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Gracyel:
Where should we come to?

To the kitchen.

lagmostkuit:
Warriz most Indian girl?


She's my most beautiful..

Same thing goes...

rhema9898:
Two streams I guess itz 50-50% I will be in camp 11 days from now 😉

She don use physics divide am.

Welcome.

lagmostkuit:
Thanks most beautiful!

Most Indian girl...Gracyel

kingphilip:
n she dint even miss me one bit

She will miss u 2maro.

pinkiepetitee:
Hello everyone! Sigh# I really do not know what to say, but am the only one who can understand the reason why I deactivated! I had to take a break to cool off it was actually sth I was sad and hurt about if I had not, it probably would have been way out of it if I had stayed.
So yea, am back not to make amends but to move on I missed you guys o, truth be told!most especially, mzjaney, sleekyonyx,walexsammy,richybanky mayorsweet, electronzeez erisegun etc.

Am short of words oooo but thanx to everyone

All the best.
Welcome back home.

femolala001:
Wetin be ur own consignment for there?

I have delivered my own consignment, sir.

Check the last 911 batch to confirm, sir!

Owliver:
Lmaoooo* well, its possible but that's if everybody contribute not just you and erisegun and few others. Some go just dey observe soteeeeee you go begin wonder. Kini yen

To the observers

Too moment of silence can frustrate d mouth to start oozing out... U know now...

Even a little regards can workout the magic.

#SaySomething#
If you don't have/ know anything to say, see also:



Hi
Howdy?
Good(time of the day)
Come eat ( I know some peeps will like this one. Eg...)

I dey come

femolala001:
Walks gently to the dining table, opens the food, hands cutleries over to u.. *oya start feeding me*

U be her child?

C'mon eat jor b4 that food go disappear.

kingphilip:
This post makes it the fifty five thousand five hundred n fifty fifth post on this thread and I'll like to use it to make a little suggestion

...


So in my tiny thinking I'll like to suggest a form of award placed under various categories for this house to vote in who they deem fit to win these awards..

This is just for the fun of it...

The floor is open let's have ur say people





[size=25pt]the floor is open ur contributions, suggestions, criticism on how to make the awards a huge success will b welcomed[/size]

Remember it's all love here

The best NYSC DG lol.
The best comedian/ entertainer
The best E-single( Male) I tip Noordeen baba.
The best photo poster

The best poet...(Doublezero, Sofdoc, Emmaczee, etc)
Best informat/ talkative

I dey come...

Sign out

teebee22:
i think my bed is calling. gud nyt all.

I never hear d ringtone self.
Oya bed, dial am again make we all hear

Gracyel:
Femi Warn yourself o. You, Ahmed4002 and Xray2. Afterall, Phil and Owliver are back. Why do u guys wanna leave na?

No, it got it wrong. They want quickly go shit come come b4 they shit for body.

Gracyel:
Femi Warn yourself o. You, Ahmed4002 and Xray2. Afterall, Phil and Owliver are back. Why do u guys wanna leave na?

No, it got it wrong. They want quickly go shit come come.

richybanky:
@Dassypearl

*clears throat* just look as if av never come across any beautiful lady before, baby I must confess to u, u ar extremely beautiful God bless ur mama for dis.. I hope my baby ain't looking at me

Look at d up, down, left & right *picks race* like Usain Bolt

Wahala dey o

Owliver:
lol funny you too. Can we mate? I would like you to have a baby girl for me. what you say?

Gbam! The boss has said it all.

Gracyel:
Better........
U know, come to think of it, the ladies here are d only loyal ones. All d guys are leaving. That's something so unique and peculiar about us (women)..... We are forever loyal, always sticking to our loved ones thru thick and thin.

#theseboysaintloyal

Pikie nko?

richybanky:
I just do 10 copies each cus am not ready to dey run up and down for camp.. Anyway na CV go chop d remaining copies

That one dey sha. No waste

femolala001:
GOOD EVENING MY E-FAMILY

It seems like just the other time when we were all talking about kingphilip, ahmed4002, pinkiepetite etc.. Farewell messages.. Well, they all have moved on to another phase of their lives

I remember thinking that it would be hard to say goodbye ... and I was right - it is hard.
Yet I consider myself fortunate to have joined such a wonderful, informative and entertaining thread on nairaland... Where I met e-friends that care so much about eachother ... that it makes saying goodbye to all of you so hard and more like a gargantuan task!

As I say goodbye, i remind myself that farewells are not forever, nor are they the end. They are simply words to say that i will miss all of you dearly and that i will remember you fondly.

Although i may be separated by time and distance in the interim, nothing will diminish the important role that you have and always will play in my life.
I wish you all happy adventures, fantastic new friendships, amazing experiences and the journey of a lifetime in our respective camp and state of deployments.

And so it is ... and always will be with you as i carry you always close to my hearts.

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again, may God grant all our heart desires and make us enjoy the fruits of our labours!!

CC
erisegun mzjaney Sugarbabekemi Gracyel
kingphilip dassypearl smilingjimmy
Leemah4u tolustx Electronzeez
sleekyonyx sparkleRed Bunsky sofdoc
sofdoc1 Walexsammy joyjoomla, kingemmy01,
Dexcira vocalprince
richybanky mayorsweet sirRiddy doublezero7
Xray2 Lagmostkuit chidexSmokey owliver pinkiepetite
aishawensy Taiye4Christ spartoo nigerdeltaboi
noordean clans 2nex owliver luchiana1 hopez456 tunbebe
jonzingmaster Megawax8 Misspetit, Estellar,
Derbyman

I LOVE YOU ALL

Bro, oya whisper to my ear. Wetin we do?
We love u too

xray2:
May you always have work for your hands to do.
May your pockets always hold a coin or two.
May the sun shine bright upon your window pane.
May a rainbow follow each rain.
And may the hand of a friend always be near you.



May the years ahead be happy ones-
May all of you go from strength to strength-
And may you always continue to listen to your heart - because in the end - some of the most beautiful things that you'll ever experience will be seen and heard through your heart.
Thank you one and all.
I LOVE YOU ALL



CC

erisegun mzjaney Sugarbabekemi Gracyel
kingphilip dassypearl smilingjimmy
Leemah4u tolustx Electronzeez
sleekyonyx sparkleRed Bunsky sofdoc
sofdoc1 Walexsammy joyjoomla, kingemmy01, Dexcira
richybanky mayorsweet sirRiddy doublezero7
Lagmostkuit chidexSmokey owliver pinkiepetite
aishawensy Taiye4Christ spartoo nigerdeltaboi noordean femolala001 hopez456 tunesbabe jonzingmaster Megawax8 Misspetit, Estellar, Derbyman


And to others I can't remember.... One love

Bro, see as I dey overswim in your prayers.

Amen! And you too.

God bless u real good.
#onelove#

richybanky:
Chai, after I don make 10 10 copies.. Money don enter Bush

Chai! Na God save me. Na only my statement of result I don make copies sha. D rest, na to make like 3or 4 copies each

richybanky:
Baby, don't even try it cus if u do am gonna break my fone and boycott dis nysc of a tin

Abeg, try and summit ur phone b4 u break am

phemmyB:
Notice to NYSC 2015 Batch A Prospective Corp
Member's.
1. A set of new bets and caps have been provided
by NYSC to be distributed to corps members for
the 2015 batch A.
2. Cleaning of hostels,toilets and putting directive
signs throughout the camps have been taken care
of by NYSC mgt.
3. All Corps Members with first class degree
should b posted to universities said Mr
Ani,Director NYSC Mobilization. as his
observation during d syndicate session.
4. Corps Doctors are to be posted to hospitals
not schools.Posting of CMs to their ppa should
be in relation with course of study.
5. There'll be no more manual registration and
documentation of corps members during
orientation camp said Mr Ani, Director
Mobilization.
6.Cocain,drugs,smoking and other anti social
vices are strictly prohibited and are not to be
allowed in any camp.
7. Dir Reforms urges all camp officials not to
exploit CMs. Military personnel mustn't maltreat
CMs no matter the offence.
8. All Prospective Corps Members should take
note of the following Letter in their Call Up Letter:
C
H
M
H means you're posted based on health grounds;
C means you are posted based on Concession
and
M means you are posted based on Marital
grounds
9. A brief from the Dir DFA,Mr Adeleke,transpo
rtation,bicycle and the #19800 4 d first month will
be paid in camp.
10. A brief from d Director Mobilization ,Mr
Anthony Ani, all CMs are expected to register on
arrival on camp.Foreign Trained verification will b
done in camp.
11. Sick CMs whose medical conditions are
beyond the NYSC capacity will be granted
permission to go home.
12. The Dir PRS,Mr Ajayi confirmed that there'll
be 2 streams;Stream 1,5th May-26th May,2015 &
Stream 2,2nd June-23rd June,2015 4 2015 batch
A.
13. Furthermore, Mr Ajayi pointed out that
scanners for security of CMs are installed in all
camps. CMs must not leave the camp without
permit.
14. barrister Ibrahim,Head of legal urges all CMs
2 kindly go through d bye-laws of NYSC and
adhere to them.CMs must understand d NYSC
Bye-Laws

Thanks for the info.
@no 5. I quessed no need for numerous photocopies of documents...

Gracyel:
Lol... Looks like shaking ur head is ur hobby abi. Kontinu

Aka Praying Mantis

mallprof:
Let this be clear to everyone dat d 2015 Batch A
s of two streams, Stream I n II. Here it is, if you
print ur call-up letter on 27th of April n it shows u
stream I, dat means u r leaving 4 camp on 5th (or
before 5th) of May n will b in camp till d 26th of
May. But, if it shows u Stream II dat means u will
leave on d 27th of May after Stream I must have
left on the 26th of May. Stream II camping is
from 27th of May to 17th of June. That's the
info. Please, pass it to others so dat if they'd see
stream II, they won't go on d 5th of May....
NOTE: Some words here are not in the original
one posted on the wall of NYSC 2015 BATCH A....
HOPEFULS: The additional words here are
included in order to aid comprehensibility.
THANKS

Thanks for the info.

Walexsammy:
ain't goin no Wia bae...nah we go b d last men standing here

There is popcorn for the last man or woman standing.

The new song here now is

BringBackOurBoys BringBackOurBoys
Na over belleful dey worry them nothing else.

Harsh tag
#BringsBackOurBoys#
#Kingphillip#
#Ahmed4002#

sofdoc:
Wat bolded?

Doc, abeg u don see Kingphilip 2day?

sparkleRed:
lol dis thread tho, everybody is just vexing

Na over belleful they worry them.

Who to blame? Mama for the delicacies.

kingphilip:
y

Z

Ahmed4002:
leave leemah4u alone okay.
She's engage to me.
married to me
she's gonna hold my baby.


You going on suicide mission bro.

stay off

Upload the marriage certificate here dully signed by both parents including ur engagement video so that Boss Owliver can approve of it.

kingphilip:
oya write olodo 101 as d course code

Noted!

Course titles?