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awwh..that's a DAD

chai.. who's that architect that drew the plan of that building?

lol.. don't blame the poor man joor


me still thinking how I'm gon tell my dad that the second semester has ended and its time again for school and hostel fee..lol

me I'm OBIAKPOR ;Dme I'm OBIAKPOR



my heart doesn't get broken

charly boys story always generating heat


the guy is just simply CRAZY

you ain't gonna be talking to your partner 247 so you definitely gonna get bored...can't quit





not addicted to it anyway

try it when I'm with my mom..you'd answer questionsssssssssssst that day

lol..what's with the advert?

there's no big deal..is the guy you getting married to a virgin? the mistake has been made. you can't undo it..just tell him the truth #shikena

that's the same way obasanjo wanted to test his son's wife virginity shey??

funlord:



Ayaaah! I can feel the tears dropping on your screen! I can also sense your bitterness through the nl matrix! This is world class embarrassment abi? I'm sure you wish my rifle could just magically appear along with me in front of you so that you could squeeze the trigger right? Sorry oh, its too late! You are now trapped in my "rubics cube of damnation"!

Have you heard about game theory? Or the 36 chambers? Or how the "killa bees swarm"? No? I guessed as much! Your I.Q is the size of a grain of sand so eternal daftness is your portion, resting at the bottom of the lagos lagoon is your eventual destiny and me decapitating you before proceeding to use your empty skull as an ash tray for my blunts is only par for the course!

You wanted beef but you forgot that you still have a mouth filled with "milk baboon teeth!" You can't chew my kind of prime ribbed beef yet, but you can slobber balls, suck _shit stained cocks that have just exited your anus, and guzzle more _sperm than the fuel tank of a hummer getting filled up with petrol! I was wondering, If I put my _dick in your mouth right now, will that shut you up? Hmmmmm? Ha ha ha ha ha...................

Chineke!! ke odi insults bu nka? bikono o zu go
you know when I read these insults in wondering how you guys compose them.. can't sit down and start composing insults.. been reading your insults and your opponent's own and I must say you guys really have time buh remember this is a social network and you really don't have to do this..o di kwa mma. ..I must confess I've been enjoying reading them, they funny buh not withstanding it's not necessary.. someone's gotta eat humble pie and make peace
the only reason I'm on nairaland is just to read stuffs and laugh over comments buh I couldn't hold commenting on this one.. it's okay inugo

funlord:



Ayaaah! I can feel the tears dropping on your screen! I can also sense your bitterness through the nl matrix! This is world class embarrassment abi? I'm sure you wish my rifle could just magically appear along with me in front of you so that you could squeeze the trigger right? Sorry oh, its too late! You are now trapped in my "rubics cube of damnation"!

Have you heard about game theory? Or the 36 chambers? Or how the "killa bees swarm"? No? I guessed as much! Your I.Q is the size of a grain of sand so eternal daftness is your portion, resting at the bottom of the lagos lagoon is your eventual destiny and me decapitating you before proceeding to use your empty skull as an ash tray for my blunts is only par for the course!

You wanted beef but you forgot that you still have a mouth filled with "milk baboon teeth!" You can't chew my kind of prime ribbed beef yet, but you can slobber balls, suck _shit stained cocks that have just exited your anus, and guzzle more _sperm than the fuel tank of a hummer getting filled up with petrol! I was wondering, If I put my _dick in your mouth right now, will that shut you up? Hmmmmm? Ha ha ha ha ha...................

Chineke!! ke odi insults bu nka? bikono o zu go
you know when I read these insults in wondering how you guys compose them.. can't sit down and start composing insults.. been reading your insults and your opponent's own and I must say you guys really have time buh remember this is a social network and you really don't have to do this..o di kwa mma. ..I must confess I've been enjoying reading them, they funny buh not withstanding it's not necessary.. someone's gotta eat humble pie and make peace
the only reason I'm on nairaland is just to read stuffs and laugh over comments buh I couldn't hold commenting on this one.. it's okay inugo?

if you really need to study just log out and not visit it anymore cuz even if you banned I think you can still visit it as a guest

Nawa ohhhhhhh

There's nothing you don't hear these days..
National association of Nigerian prostitutes again?


Issorai

The rate at which people die these days over promiscuous matters is alarming.. God help your children

okay so nairaland takes note of everything that a celebrity does


cool

okay so nairaland take note of everything that a celebrity does


cool

Looks photoshopped buh I hope she gets well soon and comes back for ........







judgement awaits her

been a guest here and felt like joining cuz I just wanted to know what it was really all about... I don't really know.. is nairaland just for posting news and stuff and commenting?

[quote author=Eberex post=36862529]FTC means FIrst To Comment. Its just a new slang lazy dudes who have nothing better to do than visiting new topics on nairaland, and they follow their instinct to identify which news would make front page. And when they do, they rush to comment. if their comment is the first, then its a "first to comment" scenario.
Gain? Na! Nothing is attached to it. Just a lousy way to keep the thread going
okay thanks

expertman:
First to comment ! Wow

Now to the topic how will you offer the driver some lessons?

Even if you tell them that you are getting down at ikeja would they stop for you not to talk of teaching him how to drive!

what's this FTC about?.. I'm new here

[color=#770077][/color] good evening all... please I'm new here just joined today.. was introduced to it.. what's this "FTC" about? what's the gain?