₦airaland Forum

Funkyswagzz:
Please have anyone seen yarimo I want him to come take his monthly stipend

He has gone for Street begging.
Almajiri

Before Nko?
Hunger Na their mate?
On your mandate we stand Gidigba.

The chameleoned bride.
She must be unpredictable in that marriage.

EvilMerodack:

He is a Lawyer, right?

Not surprised to know that he doesnt understand basic Economics and why this reforms are neccessary

A thread for Minnows

Your cup go soon full.

He was patiently waiting behind Abacha in that picture to be more sophisticated than him.

DJ Abdul my former SUG president in Federal cooperative college Kaduna in 2011.
A popular DJ in Kaduna south.
Hmmm to those of you who want to live as Fake Alhajis be careful ooo.

Helenius and and Mannabgrils are on the loose but pride will not make them come to term off recent but they are really hungry.

helinues:
Dont you have meaningful life outside NL abi what's the meaning of the senseless trolling

Hunger is a disease I can sense it with my medullary bulb or vocal microscope that you are hungry.

They retained him so that he no go go leak their secrets.

This dude is insulting Tinubu in his backyard.

Nigerians should pray for Reno kirikri.

We are at a time when human lives got no value in this country.

Only Tinubu supporters will get it at that price.

Something that is as common as anything else you need NIN to get it the NIN that even network providers can not be able to recognised a gunuin user at time.

AntiChristian:
Joseph is a Prophet of God! God kept him safe from all his enemies! Joseph's destiny is different from yours!

The settings back then is different from now!
Joseph wasn't sent to you or me!

Let's know about Jesus and sexual temptation!

Jesus lived for 33 years, was he celibate all through? How did he make it? Was there any temptation especially when he entered puberty? How did he solve the temptation?

It's not an easy feat to be celibate for 33 years!

Jesus is God the son.
In order word God equivalent.
So even for an hundred years he can konji will never be in his tent.
The seven spirits are guiding him.

Read.
Isaiah 11:1-5

1.And there shall come forth a rod out of the stem of Jesse, and a Branch shall grow out of his roots:
2.And the spirit of the Lord shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding, the spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the Lord;
3.And shall make him of quick understanding in the fear of the Lord: and he shall not judge after the sight of his eyes, neither reprove after the hearing of his ears:
4.But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth: with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked.
5.And righteousness shall be the girdle of his loins, and faithfulness the girdle of his reins.

Susbae:
It's a pleasure!
Yea, I am doing great.
Happy New Month and have a blessed weekend

You are most welcome.
Enjoy your day.

Taking private jet here and there.
Tomorrow we no want hear justice for isreal ooo.
If he go kpai on air Na him sabi.

In this life only God can save you.
Imagine dying on bed to pleases a woman.
Na visa to hell ooo.

You see that last pisure in black jeans Na him I like.
Not those big ones.

Susbae:
See my classmate as a guest on nairaland for 10years or more. Lol, I had to join few months ago.

Welcome on board baby.
Hope you are cool?
Happy weekend.

99thEnemy:
Zonefree, abeg come see wahala

Yes ooo what of mejiloyon?

99thEnemy:
Zonefree, abeg come see wahala

99thEnemy:
What about ”Nigerian girls are useless… All of them” guy?

Hope you are not talking of my beloved Mejiloyon?
I forgot his name but I can remember Sapphire the Nigerian men are useless.
I thought her father rape her when she was a child.

Yoruba bread.

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Oga Amaikpe you are welcome back.I spent 10 years as a guest on naira land missing your comments I just join as a member newly.
That Baldheaded nigurr slawormirr has gone to China along side his mentor the Jagaban

Na prayers dey save people for this country.
Even the righteous are scarcely to be saved.

No happiness nationwide

The guy Na dwarfffff

chccho:
What is Green white Green
Instead of them to have redisigned the flag they changed National Anthem!!

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Wetin them know more than stealing?