E get one short dude, almost a dwarf, and that small man that's always.

Weh Jonathan own pls

PUSSYHOE:
You mean she brings pussy to the table for procreation??

Everything about this gender na TOTO

yeah, same Ol pussy, same TOTO weh man pass come thru

There's this I love so freaking much and contemplating on getting whatever she wants

But I know she's worth it

See your head like Batman's mask!!!

You quench the life of two beautiful creatures, God will judge you and your bloodclaat Robin

Rollsnjaguar:

If Tinubu become President, he will tell Nigerians to tweet on Facebook.

Imagine same Tinubu said our sim cards were blocked by NIPP(National Integrated Power Project)

@Seun pls how one tweets on Nairaland

Dyke15:
I dey reason something
Abeg on what grounds will dis guys campaign with?
Is it we will or we have and will like to continue on wat we did or where we stopped?
Coz saying we ve ND no visible tin to show for it na beta red light
Even Tinubu at his rally d other day wz saying he will fix d issue of electricity coz d previous administration failed to yield to his advice forgetting his party is in power and not in opposition.
Now I cum dey ask am say him get beta idea wey get help fix dis light palava for long and him no give am Buhari?
Seriously Buhari really made it hard for anybody dat will fly d devilish parties ticket
We await dem at d pools Sha :-

Una wan go for swimming competition?

Beenie Man_Shake that booty that Jesus gave you

SilentQueen:
It is well

Nice azz

matrix199:
If the fan was a lady, I wonder if she would be thrown off the stage

Nawao! Wetin man do man?

Oh he is alive!

Godfullsam:



I hope you are very old, incompetent, corrupt and clueless.

These are some of the requirements o.

We need old hands to handle this Nation. I think we IBB or OBJ, those guys are marvelous leaders.

This is normal pepper tomato sauce

Incomplete

maticar:

the god that answereth by header(sic)
he will be your god

Unconditional love


Happy birthday god!!

SweetCunt97:
Na WA oo. That ur status no make sense at all.

Why nah? Are you one of them??

SweetCunt97:
Me. I did. Nothing there.

Holy kunt!


Is that your azz on display?

Obalatule:
Who PdP help?

Left for me all igbos should dump that stupid directionless party

Atleats we know the direction ApC is taking us Destruction

Coloest comment of the day. You got the award.

Send FTC to 419 to claim your prize

IPOB says Buhari is dead.

DenreleDave:
The only football and soccer player we have..



The others are rubbish especially that one dt is like pole called Ronaldo




Characteristics of Messi Fans
1. Loyal 2. Humble, 3. Respectful. 4. Avoid violence. 5. Accept defeat and make corrections 6. Celebrate with people. 7. Considerate

Characteristics of Ronaldo fans
1. Deceitful. 2. Rude. 3. Pride. 4. Evil minded . 5. Betrayals. 6. Too much love of money. 7. Lavishiousness 8. Inconsiderate 9. Don't care abt others 10. Violence is their watchword

I really know you bro, but......




































You must be one big giant fool No offiense

DEHVEHLOP:
Messi Lionel is a millionaire in dollars





Lionel Messi is a billionaire in Naira (you can see that he's richer than all Igbos DEVELOPERS home or abroad, just like Kwara state is bigger than the the whole Biafraland!)




Lionel Anifowose Messi is the only centillionaire in the whole Franco fone nations in West Africa.





I don't even know what to write about Nnamdi Kanu and Evans....





Anyway, we still have some things good about the ipobians, their soups are second to none in Nigeria

Trouble you seek for my little friend

pak:


Setup a committee to look into the constant cause of inferno at a wood market during harmattan ??

Can you imagine that..

Macsjebs:
utter demolition

My Man have you seen my signature today?

Overwise dey worry this girl.. Nicey

kingsolomonjnr01:
Tired of this country...
Lemme start trekking to Ethiopia

e go make sense.



Your own matter go worst pass dat mugu weh trek to Abuja for Buhari.

WrittyWritter:
Wike oo..Umahi all of dem are d same..bunch of greedy people dat don't care wat dey do or who dey hurt as long as dey get d power dey want...I just hope igbos will not fall into their trap..last last na VP dey go give dem...dey will just use dem to get votes d same way dey used Osinbajo to get vote in d West..and some fools still think Osinbajo is d next president...I laugh in my language

We should just accept d fact dat is only am Hausa man dat will rule us..one for peace and two because unlike in d north..we d southerners are not united and loyal to each other

the North is going 8 years now.

TheCork:





QUESTION:

..but why are millionaires daughters from NIgeria all ways very ugly??..... we dont have ugly women like this hear in london(no ofeinse)

Calabar boy you still dey form Rondon pinkin

Day never break abi?

How far your rong time rough Rita Dummynick

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Wahalar for people way nor get money
This life nor balance at all....
Day and night i nor dey sleep because of huzzle still nothing

Na im one small girl don dey sit down untop of Lamborghini

Lets hope so Ogbeni...anything make me sit down for that chair today na till day break

Kolomental

God go bless your hustle nevertheless...

fuckingAyaya:
which country?

abeg help me ask am again

You weh be number 10 weh for dribble dem like Ronaldinho or Jay Jay..

Na you come turn regular and loyal customer??

My niggar, thank jah fi yuh life breda


Next time make sure say you watch yuh back or fi move outta dat rasclaaaat ghetto.

Peace yooot

Buhari why nahhhhhhhhhh!!!