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PoliticsRe: David Ogewu Inspects Projects In Oju To Mark This Year Easter by killuminati(m): 3:27pm On Apr 14, 2025
shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by killuminati(m): 3:19pm On Apr 14, 2025
Shoot dem down


I need a hammer, a hammer, a hammer, to hammer them down huh
CrimeRe: NDLEA Laments High Intake Of Cannabis And Loud In Oyo State by killuminati(m): 3:16pm On Apr 14, 2025
Wetin concern una huh
Foreign AffairsRe: Palestinian School kids Flee Israeli Military Raid In Occupied West Bank, photos by killuminati(m): 7:12pm On Apr 13, 2025
Free dem huh
TravelRe: £50 Reward For A Missing Chicken Poster In England by killuminati(m): 8:59pm On Apr 12, 2025
grin the Chicken has left home to roast cry
CelebritiesRe: I Want More Babies With My Ex-husband – Actress Wumi Toriola Shares by killuminati(m): 8:50pm On Apr 12, 2025
redcliff:
He is a good software developer. He has reprogrammed thst OS, nobody fit debug am
Nawaoa. This one carry am enter computer science cheesy
CelebritiesRe: I Want More Babies With My Ex-husband – Actress Wumi Toriola Shares by killuminati(m): 8:45pm On Apr 12, 2025
tunapawizzy:
Put it, dont put it, oya put the head, dont put everything.....confusion wan kill independent woman
How you tek know? You dey there? grin
CelebritiesRe: I Want More Babies With My Ex-husband – Actress Wumi Toriola Shares by killuminati(m): 8:44pm On Apr 12, 2025
MrPresident1:
She wants the cock not the crown. She's wild and untameable
grin Nawaoaoao
SportsRe: Christian Chukwu dies at 74 by killuminati(m): 3:00pm On Apr 12, 2025
Rest in power sir
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Leads APC NWC To Buhari’s Residence — Hours After Opposition Leaders’ Vi by killuminati(m): 2:53pm On Apr 12, 2025
grin

SOHO MAI RAN KARFE wink
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Tambuwal, El-Rufai, Others Visit Buhari (Photos) by killuminati(m): 1:21pm On Apr 11, 2025
NuclearWinter:
no be Jubril again ?
Say wahh? grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Tambuwal, El-Rufai, Others Visit Buhari (Photos) by killuminati(m): 1:15pm On Apr 11, 2025
angry
PoliticsRe: Umuahia-ikot Ekpene Highway: Onuigbo Debunks Claim Of Abandonment; Knocks Ubani by killuminati(m): 1:14pm On Apr 11, 2025
angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Never Wanted Tinubu To Be President - Buba Galadima by killuminati(m): 11:47am On Apr 11, 2025
mecuries:
Probably he didn't want anyone to match his incompetence
grin

But e be like dem don match am pass o cry
IslamRe: Islamic Cleric Ibrahim Jalo Jalingo Calls For Execution Of Those Who Leave Islam by killuminati(m): 11:40am On Apr 11, 2025
OlawaleBammie:
grin grin

Na him make me dey laf those who leaving other religion to join them claiming they find peace

It's like leaving kegite to join a¥ee....lol, oju e a bo grin
Dem suppose hold am. Na terrorist mindset be that. E be like say dem get another type Quran wey dem dey read huh
PoliticsRe: Anambra Guber: LP Holds Factional Primary Election, Votes Umejiego As Candidate by killuminati(m): 12:43am On Apr 11, 2025
Confusion me say..

Jah fi take control so innocent yutes and likkle pickeny a no go get killed and murdered. Insecurity pon di land an di government cyaan control.

Anarchy is pon we. Heavenly Father, we sitting pon a time bomb u know..

No joyment angry
TravelRe: I Want To Relocate To Lagos by killuminati(m): 3:27pm On Apr 10, 2025
Goodadvice01:
Good morning people. I noticed that majority of users on this site live in Lagos.

Most of my childhood friends have traveled to Lagos.

That aside, I want to relocate to Lagos. I have an uncle that used to stay in orile (2018).

I can camp in his house for the main time.

If I come to Lagos, can I get a job that can pay me like 100k and above every month. I have my waec and neco. I just turned 25.

I feel if I change environment, things will begin to go well for me.. and I heard there are lots of jobs in Lagos.

Here in the east, no work or company. Only Keke bus business that's thriving

Please can I make it in Lagos? I need suggestions. This is a life changing decision please
Though I dey Abuja, i can assist you to get a job in Lagos. Do you have any working experience?
PoliticsRe: Itsekiri Natives Shut Down 28,000 Barrels Per Day Oil Facility In Warri by killuminati(m): 12:07pm On Apr 09, 2025
angry
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Ayefele's Mansion In Ibadan, Oyo State (Video) by killuminati(m): 12:03pm On Apr 09, 2025
Mansion ke cry
Music/RadioRe: 'Toto Mechanic': 2face Idibia's Latest Performance Raises Brows (Video) by killuminati(m): 11:46am On Apr 09, 2025
grin

FULL LYRICS:

Pussy mechanic, I'm pussy mechanic
Pussy mechanic, I'm a pussy mechanic
Wen pussy bruk, an a me fix it
Tek out me cock and inject it (2x)

VERSE ONE
Me addi pumpum killer
Beat up yuh pussy make the pum pum swell ah
Open up yuh foot gyal like umbrella
KY jelly then hood under cella
Backshot bruk back boom boom shella
Fu ck inna di room get hot like hell yah
Buss inna yuh mouth like gum from Della, ah

Pussy mechanic, I'm pussy mechanic
Pussy mechanic, I'm a pussy mechanic
Wen pussy bruk, an a me fix it
Tek out me cock and inject it (2x)

VERSE 2
Me a di mechanic, gyal dem live me tool kit
Just like a tool gyal wine on it
Climb pon me body gyal a wine on it
A nuh nothing gyal if yuh nyam on it
Make me take off yuh expensive panties
Victoria tell nobody
Me come fi work pon yuh punnany
tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Real Madrid: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 8th April 2025 by killuminati(m): 9:40pm On Apr 08, 2025
Wetin be dis one like dis huh
Science/TechnologyRe: American Biotech Company Brought Dire Wolf Back From Extinction by killuminati(m): 9:38pm On Apr 08, 2025
justi40:
Arsenal real Madrid
Omo angry
TV/MoviesRe: If Your Life Were A Movie, What Genre Would It Be; Comedy, Romance Or Horror? by killuminati(m): 6:42pm On Apr 08, 2025
Crime. I stay committed 💯
PoliticsRe: 5 PDP Governors Ready To Join APC, Unsure Of Success Of Coalition - Saraki by killuminati(m): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2025
Thieves ole carry am go huh
SportsRe: Atalanta Suffer Home Loss After Ademola Lookman Replaced By Mistake by killuminati(m): 1:33pm On Apr 08, 2025
Away to win cashed out cool
PoliticsRe: Ndume Knocks Tinubu Over Lopsided Federal Appointments by killuminati(m): 12:17pm On Apr 08, 2025
Ordinary man no even see any appointment. Na to dey blaze di ganja be dat huh
TravelRe: Everything Is Not About Money– Nurse Judith On Leaving US For Nigeria by killuminati(m): 12:52am On Apr 08, 2025
franchasng:
There is no husband in Nigeria, Tinubu's destroyed economy has rendered many young men financially useless, so dear Miss Okoli, I hope you are ready to be the breadwinner of your marriage? No sensible, ambitious man will even take you serious after hearing about your irrational decision borne out of laziness, foolishness and stupidity.


That husband that made you leave United States of America where Nursing professionals are highly rewarded to come back to labor foolishly in Nigeria without first setting up a thriving business or investment to fall back on should things go south, you may not find one because most of them are struggling to survive Tinubu's harsh economy.


Time will teach you a hard lesson.

That small dollar you saved that is making you feel like you can survive Tinubu's damaged economy will soon finish, na today? You go soon start Lekki/VI hookup for survival, time will tell.


I suspect she is a lazy girl looking for an easy way out of life, a waste to her family and community that she ought to have helped working in the US as a Nurse angry
You be fool. You dey miserable cry
FamilyRe: Woman Ends Marriage After $11k Nose Surgery by killuminati(m): 6:55pm On Apr 06, 2025
66ungs:
Agba👏👏👏
i guess you know the drills cool
FamilyRe: This Is For Abuja People by killuminati(m): 6:46pm On Apr 06, 2025
NwaOkehi:
I only have experience as a waiter
Oh ok. Omo you go waka tire, but make you no retire. 💪🏾

Start from Wuse 2, home to restaurants and hotels. Enter Blantyre street. You will find Valencia Hotel, Barcelona Hotel and plenty others.

Have enough CVs to submit.

Good luck man 🤞🏾

NB: You can also enter Truck Central area at Nal Blvd, wuse if you can work in the kitchen. You maybe lucky to snatch a job.
PoliticsRe: Nationwide Protest: NPF Cautions Against Ill-timed Protest Across The Country by killuminati(m): 6:08pm On Apr 06, 2025
God of Jesus!

Saving for rainy days 🌧
FamilyRe: This Is For Abuja People by killuminati(m): 6:06pm On Apr 06, 2025
NwaOkehi:
People of Abuja! I will be going out to search for a job tomorrow. Please what are those places you think I should visit? I am mostly interested in the hospitality sector or maybe a a sales rep in any business
Ok. What's your prveious job? Are you experienced in any of the department in the industry?

Are you a chef, mixologist or a waiter/waitress?

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