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BusinessWhen Last Did You See Fake 1000 Naira (emefele Blue) Note Lately ? by khayce(op): 6:37pm On Jun 23
Since the new 1000 naira note was made public for use. I have never heard anyone complain or seen a fake note of the newly designed 1000 naira note . Abi is it only me ? Is CBN now all of a sudden workin or is it that the new note fake is hard to spot ? . Its been long I see anyone reject or even mention it

PoliticsRe: Aguiyi-Ironsi Family Honours Fajuyi’s ‘Supreme Sacrifice’ by khayce: 5:22pm On Jun 05
We wish Aguyi Ironsi was never born at all.. if he had not been born we won't be in these mess today .. annulment of Regional governments and creating a unitary govt . These were independent countries in confederation and heavily competitive in academic, economy and government. Then greed no gree Nd power. Now we av rubble while the drunkard sleeps on .. in peace I don't know. Fajuyi made the west proud, our loyalty and accommodations knows no bound
Jobs/VacanciesHybrid Internship Vacancy: Digital Marketing & Sales Support (abuja) by khayce(op): 10:15am On May 15
Join SplitCartNG — Build Something Real From Day 1

Location: Abuja (Hybrid)
Role Type: Internship (Hybrid)
Company: SplitCartNG
Start Date: Immediate / May Launch

About Us
SplitCartNG is a new Abuja startup helping families buy food at wholesale prices by splitting bulk orders. We make essentials like rice, oil, tomatoes, onions, proteins, and other food items more affordable by allowing multiple households to share bulk purchases and enjoy major savings.

We are launching this May, and we are looking for one sharp, hungry, creative person to grow with us from Day 1 and become part of building something meaningful in Abuja’s tech ecosystem.

This is not a “come and sit in the office” internship. This is a builder’s role for someone excited about startups, digital growth, customer engagement, and making things happen.

Role: Digital Marketing & Sales Support Intern

You will help us attract customers, grow awareness, support sales activities, and execute creative marketing campaigns that drive real results.

What You’ll Be Doing

Digital Marketing Responsibilities

Create engaging content for Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, WhatsApp, X (Twitter), and other platforms
Design and post simple but attractive marketing content (graphics, short videos, flyers, captions)
Help grow SplitCartNG’s online presence and community
Support digital campaigns to attract families, estates, offices, cooperatives, and buying groups
Manage customer inquiries from social media and WhatsApp professionally
Help create viral and relatable content around **food savings, family budgeting, bulk buying, and smart shopping
Track content performance and suggest ideas to improve engagement and conversion
Assist with email and WhatsApp marketing campaigns

Sales Support Responsibilities

Support customer onboarding and reservations for group purchases
Follow up on leads and customer inquiries
Help build relationships with estates, residential communities, offices, churches, cooperatives, and buying groups
Assist with customer retention and feedback gathering
Help coordinate promotions, activations, and community awareness efforts
Support daily business operations and execution where needed (startup life!)

Who We Are Looking For

You may be a good fit if you:

* Are smart, proactive, and eager to learn
* Understand social media trends and digital marketing
* Can communicate confidently and professionally
* Have basic sales or customer engagement skills
* Are creative and can think independently
* Are based in Abuja or can conveniently work in Abuja
* Can work in a fast-moving startup environment
* Are hungry to grow, build experience, and take ownership

Bonus Points If You Have:

* Experience running social media pages
* Canva/basic design skills
* Content creation or short-form video editing skills
* Sales, marketing, or customer service experience
* Startup mindset and problem-solving ability

Why Join SplitCartNG?

* Be part of building something new from the ground up
* Learn startup growth, digital marketing, and business operations firsthand
* Gain real responsibility and practical experience
* Grow with an early-stage company with long-term opportunities
* Work directly with founders and contribute meaningfully

Compensation

Our pay is honest, but the opportunities with us are unlimited.

If you want a corporate job, this isn’t it.
If you want to build something real and grow with it, we want to hear from you.

How To Apply

Send a voice note to 08055168059 telling us why you are the right fit, OR

Attach your CV to: SPLITCARTNG@GMAIL.COM

Subject: Digital Marketing & Sales Support Internship – SplitCartNG

SplitCartNG — Buy Bulk. Pay Your Share. Save More.

Jobs/VacanciesVacancy In Abuja: Sales And Operations Assistant by khayce(op): 9:21pm On May 09
SplitCartNG is a new Abuja startup helping families buy food at wholesale prices by splitting bulk orders. We're launching this May and looking for one sharp, hungry person to grow with us from Day 1.

You'll handle customer Experience, Assist with Sales and Operations, and be part of building something new in Abuja's tech ecosystem.

Our Pay is honest, yet opportunities with us are unlimited. If you want a corporate job this isn't it. If you want to build something real and grow with it, send a voice note to [08055168059] telling me why. Or attach your CV to SplitcartNG@gmail.com

Cc: Splitcart.ng

BusinessRe: Is ₦100k Salary Still Enough To Survive In Nigeria? by khayce: 1:03pm On May 01
This is Laziness and little mindedness talking .I have heard it before. First you plug ursef to the system . Where is the job self .. the little job reducing, Ai even threatening to take everything yet more people joining the labour market.. continue to stay home becos you can't earn less than 150k even heard someone recently saying i can't work for 200k . Wa pe nbe. Weigh your options and take the option test suited for sutuation.. there are questions you need to ask after you get your answer take a job.. see i have seen serious people apply for job for free pay to learn and get network 3 month probation. No pay and in the end that same job got him to a bigger place today he is millionaire. Stay there o.. plenty startup out there with potention but can't pay 500k monthly. How will they grow and if these small company doesn't where will the paying jobs come from
BusinessRe: Have Collateral Loan For Abuja People At 10% Interest Monthly. Instant Payout by khayce(op): 6:20pm On Apr 16
CALL LETS DEAL, call lets deal
BusinessRe: Have Collateral Loan For Abuja People At 10% Interest Monthly. Instant Payout by khayce(op): 8:26pm On Apr 15
khayce:
**ABUJA ONLY – GET INSTANT COLLATERAL LOANS (10% MONTHLY)**

Are you in Abuja and need urgent cash without the stress of bank delays?

We provide **fast, secure, and transparent collateral-based loans** for serious individuals and business owners.

🔹 Location: Abuja (physical verification required)
🔹 Interest Rate: **10% monthly (clear & fixed)**
🔹 Fast processing – same day possible
🔹 No unnecessary paperwork
🔹 Professional and confidential service

**Who qualifies?**

* Business owners & traders
* Salary earners
* Individuals with valuable collateral

**Simple Process:**

1. Present your collateral
2. Quick evaluation
3. Get paid within hours

We prioritize **trust, transparency, and speed**—no hidden charges, no stories.

📞 Call/WhatsApp:
08055168059
09030139901

⚠️ Abuja clients only | Serious inquiries only
Great Great. Get in lets deal.
BusinessHave Collateral Loan For Abuja People At 10% Interest Monthly. Instant Payout by khayce(op): 8:21pm On Apr 15
**ABUJA ONLY – GET INSTANT COLLATERAL LOANS (10% MONTHLY)**

Are you in Abuja and need urgent cash without the stress of bank delays?

We provide **fast, secure, and transparent collateral-based loans** for serious individuals and business owners.

🔹 Location: Abuja (physical verification required)
🔹 Interest Rate: **10% monthly (clear & fixed)**
🔹 Fast processing – same day possible
🔹 No unnecessary paperwork
🔹 Professional and confidential service

**Who qualifies?**

* Business owners & traders
* Salary earners
* Individuals with valuable collateral

**Simple Process:**

1. Present your collateral
2. Quick evaluation
3. Get paid within hours

We prioritize **trust, transparency, and speed**—no hidden charges, no stories.

📞 Call/WhatsApp:
08055168059
09030139901

⚠️ Abuja clients only | Serious inquiries only

CrimeRe: Man Jumps Off Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos (Video) by khayce: 7:48pm On Apr 15
Una sure sey no be Iyemeja in that waters that's callin in this young men.. how many women una don hear sey jump inside
Foreign AffairsRe: Dubai Is Finished, We're Not Coming Back: Expats Say As They Flee The Country by khayce: 1:35pm On Mar 15
Iran propaganda machine ..lol.
TravelRe: The Nigerian Network Behind Russia's Alabuga Start Program Recruitment by khayce: 1:27pm On Mar 15
lanre316:
Here's a summary of the article:.

A program called Alabuga Start in Russia is recruiting young women from Africa, including Nigeria, with promises of jobs, education, and good pay. But when they arrive, they're forced to work in a drone factory making weapons used in the war in Ukraine. The women are not allowed to leave and are made to sign agreements that keep them from talking about their work.

The program is run by Russians, but they work with people in Africa to find recruits. They use social media and even fake government websites to trick young women into joining. Some Nigerian individuals and agencies are helping to recruit women, and a Nigerian journalist has promoted the program.

The women who have been there say it's like being trapped. They can't leave and are forced to work long hours. Some have been hurt in drone attacks on the factory. The United Nations says this might be human trafficking, and some countries have stopped the recruitment.

The program is using lies and tricks to get young women to come to Russia. It's putting them in danger and using them for war. Nigeria needs to stop this and protect its citizens. 😊

This your lie lie summary no see over 6 paragraphs dedicated to our dear David Hudeyin inside . Russian special agent in Nigeria. Abeg resume resummarize and this time do it well

-ChatGPT
CareerRe: The Hard Truth About Lawyer Pay In Lagos: Is The System Broken? by khayce: 6:54pm On Jan 22
You no even factor house rent lol. The biggest elephant in the room.. one more than that u didn't add too but I won't mention now
PropertiesRe: How Long Would It Take A Minimum Wage Earner To Afford A 1-bedroom In Lagos by khayce: 1:31am On Jan 01
Try Abuja
RomanceRe: Is Marriage Becoming Old-fashioned? A Brutally Honest Conversation by khayce: 11:53am On Dec 19, 2025
Lol... make I attach image from marriage registry Abuja few days ago not Saturday o.. work day. Then decide by your self if people are still getting married
TravelRe: Top Ten List Of Affordable States In Nigeria 2025 by khayce: 1:19am On Dec 18, 2025
Katsina is the most expensive state on that lost and definitely one of the most expensive in nigeria. I have been to that state three times this year alone. Its not cheap and no value for money there. Capital city looks like a local government headquarters in the 1980 from the west
FoodRe: Nigerian Meals You Can Cook With Two Thousands Naira. by khayce: 3:39pm On Dec 06, 2025
Lies.. 2k won't cook any of those apart from fried egg and low budget bread
PoliticsRe: Cross River Revokes Miyetti Allah Cattle Permit, Bans Movement Indefinitely by khayce: 9:39am On Nov 24, 2025
Good policy 👏
PoliticsRe: Trump's Threat: Summon US Ambassador, break Ties With them - Gumi Urges Tinubu by khayce: 6:49pm On Nov 02, 2025
Tinubu better take Gumi advise
Christianity EtcRe: The Singles Connect Conference By Pastor Bolaji Idowu (Pictures) by khayce: 7:31am On Oct 04, 2025
You people are wicked o.. imagine you had such conference in lagos. No body in Abuja heard. Single and eligible men are plenty here biko. Even me dey find wife seriously
CelebritiesRe: Sean “Diddy” Combs Sentenced To 50 Months In Federal Prison by khayce: 7:16am On Oct 04, 2025
Funny how 40month became 50 here. Low budget journalists
Foreign AffairsRe: 'I will run Gaza': Trump's "Comprehensive plan to end war in Gaza" (Full Text) by khayce: 1:56am On Sep 30, 2025
This is brilliant, then if Hamas fails to sign this then it will only clearly show to the world how demonic the sect are. And I hope the Palestinians can come out to stone them out themselves . Sincerely the plan is fair
SportsRe: Name The Club You Will Never Support, Even If Your Own Brother Signed For Them. by khayce: 7:26pm On Sep 27, 2025
Chelsea
Forum GamesRe: Pick Any Two Doors, Which Doors Are You Picking? by khayce: 4:28pm On Sep 22, 2025
If I am 15years young with unlimited money then I want nothing I don't already have humanly speaking.
BusinessRe: 500k Investment That Will Give Me A Daily Income by khayce: 12:22pm On Sep 06, 2025
I have no much to say here . Kindly dm me on whatsapp and thank me later .no trading , no ponzi, no real estate, no agro investment, infact I won't ask you for ur money. Please drag me back here immediately should my suggestion be unrealistic or suspicious. I beg u ni pls do. Here is my whatsapp no. 0806 395 1701
TV/MoviesRe: Policemen Killed Moses Mba For Attempting To Preach To Cross River Gov –Mother by khayce: 12:18pm On Sep 06, 2025
The boy is 22, with burning passion for christ and he as a mentor an Apostle who wanted him to dump school for Bible college. He will not av known alone when and wen not the governor was around or not. Then the mother said the Apostle sent him to preach to the governor. If that is the case then the boy innocence was preyed on . The Apostle should be arrested Nd interrogated. Should he be culpable .then he should face the wrath of the law. The boy going even the second time . Its clear that the boy might not av been mad but I believe the boy is never a clever or sharp boy growin up . So he is mentally vulnerable... The young man was probably used
BusinessRe: What's Happening To Shoprite At Ikeja City Mall? by khayce: 12:14am On Sep 05, 2025
This is not Tinubu .. the south African owner exitted long before Tinubu . And the new Nigerian owners that bought the ruined badly managed it .

Secondly compared to then when there were only a handful or no competition ..nowadays almost every major street in lagos or Abuja has a major groceries supermarket. Big names alike . And so shoprite can cope. The rental amount is too high gor the sellers to even reduce money on item whereas the other mall offers items lower
PoliticsRe: Defence Ministry Raises Alarm Over Rising Voluntary Retirements In Navy by khayce: 9:36pm On Aug 29, 2025
When you don catch out on the job wetin remain .. either japa or you pursue other opportunities. Navy dey flex especially those mobilized to the oil regions.
RomanceRe: Jenifer Breaks Silence After Court Fines Her ₦450k Over ₦30k Transport Fare Saga by khayce: 6:22pm On Aug 29, 2025
She lied .. big p*** lies . Court had chat transcripts. The guy sent u money without any agreement yet court find u guilty for breach a non existing agreement.. if there isn't any mutual understanding then court won't find u guilty..abi court collect 50k bribe to find u guilty ni... liar. Imagine . Asaba story end as I hear sey she be from Asaba
PoliticsRe: Top 15 Countries With The Largest Oil Reserves In Billions Of Barrels by khayce: 8:33pm On Aug 25, 2025
Venezuela just dey reserve till the bubble burst . USA sanction won destroy that country totally and greedy Maduro no gree drop power to save his country ... very wicked being.
CultureRe: "48 Hours My Foot", Ooni Of Ife’s Spokesperson Reacts To Alaafin’s Threat by khayce: 5:37pm On Aug 19, 2025
That power in trust resides exclusively in the Alaafin stool.... Ooni should regard tradition and stop creating confusion

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