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This my old time customer in Benin with her guy that are always expecting you to render free service to them.

Crazy mfs thinking my mama send me go school to come do free work for them. She and her guy still dey owe me consultation fee of 15k to this day.

I fuxked up by rendering service before they paid.

Her boyfriend osas, Dude called me by 1am for some drugs. Helped him out and sent my account number to him and mf never delivered.

I blocked his ass off the next day. Also blocked the girl cuz she also love free services

I really did charity work for them

KingAzubuike:
Next season una go see him true colours.

I go lie for u...

AMORIN 2.0 LOADING....

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To detect and confirm a true enemy jet, the fighters uses radar that detects a hot jet engine.

But if the jets are packed, it has to be an intel feed from forces on ground or secret agents.

Pilots of fighter jets move based on radar system and coordinates from Intelligence either on ground or in the air.

How can a fighter jet moving with supersonic speed see a drawing on the floor and then turn to strike it?
If Iran dey feed una fake news, mk una dey use sense anylyse am

This is not complete yet.

Caicedo has a red card against arsenal when he fouled merino on the ankle. A straight red card

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I called my guys in ọgbọgwụ and he said, dem dey chop isi ewu for asaba.

Main market was never opened. Most peopl seff no get interest to go market today. Na soludo know where he gathered his crowd.

Anụ mpama

I thought u guys are even dating.

From ur little story, you are simply an acquaintance

Bunch of white MFS...

That Senegalese was a very humble guy. If we had this idea before our semi final, all of them for carry blood for mouth.

Bunch of white mfs....

chatinent:
Never did.
Never would.
Didn't have to.

The problem isn't dating the student. The problem is that most Nigerian men like to monetise relationships. .. and most Nigerian ladies started to feel entitled to it.


You meet a girl and the first thing is using ₦50k out of your total ₦70k to go and impress her. On top of that, she chop extra ₦25k and you had to hide and call your roommate to lend you ₦10k extra to offset the bill and see transport to come back. You still foolishly gave her the remaining ₦5k and followed apiam way on foot back home.

And the girl wey never really chop better food for almost a month, and who borrowed palazzo trousers is feeling inward happiness she's eaten at least. To girls like this, relationship is like submitting CVs. They need it for financial gain and you need it because you feel tatata is the prize? Prize wey both of una enjoy but na you dey borrow dey spend? 😆

Call it broke, I agree. At least, I'm broke and not stewpeed.

Until una learn to stop monetizing your emotions or interest, you'll continue interchanging dating a Nigerian girl with being stuck with NeoLife Scheme...in both, you lose.


Have you tried visiting the zoo? The amusement park for a walk?

Everything na fried rice and chicken for una. You don't even know when to eat. You just want to empty your pocket. After that, you carry am go shopping. You upgrade her phone from Infinix rubber band pro or iPhone 16. You upgrade All Back to Human hair. You upgrade finger nails to claws and you someone feel if she sees another fool who will upgrade her two legs for four legs say she go stay? 😆😆

I'm not saying you are a foolish person but make sure the most foolish person in the whole world doesn't die.


Una no sabi anything nah.

If you want tatata, stop using relationship format where you spend unnecessarily before you reach the goalpost. Go straight to the point and say it.

It's not a must to have a girl in your life by the way. Focus on your future and they'll come naturally.

If na relationship, stop chyking foolishly and let it happen with fondness, likeness and attraction.

If na marriage, go for it. Eh hen, na only marriage I approve spending. Make your wife beautiful!

Until then, zuzuwe.

Lol...

Come b like u dey talk from experience boss.

ma-na sensi full ur head abuloooo...

Caaz:
Congratulations to my boys....tension wan wound me sha....to be sincere bournemouth really played us sha.

na there home and they usually pull such performances against top team.

I wasn't surprised at all but the way we conceive goals is not encouraging

Goo0dHardDick:
Americans have reset this guy's brain.

Burna boy is so arrogant and pompous. He does rubbish in Nigeria and in Africa and gets away with it. Why the fk will you kick a fan out because he or she is sleeping? Ontop the money they paid oooo. Dude thought he could try such nonsense in America and they dealt with him until he cancelled his entire tour!

Burna boy should be grateful heavy law suit didn't follow next

It might still come anyways

All big 3 points coming home baby...

We are the Arsenal

COYG

This movement is heavily and happily welcomed. "Gun-a-blazing"

Terrorist go cry tire

COYG.

We are winning this one

If anyone can pull the heist by hushuppi, then they are truly genius. The technicalities involved in defrauding football clubs, various businesses via BEC (Business Email Compromise) can only be pulled by geniuses

Lol...

Are you complaining to us or what? Just give her another 50k boss.

How many rounds you don collect since both of you have been living together.

And Who you wan leave am now for? You better marry her ooh. No let me swear for u oga

Normally, as a guy man, na from the first day u talked to a girl u go know whether she go say yes or no

But unfortunately some guys foolishly keep following one girl as if his destiny is tied her "yes". Person wey go still cheat on you. SMH

jasent:
Good day, Nairalanders.
Please, I need your honest opinion on this matter.

I met this girl about a year ago when I went to purchase some goods at her workplace. She was really caring and even helped me carry some of the goods to the roadside. When I tried to tip her, she refused.

At that time, I was living in Ivory Coast, so after returning there, I chatted her up and expressed my interest in her. She initially agreed to date me but later changed her mind.

When I later visited Nigeria, she came to see me at my hotel. However, she didn’t allow anything intimate to happen. On several occasions when she visited, each time I made a move, she would walk out without even asking for transport fare. I would always call her back to ask why she acted that way, but her reasons were never clear.

Still, I kept supporting her in my own little way, even though I knew deep down she might never accept me. When I started getting tired of the situation, I told her I was moving on.

At this point, I had already rented an apartment close to the Benin Republic border — I chose that location because the electricity is stable and the rent is paid quarterly, with no agency fees.

Last week, she chatted me up asking if I didn’t want her to visit. I told her I did, but that I’d prefer someone who could spend a few days with me. She agreed to spend two days.

However, on the morning of the day she was supposed to come, she messaged me again, saying she had changed her mind and wouldn’t be sleeping over — but that when she came, I could “ask for anything.” Long story short, she eventually came, and that was the first time we had sex.

Now here’s where the issue starts.

She currently lives with her biological sister and a female friend. When she came, she told me that she, her sister, and their friend wanted to move in with me because they didn’t have money to rent their own place. I actually liked the idea and agreed. I even spoke with her sister about it.

But now, her sister and their friend have changed their minds. They say they prefer to move back to the East rather than come live with me. I even offered to pay three months’ rent for them in a similar apartment here, but they still refused.

Mind you, the reason I wanted them to move closer was so they could find something doing here — unlike their current situation, where they’re broke and dependent. Whenever I send my girlfriend ₦15,000, it barely lasts two days because she’s the one taking care of the rest since they’re not working.

How long can this continue?

Now, my girlfriend isn’t really the problem — her sister and their friend are. They don’t want her to move in with me, and she also can’t make any move without their consent. I’ve now decided not to rent any place for them in Lagos.

Nairalanders, what’s your take on this?

E get the kind post you go read in the morning, your mood go just change...

Relationship wey una never even define, u never know wetin no xup, you don't even know her in detail.

Just cuz of one kpekus round u wan commit an abominable financial mistake.

That your guy wey dey beg you money since last year, you don help am??

Oya kneel down, raise your hands and say:

Oh Lord, let me not make a financial mistake that would ruin me

Oh Lord, let me be wise to see things that are bad for my finances

Oh Lord, I'm sorry for having this thought, thank YOU for opening my eyes

Arsenal dey fall my hand seriously...

Which kind dull game b diz

Birds of feather.

Na umahi compensation be that

Lol...

This is pepper season na oga. Even here in Benin, you can get more than that for 5H now.

As at last 3 months or thereabout why u no post the price of pepper?


No even try say na government bring the price of pepper down ooh. No try talk am oh, mk I no change am follow u ASAP

The first day I sight person wearing this in Ijaniki Lagos. Omoh, I wan tear race ohh 🤣. But I come observe say people no run.

As I look am well, e come b say na woman wear am upon all the sun that day.

Kreesxxx:
You may be younger than Wike. One day you will be made the FCT Minister. When you become one please source for all you enemies and allocate land to them. Any day you assist a friend to have land it may not go down well with you.

I think naira land should start doing picture verifications and use of profile picture on this platform.

So, the day this evil, illegal and barbaric actions u guys support go touch una we would know whether to sympathize or laugh.

No mention of Google pixel but I come use there photo.

Any person wey dey still mention IPhone camera where Samsung and Google Pixel needs to to stripped naked and give am 29.5 lashes for 4 market days 😁

Kobojunkie:
I would ask you for a stat to prove this claim, which you make here, suggesting that most divorced women go on to become sidechicks. Where is the backing for this claim?

There is nothing Juju about it at all. If you reason it without biases coloring your view, you would see it yourself. Anyways, as for one of the reasons why some divorced women go on to become sidechicks, well, there are several reasons.

➜ Society claims it is wrong to commit adultery, but then, rather than penalize the man and sidechick, lets them off, and in some cases, Society turns the blame on the wife for not being wifely enough or not having the prowess to protect her marriage from the other woman. All this is pressure placed on the wife, who now finds herself fighting depression, rejection, and also having to continue her wifely duties, all while the man and his sidechick continue to enjoy their lives as though nothing ever went wrong. Imagine a situation where even the man's family members receive gifts and entertain the sidechick behind the wife's back as though to say that they approve of the relationship, even as they continue to insist their son's wife continue to serve him judiciously in the home.
➜ Most Nigerian men treat their sidechicks so many times better than they treat their own wives. I mean, this ain't a hidden secret at all, as even very poor men are known to go out of their way to ensure their sidechicks are well fed before even their own children, talk less of their wives. The position of sidechick in Nigeria is so many times better than that of the wife, who, in many cases, is no more than a provider of free labor in the marriage.
➜ A sidechick has more opportunities for growth than a typical wife would have access to. A sidechick has greater control over her time and freedom than the average wife does, and for an ambitious woman, that is a benefit that is of great importance. Having the man while holding on to her independence is a valuable place to be in.
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Yes, there are lots of benefits to being a sidechick than a wife to a Nigerian man, that is why I believe a wife trading places with a sidechick is a sort of promotion, not a demotion, for a divorced woman.🥱🥱🥱

To be very honest, all the trash you there ended up for[i][/i] poster and even gave a more glaring view to his post.

So u now admit say na woman do woman?

Based on ur gibberish "A sidechick has a high opportunity for growth more than the wife"

You are technically saying and affirming that "wife" should get a divorce so as to be a sidechick. In other word, to have a better chance for growth?

That also validates OP claim that a wife gets divorced and ends up being a sidechick. That is his argument.

Whether they have better opportunity or not is not OPs argument. But you have now open our innermost eyes to a better career opportunity as an advantage of being a divorced sidechick. Which I will end up saying is the most useless argument of 21st century.

Also, just like what one guy said, no sane man would leave his wife for a sidechick not to mention "divorced, 8th hand, borehole sidechick"

rolams:
All depends on the manager. I have said it overtime, Slot is a mediocre.

Haaaa

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Iliveforever:
1-1

Goal ball!!

Stop meth u say nooo

This Chelsea better win this match oh...

Achilles100:
Anybody wey still dey carry Utd straight win na just goat.

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Lukuluku69:
Arsenal 3

West Ham 1

More characters needed? Arsenal for the EPL Title.

They no go score. Where dem wan pass score the goal.

Except Raya decide to leave post empty 😁

COYG

We are taking the 3 points home and climbing that table today

Commentor:
Musk wants you to focus on Twitter X.

Musk has a Trans child.

During Charlie Kirk's memorial service, the gay App, Grindr collapsed.

Grindr was able to show that the epicentre was the event itself.

Charlie Kirk was a racist POS.

He also thought it was prudent for such to happen.

He got what he prayed for.

After that Sept 10 shooting, I have listened to at least 10 of Charlie kirks podcast and I can tell u, He is not a Racist. The brother is full of knowledge...

The one I love most is his podcats with Jordan Patterson.

I know you don't know anything about him. You just shouting racist because u heard others say so.

Go listen to him and confirm yourself.

As long as it doesn't contribute to national cake and sharing of Ghana Must Go back by month end... it doesn't concern them