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EPISODE 3
The following week started. Mabel resumed classes at my house every 5 market days. She will stop by and spend between one hour to two hours before going to market. I was not attracted to Mabel because of her mode of dressing which is extremely local. I told her about her dressing and she said there is nothing she can do about it. Ok, I told her that I will buy new cloths for her, she said she won’t be able to wear them because its madam that always buy the clothing for her and she dare not put on anything that doesn’t come from madam. **chaiii, this madam is wicked ooooo, she just wanted to kill the beauty in this Mabel, I thought**. Whenever Mabel is around, I will take her through basic English and Mathematics, and I gained something new in return, Mabel will branch at my place when coming back from the market, she will give me part of the food stuffs, beef and fruit she is supposed to carry to madam. I started eating good meal courtesy of Mabel, since the day1 of her classes. I have been enjoying the same meal as that of the white house. Most times, Mabel will cook the soup for me before going back home. Yet, I don’t have the mindset of having any bad thing with her because she is not attractive. We had problem with the Friday night classes because madam and the family always come back from church by 5am and Mabel must be met at home, so we suspended the night tutorials. Janet was still skipping class as usual. From 5 classes to 4, then to 3, now she attends only 2 classes in a week. I dare not tell madam as instructed otherwise, Janet will make me lose my job. All I do when during Janet’s periods is to sit down and watch African magic while she either goes out of the house or lock herself up in the room. I was getting uncomfortable about Janet’s attitude and decided to speak with Mabel about it one day during our classes in my house. ME: Mabel, what is wrong with that Janet sef?, she is very lazy, she keeps skipping class and I’m getting fed up. MABEL: ***laughs for a while***: sebi she dey reduce your stress ni?, then why complain?. ME: what if she fails her next jamb exam?, madam will sack me that I’m not doing my work MABEL: there is nothing you can do about it, madam had employed 3 private teachers this year before you, whenever they complain to madam about aunty Janet’s attitude. Aunty Janet will lie that the teachers want to sleep with her, and then madam will sack them. ME: chaiiiiiiiiiiii. Na wa ooooo. So what do I do now? Mabel: just obey whatever she says if you want to retain your job. ***then I thought to myself, there must be a way out of this, but the way is what I don’t know yet.*** This is the second month of my classes in the white house and my second week of lesson with Mabel. Mabel has been responding better, she works her assignment very well and still, there is no intimate attraction because Mabel will always wear a big long gown like old mama, and threads her hair with rubber. The following week, Mabel arrived in my house as usual and told me. Mabel: David, we can now be having classes every Friday nights ME: ***surprised***. But how? Where? And when? Mabel: at our house. The white house. ME: but you know that will not be possible. What about the gateman?. You want to kill me? Mabel: you have nothing to worry about. I have discussed everything with him. In fact he is happy about it and ready to help. He just wanted to see you for confirmation. ME: are you sure I’m save? Mabel: very sure. After the classes, Mabel hugged me and later kiss me as she was leaving for market. I was shocked. MABEL: I’m sorry for what I did. I just want to appreciate you for your support and private classes. ME: you are welcome. Mabel left for the market, returned to my house as usual to drop food stuffs before going back to the white house. The following Monday, I went to the white house for lessons as usual. On knocking the gate, the gate man opened the gate and said. “Oga teacher, abeg, I wan see you oooo”. We entered into his quarters directly beside the gate. He offered me a sit and started discussing. ME: Oga Peter, u say u wan see me. Hope no problem? Gateman:. Yes, na Mabel discuss something with me and I wan confirm from you. ME: and what is that? ***pretends as if I didn’t know anything*** Gateman: she say she don start a classes at your place but the time no reach, she come say she want make you dey come here every Friday nights when madam and the family go vigil. ME: yes, she said it. So how are we going about it? Gateman: the thing wey go happen be say, you go dey come around 9pm. I go sneak you into my quarters. And when madam and the family don go church, you go come out go meet Mabel for inside. And when its 15minutes to 5am, u go come back to my quarters because you no fit go out until 5;30am because of vigilante. So when its 5:30am , I go sneak you out of the gate. U hear am?. ME: oga peter, you too get sense. Thank you very much Gateman: that one na small thing. I dey do am because you be showboy, you dey always buy gari come for me. And Mabel too na good girl. She dey always add to my food and steal fish for me to chop. I just happy say she wan learn book. But the service na on 2 conditions oooooo. ME: wetin be the condition? Gateman: you go dey pay me 5k monthly, and the 2nd one be say, you must not go beyond classes with Mabel oo. Because if she get belle, them go mention my name say na me dey allow guys enter come give am. ME: se na only that 2? Gateman: yes ME: no problem. I be gentle boy and besides, I no dey date Mabel. I just see am as a good friend. Gateman: ***laughs****, u mean say since all this days wey Mabel dey come your house, you never chop am?. ME: I swear Gateman: oga teacher, you don miss ooooo. You see wounded cow, you no slaughter, se na healthy cow you wan come cut. ME: thank you oga peter, make I dey go meet Janet, we go talk later. I walked into the house to meet Janet. She was still rude, bossy and lazy as usual. She only managed to stay 40minutes for the chemistry class before going inside again. I waited for Eric, tutor him and left. It was Friday. Mabel had called me at 8pm to remind me of our new schedule. I no just get the liver, my mind just dey shake say if dem catch me nko?. I gather the courage. Went to white house, sneaked into the gateman’s room as planned. And when the family was out, I was out of the room. Before I could get to the door, Mabel had opend the main door. You are welcome “she said”. She took me straight to her room. She has kept a plate of rice and meat for me. She said “that is the food I’m supposed to eat, but I decided to eat the remnants from the pot and keep this for you.”. Haba, u shouldn’t have done that now, why starving yourself? I said. She replied, you deserve more than that, infact you deserve everything in this world. For you to tutor me free of charge, agreed to pay oga peter 5k monthly and also risk your life to be here at nights, u deserved everything. I was marvelled. I never knew I have done something that important. After eating.. I marked her previous assignment. We did little of mathematics till 11:10pm. Mabel said she is tired and wanted to have her bath then go to bed. I said ok. Just infront of me, Mabel untied her wrapper from her waist and removed her top. Oh my GOD!!! i shouted silently (but not naked ooooo). for the first time, I saw the real beauty in Mabel. She was so beautiful but not up to that of Janet. My body reacted again but I had to pretend and maintain my value (but its not easy). ME: haba, Mabel, you don’t even care that I’m here, see how you are unclad Mabel:. ***laughs***. Why will I be afraid?, you are a special part of me. I know you like aunty Janet and don’t like me because you are educated and I am a poor house girl. ME: it’s not like that Mabel, if I don’t like you, I won’t risk my life to be here this night. Mabel: but you don’t admire me and always not show it to me each time I come to your place... me: ......WAHALA .... (what will i do now) but any happen, i left but somehow confuse (what will i do now)
*WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 4*

MY FIRST JOB AFTER NATIONAL SERVICES*
EPISODE 2
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. STRICTLY FOR 18+
Over the weekend, I had a fresh haircut, a fresh perfume, a new 3 packs of shirt all ahead of my new job. I relocated to my own apartment in Akure where I used to live before I left for service. Finally, its Monday, I went straight to my new job at 10am. “Ko ko ko”, I knocked on the gate, the gateman opened, looked at me. He recognised me. Madam no dey around, “he replied” but madam say make Aunty Janet attend to you, aunty Janet dey inside. I entered into the compound. Knock on the main door. “Ko ko ko”. Who is that? a voice answered from inside. It’s me David, I replied. She opened the door and stood at the entrance. ***Chaiiiiii, Janet was wearing a black round neck top, the Tips were pointing out, I guess she isn’t wearing a bra, she wore a micro mini skirt, she has an average height with a yam leg***** JANET: ****i guess she can’t recognise seeing me days back, well its normal sha, girls don’t recollect seeing guys but guy can always recollect seeing a lady at 12 midnight.****, who are u looking for? ME: I am the new private teacher. Mummy told me to resume today. JANET:, ****still not smiling**** really?, come in and have your seat……. Mabel!!!!!!!, where is this?, she screamed. ***i thought in mind, this girl must be mean, see the wey she dey scream on this poor girl.*** Mabel came out, she saw me sitting, she smiled at me and said “Hello sir”, I smiled back and said “hi”. Janet frowned at her and shouted at her, “pick this cup and get out of here”. Mabel left and Janet turned to me. I looked at her again and can’t believe she is 19. Her body shape looks 24. She is robust like “akebaje”. She sat down on the other chair, she smiled a little. JANET: I’m sorry pls, that is just lazy, if I don’t shout at her, she will never work. So what is your name again? ME: David JANET: ok, mummy already informed I and my brother that you will be coming around to tutor us. So let’s talk ME: ok JANET: I hope you will tutor well because you will be the 4th teacher to be employed this year, they all are not good at teaching, and when I notice that you are not good, I will report you to mum and you will be fired. ME: ***my heart skip beats***, I am a good and born teacher, I will try my best. JANET: better. So let’s discuss the time table. Mummy said 5 times a week but I want it 3 or 4 times. And mummy must not know about this. Understand? ME: ****no wonder you no pass jamb, lazy girl****. Ok, I replied JANET: so what time and day will be ok for you? ME: any day and time you fix is ok JANET: anyday and time? I thought you teach at a school? Or don’t you work elsewhere? ME: ***chaiiiiiiii, this girl is rude oooo, see as she dey question me****, I used to teach when I served. I just passed out and still job hunting. JANET: ***raised eye brow*** so you are a graduate?, you have served?, waaooooooh, I was thinking you are an NCE holder or school cert. That is interesting. She smiled. ME: ***chaiii, see as my small stature dey embarrass me***. So what time will u prefer? JANET: Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. You will come at 2pm, teach me till 4pm when Eric will be back from school. Then start with Eric from 4:30 to 6pm. Is that ok by you. ME: it’s ok. So can we start today? JANET: no problem, will you wait behind? Or come back by 2pm? ME: ***thought***, I think I will come back. But where is mummy JANET: don’t you know she will be at work? She is a banker and won’t be back untill 6:30pm or 7pm. ME: ***chaiii, this girl is naturally rude***, ok Janet, I will be back by 2pm. JANET: wait, let me have your number just incase” Mabel!!!!!!!!!!!, bring my phone for me on my bed” she screamed. Mabel came with the phone. Janet collected it from Mabel while Mabel is still standing there. She smiled at me again. JANET: call your number ME: 0806323******** JANET: saved, ****she flashed my number**** ME: I got it, let me be on my way, I will be back by 2pm. She returned the phone to Mabel to return, I left the compound, walked out to the gate. Just as I was outsited the gate, my phone ranged. I looked at the screen, it was an unknown number. I picked ME: hello, who is this? CALLER: it’s me Mabel, that is my number, save it. I will call you later, bye. ***hanged up*** I got home wondering, what does Mabel wants from me?. She must have memorised my number while I was calling it to Janet. ***fast forward***. Its 1:30pm, I left my house and set out for my teaching job. I arrived at the white house, knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. I went straight to the main door entrance. A heavy sound of. “I fit die ontop your matter” was coming out of the room that no one could hear me knocking. Then I remembered I have Janet’s number. I called her and no one picked. I called Mabel that I’m outside,. A minute later, the door was opened. I entered and met Janet in a pink top and a bump short. She was sweating, then I guess she must have been dancing. ME: hi Jane, I’m here for the classes, JANET: “eeeehhmmm David” did I get it right? ME: yes JANET: see I’m tired oooo. I’m not sure I will do classes today. I have been dancing since. If not for Mabel who told me that it seems someone is knocking, I wouldn’t have known you are outside ME: ****chaii, omo see sense, this Mabel wise oooo****. Ok Jane, so what will happen now. JANET: maybe you should wait for Eric to be back from school. Then you should teach him. ME: ok JANET: what should I offer you? ME: ****why dis girl dey act nice this time na? ****. I’m ok for now, I waited for Eric and I thought him mathematics. I continued the classes since that day. Janet will skip lessons most times and I dare not tell mummy. Mabel will sneak to call me. She said Aunty Janet and mummy must not catch her. Most times, we will do midnight call, we do talk about everything except sex. I guess she doesn’t want to bring it up and I wasn’t interested neither. I would still prefer Janet to Mabel any day. Until one day when Mabel said she wants to tell me something. ME: hello Mabel, u said you wanted to tell me something. MABEL: please I need your help. I don’t know if you will help me, ME: just say it first. MABEL:. I wanted a service that I can’t afford to pay for ME: what service dear? MABEL: I’m shy to say it. ME: just say it dear Mabel: emmmmm ehhmmmm eeehhmmm. You see, I dropped out at JSS2. I have passion to go to school but my parents don’t have the capacity. A sister who brought me to Akure from Ilorin promised my parents to send me to school. Only to end up renting me out madam when we reach Akure. I still want education ME: you mean you want to go back to school? MABEL: not really ME: so what do you want? MABEL: I want you to be teaching me lesson but I don’t have money to pay. ME: that’s not a problem Mabel. Whenever I come next, I will be teaching you when I’m through with Janet and Eric MABEL: no oooo, mummy and aunty Janet will not support it, they hate me so much, infact, they might send me out of the house. ME: so what do you want us to do? MABEL: I will be coming to your house ME: *****my heart skipped beat*****. When and how? Mabel: I used to go to market to buy house needs every 5 days. I can spend like 2hrs at your place before going to market. And also on Friday nights, everyone used to go to vigil and I am always the only one at home with the gateman, I can always come around… Abi ur wife will not support it? ME: looolz, wife kee?, I have not married, and I’m not in any relationship for now. MABEL: you mean you don’t have any girlfriend? ME: yes Mabel: thank God oooo, no one will say I want to use classes to snatch her boyfriend. After the conversation, I was wondering how midnite classes will look like. Chaiiii, Mabel no go kill me uooooooooooo….
*WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 3*

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*MY FIRST JOB AFTER NATIONAL SERVICES*
EPISODE 1

READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. STRICTLY
FOR 18+

Passing out parade has come and gone, I will
definitely miss my friends, my PPA, my
environment in Ota, a lot of thoughts were
running through my mind as I was packing and
arranging my loads. I begin to ask myself,
“after service year then what next?”.
I had tried to apply for jobs during my service
year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My
friends that were born with a silver spoon had
jobs waiting for them at home, “Which kind
wahala be this?”, I picked my bag, board a bus
to akure.
On getting home, my family and neighbours
welcomed me, it was as if a white man came
on a visit. People are asking me questions,
some were greeting, some were asking for what
I brought.
As days rolled by, I begin to search for what to
do, I moved round the town to see if I could get
a job somewhere. One day while I was passing
by on the 3rd street, I saw a woman coming
out of a mighty duplex, the house was painted
white,.
She was pasting a notice on her gate as I was
passing by. I moved closer to see the what she
was pasting, and on it I saw “A PRIVATE
TEACHER wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored
at first and moved on.
After walking about 8 steps, I stopped and
think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be
rich people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I stopped
thinking, I went back the house, I knocked on
the gate and the gateman ushered me in. The
gateman took me to the door entrance, called
out the woman and left.
ME: good afternoon ma
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I
help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other time
and I decided to apply.
MADAM: you mean the private tutor job?
ME: Yes
MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And how
was the result?.
ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I do.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because
my first daughter wants to write jamb and post
jamb, so a graduate will do better,
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought,
“chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, shey I
no look like graduate ni?” ***** smiled, I’m a
graduate ma.
MADAM: really? oooohh, pls I am so sorry for
the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look
very young, please come in please.
****she ushered me into the living room****
The interior of the room is a nice one, a
colourful design and furniture. I sat on the
chair and she sat down opposite to me.
MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time
ME: it’s not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?
ME: 21 Ma
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I like
that. So let’s get to business. My first daughter
Janet is 19, she failed her last JAMB attempt,
so she is writing another one, so u will teach
her physics, chemistry and math, less I forget.
What’s your course?
ME: chemistry Ma
MADAM: then you should be able to do well
then,
ME: ok ma,
***i looked at the photo on the wall directly in
front of me, its of a very pretty young lady, she
is fair and has a big burst. This must be Janet,
“chaiiiii, omo see bobby****
MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will be
teaching him mathematics.
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ****called someone by the name****
“Mabel”. Mabel!!! , bring a bottle of coke for me
with a glass cup
A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her
dressing shows that
she must be the house maid. She is fair too but
not up to Janet, she must be in her early 20′s I
guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a nice
dimple and an average sized bosoms. She
served the coke and turned back. Chaiiiiiiii, omo
see a$$$$$$.
It’s that type of Mercy Johnson’s. I sipped the
coke and continue the discussion.
MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her
with your fine boy look oooooo,
ME: ok ma.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you
charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look of
the house, the cars I saw outside***** 30k ma.
MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not employing
you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you
20k per month for the 2 children.
ME: ok ma
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go
beyond academics with my daughter, I think
you understand what I meant?. If you do, I will
send hired killer to kill you
ME: ok ma, ****so this woman is only
concerned about her daughter’s yansh, what
about Mabel?****. Sorry ma, can I ask a
question?
Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?! I want to
introduce myself to them ****for my mind, I
wan see how Janet looks like in reality****.
MADAM: Janet went to a friend’s birthday
party; Eric my son is sleeping inside. Maybe
when you resume lesson, you will know them
ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I wish
to meet daddy too.
MADAM: ***laughs*** daddy is not in Nigeria.
Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will resume
on Monday.
I exchanged number with madam, stood up
and about to leave when Mabel came out to
pick the bottle. She looked into my eyes and
released a cute smile, her dimple made a hole.
I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the
compound. As I stood infront of the gate, a cab
dropped a young girl infront the house. I
recognised the face as the same thing I saw on
the picture, this must be Janet. I said to her
“HI”. She just ignored, passed by and knock on
the gate which the gateman later opened. I said
to myself. Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and
dey arrogant like this na?

*WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 2*
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Emmatdayo:
OP ur point?

My point.... Nigerians should kill every spirit of zombie in them and stop any form of tribal or religious sentiments in them for us to move forward as a nation...
Imagine the kind of formidable force the youth will build if they unit and fight their common enemies, fight this self centered demons in human fresh that have succeeded in ripping and continuous rapping our common wealth...
#say no to zombiezim... peace

Is this true? Lol... BUHARI SUPPORTERS

1. Buhari said he would pay
unemployed citizens. You clapped
*He said he cannot pay
unemployed citizens. You Also clapped

2. Buhari said he does not know anything
called subsidy. You
clapped
*He paid subsidy. you
also clapped.

3. When he removed all road
blocks. You clapped.
*When he
reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped.

4. When he relocated military
command to North East. You
clapped.
*He returned military
command back. You clapped

5. He said he would never devalue the Naira.
You clapped.
*He
devalued the Naira. You clapped.

6. He said he would not have the
office of the first lady. You
clapped.
*He has the office of the
first lady. You clapped

7. He said he will make
N1 equals
to $1. You clapped
*$1 is officially
equal N290. You are clapping

8. He said he will end Boko Haram
insurgencies 3 months into his
regime, he later said in December when the
rains stop. You clapped.
*Today, Boko Haram is still killing
people. You are clapping.

9. I just hope you zombies will receive sense and be healed.....
10. Is it true those clapping are not looking for Wailer's form....
people like omeka and co were now applying lai method, i.e ghost mode things...kikikiki...


Zombies over to you.

Houseofglam7:
Ashawo no be work

Fine bae are you indirectly calling me ashawo....kokikiki.... i think i like you

Houseofglam7:
No I can't, but I can blow the murrafucka in a million pieces

Just imaging how the blow will be...i won't mind receiving a blow from you.....wink

;DThis pix got me cracking... Some babes can be very crazy, Number one pix is a Nairalander

AfroKnight:
The only time a guy should say this is just before he brings out the ring to propose. I think I should try it. Risky stuff.

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PunkyV baby, so you're an idealist.... Hmmm interesting.

Yea i agree with you...it will be fun and also add a little spices to the proposal....

Houseofglam7:
My response would be:' The guy who's gonna bury you gotta be good in solving puzzles...... He'll have to put together a lot of parts'

Epic reply.... but you look cute and cool, dnt think u can hurt an ant

Omotayor123:
Just tell him, He is that Man.
And Make him realise he can't excape

That is a badt reply...brutality... the no escape part got me cracking... hahahaha

Cutehector:
I knw... girls tell me dat wella. God will punish dem. After being all nice to dem and I hear, ur wife will enjoy u



At dat moment I feel like slapping the shii outa ha and rape her silly. Nonsense

I feel your pain bro...but there is no gain in raping but you can slap the shii out... I love the sound kikikiki

damseyl:
When I know foolish , how I go wash cloth and do all those yeye cleanings for a guy wey neva pay ma bride price.
Hin no get handd?

Is showing of kindness and hardworking... fine bae dnt be mean

MEGGATRON:
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Badooss... kikikikiki

Cutehector:



It's not a must to marry a girlfriend na

Yea is not a must but there are some words that is best swallowed than vomit...

JixNation:
you just tried it thanks for exposing your ass

DVictim spotted.. are you now moving like
ninja anytime you see her

;DVictim spotted.. are you now moving like ninja anytime you see her

You visit your GUY You make love, you cook for him, wash his clothes and utensils, iron all his clothes then as you're chatting with him after the day's hassle he tells you "Baby the guy who will marry you, will be so lucky" Gbagam!!! Babes, Rat poison is cheap mehnnn.....Looool Be honest if you are that babe what will you do Guys will you say that mean word to your bae or side chic For me i won't even dream of saying such cos rat poison is cheap ooo lolz...

There is a saying that said... a fool at 40 is a fool forever. If you people are waiting for that archaic and retrospect man to change, that means you bathe with hot water and salt during that Ebola time and you are also one of those people who post that shit about Facebook privacy nonsense...
Zombies be healed...

Millerz:
oo

oo...what's that? is that a new way of booking space or you are just wailing like oo

doyinisaac:
Summary: we need good governance...

Yes we need good governance.... but how do we elect them when an average Nigerian is blinded with tribal and religious Sentiment... the best bet for me on this issue is true federalism..

frankline5:
At least not here in the east,we don't rely on yeye government to feed! #wehustlehard

My dear even we the Easterners are feeling the heat... for the fact that we are still practicing this fraudulent system of government, no region will develop at a faster rate... The only thing that we all should be canvassing for is true federalism.

Let the lazy and incompetent governors wail or leave the office for competent people to take over....

989900:
The below is from my post some 2 days ago.

If you build houses for people and have their BVN, you already know them from forever, and can sell any further loan or product to them with peace of mind. #surebankercustomer

My dear your analysis are good, but the system and the foundation of this country is very very faulty... The wickedness of our legislators reaches to high Heaven... All they do is to canvass for themselves and not what will better the life of an ordinary citizen of this country... let me reserve my comment for the civil right groups...

DaBullIT:
He don clear for hin eyes?? Soo soon ?? Perhaps he has seen the light ? when someone believes he want's to have fame by denting the president's image this is what happens !


And forget anything they said about death threats from anyone , it's an attempted blackmail that failed ,


The same way some goats said Aisha Buhari was a thief only for the security operatives to find out that the person's wife benefited from Dasuki gate


Also , if this goat had any interest of Nigeria at heart, Death threats shouldn't have deterred him , Looks like another 5% Propaganda failed

Severussnape

Jmoore

Looks like your hero is running away from the war he started
Just like someone in the past ran away

mamabonboy

kentuta

grace2014

gocac

Mental slavery is the worst thing that can happen to anybody... bro pray that you will be free from zombie spirit... that is the only way to freedom and total restoration... Cheers

Fifteen years ago as a successful Nigerian
engineer , I needed to purchase some
equipment in America that was going to cost
about N30million

As a Nigerian, I did not imagine that there was
any other option than to gather the money and
pay the cash to the American company.
After selling everything I had , borrowed from
friends and family , off to America I went. But to
my surprise, the American company was also
surprised I was planning to pay cash for the
equipment.

They apologized and advised that If i register
my business in America, I would not need to
pay them that much cash. ( They would also
prefer that because they might be investigated
for receiving so much from a foreign company )
I took the advice and went to open an account
with an American Bank. To my greater surprise,
the American Bank offered to give me credit
equivalent to about 10million Naira even
without my putting a penny in my account yet.
So I asked if they were not afraid of me running
away with their money and they said no, they
have a comprehensive database of everybody,
if I tried to run away , I would never be able to
do business with any American company
again.

It was an eye opener to the world of credit
systems which does not exist in Nigeria.
Most Nigerians have an inherited property or
farmland at least in their village , but it is
absolutely useless to them because they
cannot use it to borrow money from anywhere
because Nigeria has no credit system.
The same applies to a credit score which is
alien to most Nigerians.
To eliminate poverty in Nigeria.

1. We need a comprehensive and usable
database of citizen Identity , addresses ,
businesses and employment , property and
residential status of all Nigerians.
This will form the foundation for creating a
sustainable credit rating and scoring system for
Nigerians.

2. A nationwide Network of professionally
trained financial service agents ( saving and
loans, business finance ,mortgage, insurance ,
capital makes , pension and tax ).
To advice, guide and support citizens ( even
those living in Villages ) access to a full range
of financial services rather than the expensive
Microfinance and other limited options available
to them today.

3. Agree on minimum living and working
standards . For example, if we agree that most
Nigerians engage in subsistence farming which
keeps them in poverty , then we should ban
such farming practice and insist that any one
going into farming can no longer use hoes and
cutlasses. The same applies to quality
pesticides and manure that can yield crops that
can be exported to earn foreign currency .
With easier access to finance , meeting such
standards would become easier for most
Nigerians who presently have large expanses of
farmland in their villages today but are forced to
engage in menial labor and live in poverty in the
city .

From
Naija Nawa !

Rose2014:
All our presido was asked is to provide his Waec certificate. Instead of doing the needful, he hired 13 SANs to defend it lmao
What if we now ask him for bachelors degree? How many SANs do u think he'll hire for that one?

He will hire uncountable number of home and away SANs ...hahaha

Chai... oga show us your certificate nah make everybody rest... kini big deal

Am crushing on Mysticgal.... she is my miss Nairaland....

I will comment when someone summarize it for me... I think I have to use an earpiece in a quiet place to know if i can be able to understand him.
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