₦airaland Forum

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Gud

It serve d afonja ryt.
Instead of dem to develop dia land.
Dey HV gone to US,Malaysia and southafirca.

Now is Igbo pple helpin dem to develop Lagos.
South Africa shud deport dem back to Lagos.
Is not fair dat Lagos is wat it is today because Igbo pple help to modernize it.

On a scale of 1-10, how dumb are you exactly.

Mine was back in 2014, I was just starting on my final year project and then I decided to prank my parents. Called mum first and told her ASUU has striked again and it going to be a long strike probably 3months , mum was already praying, complaining over Nigeria's situation. I just burst her bubble calmly; "mum, April fool ", mum just burst out laughing with relief and she was telling her colleagues at work what I just did.
5mins later I called Dad, same story. Dad is an intense, mild reactant, he was just like "when are you coming home, when will the strike be called off? " So I buffered his reaction; "Dad, April fool ". Dad was just chuckling and smiling over the phone and then said "it's me you're doing April fool for Abi, your mama yansh with all her family "
'twas the first and last time I ever pranked my mom and dad on April 1st

Cat meat dey sweet ehn . I'll like to visit this place and have me some spicy cat meats

Jon Bellion's song comes to mind

I don't hold the weight of the world anymore
I don't hold the weight of the world anymore
I don't hold the weight of the world anymore
I don't hold the weight of the world anymore

EvilChild:
These thirsty nigga would do anything to get the green card.
I won't even attempt staying in the same room with this old ugly looking she goat', if her face could be this scattered, i wonder what her pussy will look like.
This marriage is gonna crash two weeks from now.
Insha Allah.
Allah doesn't support this kind of trash.

Potential bomber jacket in the making. smh

urahara:
It doesn't need to go across the ocean. The straits of Gibraltar connects Africa to Europe (Morocco to Spain)

Strait of Gibraltar doesn't connect Africa to Europe by land, it's just a 35mins boat ride to cross to either side. And there's no bridge either, the cars would've been ferried across.

Chrysaetos:
Since you asked, no He didnt, He was speaking to a couple who had come to one day. He then told the couple that they still have one more child to give birth to until their family is complete as things were not going well for them, They already have three kids. At that point it was said, you dont tell God the number of child you will have, it is God who will tell you the number and when to stop as what you will use to take care of them is by his grace not your power.

However, it should be further noted that such person/couples believe in God will have passed the point where "humans cannot do without sex'.

In as much as I believe in divine proclamations from God as in the case you stated (people of the Islamic faith, and traditional worshippers also believe in this) it still doesn't justify your opinion on the use of contraceptive to be against God's will. It's just a case of one against the many and it's not a valid point. What worked for A, under the same condition may not work for B.

Chrysaetos:
Nothing to do with premarital sex, but your mind cannot comprehend what I would have said to this post based on what I saw God said himself.

Certain things apply to some people, not to those who belong to God.

So God specifically told you it's wrong to use contraceptives? or what

harry2sexy:
Photiphar's wife:Joseph darling please take off your jacket

Joseph:sorry madam,the man's not hot