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iLegend:
Why You Need To Accept Corrections And Make Money From It.

In my secondary school days, I was among the top 4 in my class. I was always quiet and calm.

Being among the smart kids, you're bound to be hated by default and the only way out of it is to be humble and calm.

In my SS1 days, a new guy came to our school and made all the intelligent students in my class look like shìt.

He's new and so intelligent that people were scared to speak in front of him, because he'll correct your mistakes immediately without minding who's around.

His selling point was English language; while our selling points were Physics, Chemistry, Maths Further Maths and other science subjects.

English students have this natural ego you can't take away from them. It's not a bad thing, but when over-used will cause more harms than good.

To cut a long story short.

There was a day (after school) we were watching football and a guy asked the 3 of us (during half time) to spell the word 'massacre'. I have heard of it and I know the meaning, but I haven't seen the spelling. I spelt it as 'massaca', the other guy spelt it as 'masaka', but this my new English guy spelt it as 'massacre.'

Hmm! In my head, I was like; when has 'cre' become 'ca' or 'ka'?

To my surprise, he was right and we were wrong. I hated the fact that he was always ahead of us in English language.

When the match ended, I made a statement with the word 'death', and he immediately corrected me in front of everyone by saying, "it's not pronounced as /det/, but /deθ/ I went home feeling humiliated and insignificant.

From that day, I carried the BIGGEST Oxford Dictionary to school. I learned all the vowel sounds, diphthongs and everything learnable in linguistics.

This will surprise you; I transcribed EVERY single word in the Oxford dictionary. Now I write in phonetics and most people can't read my note. Thanks to the English guy.

How his correction helped me:

1. After graduation I gained admission into Oxford Brookes University, UK, while HE the English guru was in a Polytechnic in Port Harcourt. I came back and did my NYSC, but he was still in school. He made me study smarter, because I perceived him to be a threat and my only competition in life. I just wanted to be better than him at that time. Now? I don't really care.

2 When I interact with my foreign friends they never asked me to repeat myself, but my other Nigerian friends were always asked to repeat what they've just said. Thanks to the 'death' correction.

3 Now, this is the new invention. I have developed a memory improvement and pronunciation system to help my fellow Nigerians and others.

These are the things you'll achieve at the end of the threads I'm about to create.

1. How to memorize any number in 10-20 seconds, especial phone numbers, account, MasterCard, pin, and so on, and remember them for the rest of your life.

2. How to get access into your permanent memory and store files at will.

3. How to memorize a list of items or any list up to 100 or more and ALWAYS remember them any day and any time.

4. Students preparing for exams will be amazed. You'll be ready for any exams or aptitude test. I promise you. You don't need to cram anything. All you need is MemPro.

5. How to pronounce and transcribe any word correctly. Yes, I know say Nigerians hate dis kind tin. They'll all say, "who English epp? Don't mind them. Learn this and add it to your arsenal of weapons. One day you may travel out of this country, then you'll understand what iLegend has been trying to teach y'all.

To avoid what my friend did when we went to a shopping mall to buy something.

After intro...

White man: Which do you want?
My Naija Friend: Oga dis one.
White man: Ok
MNF: Cut it for me (the 'cut' sounded like 'caught').
White man: What?
MNF: Dis Oyibo self no get ear at all.
Me: Sir, cut it (the cut /kʌt/ sounded the way it's supposed to sound).

When we left the mall.

MNF: You never even stay reach one month you don dey phoney.
Me: You won't understand what I have been through. When I sucked I was corrected for sucking and now I know the code somebody is still trying to judge me. Hmm! Life na wa o!

Lesson:

So, there's nothing you'll do in this life that people won't judge or at least talk. Do whatever you wish to do with your life and let them talk whatever they want to talk with their lives. PEROID!

If you truly want to improve your MEMory and PROnunciation, then this is the right place.

Get ready for my MemPro threads. There'll be a lot to be learned. Though, the threads won't be for every one, but there's no harm in trying. And for the money aspect; please be patient.

Disclaimer: I will only teach two things, which are: techniques to improve your memory and remember anything you wish to remember, and how to pronounce any word properly. I'm not an English teacher, I'm only a pronunciation addict and a memorizer or internalizer.

GET READY YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOR GOOD.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend

Guy start the lecture nah...we don gather dey wait for you since...

iLegend:
Why You Need To Accept Corrections And Make Money From It.

In my secondary school days, I was among the top 4 in my class. I was always quiet and calm.

Being among the smart kids, you're bound to be hated by default and the only way out of it is to be humble and calm.

In my SS1 days, a new guy came to our school and made all the intelligent students in my class look like shìt.

He's new and so intelligent that people were scared to speak in front of him, because he'll correct your mistakes immediately without minding who's around.

His selling point was English language; while our selling points were Physics, Chemistry, Maths Further Maths and other science subjects.

English students have this natural ego you can't take away from them. It's not a bad thing, but when over-used will cause more harms than good.

To cut a long story short.

There was a day (after school) we were watching football and a guy asked the 3 of us (during half time) to spell the word 'massacre'. I have heard of it and I know the meaning, but I haven't seen the spelling. I spelt it as 'massaca', the other guy spelt it as 'masaka', but this my new English guy spelt it as 'massacre.'

Hmm! In my head, I was like; when has 'cre' become 'ca' or 'ka'?

To my surprise, he was right and we were wrong. I hated the fact that he was always ahead of us in English language.

When the match ended, I made a statement with the word 'death', and he immediately corrected me in front of everyone by saying, "it's not pronounced as /det/, but /deθ/ I went home feeling humiliated and insignificant.

From that day, I carried the BIGGEST Oxford Dictionary to school. I learned all the vowel sounds, diphthongs and everything learnable in linguistics.

This will surprise you; I transcribed EVERY single word in the Oxford dictionary. Now I write in phonetics and most people can't read my note. Thanks to the English guy.

How his correction helped me:

1. After graduation I gained admission into Oxford Brookes University, UK, while HE the English guru was in a Polytechnic in Port Harcourt. I came back and did my NYSC, but he was still in school. He made me study smarter, because I perceived him to be a threat and my only competition in life. I just wanted to be better than him at that time. Now? I don't really care.

2 When I interact with my foreign friends they never asked me to repeat myself, but my other Nigerian friends were always asked to repeat what they've just said. Thanks to the 'death' correction.

3 Now, this is the new invention. I have developed a memory improvement and pronunciation system to help my fellow Nigerians and others.

These are the things you'll achieve at the end of the threads I'm about to create.

1. How to memorize any number in 10-20 seconds, especial phone numbers, account, MasterCard, pin, and so on, and remember them for the rest of your life.

2. How to get access into your permanent memory and store files at will.

3. How to memorize a list of items or any list up to 100 or more and ALWAYS remember them any day and any time.

4. Students preparing for exams will be amazed. You'll be ready for any exams or aptitude test. I promise you. You don't need to cram anything. All you need is MemPro.

5. How to pronounce and transcribe any word correctly. Yes, I know say Nigerians hate dis kind tin. They'll all say, "who English epp? Don't mind them. Learn this and add it to your arsenal of weapons. One day you may travel out of this country, then you'll understand what iLegend has been trying to teach y'all.

To avoid what my friend did when we went to a shopping mall to buy something.

After intro...

White man: Which do you want?
My Naija Friend: Oga dis one.
White man: Ok
MNF: Cut it for me (the 'cut' sounded like 'caught').
White man: What?
MNF: Dis Oyibo self no get ear at all.
Me: Sir, cut it (the cut /kʌt/ sounded the way it's supposed to sound).

When we left the mall.

MNF: You never even stay reach one month you don dey phoney.
Me: You won't understand what I have been through. When I sucked I was corrected for sucking and now I know the code somebody is still trying to judge me. Hmm! Life na wa o!

Lesson:

So, there's nothing you'll do in this life that people won't judge or at least talk. Do whatever you wish to do with your life and let them talk whatever they want to talk with their lives. PEROID!

If you truly want to improve your MEMory and PROnunciation, then this is the right place.

Get ready for my MemPro threads. There'll be a lot to be learned. Though, the threads won't be for every one, but there's no harm in trying. And for the money aspect; please be patient.

Disclaimer: I will only teach two things, which are: techniques to improve your memory and remember anything you wish to remember, and how to pronounce any word properly. I'm not an English teacher, I'm only a pronunciation addict and a memorizer or internalizer.

GET READY YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOR GOOD.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend

Guy start the lecture nah...we don gather they wait for you since

I vote....
Mysticgal
cc: Nljega
Bae you are a Queen.

Fact...hahahaha

Ok

#Stagger, you did a very good job there...Weldon bro.

I have to add this, the banks will sell to manufacturing companies and oil Marketers at a margin of 5 - 10 naira increase from the amount they bought from CBN. But for those seeking to import tooth picks and the rest will have to buy at a wider margin.... That is the reason(s) why they request a letter from you stating what you intend to purchase or import.... Hope this helps

I vote for...

Mysticgal

then...

optional 1

ivvy

refiner

cc: NLjega

I vote for...

Mysticalgal

then...

optional 1

ivvy

refiner

cc: NLjega

No company is currently working on that road now....though they agreed to return to site and be doing some skeletal work pending when the so called 350billion wil be released.... but for now; no money have been released...

Hilarious.. hahahaha...waiting for children of hate and envy to sample their own...their own might be brown republic..
Lol

Police is your friend... this is the highest level of wickedness...killing of unarmed individual; people you took an oath to protect... IG; state and federal government where are u guys...Justice must be done...

ok

Lalasticlala help a brother and do the needful

And Chidinma Ubani a concerned brother; he finally met our late Joy's family pls read his encounter with them:

IT'S SAD... THIS BROUGHT TEARS TO ME
THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO SHARE.

I met Joy's Dad, uncle and villagers today at FMC mortuary umuahia, when they came to claim the remains of their daughter, tears filled my eyes , it's very obvious that this family feeds from hand to mouth.
As humans who have conscience, I and my big brother that went with me gave them the little assistance that we could.
Joy's parents are from Enugu state but based in Mina Niger State, the Dad is a welder and the mum owns a small restaurant and that's all they do to feed and clothe their selves.
Having seen their conditions, so I felt instead of sharing her pictures for prayers, instead sharing her pictures for likes, why not share this with your friends and appeal to them to assist the poor girls family with anything they have.
This will go a very long way in helping the family instead of making news with the family's misfortunes.

I didn't want to ask the man for his account number in other not to give him hope when I'm not sure of what the outcome of my request might be, I asked his son , joy's brother Kelvin Rodrick who's in Mina and also on facebook ,sitting for his Neco exams to please help me source for his dad's account number which he also did.
According to the Dad, they will be coming back to Fmc umuahia on Wednesday if all they came for today works out fine , to carry the girl's body and bury it immediately they get home.

For the account number
First Bank 3015842968
Thompson Uzomco.

For enquiries, you can call
07039651305 Joy's Dad
09031787979 Joy's brother Kelvin Rodrick.

Thanks for reading as no amount is too small.

I sincerely love the boldness of an Igbo man...This guys are rare gem

You just exposed our ladies..

Why are these guys confusing themselves...enough of all this analysis abeg...all of you are now talkativies...

Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Tear a sheet of paper for your
quiz, turns to the board to write but before he
turns back, the class is full to the brim.

This got me lol....op you rep wella.

Proudly a Civilian Product...Greatest Civil Engineering Dept. #2009...

IMT is the school that will teach you how to start making money in your profession even before you graduate.

I and my friends was getting some small building contract as an undergraduate.... I call that school military school.
042 for life.....

Tell me what is lie and lies in all this hun...as if you neva thought of having the most pretty girl as ur wife when you were much younger...only for you to grow up and starts knowing... all that glitters are not gold...

ronald4lif:
Bollocks.

Please speak for yourself and your platoons with myopic reasoning. Thanks.

Are you serious...so you mean to tell me that you never for once had the thought of having all in one..

On the issue of relationship...I don't think most of we men actually know what we want #sad fact...

Am an example of such men...features of my ideal wife includes the following....

1)She must be the same height with Beyonce,

2) have the face of Alicia key,

3) have the voice of Whitney Houston,

4). possesses the colour of Rihanna,

5) have the same hips as Shakira.

6) have Mercy Johnson's kind of breast,

7) have the seductive eyes of Regina Askah,

Catwalks like Ciara.

9) Must be a virgin.

10) must be God fearing.

11) Must be totally submissive.

12) And must be from our tribe preferably ....

Abeg if anyone know where i can find such bae, I will eternally be greatfull to that person and a reward awaits you...Thanks in advance

EEhh

Modified...

So after all this meeting and peace making they still went ahead and unleash the demon in them on the community.... All this their leaders should be arrested immediately...that is where their investigation should start...mitcheew

I dey come

My dear they are uncountable...you will be surprise when u get there... Enter any big plaza or store there and if you are lucky to b Igbo, just speak the language and you are good to go

Proudly 5% wailer....zombies how far.

Stories...all na wash, wait until u get married broke, that is when you will know the difference between catch am and hold am....


Quote me any day