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its my babez birthday,huraaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!

No she's not!

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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not "fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City, and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's home for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."

A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"

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mitchyy:
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oya lets chat

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wasteful fellow


onibara

tubabie:
Amigoz and Kenny G

2babie

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SELEPIR

xrated hony

Haruna was ok and besides he's young

she doesnt sleep

ODEYN

blimey i booped again didnt i? ;d ;d ;d

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Missy B:
Better put . . . .I'm the one being cooked.    

You noh know? Biko, make an order here.

kai that must be very tasty sha,

corn seller

ayi tete mu ole, ole n mu oloko

i want to drink garri

ayi tete mu ole, ole n mu oloko

well i wont want her groom to beat me up, i cant fight ooooo

Missy B:
Yup! Kinda been a while . . .
Kitchen is not in good shape at the moment. I'm using it as a bedroom 4 now.

so u r not cooking but someone is being cooked in the kitchen?

tell her i didnt knw she had one,

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kay0195:
I honestly do not need a man to be rich. .

I guess that rules me out then,

me is even greater, longest time howdy?

wats in the kitchen tonite?

tell her its her tomorrow

hey MsB
howdy

take for a walk under the moonlight

look at closely

why are u asking me shouldnt you be asking her?