₦airaland Forum

Same here o

Not funny at all

LifeIsGuhd:
Lool, the way wey the thing dey go so e remain make I disappear enter my phone


24/7 na phone I dey with

I would know

dossylvanus:
Yours!

Whose brother is this

Hehehe
Foodie


Hope u can cook sha

iykebest1:
did somebody mention food? Oh Lawd! Let there be an eating competition in camp.

Na the boredom be the only thing my sister



God forbid

LifeIsGuhd:
Omor to stay this house don tire person o!


Nothing to do


Mouth na per head o, nothing concern me with street talk biko


But to stay house for that one month go pain person sha

Good luck dear

eclipsehemmy:
. Neida do I. I strongly refuse stream 2 o. Asin dat stream no b d way. All d correct ppa go don full. D way peeps sef dy run for teaching nobody wan carry last. Bt me I wan teach o. I don plan masef lagos stream 1. ppa command ikeja. No laff me na we dy do postin. Asper military men. So I no ow to sort tinx make Nysc gve me lagos first d rest go folo

Hehehe

Not gon work for dem

elmisti:
So u want to yolalize keri wit you bah....mbanu!...wit d way u pple ar goin...keribaby is becomin an endangered specie oooo

Hahaha

Drama everywhere

Welcome back

mistabiola:
★★★lol

How has bn your day?

Hope the weather has bn favourable?

The Rain is damn too much over here.....
Just back from Office.....

My P.A is very impressive...
Throwing jab @one uncultured boi

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

I love them jor

The way my bro eat's is something else
He can never get full and the next minute he is hungry

Blessedgurl:
Most guys really like food. It pains to see some guys that don't like eating food.

No be me and u

U see even in this ur casual gist I still refuse to be in stream 2

No play o

eclipsehemmy:
. My nigga no even lyk me. Yola ke for wat anywas if Nysc carry moi nd keribaby go dere even if na stream afta 2 I go over go. We go jux need dat yhur special janded weed in bulk cox we gats dy fly mood dere o

You welcome
Is not too late to give up

theSpark:
I was watching the game and had to change the channel, I was very disgusted. God forbid for those guys, I've given up on them.

You were right, sadly.

This guy ehn

Wahala

mistabiola:
★★★ Good evening fellow Compatriots

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

May God continue to win continously
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Hehehe
Una get mouth here sha

sammie23ten:
make dem post me go lag... na my prayer b dat... stream or ocean no dey concern me again...

**but wat shall it profit a man, if he is posted to adamawa...nd his stream says number 2**

#smiling#

Highness can yeye somebody sha

Shun Alcohol elmisti stop selling weed

Cousim:
saw this at the front page
A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone
with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for.
Since he was so worried with the search and almost in
tears, his close friend who was also high joined him in this
serious search.
After 2 hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the
call and quickly told the caller: "I'll call you back, am trying
to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and
continued to search for the phone he just answered a call
from.
He decided to use the same phone to try
calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to
his friend and
said: " Guy forget, that phone don go, the
person wey thief am dey cut am as I call am
just now."
laughing in Arab.
Lesson: SHUN ALCOHOL!! It does no good!!

Elmisti u get mouth

Dat prayer na cuz dem dethrone our goalie na

elmisti:
Weyrey boy, see as u waste sure prayer slot.....N just once. In 3 months god dey listen to specific. Pple prayers....and today na ya own day...nd u wasted it on a football match bah?....oniranu sombori...ova 7billion ppple and u thnk say God go ns u again bah? Mbnu...n d ngels go attend to u now...nd u know wetin, n ngel wey like oliseh well well....so no dey surprised if dem post you go yola nd stream 2 join....

Indeed

sammie23ten:
#laffing#...dey ar funny...

All those kind Street gist no dey bother me jare
Whr dem wan even see me sef
Besides is just a month from stream one



But e long sha

LifeIsGuhd:
Hahahaha

So true...

We prayed the same prayer o




Your reason for wanting stream 2 tho
Who cares what people who do not care about you think


Na stream one we go get sha
Be calm

eclipsehemmy:
For d first time ever I prayed nd wished Nigeria Lost d match today nd dy did. I dy use dat same faith pray wey NYSC DG Olawunmi put ma first choice for me. LAGOS IPAJA CAMP stream 1. Asin ow psn won start xplain tu d whole street say afta all dix months wey I dy owse na stream kini kan 2. Dem go dy reason psn join xtra year. Esp wey na private uni psn go.

Very Hilarious IG page




Very funny pictures and videos





Nigeria my Nigeria

Coolies

elmisti:
Kikiki....no worries....ur secretes r safe wit me.....

Donpsymon hope say iron never fall untop u all because u dey gym


Nobody send u



Girls still dey die for Rick Ross and even Mr ibu o



Don't go and kee yourself

I no borrow I no pose

elmisti:
Oh, so it was a borrow pose wifi sef.....

Thespark Nigeria lost the game



Told ya

Lmao

No worries free WiFi is gone
I no download again

Thank you

elmisti:
If I poke u in classified area, u will rmbr u ar a lady nd nt talk to me in dat tone......


Did u see d series u want...if yes did u see d season and episode...if yes did u see wr to download mp4 or 3gp...if yes...then wht is happening

Lol the site opened oga
But dunno why I couldn't download any file

elmisti:
Don't tell me u added d same amout of dots I put......



Did u open d site @ all

Scam

They just paste poo wherever

Greetings big men and women

erisegun:
na whr u c otondo4 here

Ah we cannot beef

That link u gave me i couldn't download anything

elmisti:
*holds her tongue...pour salt*....I am officially beefing U

Kerihilsonbeyonce

mistersle3m:
lol oya gimme ur 2go username

Xcozee this your faith is not a small thing o

You did not choose Enugu but u want Enugu
Are u influencing it?(runs)

All the best tho

Godwin

Xcozee:
[b]lol... Guy u funny wella sha...

Mine wasn't that stressful; if not for the online payment, would have finished within 10mins...my mind wasn't really in the reg thing kos I planned registering on saturday evening(b4 changing mind to wednesday: NB: it wasn't bkos of d panic of states getting filled up)... Till date, I only know I chose Lag, AKS and ABJ but even @gun point, I can't say which of them was 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice; reasons why I couldn't participate when PCMs were unveiling their 1st choices and call up no: here. My mind weren't really in the 'choices' of a thing by NYSC... Hoping to serve in Enugu though; #BasedOnBelieve.

My ATM didn't work, collected my bae's own; same story(despite been a Master Card)... At last it was my brother's ATM(serving in BeninCity) that worked. But two funny things happened:

1. The moment the verification code was sent to ma brother, he's line seized working... I dialed countless times so he could tell me the code to enable me finish up and get my call up no: but alas. When his line became feasible, it was late, kos one needed to key in the verification code within few minutes... I had to redo the online payment process all over, and this time around, it was successful.

2. This 2nd part is the most funniest 4me...

My brother mistakenly sent his ATM details to a wrong number ab initio, thinking it was mine. It was when I had to call minutes later to ask him why he hasn't send the details to me. He replied confidently that he has sent his ATM details to me since... Told him it wasn't me. He checked back his 'sent message' and realised it was a wrong number.

To caught the story short, he strolled across the street ASAP to change his ATM password and withdrew the money left.[/b]

Good evening ma

OgBetty:
Gudevenin aus!

cc:Keribaby

elmisti:
Washere.....