₦airaland Forum

Solomonodimegwu:
hmmm! My own tory nor b here oooo!
Me and my frnds book down one cafe man 2days ahead, the man tell us say for night ie bw 12am and 6am on 8th na 1k5 while during d day na 1k.
*Unfortunately we sleep for d cafe, link nor gree open
* when d link finally open around after 7am d man man nor gree refund 5h
* some peeps wey dey too anxious to register no follow protest for d balance, meanwhile other cafe dey pay 1k
* we querrel d man sotay we off him gen, last last he give us our full money say e nor go register us again
*we com begin find cafe, every where don full, then we decided to leave it till nxt day
#NEXT DAY (9th) we were able to find a cafe with few customers..... Come see problem for me to create account, my yahomail nor gree the open then d cafe guy advice me to open a gmail,
* the guy try several times gmail account nor gree create for him system # Na here i com begin reason weither my village winch dey follow me#
*na for another cafe i for open gmail com create account,
*after reg, my Visa card nor fit pay online then i com rush enter bank for pin, as i reach there network begin get problem after 2hrs i collect d pin, as reach d cafe d guy don close.
* dat night my prayer point was ''any witch or wizard that said i will nt join in dis batch, HOLY Ghost fire! 14x
Finally on 10th i was able to pay any collect my callup no... 158*** praaaaaze! Thy lord! Allaluya!

theSpark:
Luck is for suckers

Marcelinho:
I sight u

angelite5:
. Wah did I do? [right][/right]

theSpark:
We'll be buddies na. If she cooks for us, I'll take us to the movies, and sponsor other fun stuff. I'll keep her happy.

theSpark:
Just random thinking anyway. But I wouldn't mind oh. If we're in the same place I'll cook and invite you for dinner or lunch.

dossylvanus:
Me i no go mind too o. Cook and Kpansh. What a lovely combo.

theSpark:
A degree holding female cook

dossylvanus:
Hahahaha. No be small thing. But the way i see it, it is still feasible o. So far the terms of engagement are well specified. But my 2 cents is that he should get friendly with the females in his vicinity at his PPA, maybe things might progress from there. TheSpark are you listening? Lol.

Abiolainfo:
★★★lol

Just a pinch to motivate her....

I mean no harm.....


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dossylvanus:
Why not? Its not like they are sleeping with each other. Its purely a transactional relationship.

dossylvanus:
Karashika Movement. I know you go sabi do bad things. Hehehehe.




See Nairaland o. I wan put clitor*s them come dey write clitoris. What nonsense is that?

Abiolainfo:
Source of your quote; http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/01/10/watch-your-thoughts/

★★★


I'm not a fan of Copy and paste....
If it ain't natural, It's not my taste....
Goodyboo you need to upgrade in haste....
I prefer innovation to copy and paste........
That's why I prefer KingJb watse to ur paste....
Have a nice day... But I will love to relate...

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dossylvanus:
Odikwa very important o! Dont play with my stomach abeg.

dossylvanus:
smh. na true abi na lie? Nigerians girls sef. You like am or not? Heard some women can *cum* by stimulating thier clitoris alone. Input now.

theSpark:
I'm looking for NYSC buddy (female) that will be cooking for me and her during service. Cost of buying foodstuff will be split between us (I'll pay slightly more).

Let me know where I'm posted first.

Abiolainfo:


★★★lol

"But some ladies like it anyways"


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Abiolainfo:
★★★ Ladi means licking (sucking) of p*ssy.
Iranu means nonsense
Abasha means dirtiness


Just like saying suvking pucci, eating pucci is nonsense and dirtiness..

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DonPsymon:
That's how baba did a full translation to prove a point

DonPsymon:
That means





Your khaki can swallow 6 people



Bet why

Abiolainfo:
★★★lol

But that was a terrible conclusion.....

Thank God, I don open your eyes now **lol***


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DonPsymon:
Nice 1 bro


Also learnt the sizes we selected don't even matter.


My friend in A15 said the uniforms are given randomly

Ayima:
menh if u see me for school that day eh, even d way i run comot from cafe sef no difference from a mad man.

IsiAbuncha:
Do we actually have stars in Nigeria regarding music

Abiolainfo:
★★★
If this song is really thrash to you, then you're a terrible listener **lol**

No dey denge(denge) – I don’t form I no dey pose – I don’t pose.

My baby gimme biscuit I want sugar

The things you do me Bo’jo baro ko se wi- when it rains I can’t say

Bo’run ba ran – when it’s sunny

Bo’run ba ran ko se so- when it’s sunny, I can’t say



[Chorus]

Melo-Melo- how many how many

Melo-Melo la fe wi – how many do we want to say

Melo-Melo – how many how many

Melo-Melo la fe so- how many do we want to say

Ani melo melo -. I say how many.



[Verse 1]

Eyin fun jowo – teeth worth more than money

Eyin menu gun- teeth make d mouth beautiful

Apon bepo re mi Akonke- my fair skinned Akanke lik palm oil

Igi leyin ogbami – my backbone

Niigba ko sowo- when there was no money

Niigba ko so ola- when there was no wealth

Niigba ko so oro -when there werre no riches

T’aye romipin – when the world thought I won’t make it You stood by me

I know I made some mistakes But I don dey regret

Now I no go forget,when you cherish wetin I get

The very first day we met,I told you how I felt

Walahi I dey melt,my baby you are the best



[Pre Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 2]

For better for worse,for rich and for poor

Ko si elomiran,afi iwo nikan – there s no other person, only you

Nigba ti mon hustle – when I was hustling

Ti mon squat labule,Ti modarinka jabata – when I was squatting in d village, when I was walking about

Ti mofesesha labule – that I was walking wit my legs in d village

Shebi iwo lo ri mi n showed me love regardless – u saw me n showed me love regardless

Dem other ladies,den no dey send me no cares

I know you made some mistakes,now you don dey regret

Now you no go forget to cherish wetin you get



[Pre Chorus] [Chorus]

Isu parada odi iyan,Agbado parada odi ogi – yam changed to pounded yam, maize changed to pap

Badoo parada odi Olowo,My baby parada odi Boss – badoo changed to a rich person, my baby changed to a boss

Iwo nikan..iwo..iwo nikan shosho Afi iwo nikan shosho

shosho Iwo nikan shosho – only u, u.. u only you alone – just you alone.


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Ayima:
The school said i should not panic that they have my certificate with the correct grade.

IsiAbuncha:
My own didn't take up to 5minutes, I was sef ...
On that first day I waited to hear people's experiences, their challenges & choices regarding the states they chose so as to plan ahead and decide.

I registered on the third day (10th to be precise)
Arrived at the cyber cafe at exactly 8am, the sales girls been just dey open and sweep the place sef so I was the first customer (Divine Cyber World Choba)
Though I already left school premises years ago, I just made sure I travelled back there to do my registration somewhere on campus (I think its better to register in a cafe on campus)

Everything happened fast, can't even remember when they did my thumb print sef, but concerning that signature scan, I was told u need to be careful so as to remember the exact way in which you signed.
All the states popped up for me o! Even though rumours had it that certain states were filled up before I registered
As for the payment (N3000), just tell the cafe attendant to make the transaction for you and give him or her the cash, it will save you the stress of doing what you don't know and if you eventually have complications, your money don enter lorry cos u can't hold the bank neither can you hold the atm machine.

Finally, despite the fact I selected 3states, I have no intentions of serving in my 2nd or 3rd choice states, I desperately want my 1st choice so as per boy wey no won carry last, I still back am up with better runs o

Don't blame me, Nigerian government promises can never be trusted.
As an upcoming corper (Prospective A16) Ill advice you do the same

Abiolainfo:
★★★how many- how many By your favourite artist..... Olamide


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Abiolainfo:
★★★It's just a compliment now....

No hard feelings...

I know your brand of Music, so I won't even try doing a song like that for you...


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Abiolainfo:
★★★She's expecting "melo melo"


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