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Politics › Re: Billionaire Bill Gates To Visit Nigeria On Tuesday by Kenobsky(m): 8:17pm On Sep 02, 2024

Please tell him my home address is not so difficult.
I am waiting for his visit.

Politics › Re: Fire Rocks Katsina Government House by Kenobsky(m): 7:57pm On Sep 02, 2024

Uptheante:
Who asked you?

Politics › Re: Toronto Police Official Statement On Arrest Of Amaka Sonnberger by Kenobsky(m): 7:56pm On Sep 02, 2024*

aswani:
Pleas sir you are insulting monkeys here by comparing them with him.

Hehehehe at least let us give him little Adjective of qualifications.
He belongs to the zoo as they call it to their fancy.

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Celebrities › Re: Priscilla Ojo Shows Off Her Tanzanian Boyfriend In Style (video And Photos) by Kenobsky(m): 7:53pm On Sep 02, 2024

The Mumu just dey smile like ewusa MAN

Politics › Re: Katsina, Zamfara, Kebbi State First Ladies Receive Humanitarian Awards In Abuja by Kenobsky(m): 7:49pm On Sep 02, 2024

Bunkum

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Politics › Re: Toronto Police Official Statement On Arrest Of Amaka Sonnberger by Kenobsky(m): 2:17pm On Sep 02, 2024

Bliss4Lyfe:
Where did they mention Amaka Sunnberger, are you people crazy?

Show us where they mention Amaka Sunnnbergerr

No be only Amaka sunberger Na Amaka moon and starberger.
Bia let me tell you ramain that monkey Simon Ekperima abi Simon Agbalumo.
E go soon clear for una eyes.
You may be next that is if ESN let you reach December.

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Politics › Re: Toronto Police Official Statement On Arrest Of Amaka Sonnberger by Kenobsky(m): 2:13pm On Sep 02, 2024

Bliss4Lyfe:
Where did they mention Amaka Sunnberger, are you people crazy?

Show us where they mention Amaka Sunnnbergerr

No be only sunberger Na moon and stars berger.
Remain that monkey Simon Ekperima abi Simon Agbalumo.
Just dey play.
You may be next.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Who Don't Have Up To ₦500k Should Stay Off Marriage by Kenobsky(m): 2:02pm On Sep 02, 2024

NOETHNICITY:
Considering how greedy women are, I say we raise the minimum figure they must have to 3million

I have ever met one with no less than 10million naira in her account.
She want turn me to her messenger abi boyboy.
Omo I ran ooo.Las Las Na one radio mechanic she we'd.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Who Don't Have Up To ₦500k Should Stay Off Marriage by Kenobsky(m): 1:59pm On Sep 02, 2024

As a master degree holder I can marry a hard working waec or neco holder.
Even Na tailoring or Hairdresser no problem so far she get head she is OK for me.
But I can't marry a liability.

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Health › Re: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad. by Kenobsky(m): 1:52pm On Sep 02, 2024

Him don mad already.
All he need is Jesus. Only Jesus Christ can save him.
Kindly tag pastor Righteousness to go and see Lazarus Muoka of the chosen.
He is not far from from the kingdom of heaven.

Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso Planning Possible Merger – PDP by Kenobsky(m): 1:40pm On Sep 02, 2024

It's Obi or nothing.
Atiku should relocate to Dubai.

Politics › Re: Fire Rocks Katsina Government House by Kenobsky(m): 1:38pm On Sep 02, 2024

The place I did my NYSC PPA in 2014 during governor Ibrahim Shema.
That year Katsina state things are too cool but now a war zone.

Pray for Katsina state.

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Celebrities › Re: Rema Donates N105m To Christ Embassy During Thanksgiving!!! by Kenobsky(m): 11:02pm On Sep 01, 2024

Righteousness2:
Good to donate but what is most important is to SURRENDER his soul to JESUS Christ.

What will give the LORD JESUS CHRIST JOY is to Surrender your life Completely to Him.

Remember, the Sacrifices of a sinner are an Abomination to the LORD.
Dont let anyone Deceive with Donations and all that without letting you know the NEEDFUL and the Most Important

Surrendering your soul to JESUS CHRIST and Living for HIM is more important than any amount of money you wanna give.

Draw their ears well my able evangelist

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Crime › Re: 15-year-old Goodluck Bison Breaks Into Neighbour’s Home, Rapes 14-year-old Girl by Kenobsky(m): 10:59pm On Sep 01, 2024

He enter military hand come enter feminist hand.
Haaaa this one don use him hand buy a whole central market.

Politics › Re: President Bola Tinubu Arrives Beijing, China For His Official Visit by Kenobsky(m): 5:02pm On Sep 01, 2024

Expect more gaffes.
The Chinese official was unable to look into his eyes because failure to pay those loans is an unpardonable mediocrity and a diabolic partisanship due to an extremist tendencies. A direct opposite of an intended outcome of an unwanted and unwarranted meddlesomness.
The econonomy of Nigeria as a nation in recent times is in a downward trend.
Like a moving vehicle on a sloppy road perpetually descending inspite of national outcry. It is amazing that the economy drivers knows no solution than to be heaping debts on the nation.
Say the solution of hardship Na to dey do giveaway with 25k and bag of rice.
RICE NATION

Celebrities › Re: US Rapper Fatman Scoop Dies After Collapsing On Stage by Kenobsky(m): 2:54pm On Sep 01, 2024

Looking critically at the second picture the musle of his hands were sagged that shows two things.
1)age
2)health.
He may die of health related issues or may be he SCOOP too much Colos as to the fancy of his name.
RIP

Christianity Etc › Re: "Marine Kingdom Member" Brings Vibes From Her Kingdom To Her Deliverance Session by Kenobsky(m): 11:59am On Sep 01, 2024

That is how they grind Sons of men on bed with their waists.
May God deliver the Sons of God.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why A Private Jet Is Necessary For General Overseers by Kenobsky(m): 8:41am On Sep 01, 2024

MrPresident1:
General Overseers of Pentecostal churches

All these small small jet planes they are all riding. None of dem has bought Airbus A300 or Boeing 747

To park who inside?
The ones with them are ok

Education › Re: Moment Students Pranked Their Lecturer & Walked Out Of His Class (video) by Kenobsky(m): 8:13am On Sep 01, 2024

victorDanladi:
He was not victimising you.
The aim of project writing is to develop a student writing and research skills and he achieved it after all.See how that eventually benefit you.
He should be your best lecturer. He brought out the best in you.

I am a medical doctor. The best thing that has ever happemed to me was writing medicine exam thrice.I became more vast in the subject!

I can relate with you.bit to be honest the maximum duration of a project is 3 months.minimum is 3 weeks.
You have to know who that man was if you know devil and you meet this man you will see the devil in human flesh.
That man Na werey.
If Satan know that the death of Jesus will give us salvation he would have not let him die.

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Politics › Re: Consumers Lament As Electricity Meter Prices Rise by Kenobsky(m): 8:04am On Sep 01, 2024

Meters are running with the speed of light this days.

Education › Re: Meet Americans That Studied In Nigerian Universities 35yrs Ago (pics/video) by Kenobsky(m): 10:49pm On Aug 31, 2024

Istead say Lebanese.
All I can see here are not Americans the last picture look like former south African president Jacob Zuma.
This is not a story.
My secondary school teachers from 19990-96 in Kaduna state were Indians it was that Sharia in 2000 that drove them back.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany Deports 28 Afghan Nationals For First Time Since Taliban Takeover. by Kenobsky(m): 10:45pm On Aug 31, 2024

Make them go chop raw beans.
Taliba AKA men are free to look wome but women are not free to look men.
See shariaaaa

Health › Re: Kidney Failure: It’s Not Only Alcohol. Let’s Focus On Our Food - Lady (video) by Kenobsky(m): 10:42pm On Aug 31, 2024

Tokskob2008:
Focused on which food
No be weytin person see person they chop for this "renewed hope" wey we find ourselves...

Everybody want trend in the name of content creator.
No mind the bleached red mouthed lady.
Ask her her last meal for today she will tell you fried rice.
Oil and yellow curry dem paint food say fried rice.this yeye food no kill faster than garri and peanuts?

Food › Re: The Kind Of Neighbor Everybody Wants Right Now (pics) by Kenobsky(m): 10:37pm On Aug 31, 2024

Mariangeles:
I don't like it when people insist, even when you tell them no.

Those ones has a very bad intentions. Especially those older women.
Na destiny dem dey find to catch give their useless children that only know how to drink ogogoro.
Thunder fire destiny killers.

Food › Re: The Kind Of Neighbor Everybody Wants Right Now (pics) by Kenobsky(m): 10:33pm On Aug 31, 2024

NNEVERAGAINN:
Not everybody. My current neighbor is in her 30s. She cooks at the eatery. The first day I came to the house to work on the apartment in currently occupying, she brought me food, I tried to declined, but she refuse. I just accepted. After I moved in, she did same. But I rejected it several times. Even this evening, she said she cook oh. I was at the kitchen and I told her I'm a port preparing something. Thank you, case close.

No go chop wetin pass you.
Adam was at work when eve was collecting brain damage from Lucifer.
Na time be the factor wey bring Adam from a noble Gardner to a miserable farmer.
Shine your eyes.

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Food › Re: The Kind Of Neighbor Everybody Wants Right Now (pics) by Kenobsky(m): 10:30pm On Aug 31, 2024

My own Na fence divide us but we are 4 months now no see.
Na to only pass in the dead of the night dey horn pim pim say dem dey greet.
May God bless all nairalanders with money so that no idiot will mess you up.

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Education › Re: Moment Students Pranked Their Lecturer & Walked Out Of His Class (video) by Kenobsky(m): 10:22pm On Aug 31, 2024

Na lecturer wey calm down dey enjoy.
I know that no one will fail his subject in this regard because he will favour them.
That's how an idiot who happen to be my project supervisor in the higher institution make me write project for 2 years.
He thought he was victimising me but he never know God use him to bring out my research and writing skills.
Today I'm an author with 3 books to my belt.
And over 12 years of graduation
May the days of good lecturers be long.

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Fashion › Re: Chidimma Adetshina Crowned Miss Universe Nigeria 2024 by Kenobsky(m): 10:15pm On Aug 31, 2024

E be like every country dey support their best Olosho

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Fashion › Re: Chidimma Adetshina Crowned Miss Universe Nigeria 2024 by Kenobsky(m): 10:13pm On Aug 31, 2024

Sirheny007:
Nigeria 1-0 South Africa

Instead Nigeria 1:0 chipa united

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Food › Re: Picture Of A Man Dressed Up With Tubers Of Yam by Kenobsky(m): 8:43pm On Aug 31, 2024

THERE WAS A COUNTRY huh

Food › Re: Picture Of A Man Dressed Up With Tubers Of Yam by Kenobsky(m): 8:38pm On Aug 31, 2024

The cassava man.
Though I don't like it but it speaks volume,meaning THERE WAS A NATION.
Abi no be yam our children take dey play ball before?
We even attend Yoruba party just to use pounded yam with Atarodo soup take fight war films at night?

Now who fit buy that tiny yam wey be like the man wey tie yam?

Health › Re: If You Can Survive Drinking Nigerian Purewater You Can Survive Anything - UK Man by Kenobsky(m): 8:32pm On Aug 31, 2024

Since God open my eyes in a vision I saw a leader of pure water with content like paunded yam mixed with water.
Na borehole be the highest water I fit take.
Me and pure water no be for here ooo.

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