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Celebrities / US President Obama’s 16-year-old Daughter Malia Has Been Confirmed Pregnant by keneblinks(f): 1:20pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant. Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family. “On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from. I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.” For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’” Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello, I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show, White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly titled like that. I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.” President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Every heard of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.” www.earlygist.com/2014/12/06/us-president-obamas-16-year-old-daughter-malia-confirmed-pregnant/
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Crime / Policeman Kills First Class Graduate Of Economics Over Girlfriend by keneblinks(f): 9:18am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Thirty-year-old first class graduate of Economics from the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, Moses Murtala Aminu was shot dead by a constable with the Nigeria Police. Moses had on Sunday, left his No. 67 Ahmadu Ahidjo Street, Narayi High Cost family residence for a party in Barnawa, Kaduna State. According to his friend and eyewitness, the police constable who was identified as Alex Okpe was beating up Aminu’s girlfriend outside the party venue when he tried to intervene. At that point, the constable got angry, reached for his jeans trousers, brought out his gun and fired, killing Aminu on the spot. The constable also shot in the air as he escaped on his motorcycle. The killer policeman has been tracked down and arrested by officers from the Barnawa Police Division. The incident has also been confirmed by Femi Adenaike, the Kaduna State Commissioner of Police and he said that it was true Alex Okpe was arrested and he confessed to the killing on interrogation. He said that Okpe claimed that he fired in ‘self- defence’ when Moses and his friends were trying to fight him over his girlfriend. According to the Police, Okpe was not even sent to Barnawa as at that time and he will be tried and dismissed if found guilty. “The suspect is in the cell and we have commenced investigation. And if he is found guilty, we will give him an in-house trial and summary dismissal so that he can face the law for homicide,” the police boss said. www.earlygist.com/2014/11/27/policeman-kills-first-class-graduate-economics-girlfriend/
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Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day! Read This Funny Story [just For Laughs] by keneblinks(f): 2:00pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
How do I tell him 2 jump out of d bus? |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Day! Read This Funny Story [just For Laughs] by keneblinks(f): 1:50pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Pls kindly judge this matter… I was in a bus, chatting with my friend on what’sapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, so l decided to change the topic “Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are 12 in our bus and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3 minutes for the bomb to go off bye- bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the bus to stop quickly opened the bus window and jumped out and eventually died, pls who killed him?.. I or Amebo? www.earlygist.com/2014/11/26/joke-day-read-funny-story-just-laughs/ 1 Like
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Celebrities / Nollywood Producer Tells How His Dogs Killed 2 Cobras In His Compound by keneblinks(f): 1:22pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Nollywood producer Fidelis Duker shared how three of his dogs killed two Cobras in one month inside his compound. Don't know which part of Lagos he lives in, but if two Cobras visit in just a month, isn't that a dangerous place to live? He explained to his followers that the land next to his house is undeveloped..so that's where the snakes are coming from. He shared photos on his Facebook page. www.earlygist.com/2014/11/26/nollywood-producer-fidelis-duker-tells-dogs-killed-2-cobras-compound
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Celebrities / Blessing Okagbare Reveals Why She Doesn’t Plan To Start Making Babies Just Yet by keneblinks(f): 7:15am On Nov 22, 2014 |
Popular Nigerian athlete, Blessing Okagbare, after bad run-in with members of the Nigerian embassy who prevented her from going on her honeymoon, has revealed in an interview that she doesn’t have plans to start having kids right away. She revealed that she aims to focus on her career for now and her husband is cool with her decision. Read her reply in an interview with the Nigerian Telegraph when she was asked about starting a family: A family, hahaha, I am not planning about that now. At the moment I have goals that must be accomplished and some things to be achieved professionally, so starting a family immediately after my wedding is actually not in the schedule for me right now, no way. Honestly, we have already talked about it and my fiancé knows what I do for a living. We have talked about it and he knows there are things I must get done in my career which are very important to me. Having kids now is out of it, there are things in my career that must be accomplished before we start thinking of building a family. After my wedding the next agenda is to accomplish all the things I have set out to achieve and that is it, not having babies, this will surely come later. www.earlygist.com/2014/11/22/blessing-okagbare-reveals-doesnt-plan-start-making-babies-just-yet/ 1 Share
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