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And it goes to say that common sense is not common... How can they be in a vegetative terrain with a mountain coloured uniform?? Why then is it called camouflage Yes theyr trying their best but I'm sorry to say it's not good enough. I still say it, give Niger half of our military gear and they will perform wonders. Those guys go to war like hunters and tactically triumph. GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Make the OP try get sense na,at least when you see headlines that dont depict proper info you edit it and post.how would you let someone say Jonathan sold nitel!? You people should fear God o!!!! and go back to your history books.i am ashamed and disappointed that the OP would let this be on front page misinforming people .God forbid!!,with all thy getting get sense

cao:
I'll give my own 2 cents, I'm a noob at FPSS, seriously the last FPS game was Duke Nukem on the PS1, I tried Unreal Tournament once during my PC gaming days (man, I miss that laptop) and I just couldn't get into it. Until, I tried COD: Ghosts, I found the storyline intriguing and I got over my inability to see the character. I was a big fan of the space gameplay, seriously they could have made the whole game on that aspect and I'd be a happy camper. The campaign mode was brilliant, even though I've been told it's a rehash of another COD game, it looked good to me.

Then along came CoD: Advanced Warfare, now it's campaign mode was a doozy, this time we're not playing the mute brother - our guy has a voice & appears to be an actual contributor and not a faceless soldier. The futuristic upgrade is an added bonus, plus I get to play in Lagos. Even though there did mess up on that one - we've not had a Prime Minister in Nigeria in a very long time; where the heck did they find that Nigerian accent?; Lagos is not the capital of Nigeria. At least I know I heard some Yoruba (just aim towards the crowd at the beginning (I think?) and listen). Killing ASTs by grappling hook is still a fun way to kill them. See the way I dey jump left right & centre just to press the R1 button behind them.

Now onto the multiplayer, I'm a literal walking target, I can't help you here. This time it's battling 12 year old boys or French guys*, who have spent way too much time playing these games, usually without ever stepping into the campaign mode. Once spoke to one of the chefs at work, the guy proudly said he had never played the Campaign mode of COD & this guy had been playing CoDs for the longest of time. If you have the patience, willpower and luck, you could become godlike...of course only in COD not in real life.

I've heard good things about BF, but since I'm still a FPS noob, I'll have to actually see some game time to actually comment on it.

*apparently, everytime I try to play online gaming I'm always paired with French guys, this is kinda awkward when you think about the English-French relationship, I've been in England way too long.

point of correction your not a noob,your a PRO and an elite one at that,what most gaming guys couldn't fathom, you did as a chick.nice analysis
its still COD for me tho,love both but COD comes first.BF started competing with COD when they released their fourth edition

Do check your cpanel configuration and be sure cron scripts are active, if they are not then be sure to enable them,, secondly your webserver could have used up its server resources, that could also cause that. Api hardly has issues from your ends, most times its from the vendor end which is in rare occasions.

ugosonics:
i own a bulk sms website. please whats the solution to sms sending failed units. this appears sometimes when users want to send sms. what can i do.

chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

Nairaland Help

First of all there are lot of loop holes in your story, I'll point 3,
No 1.marriage is not a relationship, its a union of two people as one, the only opt out is divorce. There is nothing like investment or sacrifice, if you don't put your mind to it, it won't work.

No 2. Seven doesn't stick to the skin, it can be washed with water, and it's all gone, so her bathing 3 times is false, except her skin has issues.
No 3.MAsturbation being a sin doesn't change anything, unless there is someone your asking for that doesn't know in which case is a sin whether done with husband and wife.

If it's her bf and not her husband then a whole lot of things are wrong if your bringing sin into the pics.

Lastly she should try and reach an agreement with her hubby, nairaland can't help them. Thanks

Dear Men,

Is it okay if I say I’m tired of being objectified?

I have come to notice that not a day goes by without someone posting an article that defines the “Perfect Woman” or what some of you call “Wife Material”.

A real woman should know that beauty attracts a man but wisdom keeps him
A real woman should know that elegance is reflected in inelligence
A real woman Should…. Bla bla bla.

Oh! then there is the list…

She must be beautiful
She must be a good cook
She must be submissive
She must respect my family
She must have FLAT tummy after pushing out 5 of my kids
She must be patient and indulgent
She must be homely….
I’ll let you guys fill in the blanks.

You know what’s funny? A great number of us actually work real hard to fit into your “wife material” profile and we don’t even get a “thank you” for it.

Well guess what? This may surprise you, but we also have what we’d like to call the “Husband Material”. And this role has a profile too.

The Perfect Husband Must Be…

RICH – It’s true this is is subjective but you should be able to meet our needs no matter the size. I’m sure I don’t need to remind you that some of us have really HUGE needs. Now, for decades you’ve tried to boycott this responsibility by tagging us greedy and materialistic. Well, call us what you want but if you can’t maintain the car, don’t bother buying it. It’s really important you pick a shoe your size.
A GOOD COOK – We would really love to go on vacations knowing our kids are eating good meals and come home to the smell of well cooked soup once in a while
BUILT – You really didn’t think you were the only ones who disliked flabs and pot bellies
TIDY – Trust me, no wife enjoys having a slob for a husband
CARING – Give us your attention, shower us with love and say bye bye to your nagging wife
FUNNY – If only you make us laugh as hard as we make you, we wouldn’t be looking twice your age barely 18 months after the wedding
This list is not comprehensive cos I couldn’t reach out to all women, but I’m sure a good number of them have a lot more to add to the profile of the HUSBAND MATERIAL.
http://ubercliq.com/thread/husband-material/

irunoobo:
Bleep you pervert

Roflmao.... But honestly the shirt wasn't necessary, its also ok not to even wear a shirt at all.... You'll be far more prettier that way. Lmao

irunoobo:


SEE HIM AKPU FACE. MTCHEEEW

Not nice...... Tell that to who created him.

ibkgab001:
That is my man ... I've said earlier I will close down my NAIRALAND acct if Ambode loose this election congrats to Oluranti Adebule as well

wow FTC everything nah double ....Yyibooo boys get set to jump inside lagoon

Celebrating Ambode Success with small bottle of Origin bitters with coca cola coke ##EKOSESEBERENII

Up Ambode Up Man UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Yes 1000 likes go enter today today

Tinubu is happy....Fashola is happy.....Ambode is happy....Ibkgab001 is happy.... N`Lander is Happy....Lagos is Happy #GODBLESSNIGERIA

Fashola is Dancing Shoki

Even touts now buy data to make noise on NL, lmao... There is no were their touting has limits... So help us God!

mizzsmilez:
I'm not abusive.
Where did i write anything related to happiness?
I'm not contesting.
Thank you.
Ciao.

Me likey , please don't go far lwkmd, its ok not to contest, just hang around the thread for the humour, #pickpopcorn and chapman

mizzsmilez:
I have a loose tongue.
Not pageant material.
They need the total package.
I'm half built.
I am pretty but I have a bad attitude.

Good lordy!!! Roflmao.... Beauty, brains and a beastly tongue diabolic in every sense.

Spaxon:
nope

Obviously you were checking him out.. You noticed him just as he did you.. And twas a romantic eye contact that lasted for a fleece moment. For you to have even remembered that incident means he struck a note. #busted

Spaxon:
The dude was flaunting it....
lol at bolded

so you were on a date with him huh?

Spaxon:
lol. some guys love flaunting their phones...
I remember once in at Shoprite. when I brought out my Tecno R7 ... the guy close to me immediately brought out his BB. and was flaunting it.... I was lyk shooooO!!
lol
but he immediately put the BB inside his pocket and was feeling awkward when I brought out my S5....
lol guys are so funny

Roflmao!!! So you feel he was flaunting his fone even if he got a vibrating buzz to check and keep back? Very funny.... BTW that ain't awkward romance if you don't know the dude tho. Except both of you was on a date then fine, and yes if you were it's allowed, he needs to easy off some tension as you girls can turn dumb and deaf when you meet a guy for a date.

MrsChima:
Why do men think giving up the dick is a gift?

Roflmao, please expantiate.

Never seen any post so correct, and yet coming from a female folk, I am mega impressed as in still in shock... Even detailing ios version capabilities.

You are most likely a geek. I am sure of that.

Blackbeauty:
See how u just want to buy wahala!I was using an iphone 5 I got as a gift which I had to sell!I laugh at you in greek if after all I wil say,you still decide to get the 5s!.I'll start with the pros-1.it is a small cute phone.I love the design and size.
2.It is an overhyped and annoyingly overpriced phone which makes it command respect.You can't see jst anyone using it.when u are out and people will be like 'wow,you use an iphone?' And u say 'yep'( with u smiling internally),that's as good as it gets!
Cons-
1.You can't use bluetooth.you hear a nice song playing or u intend getting a picture.brother,you can't use bluetooth o!except its a transfer from iphone to iphone.now how many people wwud own an iphone where u work or sch?
2.You can't download songs,videos,pdf files...in fact anything from d internet.yes..so if u love free music don't bother!I remember I had to buy ed sheeran's bloodstream and thinking out loud songs from itunes for like 400 naira after d naira got devalued.the frustration I felt that day eh!
3.when u buy it,u can't just add your favourite songs o..u need the itunes app on ur pc to sync the songs into ur phone..if u r foolish enough to give it to slot guys to add songs for u,that's ur doom.The day u get your own itunes app on ur pc,all the previous songs and videos not synced with ur apple I'd will be wiped!
4.The appstore is the crappiest av seen after that of windows os..for files over 100mb,you wud need wifi or no download!you must upgrade to the latest ios 8 or you can't download some apps!once you are on ios 8,you can't downgrade it or jailbreak ur iphone!you see?
5.Many of the fun stuffs on it are better enjoyed in u.s eg hv u seen someone using imessage in nigeria?nada!
There are many more cons in buying an iphone..bt let me stop here!now the decision is yours to make.

thanks boss

codeaddict:
Has one built in. Attached to the side.

codeaddict:
This ish has really saved me. With two of these, I'm online 24/7. One battery lasts like 13 hrs at lowest brightness level.
The one with inverter is the best to buy.

Boss the one with inverter comes separately with the inverter or has an inverter built in?

And you? How neck deep are you in corruption ? If you ever have stolen what's not meant for you, then your guilty as charged.

egift:
Jonathan is neck-deep in Corruption. Even the devil is very shocked.

then why do they judge eachoda at all if they cant judge themselves?

Tazmode:
You are asking the so-called 'sinners' to evaluate & weigh their sins.

Doesn't sound fair to me.

spacebooker

madridguy:
Brb

Reading through the book of exodus growing up, not just I but a lot of us thought and concluded that the children of Israel were all foolish and ungrateful to God and didn’t recognize all he had done for them in the wilderness, even with the clear signs of miracles. I fear this is a replay of what we are witnessing in Nigeria today.
I have brought myself to observe the present political play of Nigerians and political parties, which has brought me to the conclusion that all persons involved are guilty of one act of selfish gain or the other.
Starting from the head, the commander in chief of the armed forces, who came into power with big aspirations for the entire country but lost focus due to his sympathy for people involved or personal gains.
Yes you have taken down a lot of people who thought they could own you due to their involvement in handling your previous campaign train and you have landmark transformations in major sectors in Nigeria of which a lot are blinded to, as a result of the security defficiencies. Someone who claims to build a city by the shore with no foundational security builds in vain as when the tides come the city would be no more.
Your landmark achievements have been wiped away by the tides of insecurity from the minds of those who once dwelled in them.
Security of lives and property remain a major factor of development and comes before every other thing you are trying to develop because they would all be no more when they can’t be secure.
Even if it meant the CIC relocating to a state close to troubled areas just to let soldiers know that we all are in the fight and would overcome. This would have gone a long way in boosting the morale of soldiers who would put their lives in line and at risk because their commander is amongst them, and even if somehow the war is still ongoing and you asked for an extension of stay in office even the dead bones would all rise to see that you achieve that reelection.
The art of war is one every leader should be tutored about no matter the background he or she comes from, and war goes on everyday both verbally and tactically
Wars have been known to be won by determination and courage spat on the faces of those involved by their leaders in well-guarded speech to boost morale and take the lead towards the forefront even if these leaders are withdrawn as the war thrives on.
To the opposing party that has become the majority bringing forth a man who has a streak of the iron fist in whatever he tends to harness be it virtual or physical was a bad play. I won’t even flash the dictator card as it’s been over talked about or the certificate saga which even kindergarten students know that even if he had that certificate, the crown of leadership requires personalities with advanced in-depth knowledge of things happening in virtually all sectors of humanity and basic general knowledge can’t give you that .
So I’ll play the refusal to negotiate with the extremist card that was a major break for you because it would have been credited to your personality both in the eyes of man and God that you are really out for peace and the seat of power is not one to be gambled with when lives are involved. But it’s clear to see that you were ready to hold out on that card till this dying moment so that you would sway that situation of insurgency to your favor just to get on sit by all means even if it meant you party prostituting for the proper projectors to get you there, not minding if they were against the anti-corruption flag you fly because if in-depth investigations are done they would surely go down.
So for the records lets burn down that anti-corruption flag you fly each time as an agenda in your administration. Charity begins at home and you have failed in that when it comes to your campaign speech at UK and sponsors of your presidential race.
You made mention of the kids of public officers schooling in the country when you’re voted in whereas yours school abroad and the person you’re opposing has his kids finish their entire study in Nigeria. Enough said time will tell.

And then to all those attacking both parties I pose a question that hasn’t been answered by any of you till today. When the price of fuel was increased it touched us all personally and we all held the government by the groin crippling the state of the economy for 2 weeks, I had never been more proud to be Nigerian. Then the insurgency started and we all kept mute. The Chibok girls got missing, we all shoved our feet’s made some noise and kept mute, but yet refused to put the country to a pause by the power we hold as a country.
Why did we ignore these things? I have one answer, because we weren’t directly affected. We are guilty as charged. Some say the voters card is all we have against these men in power and I say a united people is stronger than any sitting king or president in power. We don’t need to march the streets or even raise our voice, we just need to sit in our houses and watch them as their smoked out of their enthroned holes in surrender.

So in conclusion if all three are weighed on a scale, whose sins would weigh heavier?

And your not even amongst the 73 people and yet you have the effrontry to yarn gibberish, oga stop been a hypocrite

vjsmiles:
COPY CATS
IF CAMEROUN DIDNT DO SAME COULD THEY HAVE THOUGHT TO DO SO?

I SEE JUST 73PEOPLE THERE IN A STATE OF 19MILLION PEOPLE..
CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG

This picture is a very big lie, this was their cap salute to the president when he visited them at baga yesterday. Please NL get your facts straight and OP you mustn't lie to make first page

Obviously fashola has done better than the president, this is part of Ikeja he used our so called money to do.

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