This is serious oo..

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OH MY GOD

Our able presido..

You got to love this man with his beautiful wife

Awwwww <3

Question for the gods . It shows too much of everything is not good

ladyF:
^^^^^Hian!!!!!

Tufiakwa for this one o, which kain thing be this?

ladyF:

lol u dey mind d OP? he is looking for scapegoats that will click his link. The pishure looks photoshopped sef. Except maybe na OP be dat

Thank me later my LadyF..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av7C23DBKXY

Kindly follow the link to watch the video.. I cannot share it here cause its lil Graphic.

A man who claims he has the world’s largest manhood has weighed his manhood to prove it’s real. Super-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims he has an 18.9-inch penis – and has even used a pair of weighing scales to prove it.

The 52-year-old placed his privates into a sock to check just how hefty it is – and it weighed in at a staggering 2.2 pounds. That’s nearly A KILO.

Learn More: http://ketekete.com/?s=longest

Can you imagine he was a muslim ?

Sai BABA.. A New sheriff indeed .. We are now officially in the season of assets declaration.

Am not surprised at all.. What about the un-covered things..

Otene after resurrection

A 70 year old man might have cheated death when he bounced back to life after spending over 30 hours in a mortuary in Makurdi, the Benue state capital. Doctors at a private hospital in the town had on Saturday, August 26, 2015, certified Amos Otene dead at 4. 30 am and promptly covered him up and wheeled him into the mortuary, awaiting instructions from members of the family for embarment.

Learn More: http://ketekete.com/dead-70-year-old-man-resurrects-3-days-after-his-body-was-put-in-morgue/

As further proof that Otene was dead, the doctors extracted the requisite body fluid and other substances from the corpse, for post mortem examination which was to ultimately reveal the cause of death.

According to the family, the hospital admitted Otene on Friday August 25 after he complained of severe toothache which had persisted for several days. As the news of Otene’s death spread, family members and other sympathisers continued to throng the hospital.

On Sunday, when one of his children, Eche, who lives in Lafia visited, he was taken to the mortuary to confirm that his father had indeed passed on. According to Eche, at about 1.39 pm, “the morticians at the hospital wheeled out the trolley containing my father and unveiled the face for me to see.

It was in this process that the supposedly he started raising his right hand and all of us fled towards the reception area of the mortuary. From a safe distance we watched as my father lifted himself and sat on the bed and that was about seven minutes later. One of the attendants eventually summoned enough courage and approached my father who fell back on the trolley.”

Eche said that the doctors ordered that the resurrected man be readmitted in the ward where some medication was administered and he was placed on fresh round of drips. He remained in the ward till Tuesday when the doctors carried out series of tests and certified Otene fit for discharge.

Encounter with death

As at Wednesday at the Otene’s Old GRA residence in Makurdi, well-wishers continued to troupe there to catch a glimpse of the resurrected man. Until his retirement in 2012, Otene worked at the Department of Forestry of the Federal Ministry of Agriculture in Makurdi. In what may well be an apparent case of near-death experience, Otene said that, “what I remember is that I was in a vehicle and traveled a long distance.

When I got there, there were many people and there was a lot of celebration and merriment and the people were happy. But they did not allow me to stay with them. They said I should go back and repeat my work.

I am much better now and I thank God for everything and I also owe many thanks to the hospital for taking care of me and my family members who have been worried. I hope they will continue to be with me until I am completely free from this stress.”

It’s a miracle

Otene’s wife, Elizabeth, was not aware that her husband had ‘passed’. Her children did not inform her because, according to them, she is hypertensive and they feared that informing her would have caused additional damage.

According to Elizabeth, “they did not tell me that my husband died, they only told me after the resurrection and I think it is a miracle. I ask God to forgive me for doubting when they told me that he died and resurrected.

After his resurrection he developed high appetite for food and he has been demanding for food. Eche, the son said,”this is God’s miracle. We glorify God’s name. God is merciful and we can’t thank Him enough for keeping my father alive. What if they had embarmed him? They did not because they were waiting for us. And when I visited the man came alive. It’s God’s work.”

Faulty death certification

But medical experts say Otene could not have died in the first place and that the question of resurrection was out of the question. The only explanation, according to a Makurdi-based medical practitioner, Dr. Ameh Edace, is that, “he was in a long coma. He was in a long coma if he came back to life before embarment.”

Also reacting, the Medical Director of Rekiya Memorial Hospital, Kaduna, Dr. Bello Mohammed, said that, “in the history of medicine, there has not been any case of anybody coming back to life after being certified dead.

It is not possible but when you talk of miracle, that is a different thing altogether because with miracle, anything can happen.

But if a person is pronounced clinically dead, he remains dead and there is no way he can come back to life, certainly, not after 24 hours. For this case in question, the only medical explanation is that the patient was in a long coma.

If a doctor had certified the patient dead, then the competence of that doctor should be questioned. For sure, there is something wrong with the death certification.




Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/man-bounces-back-to-life-after-three-days-in-morgue/

I still don't get it.. What's the purpose of this post...

Union Bank don hammer..

this one funny di e

Few minutes after Nigerian President, M. Buhari, and his Vice, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, declared their assets. Nigerians took to twitter to make everything out of the breaking news.

Learn more: http://ketekete.com/funny-reaction-to-buhari-assets-declaration-on-twitter/

SAI BABA

These are some exclusive photos from the 45th Annual Accounting Conference and 50th ICAN Anniversary.

Vice President Prof. Yemi Osinbajo also gave a heart warming speech about WHY RISE IN GDP, REVENUES DON’T REFLECT ON THE POOR IN NIGERIA..

His speech here: http://ketekete.com/vp-osinbajo-speech-at-annual-accountants-conference-50th-ican-anniversary/

Can you see they are on motion?

austinsmat:
pls na Nokia x2 you use takes those pictures or you no sabi picture why it blured

I no go better for poverty.. Beautiful Hardworking Family

Impressive!..

Man of God .. Nah wah oo

Foreigners get juicy packages while locals are under contract without any benefits in their own country. This is discrimination in one’s own home.

Talk about medical health insurance, paid leave, bonuses.. an ordinary trash packer or let me say public toilet cleaner in Germany has all these things.

The ones making LAWs and ORDER, are the ones BREAKING it. RIP judicial system.

Mama rest in peace

Kidnapped ?

Wonderful news. God help the poor..