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kingphilip:
hmmmmm

What's dis one saying

Can an English or a literature students help me summarize this

They never close from sch. Lecture in progress.

joyjoomla:
Just check kingphilip profile now, n dt ws d first time I did.
He has over 100 peeps he's following. Do u ppl wanna knw one striking tin I discovered...more than 85% of them are women. Chai.......yellow geh (estellar) dis is prt of wht am saying. Buy pure water clean ur eyes n take a gud glance around him.











*the love of a woman*

U no know b4 say Kingphilip dey practise touch and follow with that his Ifa thing?

harleybee:
Kingphilip and kingemmy01
You both are amazing!
Well done! *inAuntJoke'sVoice*

. .
Thank u my Doc.
How was ur service?

Electronzeez:
Why are you playing so hard to be the most foolis*h person on this thread, i have seen a lot more foolis*h people than you. So please keep your foolishness to yourself and stop flaunting it on every page.
I would strongly advise you stop engaging reasonable people with your petulant lexicon. I'v got just thirty minute with you be very fast with your inept reverberation.

*jumping and jubilating*

Oxford baba!
Oxford baba!

Yes, u don finish am.

Inkyillusion:
Haba! So much has happened here. These people no just wait for me

U sent them on errand ni?

Oya, smile.

misspetit:
Dey've all gone to bed chai
Anyways 10ks

Even me self. D net dey do anyhow.

Walexsammy:
Clears throat....Gud Pm E-famz

Abeg check am well. U sure say he don clear?

fify05:
Dis wan wey d 2 kings( kingphillip and kingemmy01) dey share bulom bulom.I laffing oh. Easy does it

Gan Gan!

Kingphilip must hear this o

misspetit:
Am here
Hello e fam
Helllo kingphilip
Hello sofdoc
Helllo e baby boo megawax8

You are welcome, ma'am.

You can hav ur seat.

Electronzeez:
Apology accepted .

2314 2314, abort order

Twale for u, boss.

fify05:
Hmmm, kingemmy big head,big stomach with tiny legs. Ah not a good body structure oh, sounds like its defecient of Vitamins

I can't fit laugh.

kingphilip:
no forget buy bulom bulom o

Here is your bulom bulom

fify05:
. @ frenzydilz ,never knew complexion get height.

It even has big head, big stomach and tiny legs. And this call....

frenzydilz:
Is it bad that I only like women that are tall in complexion?

It is ur choice though

Electronzeez:
Is either i kill you or ......

*on my knees*
Boss, abeg no kill am. He never serve him papa land yet.

kingphilip:
in ur what

Let it not b what I'm thinking

Wetin concern you?

harleybee:
Leave kingemmy01 alone o..
He has a place in my...

Really?


Thanks Doc.

No mind that my stubborn Aburo.

Chai! Battery low. Make I go warm up first.
I dey come.

Kingphilip, kindly take care of the house.
I go buy you pokila, n cocoanut biscuit wen coming.

Estellar:
who ask for ur opinion? Sand like u

Loamy one for that matter.

kingphilip:
I think u should b in custody first

Ewo! E mi Breeze?

kingphilip:
y u talk so

BTW she got no arrest warrant yet

Open her Ghana must come bag, u go see one.

Beejayx:
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"

Nice one ,bro.
To all d women in d world, Oya clap for ursef. Una 10much.

Ademat7:
D call up no of a guy is NYSC/OPA/2014/213046. As against 2015 we all had in ours; a list was pasted in his school where he and other departmental mate were excluded from the list while those with 2015 in their call up no were included. #Moshood abiola polytechnic. Cc: kingphilip Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky
et al

Did he apply for remobilization in sch b4 d masterlist was sent to NYSC? Cos from d Call-up u posted, it is obvious that d person was mobilized for c14.

sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again!


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much

Eyah! So sorry dear.

Pls take very good care of urself.

Oh! I got an idea. Pass me ur work address so that I come help u out.

Warning: I didn't call u o, Kingphilip!

erisegun:
lmao! U ar in d spirit my frnd

The spirit is one. Ride on bro.

harleybee:
Correct guy!

Thank u, Doc.

chidexSmokey:
Ahhh! You are a wicked somebody! FYI, nothing and noone can separate Electronzeez and I.

Not ever Kingphilip. I don dey beg sparkleRed make she arrest that quy since...but she be dey do partiality.
There is God o

sparkleRed:
Am just a lady, who wish 2 channel ha hot temperament into positive usage

Am a domineering type

I swear. Politics go fit u die.

Estellar:
i'm good sugar. You?

See ur life inside, Kingphilip?
They don turn you to ordinary sugar. Where is d tea n garri?

harleybee:
holy Moses!!!!
This is a prevaricated statement o.
I do no weed/SK/H.drugs or whatsoever
I pardon thee

SparkleRed, arrest this guy called Kingphilip. He dey trespass.

No vex Doc.

sparkleRed:
Wtf!


Lord pls, let me go 2 a Behind camp in d north abeg with Air condition, flat screen tv, kingsize bed (˘̯˘ ) ...see dis kind suffer I no want

But military personnel dey allergic to all d aforementioned above now.

kingphilip:
so til he comes before u go come online

Love in Tokyo now.

As e dey hot