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Crime › Re: Drama As Suspected Thief Throws Teargas Back At Police From Inside Gutter(Photos by killuminati(m): 6:44pm On Oct 27
grin grin grin grin

Back to sender

Fire in a hole grin
Crime › Re: Two Indian Men Caught Selling Faulty Phone To Customer In Lagos by killuminati(m): 5:47pm On Oct 22
Na lie

Na.content

I dey there huh
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Congratulates Senator Rabiu Kwankwaso At 70 by killuminati(m): 6:25pm On Oct 21
Haba dodo 🦤

Ebola on the track 👣
Islam › Re: Muslim Man Dies While Praying As Worshippers Continue Their Prayers (VIDEO) by killuminati(m): 6:12pm On Oct 20
Mccullum:
It's abnormal act in Islam by ignoring a dying person during prayer..

Those on the same line with him lack basic knowledge of Islamic religion on how to safe life during prayer.

They supposed to halt the prayer and give necessary assistance to safe his life, after that they will now re-observe their prayers.

From God we come and to him we shall return.
💯

They're wrong for ignoring the man.

The right thing to do is Salama, assist the man, then later do the prayer.

They just let all these Christian bigots be taking trash 🗑
Crime › Re: 85-year-old Grandmother Arrested With Cannabis In Edo (photo) by killuminati(m): 1:13pm On Oct 20
Stephen0mozzy:
In those bags lies lives that'll be ruined, families that'll become dysfunctional, innocent people who will be maimed, crimes that will kill peace in the society at large.

We both know the "Old Crime crow" is just a front for the real owner of the business. When will our intelligence community use these low hanging fruits to actually catch, prosecute and jail the actual trees (masterminds and major distributors) of these illegal substance?

Meanwhile, the old woman should be placed on house arrest, and all assets from the business sold off.
shutttt uppppps! Those are natural herbs 🌿
Politics › Re: Otedola Has Dinner With Tinubu In France by killuminati(m): 7:02pm On Sep 29
emkz:
President Tinubu,

I have noticed a pattern.

You control the political temperature. Atiku cannot move forward without observing you. But there is one thing they are missing. They have not started campaigning. Let campaigns start simultaneously without you. Abdulaziz Yari is on to a great start. Let APC governors campaign for you too. Tompolo is already active. The opposition is waiting for the big masquerade. Starve them. If you are not in the country, they start asking where is Tinubu,Tinubu is receiving treatment, Tinubu did not go to UNGA, Tinubu did not meet Trump, Tinubu gave contracts, NELFUND does not pay school fees. Dino even said giving students stipends is fraudulent. Let him go and say it to the students in Sokoto.

Book another trip out of Nigeria for 35 days. The opposition will lose steam if you are temporarily out of circulation.
We have hear you. We will inform the President as soon as possible.

And we will put necessary measures to address the situation.

Thank you for your observation.

We will contact you soon cool
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures Coordinated Robbery Outside Lagos Lounge As Gunmen Flee In Benz by killuminati(m): 8:18pm On Sep 27
callmeDDD:
One has been arrested and brought back to the lounge. How face was showed on the screen for everyone to see grin
really?
Be like nah him pull running wearing white
Islam › Re: Allah Can Still Forgive Your Sins by killuminati(m): 9:23am On Sep 25
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah

Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah

Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah
Astagfir' Allah

🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾
Nairaland General › Re: I Haven’t Seen A Tomboy Above 45 Years Old by killuminati(m): 12:13pm On Sep 16
ihustler:
What of Charly Boy... Lol

He's a tomMan at 80 years...

FYI, I know what a tomboy is... Before someone comes and begins to explain who a tomboy is...
That one no be Tom, na Jerry man grin
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Colos From UK, Finds Drugs Hidden In Speakers In Lagos by killuminati(m): 9:18am On Sep 14
SonOfWords:
The guyman dey even smile😅.

He knows he's not going to do jail, though the settlement will be heavy.

Na this colos and meth go make boys crase finish for streets. Funny part is, despite how violent the substances are in the brain, na cold water be their instant remedy.

Thank god street boys never really sabi bath salts.
That thing na Evil Spirit. If you take Colos, your brain go divide into like seven.

You go dey reason 7 different matters at the same time. Sometimes you fit even see wetin no dey exit. You fit just see lion 🦁 or trailer dey come.

Them dey use these things destroy African Youth. We need to wake up oooo cry
Politics › Re: Lagos Crackdown: Vulnerable Children Arrested, Hauled Into ‘Black Maria’ by killuminati(m): 8:56am On Sep 14
ogelekpomgam:
Developed countries,vulnerable young people are supported and given benefits.
Like UK,just harm an autistic person,you risk a life jail term.
For Naija de Jungle,na to arrest beggars facing hardship caused by the so called leaders a.k.a thieves in disguise.
Tufiakwa! sad angry angry
Omo, as as I open the thread na wetin just dey play for my mind.

Weda na lock dem wan go lock dem? Abi na to go drop dem for another state, location, abi wetin.

People for government no dey do well. Government for get many different programmes to assist these people.

After all, they're all victim of this same failed system entity huh
Health › Re: How True Is The Cure Of Glaucoma Using Bitter Kola by killuminati(m): 2:24pm On Sep 10
I don't know, but Marijuana confirmed.

Legalise it
Travel › Re: The Part of Accra, Ghana the Media Don’t Show You! (Impressive) (video) by killuminati(m): 8:00pm On Sep 03
Greenbirth:
What are we saying here, Ghana is like semi cities in Nigeria, the only developed place is Accra, which is the capital city. If you go Ghana, Accra Is over crowded. Street trading every where, shantis, places like ashama, kasoa, etc na ghetto. To be sincere Nigeria is a better place to live if not for insecurity, and power outage.

In Ghana ladies understand easily, compare to Nigeria ladies that have monitized every part of there body, in Ghana big nyashi na free, in Nigeria big nyashi na money.

In Ghana na pay as you go, even to cook food na weac, you can eat outside for the whole year because what is used for cooking is expensive. You can live in Ghana up to one year without a house, the house rent no be here oo.normal street shops in Ghana is up to 4million naira, market shops ohooo, millions, people sleep outside and take bath in public bathroom which is every where, especially Lapaz.
really? 4 million?

Seriously!?

No wonder all people wey I know wey go dey ja come back 😒
Food › Re: 'Army Fish': Eat Or Pass? by killuminati(m): 6:33pm On Aug 27
I go sidung inside Barracks parade ground chop am wela grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Come To Jesus Today. He Is The Sweetest Friend by killuminati(m): 10:40am On Aug 23
Hussein035:
1. Who is God between Jesus and his father?

2. Who gave Jesus authority and is that person not powerful than Jesus?

3. If your God is 3 in 1 like Nescafe. How many God died on the cross and how many God did not die

4. God has about 5 sons in the Bible, why are other sons not called God like Jesus even after their miracles just like Jesus?

Pls respond appropriately and don't tell me I need holy spirit to believe stupidly
My brother, how you dey?


Na wetin bring nescafe inside this discussion? 🤔

😆
Celebrities › Re: Rosemary Adams: Miss Independence 1960 Is 85 Years Today (Then & Now Photos) by killuminati(m): 5:21pm On Aug 09
Jiya ba yau ba

Yesterday no be today
Travel › Re: As A Driver What Would You Do In This Situation? by killuminati(m): 4:36pm On Aug 03
Increase speed, jam anybody wey appear for road. Life goes on.
Business › Re: Which Of These Levels Of Financial Freedom Do You Belong As A Nigerian? (Photo) by killuminati(m): 10:00am On Jul 24
Omo, nawao!

Chai! Sapa na Shege.

E no easy, but God dey.

Last last, we go dey okay, continue to dey thank God.

Pray to live comfortable, get rich and filthy wealthy.
Business › Re: Which Of These Levels Of Financial Freedom Do You Belong As A Nigerian? (Photo) by killuminati(m): 9:55am On Jul 24
Wealthy


It depends on what you define as wealth
Sports › Re: Mbappe Becomes The Highest Goal Scorer In World Cup History by killuminati(m): 10:25am On Jul 19
No
brain54:
:::


The same way the Spanish players know Messi better is the same way Messi knows them. He spent most of his best career years playing with them


And guess what... As much as they knew him they were never able to contain him.


It's going to be a close game with a tight score line but I'm hoping Argentina wins and Messi wins the golden boot. That guy deserves it for what he did for football.


:::
phuuuck Messi undecided
Health › Re: Dermatophagia: How Can I Stop Bitting My Finger And Flesh (dermatophagia) by killuminati(m): 6:09pm On Jul 08
My brother, enjoy your meal dey go grin
Travel › Re: Russian Strategic Bomber Plane Crashes In Siberia On Training Exercise by killuminati(m): 1:47am On Jun 16
Gbadugbakun:
Ah so the scores is 4-1 like this.

Omo Russia is leading
You no well ooo

Na 2026 World Cup? cry
Foreign Affairs › Re: 7.8-magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern Philippines, 55 Dead, Several Missing by killuminati(m): 6:59pm On Jun 13
Heeeh, wataguan?


Kilonsele cry
Health › Re: Please Help! Which Kind Of Infection Or Rashes Is This? by killuminati(m): 6:47pm On Jun 13
Is this a man's yansh or woman's? cry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Says He Warned Netanyahu He Could Face Iran Alone by killuminati(m): 6:37am On Jun 09
SadiqBabaSani:
Trump is playing mind games. Terrorist sympathizers think Isràel is scared to face Iran alone.

Israel is one of the most wicked warfare countries on earth
grin grin grin


No more content grin
Celebrities › Re: Talay Riley: British Nigerian Singer Murdered In London by killuminati(m): 8:04pm On Jun 08
7
dfrost:
Guns and US... Knives and UK.

🥶😤🤧😔
Bombs and NG
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls For Israel, Iran To 'immediately Stop Shooting' At Each Other by killuminati(m): 2:41pm On Jun 08
Tenses:
I no won hear genocide
It's has been going on in Gaza, killing civilians, women and children.

But Shitzrael ain't got sheet on Iran
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls For Israel, Iran To 'immediately Stop Shooting' At Each Other by killuminati(m): 2:24pm On Jun 08
Tenses:
Trump should get the fxxxck out and allow Isreal do the Lord's work.
Devil's work you mean grin


Israel will learn by fire by fore

Tarmihim bi hijarati min Sijjil 🔥 🐦
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls For Israel, Iran To 'immediately Stop Shooting' At Each Other by killuminati(m): 2:22pm On Jun 08
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cl0r0x:
Iran will soon switch off their internet cheesy
Not enough content! Abeg I no get any content, I just come here to laugh grin


I no be content creator grin
Crime › Re: 8 Killed, Over 10 Injured In Fresh Plateau, Foron District Village Invasion by killuminati(m): 1:53pm On Jun 01
Politicians sponsoring killings and kidnapping to discredit other Politicians


Nawaooo cry

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