₦airaland Forum

chatinent:
Una don meet sotey una don dey resemble.

And his head size! Hmm. It's not easy in the labour room.

Congrats tho. I go come for rice only.

Misery always loves company…take advice from a damaged woman in and out at your own risk

Bendeco02:
But why would a sane person send 500k for a woman's birthday that is not his Wife?

Howmuch has he sent for his Mum's birthday

Emphasis on sane. The boy is obviously not sane 💁‍♂️

Meektunz:
The internet got buzzing in Jos today after a video of a pretty lady walking about naked in the Rayfield area of Jos today. She was about with her clothes in her hands. Alot of people are suspecting Yahoo boys but the truth is na only God know the actual root.

What kind of generation do we have today that instead of people especially females to rally round her and cover her but they rather prefer recording her. Arrrrh

Why should they cover her? She knows what she is doing so let her continue

ThugCheetah:
You people don’t understand, this bank doesn’t have customer care, when you message them you have to wait three hours before it’s your turn, so when this happened instead of them to at least tell me how I can know the branch name they basically said my time is up and they’re closing the live chat service, so I would have to wait another 5 hours. And before any slowpoke talks shit, I work at customer care and I would have either helped the customer figure out the branch name or given them a hint of how they could find it so y’all should stop talking trash please

You’re still arguing….this is union bank…one of the top banks in Nigeria that has physical locations that you can even walk into and complain and they have a customer care number which yeye lie are you lying? Oga your attitude is bad shut up and take correction instead of looking for who will validate your folly.

Maybe we should call nlfpmod to take this to fp and know how you really sound.

ThugCheetah:
How the hell am I supposed to know the branch name?? It’s not like it’s written on the face of the building or anything so what’s this rude foolishness?

You were wrong. Them asking the branch will help them to be able to contact them and know that a customer was present so that they can know what steps to take to assist you. Were you expecting us to applaud you for bad behavior?

Ashirioluwa:
Unemployment can make a man become a nuisance to society.

It can make a grown man start thinking and acting like a child or abnormal.

Honestly speaking…this is why people can do rubbish online all in the name of content creation

Olamilekxy:
Anyone that believes masturbating is good should continue cos e be like they're telling some people for this thread and they're still doing stubborn head. The only thing I'll say is time will tell.

Don’t mind the fools.

afadi2410:
So what you just wrote now make any iota of sense to you?

Of course I don’t expect people who have no understanding and a reprobate mind to agree with me that masturbation is bad and is a sin. Continue the dirty habit if you like.

DeepSight:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
What a child!

You claim to be an adult yet you lack shame and wisdom. When you marry, or if you’re already married, masturbate in front of your wife and see how she will look at you.

MrPresidon:
Quick question. Does semen release into a vaginaa also make a man weak? Just asking

If it’s in your wife no. But if it’s not your spouse then YES. Shey you are satisfied or still want to argue?

DeepSight:
It's a reasonable question. If you don't have the logic to build on what you started, which I thought was a good start, just say so.

Stop saying rubbish trying to be a smart arse….theres no point in answering when people will continue. So continue.

marlow1962:
Guy you no get talk, you're just confusing yourself from the beginning. I'm the one that's even ashamed of you for not understanding basic sentence. let them be, it's none of your business what people choose to do with their life.

You can’t understand because you lack understanding in the first place…this is 2025 I no Dey advise people who embrace foolishness with their both hands. Stick to your masturbation since it makes you happy

Tigernut101:
Answer nah

You guys are funny. If I answer you will you stop? If it makes you happy Biko continue

marlow1962:
What are you talking about? What bad habit?

Guy if you're among the modern clowns claiming woke, you need to denounce from that association. Let people be, what people choose to be or wants to be is non of your business. And besides you're yet to answer my question, don't quote me if you can't answer the question.

Since masturbation makes you feel happier as a man and you’re not even ashamed Oya continue now.

Bookhub:
What about men that have sex everyday are they not wasting sperm or life? Why is the society not condemning them too with the same intensity?

Oya continue.

Bookhub:
Why is the bias in condemnation of masturbation accrued to only males? Infact I think women masturbate more than men considering the fact that they even masturbate with technology,they have more masturbation machines than males,dildos,vibrators etc but men almost have none.
When men masturbate you will hear pastors, imams,native doctors all condemning it calling it abomination but I have never heard them anywhere condemning female masturbation,it seems women are seeing as saints in the society why the bias?

First of all you’re talking like a woman that asks “what about the men” when told that having a high body count is a turn off. For Both genders, masturbation is bad but males are focus on because by masturbating, you’re wasting your sperm which is also your strength if you don’t know. Your sperm that is potent enough to produce another life is what you just release your pleasure. It weakens you. If you like console yourself asking silly questions “what about females”

marlow1962:
Modern clowns claiming woke be like= hey masturbation is evil, it brings bad luck, it makes you sad, it destroys your soul bla bla bla.

Same modern clowns claiming woke still be like= go girl it's your body, girl you deserve better, self pleasure rules, get a vibrator, it makes me satisfied and other bullshits.

If you fellow the words of men/women, you're going doomed for life. What sin is greater than the sin of murder?

So now you’re trying to pamper your bad habit by asking which sin is greater to make yourself feel better? SMH.

EmperorCaesar:


They werent born that way. They were molded into this right from their pre-puberty years(A different background would have made them a different person entirely)

More often that not, they are mostly people that grew up in a religious or a more modest/conservative home with strict parenting well into their early 20s


I can argue till the end of time that being an introvert is the ultimate version of any human. I struggle to understand whats fun and lively about being the opposite

Shut up. You’re too ignorant and not ashamed to show it.

AntiChristian:
Did the quality of the government during Jesus's time cause him to hang himself or John the Baptist to be beheaded?

Did the quality of the government cause Job's family to killed and his properties destroyed?

If asylum can’t contain you, kill yourself na or go to a hospital and tell them to do mercy killing for you
You’re too disturbed.

ConDawah:
You have time explaining to idiiots. If he's so convinced religion is a scam, why is he troubled and trying to validate his belief by commenting about a religion matter uninvited?

Don’t mind them. In their tiny minds they think they are free thinkers by living recklessly and calling it freedom deceiving themselves that they don’t have a creator.

BoldBrainz:
Person no fit just come read news for this una nairaland on Fridays and Sundays without all these una useless religious sermons.

Mtscheew!

Oga there are other sections on nairaland. Btw today is a Sunday. If you want to join so called atheist that are basically just angry with God because he didn’t answer a prayer of theirs feel free. But you can always skip.

happney65:
Without ni ooo.

Na me and Satan dey gidigba

What is funny about this?
Just Dey play.

paxx:
My parents want me to marry a girl that they hand picked for me from my community. Shes drop dead gorgeous and our families are perfectly coupled together.

My long term gf is from a different area, and I wanted to marry her. Yes we've only been together for 2 years but I know she LOVES ME.

Who should I pick?

The girl my parents picked is GORGEOUS and can bring our family alot of political connections and wealth. But my long term gf is obsessed with me, and I love her.

The girl my parents picked claims she loves me. but I dont know how since we dont know each other. My dad said I should give her a chance, and went as far as to say that if I marry the girl im dating he will cut me off.

I ended up marry the one from my community traditionally after my long term gf aborted my child. Since I live in a different country, when I went back home to where I stay with my gf. I married her in the court house. (Yes I'm crazy)

Now I have two wives and I have to divorce one.

If I divorce my long time gf, she will hate me. If I divorce the one from my community traditionally I'll be in trouble in my area, and it will affect my family.

What should I choose?

Your post is the reason why your parents even chose for you….because you as a man don’t even know what you want for yourself. Imagine coming online to ask this silly question. Do what pleases you.

Samantha125:
Then this means we'll have to reward anyone showing us kind gestures on a daily basis in order to encourage them to continue being nice towards us, which is impossible.

We'll be basically buying their kindness.

You already get the point of what I’m saying but you just feel like making a strawman argument.

Did I say you must do it to everyone? Doing so once in a while helps and encourages people to keep being good not like you’re trying to buy it.

Samantha125:
But still, such things are supposed to be free... A simple thank you should be enough.

There’s something called rewarding good behavior. Even if it’s supposed to be free, doing that still encourages people to continue to be better.

Well, he is even still reasonable to give you a 3 months quit notice, some wont….make sure you are refunded your remaining rent before leaving the place and just trust God for a bigger and better location. It’s time for you to expand

Forumites:
how much ?

Keke is 2.8m just Dey play. And this was around April that’s if t hasn’t increased again.

Morenikeji090:
Yes very necessary coz you people brought that shit to yourself your people wake us up to start bullying you..

Who is the you people? Who told you I am from the south east? Stop being foolish bigot and go and acquire sense. Luckily it’s free to get.

Morenikeji090:
Emeka it's not a must to live in south west region and second if your landlord increase your rent that much leave the house and go look for another one period...

Was this necessary?

Ibkay32:
Houses are expensive in that area, but I still don’t see anything remarkable that justifies the high cost of rent in Ogbomoso.

They are just wicked hiding under Tinubu economy to increase rent…how many people earn to much to pay such amount annually? It’s part of the innate wickedness of Nigerians.

MrGerald:
At least we need to know what is there that's heating us like this

True anyways. For me, I always protect my eyes with shades. Whether the dark one or transparent one as the occasion suits