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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 8:44pm On May 09, 2016

Greyworld:
Candicejay I know this is off protocol but I need yur help. Tnks

Try TUBE..

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 1:03pm On May 09, 2016

VillageGOAT:
ha.... Thats very good, mehn, all the girls i have seen so far are taken ooo, most of the men in this village are either marrying 3 or 10 wives... Except presido oyehomie must provide one fine potatolicious tomato yellow pawpaw girl for you... But you can be checking around sha... You might catch one fresh fish

Chai, Chineke ooo, The lord is good
i just purchased a good land
page 202
it is not easy
first of all, i want to say a big shout out to my friends and family, and also to sister chiamaka odiegwu, and also to papa emeka my neighbour, and i want to thank my mummy and daddy for bringing me to this amusement park... Dj play shakiti bobo by olamide for me

i dedicated this land to my most beautiful angel in this village lyndalyn55.

U need am o. So u go get privaacy with ur wives

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 1:01pm On May 09, 2016

Sunnepa17:
Lol.....#gbayi pa

Naso o

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 12:44pm On May 09, 2016

Sunnepa17:
Chairman mi...ℓ̊ rep polyibadan, SOUTHERNERS, AHWOO

Na U get everywhere o. I dey follow U for back like hunch back!

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 12:42pm On May 09, 2016

VillageGOAT:
ha.... Thats very good, mehn, all the girls i have seen so far are taken ooo, most of the men in this village are either marrying 3 or 10 wives... Except presido oyehomie must provide one fine potatolicious tomato yellow pawpaw girl for you... But you can be checking around sha... You might catch one fresh fish

I dey observe closely sha. Too much bro. How ur end na?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 12:22pm On May 09, 2016

Sunnepa17:
⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ ...glued 2 my mail box.

»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«

Where U finish frm baba?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 12:11pm On May 09, 2016

Sunnepa17:
Lol...B389ZTEWZMEETZ-112365, datz d slip ռʊʍɮɛʀ

Dear NaijaBetter, Your bet slip B389ZTEWZMEETZ-112365 has been verified.

Payments will be "mayd' before may 13.

Thanks for your patronage.

Hope U don see the email.. Them go soon wire U the money!

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 12:02pm On May 09, 2016

VillageGOAT:
O you are a new comer... You are welcome... I hope you are enjoying your stay here in this wonderful and industrious village aunty candicejay will serve you the gala and boost for new comers... I hope you have met our general secretary elder fraiser- the only man that donated himself on behalf of 10 million.
You are welcome once again

I'm not new o, just like to read comments. Na the events of yesterday prompt mmy comin out of shell! I been dey follow the former thread before this one, on code too.

I nor for mind if U gimme land make I settle o, and one fine wife for the village.. Ehen and the village commandments

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 12:02pm On May 09, 2016

VillageGOAT:
O you are a new comer... You are welcome... I hope you are enjoying your stay here in this wonderful and industrious village aunty candicejay will serve you the gala and boost for new comers... I hope you have met our general secretary elder fraiser- the only man that donated himself on behalf of 10 million.
You are welcome once again

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 11:28am On May 09, 2016

Sunnepa17:
Real mess...wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pain b say ℓ̊ didn't stake wise

Sir sunnepa... I had to throw in the towel. Send me ur slip number make I refund ur cash.

Nor vex say I nor fii continue

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 11:13am On May 09, 2016

I greet the Village. Elders and their wives, sons and dotas of the land. I hail thee.

*drops Kolanuts, palmwine and a roasted goat meats*

Errrm.. Make una use this one step down, main course dey come.

Once again I salute the village

Car Talk › Re: Car Accidents: Some Facts And Statistics You Really Need To Know. by kestare(m): 11:06am On May 09, 2016

jayriginal:
Look around. The problem is that people just swallow anything coming from a perceived authority without questioning. That's why our politicians get away with the nonsense they do.

He made the stat up. Facts are sacred. If he had said "a number of" rather than 50% I would have had no problem with it.

Ok. I get where u comin frm

Car Talk › Re: Car Accidents: Some Facts And Statistics You Really Need To Know. by kestare(m): 7:54am On May 09, 2016

jayriginal:
Tah. You made that up. Who collected the data?
Hope you are not getting ahead of yourself cos people are hailing you.

Bros look around U na, Is he wrong!
Y do people just choose to cause trouble, are U lil Kesh?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 10:44pm On May 08, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... Baba your boy don dey retire from active service o, infact I just dey see beautiful baes for village wey dia record no dey inside my file, bur I don write his excellency oyehomie d emperor of dis village for extension of duty, if hin grant my request, I go dey discharge my duty weller again, infact if I use just additonal one dey for office, na u go dey tell me sey e don do ...lol....

I too believe You. Men I can't wait for May 21. Make I meet real people...

Make life start. Which states U choose?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 10:20pm On May 08, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... Baba notin do, tanks for d apology, candicejay kestare has apologised pls let it slide I beg u in d name of d 201 gods of gc, kestare as u don bhav lyk a gentu man I go follow dem my ogas @ d top relate make dem reason one bae for u... Oya go take paracetamol to tackle d headache..

Abi! What to do! Wetin dey sup na?? I dey see say na U dey arrange all the cheeks for this arena, may una find me one. I take beg God una..

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 10:15pm On May 08, 2016

maccabi:
Epp me ooooooooo

Brain Tester
Am assure that 91% will fail this:
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 x 0 + 1 =?

Abeg ooooo ... One person say na 37 be the answer , another guy say na 29 .... Me dunno how they arrive @ such answer ooooo

Baba na 1, hope I get it?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 10:05pm On May 08, 2016

IghravweIG:
I perfectly understand how u feel dear. I think i just read him apologise now. just take it n be free ok. Trust me, the world's a better place, when we at peace.

True bro. I respeck You too!

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:56pm On May 08, 2016

CandiceJay:
I was just about to mention d fool but il listen to you. Useless inputs like dat weed are not worth my time. But seriously, i had sum nice packages reserved for d useless reject

I am sorry.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:52pm On May 08, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... No vex baba... Candicejay pls dont be annoyed too... Make every tin just slide lyk dat.... Baba body dey make sense o, hw ur end too?

Men I get serious headache now. These words wey I tell this people just alter my body. Candicejay nor vex. For real.

How U dey prepare for camp na Fraiser, e be like say U dey soft well o?

Health › Re: Bennet Ifekandu-Omalu Honored By Xavier University For Discovering Brain Injury by kestare(m): 9:22pm On May 08, 2016

Justycxx:
WE BIAFRANS

Bros I'm proudly igbo.. We are proud Nigerians.
Till then... You are Nigerian
E don do.

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Health › Re: Bennet Ifekandu-Omalu Honored By Xavier University For Discovering Brain Injury by kestare(m): 9:20pm On May 08, 2016

Name checkers where is You people?

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NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:14pm On May 08, 2016

Oyehomie:
Yes oooo.in advance..... Fire keh.. 2gals....? Hope fire fighters sha dey on ground to kill d fire o... Dat ur guy wicked o

Naso we see am. Where U dey pray make dem post u go?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:10pm On May 08, 2016

Oyehomie:
U re not alone oooo.....na evryday i dey wear ma chase monkey nd ma short dey snap...lol....

Heheehe.. U dey snap in advance. One of my guy don fire two gals now now now for camp so.

Me dey wonder how them dey do am sef?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:05pm On May 08, 2016

Oyehomie:
Yesooooo...infact i don wear ma 500 naira rubber tennis tire self

Hahahahah.. Kai!! As I dey see pictures ehn, my body just dey vibrate.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:04pm On May 08, 2016

maccabi:
kestare fc Vs Uk jerry fc

1st Leg results : 2 - 2 full time

Stadium .... Winter park

2nd leg match .. Uk jerry fc playing home
Stadium ... Queensland arena
Time : undisclosed
Odds stake : uk jerry fc @ 2.50 //// kestare Fc 3.20

Max ur bet , guys !!!

Lmao.. Baba abeg o.. I be smallie. Make una nor gather for my head o.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:02pm On May 08, 2016

Oyehomie:
Kestare baba...i replied nah....trust me I'm always away frm ma watapp...cos if i dey online, i noo get peace....sooo i do am wey u nooo c m for online except if i dey reply person....nd dat has given me bad name self...soooo....i don't check ma msgs till later

No lele. Na may13 we dey chill for so abi! U don organize ur kits?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 9:01pm On May 08, 2016

Fraiser:
baba take a chill pill na, na beg I dey beg o

I don free them since, na the first post in a while I dey comment so. The gal yab me nor be small.

How body na? Hope U dey well?

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 8:52pm On May 08, 2016

Oyehomie:
I was tryn to say we shu make sure say d guy no c wife for ds village

Baba how far na? Long tym.. U nor dey reply whatsapp.. What's poppin

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 8:47pm On May 08, 2016

Jamesdman:
I see everything wey happen from the outset.

I know everyone is tense and tempered.

But please, why don't y'all handle this in a more civilized manner.

No need for insults and name-calling.

They misunderstood you, I get. They'll come to realize that soon too. But please, don't go about replying them in kind.

Thank you sir.

I hear U bro. How body.. ?

By the way I'm Kesta, graduate Uniben.
States: Enugu, CrossRiver, Kaduna and Plateau.

I greet the house. Villagegoat I donmo U.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 8:31pm On May 08, 2016

Jamesdman:
Make I show myself once more..

Oga oo.. Which one be BOTANICAL NAME again for an animal?

PS: Na me and Groove go get that Bae last last, because na we ready to wait until Batch B.

This land is dedicated to CandiceJay.

Abeg madam, I give you this land to bribe you so that you no go reply Kestare.

I see wetin e post above me, but I take God beg you let it slide for peace to reign, because if you reply na atomic bomb go dey your venom.

Thanks.

Bros ehn U too much! I dey try inquire about rumor wey I hear o. Na him this gal begin insult me. I was really frustrated seeing the rumor myself that's y I decided to share.

I do bad thing??

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 8:25pm On May 08, 2016

ukjerry:
Taaaa zuzuru puo ebe a kam fu-uzo.
Where you wan catch me?
Anumpama.

Iwu classic example of an unstable person.
Onye ara.
Ineediri checkUp.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by kestare(m): 8:21pm On May 08, 2016

CandiceJay:
She has arrived. Groove see urself

Let me first address dis kestare guy. You enter here with ur irritating rumors we leave u... u attack my sister, we pardon you. Now, ur balls have bcom so big dat u tell my sisterly in d person of ukberry dat she aff maad in d head ngwanu?

Bros, you aff maad in ur tail. shey u hear me? i say u aff maad in ur tail. See respect urself o b4 i disrespect u cus u no go like am at alll. #dazol

My better people, i know you av all missed me even if u don't say it. Lets keep d love going. And i can see dat more sisters re being added to d family. You are all welcome. We are one in dis village nd we welcome whoever comes in peace nd with a positive spirit..... Happy Sunday

Oboy ya drunk, You and ur sister. U r like a typical Nigerian face me I slap U husband who defends his stupid wife.

Bomb dey ur head bros.

U might decide to re read my post, if ur drunk head don clear.

Ode oshi

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