot of drinks.I
laughed and told her that she is
really a good joker,so I asked her of
her age she replied 25.


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Jokes Etc / Suicide Mission by kemework: 12:43am On Aug 28, 2014
Suicide mission
A slim average guy was relaxing on
his bed,when his sister rushed in
and
told him that she was beaten up by
a
guy,he got angry got up and asked
the sister to take him there so he
will
beat the Naughty Person for
beating her.On
reaching there the sister pointed at
a
big gym instructor/bodybuilder,the
average guy on seeing this huge
guy,slapped the sister,and asked
the
sister do you know that you are
sending me for suicide mission?
Don't
you know that I still have a life to
live.
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Politics / Suicide Mission by kemework: 11:09pm On Aug 27, 2014
Suicide mission
A slim average guy was relaxing on
his bed,when his sister rushed in
and
told him that she was beaten up by
a
guy,he got angry got up and asked
the sister to take him there so he
will
beat the Naughty Person for
beating her.On
reaching there the sister pointed at
a
big gym instructor/bodybuilder,the
average guy on seeing this huge
guy,slapped the sister,and asked
the
sister do you know that you are
sending me for suicide mission?
Don't
you know that I still have a life to
live.
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http://laughoutworld..com
for more exciting,funny posts and
pics..
Sports / Suicide Mission by kemework: 10:43pm On Aug 27, 2014
Suicide mission
A slim average guy was relaxing on
his bed,when his sister rushed in and
told him that she was beaten up by a
guy,he got angry got up and asked
the sister to take him there so he will
beat the asshole for beating her.On
reaching there the sister pointed at a
big gym instructor/bodybuilder,the
average guy on seeing this huge
guy,slapped the sister,and asked the
sister do you know that you are
sending me for suicide mission?Don't
you know that I still have a life to
live.

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Nairaland / General / Black American's by kemework: 12:54pm On Aug 27, 2014
Black Americans with
bullshit
An African man and a black American
were about to enter a cave that
grants the first word that comes out
of an individual's mouth,tho the
place was very dirty,so the African
man enter and said "MONEY"so he
got money,then the black American
went in seeing the place in that dirty
condition shouted!!! Bullshit this
place is a mess,his first word was
granted,uncountable quantity of
bullshit fell on him.
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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Top 10 Forums by kemework: 12:18pm On Aug 26, 2014
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Jokes Etc / The Teacher by kemework: 5:29am On Aug 24, 2014
The mathematics teacher
A mathematics teacher came into
the
class and asked the class to find x
in
the following equation 2+5-7=x find
x,when he turn to face the class he
saw the whole class bending and
searching for something except one
student,so he asked the class what
are you all searching for,class
replied:but sir you asked us to find
x
so that is actually what we are
looking for...then the student that
wasn't searching quickly said:you
all
are very foolish I swept this class
this morning so I didn't see any x
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Politics / The Mathematics Teacher by kemework: 1:07am On Aug 24, 2014
The mathematics teacher
A mathematics teacher came into
the
class and asked the class to find x
in
the following equation 2+5-7=x find
x,when he turn to face the class he
saw the whole class bending and
searching for something except one
student,so he asked the class what
are you all searching for,class
replied:but sir you asked us to find
x
so that is actually what we are
looking for...then the student that
wasn't searching quickly said:you
all
are very foolish I swept this class
this morning so I didn't see any x
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Jokes Etc / The Mathematics Teacher by kemework: 12:44am On Aug 24, 2014
The mathematics teacher
A mathematics teacher came into
the
class and asked the class to find x
in
the following equation 2+5-7=x find
x,when he turn to face the class he
saw the whole class bending and
searching for something except one
student,so he asked the class what
are you all searching for,class
replied:but sir you asked us to find
x
so that is actually what we are
looking for...then the student that
wasn't searching quickly said:you
all
are very foolish I swept this class
this morning so I didn't see any x
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Jokes Etc / The Mathematics Teacher by kemework: 10:42pm On Aug 23, 2014
The mathematics teacher
A mathematics teacher came into the
class and asked the class to find x in
the following equation 2+5-7=x find
x,when he turn to face the class he
saw the whole class bending and
searching for something except one
student,so he asked the class what
are you all searching for,class
replied:but sir you asked us to find x
so that is actually what we are
looking for...then the student that
wasn't searching quickly said:you all
are very foolish I swept this class
this morning so I didn't see any x

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Jokes Etc / The Clever Nigerian by kemework: 4:09pm On Aug 22, 2014
A Nigerian went to the American
Embassy for a student visa, and the
process of his interview with the
white lady went this way
White man: what are you going to
the USA for?
The nigerian: To study.
White man:
which course do you wish to study?
The Nigerian: engineering. These are my admission
documents.
White man: But there are many
Universities in Nigeria that offer
this course and you still want to
travel as far as USA to study the
same course why? I doubt your
genuine intention and therefore
can’t give you the entry visa that
you have applied for.
The Nigerian: (cleverly says) please give me
back my passport let me get out of
this place. what do you think is in
USA that is not in Nigeria, what do
you think that I will see in USA that
we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do
you think that USA is in any way
better than this country and if you
think that USA is better than
NIGERIA, then why have you chosen
to stay in NIGERIA instead of your
country America?
White man: (with serious anger and
love for her dear country stood up
and said to him): Look I’m gonna
give you entry visa to USA so that
you gonna travel to America and
see what is in USA… the difference
between America and Nigeria. (out
off anger, she stamped the visa..

The Nigerian winks and says ..thats why am a nigerian

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Jokes Etc / Clever Nigerians by kemework: 3:54pm On Aug 22, 2014
A Nigerian went to the American
Embassy for a student visa, and the
process of his interview with the
white lady went this way
White man: what are you going to
the USA for?
The nigerian: To study.
White man:
which course do you wish to study?
The Nigerian: engineering. These are my admission
documents.
White man: But there are many
Universities in Nigeria that offer
this course and you still want to
travel as far as USA to study the
same course why? I doubt your
genuine intention and therefore
can’t give you the entry visa that
you have applied for.
The Nigerian: (cleverly says) please give me
back my passport let me get out of
this place. what do you think is in
USA that is not in Nigeria, what do
you think that I will see in USA that
we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do
you think that USA is in any way
better than this country and if you
think that USA is better than
NIGERIA, then why have you chosen
to stay in NIGERIA instead of your
country America?
White man: (with serious anger and
love for her dear country stood up
and said to him): Look I’m gonna
give you entry visa to USA so that
you gonna travel to America and
see what is in USA… the difference
between America and Nigeria. (out
off anger, she stamped the visa..

The Nigerian winks and says ..thats why am a nigerian

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Celebrities / Kidnappers by kemework: 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2014
A certain man vs
kidnappers
a certain man was abducted by
kidnappers
and taken to an unknown place.
The kidnappers beat him for a while
and asked him, “Which of your
family members should we call
to pay the ransom.”
The certain man falsely replied: “I
don’t
have a family now. All my family
members ran away after discovering I
have Ebola...
The certain man didn't even finish
explaining himself before the
kidnappers disappeared to wash their
hands...

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Jokes Etc / Latest Joke Site Available For All by kemework: 2:55pm On Aug 22, 2014
A certain man vs
kidnappers
a certain man was abducted by
kidnappers
and taken to an unknown place.
The kidnappers beat him for a while
and asked him, “Which of your
family members should we call
to pay the ransom.”
The certain man falsely replied: “I
don’t
have a family now. All my family
members ran away after discovering I
have Ebola...
The certain man didn't even finish
explaining himself before the
kidnappers disappeared to wash their
hands...

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Jokes Etc / A Certain Man Vs Kidnappers by kemework: 2:28pm On Aug 22, 2014
A certain man vs
kidnappers
a certain man was abducted by
kidnappers
and taken to an unknown place.
The kidnappers beat him for a while
and asked him, “Which of your
family members should we call
to pay the ransom.”
The certain man falsely replied: “I
don’t
have a family now. All my family
members ran away after discovering I
have Ebola...
The certain man didn't even finish
explaining himself before the
kidnappers disappeared to wash their
hands...

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Celebrities / Latest Funny Updates,free Funny Downloadable Picz by kemework: 7:41am On Aug 21, 2014
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a
compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect
eyesight."



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Music/Radio / Poison! by kemework: 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2014
There was this guy at a bar, just
looking at his drink. He stays like
that for a half hour. Then a big
trouble making truck driver steps
next to him, takes the drink from the
guy, & just drinks it all down. The
poor man starts crying. The truck
driver says, "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another
drink. I just can't stand to see a man
cry." "No, it's not that," the man
replies, wiping his tears, "This day is
the worst of my life. First, I
oversleep & I go in late to my office.
My outraged boss fires me. When I
leave the building to go to my car, I
find out it was stolen. The police say
they can do nothing. I get a cab to
go home, & when I get out, I
remember I left my wallet. The cab
driver just drives away. I go inside
my house where I find my wife in
bed with the gardener. I leave my
home, come to this bar, & just when
I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up & drink my
poison."



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Sports / Poison by kemework: 9:31pm On Aug 20, 2014
There was this guy at a bar, just
looking at his drink. He stays like
that for a half hour. Then a big
trouble making truck driver steps
next to him, takes the drink from the
guy, & just drinks it all down. The
poor man starts crying. The truck
driver says, "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another
drink. I just can't stand to see a man
cry." "No, it's not that," the man
replies, wiping his tears, "This day is
the worst of my life. First, I
oversleep & I go in late to my office.
My outraged boss fires me. When I
leave the building to go to my car, I
find out it was stolen. The police say
they can do nothing. I get a cab to
go home, & when I get out, I
remember I left my wallet. The cab
driver just drives away. I go inside
my house where I find my wife in
bed with the gardener. I leave my
home, come to this bar, & just when
I was thinking about putting an end
to my life, you show up & drink my
poison."



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Jokes Etc / Landlord Vs Horse Keeper by kemework: 1:10am On Aug 20, 2014
Landlord vs horse keeper

A horse died and the keeper asked the landlord for permission to use his land for burial ceremony he refused..keeper: let me use my friend's land for burial then i'll like to pay him $1 million...landlord: no ahhh why didn't you tell me that the horse was my tenant..

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Jokes Etc / Husband: Am Just Kidding by kemework: 11:00pm On Aug 19, 2014
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute,
delightful,
elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and
hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what
about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding

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Health / Ebola Cure Found by kemework: 12:07am On Aug 14, 2014
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