HELO GUYS, CONGRATE TO DOSE DAT JST GAIN ADMISSION INTO EBSU, AM ALSO ONE OF D LUCKY 1 DAT GAIN ADMISSION INTO D FACULTY OF SOCIAL SCIENCE TO STUDY POLITICAL SCIENCE. PLS GUYS I WANT U FELLOW ADMITTED PEEPS DAT HAV KNOWLEGDE OF WAT IS REQUIRED 4 CLEARANCE 2 HELP ME POST IT HERE ON DIS CHAT PAGE. ONCE AGAIN CONGRATE 2 D NEWLY ADMITTED LYK ME

HBD Dear nd LLNP. Make d bst of d day nd dont hav ani reason 2 b sad cos 2day is ur day. Kip ma own part of d cake, i wil colect it during clearance#doc mis

helo faith, oghos, rainmaker nd d 3ghosts. Gues we ar d onli 1s here

so dis thread stil exist, tot it wasnt. Gudaftanun guys *dats if der is ani bodi here*

Emzybrown: 727 GUEST ABEG TELL THIS PEEPS VIEWING OUR COMMENTARIES TO REGISTER ON NAIRALAND........MEANWHILE WHAT A SOOTING FIRST HALF........MAKE I GO DRINK CHILLED CHIVITA

jedijedi na him go kill u cos na der ah dy worknd we dy put mani suger
4 d product

Mehlena: detivo wadup? I just sent dat stuf to ya numba. I hope am free nw o..lol

u cant b free since we 3 ar offerin dsame course

Detivo: guy sabi na ur 2go id b aligbe01... Odizeey na ma person bt sumtin i jst dy ask ma sef weda na dis im go be 4 real. Odizeey is warded d most annoyin dude on dis thread... Mehlena hav sumtin she wants 2 giv ur dat is nidd

yea dats it

thelma ivy: gud morning house...#winks#

moni dear, hw was ur nite

Detivo: Nw i belif say na fame ASUU dy find... Hw can u ask a primary skul boi 2 go 2 skul nd wat he says is dat 'skul sef dun taya m, i pray make ASUU strike reach primary skul so na m nd ma elda broda go dy stay house, cos na onli im dy enjoy house'... odizeey take note, its nt funi... I knw say na u go 1st giv annoyin quote.... Kiluto hw far, am nt sein u on 2go ani more. Log in by midnite. Deir is sumtin u nid 2 knw... House i greet una *yawn*

odizeey stop talkin 2 ma oga ani hw. Detivo no mind am bt abt 2go me no get time bt because of u i go login bt y midnite say na factory work u dy do.. In ur words. dont take it personal. Say b na philosophy dem giv u nd mehlena. We al nid 2 talk

......DOES IT REALY MATA......... Fortunately 4 sum of us we've been admitted into 1 of d gr8 university in d country nd wit d present strugle on ground it wld b 1 of d bst in d world. Am here 2 speak abt sum boiling tot i hav. B4 riting dis wic i hav ritten i was 4 tinking of weda 2 impress d readers or 2 mk a point knwn bt does it rili mata hu ar impress or nt. Most of us has been given course we nva drim of 2 studi bt here i am 2dae 2 tell u guys dat wat we were given isnt d motor dat wld drive us 2 awa destiny bt its jst lyk a simple platform 4 us 2 knw nd experience d cruel nature of dis world nd 2 decide wic path 2 take. I wont lyk 2 b misquote bt sum pple do belif dat a man past doesnt mata bt d future bt i dont agree wit dem cos d path dat lies behind a man is wat mk dat man wat hi is 2dae wit mkin d rite choice i dont tink it wld b posible 4 us 2 b here 2dae. Sum of us ar 2 proud 2 b aliv bt i am here 2dae 2 tel u guys dat wat diferentiate a dead man 4rm d livin is jst CHOICE. D word choice nid 2 b takin wit gr8 care because dats wat mks gr8 men n women of dis generation. Uve been admitted is nt because u did more of wats required, u been giv d course u aplied doesnt mean u wld b gr8ter dan sum1 dy gave a diferent course bt wat wld determine wld b d choice u tak witout parential advice. Sum of us ar goin into dis gr8 institute wit gr8 nd unbelivable expectation nd ambition bt wat wld chang al dis wld b d choice we tk wen we ar in bt does it rili mata? Lyf nd its ideology hav got sum of us in d rong path bt we ar nt 2 blame cos der ar stil thousand of opinion waitin us 2 tak d rite choice. So guys pls dont b deceived nd try 2 mk d rite choice 4rm 2dae. May awa expectation nva b cut short in jesus name.....

chai! Wat apen. Jazino wer ar u, Pls cum nd change d name of dis thread 2 "THE MOST DERAIL NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS EVER"...criously guys una dey try oo. I swear uniben is yet 2 notice d kind of students admitted. I dey greet una o. ASUU nd FG una try. Detivo no make am pain u 2much. Dats wat u get 4rm a country dat got independence wen its nt yet mature 2 even handle a local govt. 'Nigeria go beta' na poor man sentence. Help ursef nd 4get dis country becos wen 1 dies na onli him go face judgement. Me don talk ma own.

Psycho Pea: Dis is wat admisn causes, asking spoil cos of joy, congrats my guy

tanx guy. I nva knw weda i go fit slip

tis nt al abt d admisn alone bt aftamath. Dose of u dat jst got admitd nd dose dat hav alreadi been admitd nd dose dat ar 2 b admitd in advance pls go down on ur kneels nw nd lets pray 4 d clearance nd 4 our beta lyf in uniben witout tinkin of joinin a cut gang. Join m nw nd lets hook in d spirit rem

na God knw hw we go take meet dat day 4 uniben. We 2 much 4 Nl n dis thread is d federal capital asin d most civilsd. Chai na nw ma decemba go complete. Tank God 2 ma ril niggas baba make u biga a

guys wat abt if yabatech nw decide 2 giv m n detivo admisn, wich wuld u advice m 2 go 4...4 m na ben...wat of u

Fairfax: its a secret

tel m so i wuld rely on dem. I hope detivo is nt among. Dat guy sef(dont take dis personal)

Fairfax: @Kiluto,congratulations.tnx to evryone here for ur encouragement esp two persons

hu nd hu i hope u dont mind

evry dude apart 4rm detivo shuld pls hala m if u were given philosophy or filosofi. Make una help m tank God

Riley_Freeman:

you no thank God finish first before you reason babe?



none of these girls would fancy you...I'd see to that!


@Metaphil... Please check your Fb inbox.

guy tank u 4 remindin m. God may ur name continue 2 b praise. Guy tanks 4 d corage b4

chai!! Si celebratin. I hop i hav nt misd ani ting. So wat hav u guys been popin, say na garri or hennesy. Kiluto is hereby signin in wit no applicatin letter, cos i left wit a resignatin letter dat wasnt aceptd by d board (metaphycist, jazino, donvitalis, nonsico n d rest board of trusties memba). God u hav done it again bt nw u made me shout last n loud. Al dis gurls dat cald detivo cant u jst do dsame by calin m(as he says 'dont take dis personal). Detivo i am lukin 4ward 2 meet u in person(ali) n d rest of d gurls (karen, tinaoyen, fairfax, becketh, affrey, mehlena, mhiz bernie n d rest prity ladis). I remain ur humble frnd kiLUto. Detivo tanx once more 4 d luvly comment u giv 2 fairfax wen she was discorage. Dat ur post put m up n standin. I rili appreciate.

......ITS TIME TO DROP MY RESIGNATION LETTER....... Dis family is a place 2 b no mata d ups nd down involv 4rm pple lyk kolade, odizee, micheal sokoto n d rest ov dem. I nva regret viewin a page bt rada try 2 learn 4rm pples mistakes n gud doings lyk dat ov greatmind, riley, asakel, mickey, adex n d rest ov dem. N d most ov it al is dat faith can nva b preachd beta dan faith hersef. Quitin dis thread nt becos i hav lost hop bt becos i can see dat dis thread is nt 4 d yet 2 b admitd bt 4 dose dat ar alreadi admitd. Metaphycist xperience is wat evry aspirant wish 4 him/hersef no mata d stress involv. Uniben wil stop xistin wen pple lyk sylvalord stop deir unendin desire 2 b d best. Can nva stop wishin 2 hav leg lyk benusi. Al dis ar wat dis thread hav, d suspence ov knwin a ladi 2 b a guy lyk olishe.com. D confusion cusd by 1 gal lyk mehlena, karen n d rest. Watchin guys talk lyk ntin matas, d mr personali imsef 'detivo'. Men wit unendin emotions lyk romanticboy. Guys lashin guys wit insult n later ntin counts. Explicit, sir-tunechi ar jst tryin 2 mk al post count. N jazino remind me ov d formal name ov dis thread. Al dis ar wat i hav cum 2 realise in dis thread, N al d lovly unmentiond names. Sori 2 say bt i hav 2 let go lyk odas. N u guys shud try knw each oda durin clearance no mata d hate. Awarded thread ov d year. Uniben admitd student thread.....kiluto aka Depo_kiluto is hereby resignin 4rm Nairaland as a NairaLander wit no jet. God b praisd 4 d few tyms spent here. Out

Faith93: Good evenin to y'all ......jst wana say sumtn here to the yet to be admitted student....I feel the best tin u shd do is to trust in God nd av faith in him...the bible says ''lean nt on ur own understanding''.....God has done things in my life...which I can't even start explaining. Since deres still a list to come u jst av to be patient...I remember last two yrs..wen I was still a jambite.- was so desperate that I felt God does nt love me bt dis year wich was the last evrytn worked out fine.I took evrytn camly..frm the jamb to the postjamb nd down to dis admission list..cos I felt I needed to be patient nd also trust in God..I dint allow wat pple say scare me nd dats jst it..I prayed nd did d ryt tin....u knw doing the ryt thing also mataz..like being humble obedient not involving in malpractises..wich was the promise I made to God dis year...nd I passed exceedingly...try nd be calm nd always be thankful to God cos u're alive..it a huge cause to be thankful..sum1 toked abt a gal who jst died..nw it all ends dere like its ova..d admssion she gt becums useless..may her soul rest in peace..,,bt wen u're alive..u can do a thousand things..wen u're alive deres hope...now gt dis ryt,faith sees the invisible..believes the incredible...perceives the impossible....faith is the ultimate positive attiitude...please my loved ones dwell in faith...trust in God..be happy, nd always smile...and above all be thankful dat u are alive...God is nt a man that he shd lie neither is he a man that he shd confess...God bless u all as u wait in faith!

ur post jst calm me down, even if i dont get admitd, he(God) stil deserve 2 b praisd. Its nt d end ov lyf. Guys dat ar nt yet admitd lets tank God 4 d lyf we ar livin. He bless dose hu knws hw 2 appreciat 4 d litle he has done. May God b praisd

y is dis thread slow. Abi una nva wake up finsh. Riley is yet to wake.

Romanticboy1: no o,itz nat cuz we r tryin 2 raise money4 ASUU 2 resume der dutiez.abi,u nr lyk am?

guy let im b. Or did de collect moni 4rm u b4 u join. As va am concern if ASUU lyk mk dem strike til end tym. Evry man wil hav his reward afta death. Btw gud mrning

dharmora: its juz da site dude no qualmz.........

it beta jst b site becos if it exceed dat, hmm. wetin go hapen dem no go fit talk.......empti threat

finali una don slip. 2moro i go continue my view. Gud mrning guys

dharmora: doesnt make any sense i qot 59 as agg nd was qiven admission......juz printed my admission letter recently

bt i dont unstand y his own is nt showin. Jamb got sum xplainin 2 do.

ditrix: i c mhelena for ma afternoon nap she gt for hotns,naim i leave am for kulito

guy i jst want 2 de view. Abeg let me b. N mehlena i greet

odizeey: na u sabi bt if u see person 4 ur matrimonial bed wit ur wife,no call my name o

guy if u try it. Den i wil hav 2 deprive u ov dat ting dat mk u jumb in wit women. Don't tk dis.................u knw

Romanticboy1: kip dreaming,nah hot water she go use wake u up

odizeey: wen she no wan go village

laff no gree me laff. U guys shuld jst let dat gal b cos i hav alreadi bought engagement ring dat i wil giv her wen clearance start. u can ask her we'v gone far Dont tk dis personal *detivo's voice*

dharmora: dude da site zz perfectly in qud condition...........66 as screeenin score??

guy i sed he got 66agg n i hav check b4, he was admitd into acount bt nw its showin sori no admitn given yet

guys pls ansa me b4 i ask micheal kaduna 2 tk bomb 2 jamb office in abuja 2 bomb dibu n Co. I once helpd a frnd hu scored 66 2 check n he was given acountin in uniben bt nw i tried checkin n wat am sein is sorry bla bla bla.....u knw d rest. Y is it so. I hop jamb is nt tryin 2 do wat am tinkin becos if so de wil regret eva conductin 2013/2014 jamb. Dis is a threat 4rm hell.....jst viewin