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Nairaland GeneralFunniest scam of the century by KENNSAMMY(op):
Lasgidi itself! Some people agree with the assertion that, if you live in lagos and yet you are not smart or wise - you cannot be amended anymore. Its a parallel of a saying " a fool at forty is a fool for eternity".


In ikorodu yestrday, a man walked into a cafe and submitted the documents he wanted to have them work on. While the process was ongoing, he asked the cafe owner whether he has people searching for employment, - who doesn't have people looking for job in this messy situation Nigeria finds herself? The cafe owner immediately reached one of those he knew are unemployed and she rushed over immediately.
Because that one doesn't meet the requirements, she told him she has friends that may be perfect match for the vacancy. She in turn got across to these two ladies - and because they had been so craving for employments, they rushed down to meet the link at the cafe. This is an impromptu need for staff, so he convinced them of having their Laptop ready alonside other necessary things thet would be needed. Whoever is conversant with Ikorodu will know how many branches of Diamond bank we have therein. He took them to the branch and on getting their he asked them to step in and ask for the venue of the interview from anybody on the counter. In they went but not before he had their computer and expensive phones in his care outside - nonetheless because he made them realize that phones must not be on them while they are interviewed and their personal computers will only be needed at the concluding stages of the interview. They asked as he instructed them to do when they stepped into the banking hall, and kept blabbing incoherent questions at the official telling them she wasn't aware of any interview or even recruitment. It was too late before they agreed to see the man who invited them - whom they erroneously believe was still outside with their belongings, because they all came out to behold a ghost. He Absconded with their phones and laptops
PropertiesTHE BEST WAY TO STAY STYLISHLY ON TOP by KENNSAMMY(op):
[b]I have said it before and there's nothing bad or worthless if I reiterate it - perhaps you took no notice of it the other time.

Please take a closer look at the items below. Probably you don't know what they are or rather, what they're capable of being used to achieve.

Roofing tiles made of graded sand and cement, plus organic pigment to achieve three standard colors and exposed surface of which is oven-baked, with calculated weight for inherent resistance to any kind of destruCtive wind.

Let me highlight these in a clear , brief, and concise possible way. When you consider this material as you roof covering material, you can be sure of the following:

A. Absolute silence during heavy down pour which one of the peculiarities of the tropics,
B. a long lasting or (life long) watertight roof up there,
C. Zero, absolute zero heat transfer into your space through the roof in hot weather.
D. Rest of mind in the sight of an inevitable destructive rain storms.

E. World most maintenance friendly covering materials up there(renewable material),

F. Prompt technical Service response, and finally,

G. you can be sure of your roof in any given time or season.
Contacts: 08069726120/ bestroofer@live.com[/b]

RomanceRe: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by KENNSAMMY(m): 5:01pm On Oct 04, 2014
datguru:
It might sound funny but true. Some men/guys wear pants grin . ladies what's your say ? Is it cool?
, that's y some of us grow bent penis. Pants should be discouraged among the young and even adults alike. As a bent dicks will be too short for enjoyment. grin
datguru:
It might sound funny but true. Some men/guys wear pants grin . ladies what's your say ? Is it cool?
, that's y some of us grow bent penis. Pants should be discouraged among the young and even adults alike. As a bent dicks will be too short for enjoyment.grin
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 8:27pm On Sep 28, 2014
deji2009: click start, all programs, system tools and system restore
select a date before the problem started, say a week later and restore it.

If that doesn't work, have you tried scanning the system for viruses

check your system keyboard to make it is not stuck down.

hold down windows logo and the letter R to bring up run

type in msconfig and continue to startup untick anything that doesn't
begin with windows32, intel, radion, basically the programs that start
up when you boot your computer apply and ok then restart the computer

when it finish tick do not show this message again, then see if it flickers

if it does restart and keep pressing f8 go to safe mode, all the icons will be big

that's fine. see if you'd get the flicker screen in safe mode after that get back to normal
windows by restarting the laptop and report back to us
Thank you, I will report here soon. God bless you
Science/TechnologyRe: ROOFING MATERIALS, NIGERIA. by KENNSAMMY(op): 5:04pm On Sep 28, 2014
And without compromising standard, I have got two additional standard colors Viz: Leaf green and chocolate Brown, apart from the well known Terra cotta (burnt clay) color.

PropertiesRe: Roofing Materials Nigeria (specialist) by KENNSAMMY(op):
It stood the test of time. Widely used in the temperate and amazing also in the tropics, Stays up there,-functional for the entire life span of your building. Designed to resist destructive wind, disallow the passage of heat no matter what, doesn't aid the spread of fire, brings to nothing -the usual drumbeat sound of heavy downpour, the only known roofing material that can be maintained( can be re-coated 15 or 20 yrs down the line), above all, very cost effective.

Do yourself this good, cover your achievement stylishly for once and never get bothered by roof replacement. Call: 08069726120 08022593744 / bestroofer@live.com. See bellow

PropertiesRe: Roofing Materials-nigeria by KENNSAMMY(op): 4:38pm On Sep 28, 2014
Up there is terra-cotta. Perfectly without compromising standard, I have achieved the same in "leaf green" and "chocolate" colors. Make your choice and experience the best technical response at the speed of light, at the most affordable cost.


Don't forget you can always contact me on these hotlines: 08069726120 or 08022593744 , bestroofer@live.com
Life is beautiful!
PropertiesRe: Roofing Materials-nigeria by KENNSAMMY(op):
-It stands the test of time,

-Widely used in the temperate regions and amazing also in the tropics.

-Stays up actively there for the entire life span of your building.

-Designed to resist destructive wind,

-disallow the passage of heat no matter how hot the day gets,

-doesn't aid the spread of fire,

-brings to nothing -the usual drumbeat sound of heavy downpour,

-the only known roofing material that can be maintained( can be re-coated 15 or 20 yrs down the line), above all,

-very cost effective.

Do yourself this good, cover your achievement stylishly for once and never get bothered with roof replacement again. Call:

+2348069726120 +2349051110038 / samoyegoke@outlook.com

PropertiesRe: A-Z by KENNSAMMY(op): 4:17pm On Sep 28, 2014
08022593744 / 08069726120
Bestroofer@live.com
PropertiesRe: A-Z by KENNSAMMY(op):
KENNSAMMY: never we will sprinkle water to decieve any one its raining. bring to nothing the usual drumbeat sound of rain and unbearably scorching heat of the tropics. BElieve me, i will help you achieve that. 08069726120/08022593744

ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 2:40pm On Sep 28, 2014
KENNSAMMY: KENNSAMMY(m): 12:18pm
Hello house, happy sunday. Sure, we are all great.
Please, this windows explorer stinks. It pops up at
start up. It blinks and will not close. Any attempt to
Close only aggravates it coz multiple windows will then pop up
and all begin to blink together.
At this stage, the flickering
hinders barely every thinkable operation a
computer should be capable of. After clean boot
the symptoms persist.
Please help me, I have almost smacked the screen
off the computer with my fist. Here's the link to the video of how it behaves.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdRDPNMGFuc&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Thanks for your prompt professional insights and kindness. God bless you sir/madam
Pls use the link coZ the utube image doesn't seem to redirect properly
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2014
KENNSAMMY(m): 12:18pm
Hello house, happy sunday. Sure, we are all great.
Please, this windows explorer stinks. It pops up at
start up. It blinks and will not close. Any attempt to
Close only aggravates it coz multiple windows will then pop up
and all begin to blink together.
At this stage, the flickering
hinders barely every thinkable operation a
computer should be capable of. After clean boot
the symptoms persist.
Please help me, I have almost smacked the screen
off the computer with my fist. Here's the link to the video of how it behaves.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdRDPNMGFuc&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Thanks for your prompt professional insights and kindness. God bless you sir/madam
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 2:11pm On Sep 20, 2014
Mellorix: My Observations:


Ok. Following my observation of your previous uploaded pics, I was able to deduce that your problem might be from the ASUS easy flash software installed on your system. ASUS Easy Update is a program designed to manage all installed ASUS programs on the user's PC and check for and update any new versions of the software if available. This service will run in the background when Windows starts and periodically check for updates.


My Advice:

Please go to control panel and uninstall a program called “ASUS Easy Update”. Restart your system and let’s see if you will be prompted with that screen.
, you. Are very correct! At the upper part of the window, that's the name: ASUS easy falsh update V1.4 kind of. But when I checked the control panel, there is nothing like it to un install. But if I want to update it how will I go about it when connected to the internet and how I be able to pick it for installation. 2. The blinking document search screen has come to be irritatingly stubborn to the extent that I cannot do anything on the pc. Any slight click on the home screen or anywhere too many to number of the screen pop up and I begin to press alt+f4 continuously of the screens. It is blinking and this made even entering of one password or any typing atall practically impossible.
I hope my own no too much now? I'm very sorry, and thanks for your time. God bless you all.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 1:06pm On Sep 20, 2014
KENNSAMMY: thanks brothers. When I press windows + r and clicked startup tab, 360 internet Qihu360 soft... Alone is marked as the culprit. This 360 internet however is the only antivirus on the pc. Meanwhile, the other trouble with the initial booting is indicated as current OS;default OS , windows 7(c:\windows)... Take a look pls.
as per the explorer exe, I didn't c anything like it on the startup tab
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 12:56pm On Sep 20, 2014
Mellorix: @KENNSAMMY, scroll down the list @LordReed suggested and look for a file called "explorer.exe" uncheck it. (If it is in the list and that should solve your problem) - if it isnt in the list - post back here for further troubleshooting.
thanks brothers. When I press windows + r and clicked startup tab, 360 internet Qihu360 soft... Alone is marked as the culprit. This 360 internet however is the only antivirus on the pc. Meanwhile, the other trouble with the initial booting is indicated as current OS;default OS , windows 7(c:\windows)... Take a look pls.

ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 10:26pm On Sep 19, 2014
LordReed: Have you been using the VPN before?
LordReed: Have you been using the VPN before?
I think I used it once, but long time a go. Like months ago.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 10:24pm On Sep 19, 2014
LordReed: Have you been using the VPN before?
I think I used it once, but long time a go. Like months ago.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 8:43pm On Sep 19, 2014
LordReed: These I don't know what they are:

Language A
Many Cam LLC
Openvpn-gui

Do you know what they are?

Secondly there are others your screenshot did not show.
manycam is the application that powers the webcam, openvpn is a vpn, language A isn't so clear to me too... Meanwhile, I will try and snap a clearer picture forthwith. Thanks for your kindness (undeserved kindness) God bless you.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 7:39pm On Sep 19, 2014
Lordreed, this is I saw!

ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 7:12pm On Sep 19, 2014
LordReed: Check your startup. Press windows key + r, type msconfig, click the startup tab. Screenshot the results and post here or indentify the culprit if you can and disable it/them. Also check control panel > programs and uninstall the culprits.
ok thanks I will try it and get back here
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 6:24pm On Sep 19, 2014
KENNSAMMY: Pls this blue screen pop up at my Asus K501 laptop start up. I press escape before I'm able to boot the computer. Also there's this document search page that pops up wen the windows eventually starts, blinks irritatingly and stubborn to close

ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m):
Pls this blue screen pop up at my Asus K501 laptop start up. I press escape before I'm able to boot the computer. Also there's this document search page that pops up wen the windows eventually starts, blinks irritatingly and stubborn to close

ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by KENNSAMMY(m): 5:34pm On Sep 19, 2014
Pls this blue screen pop up at my Asus K501 laptop start up. I press escape before I'm able to boot the computer. Also there's this document search page that pops up wen the windows eventually starts, blinks irritatingly and stubborn to close

ComputersRe: This Blue Screen And flickering search Engine Kill Softly! by KENNSAMMY(op): 11:17am On Sep 19, 2014
See piks

ComputersThis Blue Screen And flickering search Engine Kill Softly! by KENNSAMMY(op):
Pls help me! My windows 7 Asus laptop displays this blue screen at start up.

PropertiesRe: Roofing Materials Nigeria (specialist) by KENNSAMMY(op): 4:09pm On Aug 30, 2014
never we will sprinkle water to
decieve any one its raining. bring
to nothing the usual drumbeat
sound of rain and unbearably
scorching heat of the tropics.
BElieve me, i will help you
achieve that.
08069726120/08022593744
PropertiesRe: A-Z by KENNSAMMY(op): 3:57pm On Aug 30, 2014
never we will sprinkle water to decieve any one its raining. bring to nothing the usual drumbeat sound of rain and unbearably scorching heat of the tropics. BElieve me, i will help you achieve that. 08069726120/08022593744
PropertiesRe: Roofing Materials-nigeria by KENNSAMMY(op): 3:32pm On Aug 30, 2014
we dont sprinkle water to decieve people its raining. wht we say - we mean. 08069726120 08022593744 we are always available.
PropertiesRe: Roofing Materials-nigeria by KENNSAMMY(op): 4:16am On Dec 10, 2013
CONTACTS : 08069726120/ 08022593744 , bestroofer@live.com/
Nairaland GeneralFree Antivirus ! by KENNSAMMY(op): 3:52am On Dec 10, 2013
Hi all, Iâm using avast! Free Antivirus and itâs great. Say goodbye to your paid antivirus, as avast! is totally free and performs even better in tests.

Download and try it yourself:

http://www.avast.com/get/Oeiy9K8u
AdvertsRe: AMAZING ROOF, Take A Look . by KENNSAMMY(op): 12:24am On Sep 17, 2013
a single trial will make you understand what I meant and also answer those questions

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