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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade' Sweet Lips Drives Fans Crazy (photos) by ketekete: 12:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
See what her fans are saying about her lips and beauty.. cheesy



More: http://ketekete.com/yemi-alade-sweet-lips-in-these-photos-drives-her-fans-crazy/
Celebrities / Yemi Alade' Sweet Lips Drives Fans Crazy (photos) by ketekete: 12:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
Yemi Alade is the definition of Beautiful Nigeria Girl. WOW!.



Checkout the beautiful look on Yemi Alade’s face this morning. She shared the photos on Instagram showing off wine looking braids with the amazing look on her face. Don’t hate, you would also agree with me that she is beautiful. Her lips is da bomb.. BOOM!!! little make-up sealed the deal.

Source: https://instagram.com/yemialade/

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Photo-shopped Photo (hahahha Funny) by ketekete: 11:59am On Oct 17, 2015
Definition of BEAUTY!
Politics / Re: Saturday Vanguard’ Article About Chibok Girls Is Misleading – Defence Headquarte by ketekete: 10:02am On Oct 12, 2015
We wish to once again remind journalists to seek clarifications on any issue relating to military operations and other national sensitive matters before going to press.

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Politics / Saturday Vanguard’ Article About Chibok Girls Is Misleading – Defence Headquarte by ketekete: 10:01am On Oct 12, 2015
Who do we trust now?

Below is an article that Nigeria Defence Headquaters published about an hour ago, calling an article shared by Saturday Vanguard about the missing chibok girls, not only misleading but is once again another unconscionable outing as there is no iota of truth in its entirety, hence should be disregarded.



RE: CHIBOK GIRLS ALIVE; MANY IMPREGNATED BY BOKO HARAM TERRORISTS… ESCAPEE CHIBOK GIRL REVEALS
The attention of the Defence Headquarters (DHQ) has been drawn to the above caption published in the Media claiming one of the Chibok girls who escaped from terrorists’ captivity was handed to the military post in Baga. The spurious report by the Vanguard is not only misleading but is once again another unconscionable outing as there is no iota of truth in its entirety, hence should be disregarded.

In as much as the Nigerian military and other security agencies are working round the clock to secure the release of not only the Chibok girls but other innocent citizens who are held hostage by the terrorist, it will not give in to misleading reports which has no true source as we have repeatedly pledged to inform the Nigerian publics on the true situation on our ongoing operations.

The sensitive nature of this report notwithstanding, the moral justification for this false publication cannot be substantiated. Like other well meaning Nigerians, friends of Nigeria and the international community who showed concern for the plight of the abducted girls, the Nigerian military also being a component of the society, is equally worried and is doing everything possible to address the current security challenges.

The search for abducted Chibok school girls and the rescue of other Nigerian in hostage has never relapse as could be attested to in recent times where hundreds of women and children were rescued by the military through its coordinated operations. The military has and will continue to sustain the operation until the entire North East is cleared of all terrorists and miscreants.

The DHQ is not unmindful of the media’s good intention in this regards however, we wish to advise reporters and any other stakeholders to be good partners in ensuring their safe rescue and successful termination of terrorists campaign. We also urge journalist to be cautious of reporting such issues and by extension, security and defence related matters.


Source: https://www.facebook.com/DefenceInfoNG/posts/867899933317463
Politics / Re: We Won’t Allow PDP Senators To Disqualify Ministerial Nominees - APC Senators by ketekete: 8:10am On Oct 12, 2015
It will take a miracle for this country to move forward.
I don't know who is fooling who here,
PDP or APC?
Chai

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Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shares Naughty Photo Of Himself Grinding On A Fan Doggy Style On Stage by ketekete: 6:23pm On Oct 11, 2015
Chaiiiii cheesy.. There is something about that Falvour of a guy.
Samething happened when he came to Germany to perform..
Nah only him be man? cheesy..
Crime / Re: Ogun Community Where The Guard Is The Thief (Pictures Of Weapons And Men) by ketekete: 12:13pm On Oct 09, 2015
HAhahahahahaha cheesy. This is the most funny news am reading today. This is bad in all ways
Politics / Re: FACE OF Mr. Kola Aluko , Accessory For Mrs Diezani Allison-madueke by ketekete: 4:15pm On Oct 07, 2015
See his koro koro eyes lolz..
Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari Visits IDP Camp, Shares Food To Them (Photos) by ketekete: 4:14pm On Oct 07, 2015
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww... so cute

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Crime / Re: I Came To Lagos To Steal- Convicted SUV Snatcher Confesses (Pictured) by ketekete: 1:12pm On Oct 07, 2015
Hahahaha cheesy.. I can't help but laugh at the funny Title. How can someone go to Lagos to steal.. undecided

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students In Germany Annual Gathering (Photos) by ketekete: 12:20pm On Oct 07, 2015
The man holding Mic is known as Honorable Kenneth Gbandi. One of the most Influential Nigerians in Germany. Check my link for more.

Politics / Re: 28+ Funny Photos Of Jonathan Vs Buhari Presidential Battle by ketekete: 10:24am On Oct 07, 2015
anoniumi has taken this trend to another whole new level!.. WOW!.. I salute. shocked

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Politics / Re: Another Container Falls Off A Trailer On Apapa-Oshodi Expressway Today(pics) by ketekete: 10:18am On Oct 07, 2015
Nah swear?
Politics / Re: 100 BH Terrorists Killed, 7 Soldiers Dead, 9 Others Wounded - Defence HQ (pics) by ketekete: 10:06am On Oct 07, 2015

Politics / 100 BH Terrorists Killed, 7 Soldiers Dead, 9 Others Wounded - Defence HQ (pics) by ketekete: 10:06am On Oct 07, 2015
Few minutes after posting photos of arrested Boko Haram Collaborators, Defence Headquarter has shared yet another news about the fight against Boko Haram. Here: https://www.nairaland.com/2648389/3-boko-haram-collaborators-arrested

According to DQ, over 100 Boko Haram members were killed.

BOKO IN DESPERATE LAST BATTLE

Boko Haram Terrorists made a futile attempt on 120 Task Force Battalion troops located at Goniri, Yobe State, but the Nigerian troops successfully repelled the attacked and inflicted heavy casualty on the invading terrorists as they were all killed. On the last count over 100 terrorists bodies were seen. However, 7 of our gallant soldiers paid the supreme price defending our fatherland, while 1 officer and 8 soldiers were wounded in action.

Size-able arms, ammunition and other equipment from the terrorists, these include 1 General Purpose Machine Gun, 2 Rocket Propelled Grenades, 9 AK-47 rifles and Belted rounds of 7.62 (NATO) ammunition. Others were various wires used for Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), 7 Primed IEDs, different types of Spanners and a Torch Light.

In a related development, troops of 21 Brigade on patrol from Bama to Ngurosoye, destroyed the terrorists camps in the axis. Troops came across some of the terrorists hideouts that also served as fabricating area for IEDs and the terrorists’ training area. Another patrol along Bama-Kawuri axis discovered and exhumed IEDs and wires for detonation.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/DefenceInfoNG/posts/865393093568147
Politics / Re: 3 Boko Haram Collaborators Arrested - Defence HQ (Photos) by ketekete: 9:11am On Oct 07, 2015
The Defence Headquarter just broke this news about the arrest of 3 boko haram collaborators.

They are pictured above. The arrest came after Nigerian troops intercepted and arrested a suspected Boko Haram financier and stimulants dealer, Mohammed Maina in Bama, pictured below:



Learn More: http://ketekete.com/nigerian-army-arrest-suspected-boko-haram-financier/
Politics / 3 Boko Haram Collaborators Arrested - Defence HQ (Photos) by ketekete: 9:11am On Oct 07, 2015
3 BOKO HARAM COLLABORATORS ARRESTED

Please recall that a Boko Haram financier, fund raiser and stimulant supplier, Mohammed Maina was arrested by troops of 21 Brigade. The arrested terrorist has been making very useful statements and lending more insights in the activities of the terrorists and their collaborators.
This has been yielding positive results and as a follow up today, 3 collaborators; Jikana Alhaji Goni, aged 29 years of Hausari Ward Maiduguri, Alhaji Musa Alhaji Modu, also of Hausari Ward Maiduguri, 37 years and Alhaji Aba'ana Na Alhaji Sule aged 40, of Hausari Ward Maiduguri were arrested and are being interrogated.


3 collaborators; Jikana Alhaji Goni, aged 29 years of Hausari Ward Maiduguri, Alhaji Musa Alhaji Modu, also of Hausari Ward Maiduguri, 37 years and Alhaji Aba'ana Na Alhaji Sule aged 40, of Hausari Ward Maiduguri were arrested and are being interrogated.



source: https://www.facebook.com/DefenceInfoNG/posts/865369606903829
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Chain Female Victim In An Inhumanly Cruel Condition by ketekete: 8:43am On Oct 06, 2015
Kudos to Police in Rivers State. AK47 has now become something any criminals can buy in market I guess.. God save this country.
Politics / Re: Dangote Listed Among World’s 50 Most Influential Persons by ketekete: 8:28am On Oct 06, 2015
All Aliko Dangote does is WIN WIN WIN.. no matter what. God bless this man
Crime / Re: I Disguise As Scavenger To Rob ─ Suspect (Pictured) by ketekete: 8:27am On Oct 06, 2015
See em koro koro eyes.. rubbish!.
Politics / Re: Diezani £13 Billion Funny Memes Trends On Twitter - Part II (photos) by ketekete: 10:34pm On Oct 05, 2015
I asked uncle google how much £13 Billion is.. See his answer below.. That is it for tonight. Am done hustling!.

Politics / Re: Diezani £13 Billion Funny Memes Trends On Twitter - Part II (photos) by ketekete: 10:26pm On Oct 05, 2015
See tweets.. cheesy







Politics / Re: Diezani £13 Billion Funny Memes Trends On Twitter - Part II (photos) by ketekete: 10:16pm On Oct 05, 2015

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Politics / Diezani £13 Billion Funny Memes Trends On Twitter - Part II (photos) by ketekete: 10:16pm On Oct 05, 2015
3 days ago I shared a post here that has now been viewed over 70,000 times: https://www.nairaland.com/2639486/diezani-funny-memes-trends-twitter

Today, Ex-Minister Diezani has taken over twitter again, this time not once but twice. Some are calling her Diezani, while others call her Diziani. lolz.

Whatever its they are calling her, one thing is clear, they just want to share their opinion about the £13 Billion allegedly stolen by her.. Follow me laugh abeg, see tweets and funny memes below.

Source: http://ketekete.com/diezani-13billion-funny-memes-trends-on-twitter-part-ii-photos/











Grab your pop corn, its gonna be a long night.. cheesycheesycheesy.. Oya add yours.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Two Electrocuted Trying To Save Others (Pictured) by ketekete: 9:29am On Oct 05, 2015
Lord Have Mercy sad
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth & Bovi's Wives Step Out In Style For 'Lord Of The Ribs' Show(pics) by ketekete: 9:11am On Oct 05, 2015
Beautiful.. Nice style cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Of These Jobs Will You Choose And Why? by ketekete: 9:04am On Oct 05, 2015
Dangote.. That company will only get bigger, better, and richer. Cause the owner is Africa' Richest Man!.
Celebrities / Re: Who Is This Man Pictured At Lords Of The Ribs - Is This Jay-jay Okocha? by ketekete: 8:54am On Oct 05, 2015
cheesy.. Since you also cannot read what I wrote clearly, you yourself need telescope plus binocular.
vfactor:
U no need glasses. Not even magnifying glass. Na telescope u need! Or perhaps stethoscope for eyes!
Celebrities / Re: Who Is This Man Pictured At Lords Of The Ribs - Is This Jay-jay Okocha? by ketekete: 8:46am On Oct 05, 2015
Who is YAW?
naijaboiy:
Are you having eye infections?

That's YAW! undecided
Celebrities / Who Is This Man Pictured At Lords Of The Ribs - Is This Jay-jay Okocha? by ketekete: 8:43am On Oct 05, 2015
This man looks like Jay-Jay Okocha. He was spotted at the Lords Of The Ribs.

The one and only Nigerian football legend, so good that he was named twice. Perhaps I need glasses?, is this man Jay-Jay Okocha?.. lipsrsealed



Don't abuse me oo..

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