izzou:


Ore mi......

You really don't want to go down this path with me..

Wetin be scores?

How times flies
Premier League cunt-tenders.

Jodera:
Hoopla, leyqute, kingalabi... I don show.

I no watch the match. Any cup match wey no be champions league, I no dey put mind on am till we reach semifinals .

At least, we don give way for una to carry one cup , if una like make una fvck up

My nigga

Jodera good ebening

izzou:

izzou:


Of course, Ore mi

But I read where you typed that Scumchester United are contenders for the Champions League

Are you referring to UEFA Champions League, or Olowogbowo Champions League in Lagos Island?

Are you contenders for the champions League?

BikeMan:
Do you have issues reading English words, my friend?

Speak plain words.

BikeMan:


As you can see on the table, two teams have a better chance of catching up with City. I will let you check and answer your own question. Now what I'm confused about is how you're only contending for the FA Cup after signing Varane, Sancho and a whole Ororo. Can you please explain why that is not shameful? Especially after all your excitement.

So you are saying you have hopes of being premier League champions?

BikeMan:
We are just chatting man, no need to be riled. So you're saying that Manyoo can win the FA Cup, yeah?

Are you saying you still can win the league? As CUNT-tenders you are?

BikeMan:
So 2 then. Which one do you think you have a good chance of winning?

The FA cup
What about you, you skipped my question and asked yours now answer mine. Don't be a bvtch about it.
Are you still in hopes of cunt-tending for the title?

Kelvinsteve1000:

Una get time de reply the mumu I swr

BikeMan:
Ok. But what are you contending for this season. At least I'm still actively contending for 5. Let me know what you are contending for

Don't sound like an illiterate, I am in the FA cup and champions league with a probability to win or not to win.

Tell me again for clarification purposes are you still Cunt-tending for the league?

BikeMan:
Send me your address, let them deliver one crate to you.

That right there is your title-CUNT-tending trophy, enjoy.

BikeMan:
What are you hoping to achieve this year?

Trophies

BikeMan:
How far KingAlabi, let's talk about Chelsea's title contention.

Are you still hopeful?

BikeMan:
Nobody asked for this super story historian. You're a shame, I suggest you check the table before you come on the internet and embarrass your kindred.

Pain is all I see

BikeMan:
You support Yoonited but still run your mouth around the internet. You're an embarrassment!

Shut up jorhhh!!!
Bloody hypocrite
Last season we lasted at least until February contending the title, when you were running your mouth like tap.

But e run your turn, bloody 2 secs man.

afrodoc2:
I don’t have internet. What is the score?

Cc skimpledawg

Mendy for ballon d'or we hear

Bikeman, so you couldn't last as Cunt-tenders till as least February.

Na wa oh

popizaino:
I am not sure I can say Tuchel is brilliant again.

We will not have this, a champions league winning coach, no no, we will not have this.

Goal balllll!!!!!!!!!!

E don start, a loss today and your are officially in the top 4 race, awon title Cunt-tenders.

DeadPresidents:
Really liked the year awards idea from the Gooners thread. Will drop my own take here


1. Best United player
2. Best Young player (youth players only)
3. Best goal
4. Best fan on this thread
5. Best troll (non-United fans) on this thread.

1. For me it just has to be BRUNO, highest goals, highest assists and highest appearance in 2021 for the Portuguese mangnifico.
2. Definitely shoretire, he plays with such maturity, close behind him for me is Charlie McNeil, just love that boy, hope he makes it here.
3. I will go with the goal that was most emotional to me even if it wasn't that great a goal, it was Ronaldo Header vs Atlanta, lost my voice that night.
4. Bikeman , scratch that, it is patrickmuf for me .
5. Trebbor (deep down I know he isn't a united fan)

Happy new year die hard MUFC fans, success this new year.

obainojazz:
It’s New Year in Abakiliki

Time is money, never spend your time recklessly.

obainojazz:
Happy new year everyone

Make una chill na aussy people

patrickmuf
Thank God for the successful surgery, get better soon

Oasis007:



Ralf vex send Dalot, Telles, Bruno, Rashford straight to bench...... LMAO

Bruno is not available for the game.

BlueMann:
Basically that's our first choice wingback duo out till next season.

Kante's knee is a ticking time bomb.

And no match day seems to pass without at least one of our CBs having injury issues.

At this point I'll take a top four finish. One or two titles to go along won't be bad.

We will not have this, no, we are cunt-tenders.

BikeMan:
Looks like not understanding English is a scummy thing.

It's a competition and there's a reason there's an eventual winner. Three teams are still contending for it and bar a miracle, we know who will win it. If we keep the pressure on, City may only win it very late in the season. That's what it means to contend ode.

Hopes
I likey