₦airaland Forum

April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.

At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.

Happy April Fool in advance!

I hear NYSC batch A date has been pushed to 27th april.. How true is it? I need answers o.

Onyiibazz:
The truth is that there is nothing hillarious about this. It is just the plain truth. You all just need to open your inner eyes of understanding to be able to see this. So that when you will be praying in church tomorrow, you wont be doing it having the second coming in mind now knowing that he has come and gone!

This boy don smoke Igbo.

Onyiibazz:
The truth is that there is nothing hillarious about this. It is just the plain truth. You all just need to open your inner eyes of understanding to be able to see this. So that when you will be praying in church tomorrow, you wont be doing it having the second coming in mind now knowing that he has come and gone!

This boy don smoke Igbo.

chimajii:
But way better than your father. Cause my father thought me to respect peoples opinion even if you don't agree with them. If at all u feel the need to talk. Pls, talk in a civilized manner. State ur views and Move ON.

This my papa, if He catch U ehn U go collect!

I tried to respect ur opinion, buh it was too rude. So I fired. If U notice, nor be only me attack U.

U talked like a pure breed ignorant SLAVE

chimajii:
Has he in anytime asked them why this award isn't being handed out on prime time? Why feel marginalized? Is he not aware that not all awards in an award show are handed out LIVE? Someone hit this kid with a Bag of Rock!!..BET again isn't even worried one bit to say the least.

You musnt always comment na, in ur mind U r reasoning o. 2nd class Human being

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Jesus!!! OP U tOo much.. But how will we give our clients the likes and followers on fb and twitter.. How can we render them the service o.. Don't vex with me sha..

Make una talk na

Ok I'm Kesta, and I've always loved the radio. Buh my biggest issue now is how to break in to the radio business. I'm skilled at talking, and have a good sense of humour; buh the radio/ Tv presenters seem to be in the same cult, and they see to make it difficult to break in. I need suugestions, helps and advice abeg!!

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my name is CHIJIOKE Kesta. a 300 level health education student...

my number for whatsapp is 07065516474 .. 2go I'd: kesta405 ..
fb: kestafortuna.

all unibenites.. guys and chicks on nairaland.. lets get to meet each other wella for here..

first yo have to identify your faculty. department. class..

you can share your bb pin.. whatsapp.. 2go id.. Facebook I'd..and the rest.

drop comment.. share and connect.. guys and chicks..

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Worship is d best.

Hmm.. 9ce.. Let d list keep rollin.. UNIB...

Hmnmmm.. Abegg.

U guys r welcumed... Make Una talk na

I really want to knw the most popular Uni in Nigeria.. The uni dat comes in to ur mouth wen U tink of goin to a University.. I think UNIBEN Is the most Popular.. GREAT UNIBEN.

OBOY I jst saw a thread sayin 1.7 million studentr r takin Jamb dis year.. Na one nation be da o.. Which way foward 4 Nigeria?

Bin askin a few pple dis Question... Betw Sex and worship .. Which is sweeter.. For me Worship is better. Oya ova to NLers.. Wetin Una think.. Wats d reason.

I also remember bein told dat puttin banana leaves in btw ur armpits reduces ur pain while bein flogged

Dont knw if any of U remember " Jesus cum again Satan go away" while prayin b4 eatin. I also remember our bein told to clean up lines drawn on d ground probbably afta a game of "suwe" dat the lines turned 2 snakes in d nyt.

Fellow Christians stop preachin to these guys.. Their hearts av bin blocked by d god of dis world.. Let them think.. Infact who is Jesus sef?.. Keep thinkin free. Mtchew..

[quote author=Mr. Globe]Awoooooooooo [/quote]... Two o f Una na mumu. AWooo ko

U guys r hiiggh men.. Una get liver o.. Well sha Christ Loves U guys so much that even afta this una ignorant talk, if U ask for forgiveness.. He forgets sef.. KEEP TALKIN.. Una try.

Uniben is the greatest.. I no wan hear anything ooo!!

E be like say your sense don decay, cos you just criticize like a monkey!!
you dey jonz ooo!!!

@ Ajibel, "you suck", dont you know a stale Joke when you see one", mtcheew