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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Chris Uba’s Convoy, Kill Two Security Operatives by KingSatan: 9:59am On Dec 29, 2023
cheesy

As usual, the gunmen never get to kill the "BIG MAN".


How they mysteriously survive attacks on their convoy is still a mystery to mediocre's who don't understand African Politics, Image laundry and Public Relations.

Watch this idiot trend for weeks to come. Channels TV will invite him for an interview in the coming days.



Dirty Politics

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Crime / Re: Uniform Man Killed By A Civilian In Jigawa State by KingSatan: 4:18pm On Jun 16, 2023
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Celebrities / Re: Chika Okpala Of "The New Masquerade" Is 73 Today by KingSatan: 10:25am On Jun 11, 2023
Chief Zebrudaya!

May you live longer.

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Business / Re: Customs Plans To Ban Second-Hand Clothes (Okrika) by KingSatan: 3:26pm On Jun 09, 2023
Please let the poor breath!

Used clothes are sold everywhere in the world. Stop making it look like Nigeria is the worse place on earth.

These strange and wicked policies are nauseating.

I repeat, let the poor breath.

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Education / Re: Russia University Introduces Yoruba Language & Others by KingSatan: 7:38pm On Jun 02, 2023
Nigeria, a beautiful country.

Nigeria, a land blessed with abundant natural resources.



"Nigerians" , lost to tribalism, hate, bigotry and extremism.

Looking at the posts before mine, I fear for the future of this country.

If we don't love ourselves, who will?

Nairaland lies every answer you seek about the Nigerian project. If you wonder why we are hated and despised whenever we leave the shores of this country, here lies the answers you seek.

In Summary, Nigeria is a country that hates itself.

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Celebrities / Re: Iya Gbonkan Begs Fans For Car by KingSatan: 6:18pm On May 29, 2023
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The folks above me really need to have their brains checked.

What has "entitlement mentality" got to do with a humble request from an elderly woman?

If she dies today or she is down with an ailment, you will send needless sympathetic quotes or worse still "give out your wicked hearts" in a show of hypocritical empathy.

The woman has a need and has a platform. She has aired her need and hopefully, those she has entertained will be touched to get her a car.

I have noticed with great dismay that the male folks of today are turning into staunch pessimists when subjects involving women are thrown on the table. You all need to check your heads.

STOP TALKING DOWN ON WOMEN.


STOP IT NOW!

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Romance / Re: How Much Is Coke In UK? by KingSatan: 8:56pm On May 28, 2023
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Travel / Re: Photos Of The Calabar-odukpani Dual Carriageway And Odukpani Flyover by KingSatan: 8:41pm On May 28, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy For Administrative Assistant At US Embassy, Nigeria (₦2,111,000 Monthly) by KingSatan: 9:42pm On May 26, 2023
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Education / Re: Emmanuel Osodeke Re-elected ASUU National President by KingSatan: 1:48pm On May 22, 2023
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He deserves it.

Congratulations Prof.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by KingSatan: 9:28pm On May 19, 2023
But Obama's last visit to Russia was in September 2013.

Banning him now doesn't make sense at all.

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Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Congratulates Hilda Baci by KingSatan: 7:18pm On May 15, 2023
Superwoman!
Politics / Re: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by KingSatan: 5:02pm On May 15, 2023
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Politics / Re: Chibok Schoolgirl, Saratu Dauda, Escapes After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by KingSatan: 3:50pm On May 15, 2023
I can only imagine what you have been through in the hands of those animals.

I say "Welcome Back" .

I am hopeful that the army will rehabilitate and integrate her into the society.

The army should also extract useful informations for intelligence.

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Events / Re: Mallinson Ukatu :100 Achievers Celebrates Billionaire Industrialist @59 by KingSatan: 3:05pm On May 09, 2023
Mallinson Ukatu, I celebrate your birthday. But I must remind you that you are a product of an extremely corrupt country and your dealings in Tramadol import, storage and distribution is in the public domain.

How you got yourself out of the EFCC net is still a mystery to many Nigerians but still not a surprise. Because it is widely known that once you "grease palms, the eagle will look away".


I have said so much already my good friend. If possible, restrain yourself from vainglorious publications and live a quiet life.

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Agriculture / Re: See The Massive Cassava I Produce From The Backyard! by KingSatan: 3:33pm On May 08, 2023
Man was never made to suffer or lack food. Men are hungry because they want to be.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Richard Sharp Resigns After Facilitating A Personal Loan Deal With Boris Johnson by KingSatan: 1:56pm On Apr 28, 2023
This is a lesson to "Japarians"

Nigeria isn't the only corrupt country. Even those who tag us as fantastically corrupt, are wicked and extremely corrupt.

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Politics / Re: Stamp Duty: Rivers, FG Opt For Out-of-court Settlement by KingSatan: 12:50pm On Apr 21, 2023
Wike will forever be remembered for fighting strong men.

He fought battles that his boss (Dr Peter Odili) couldn't fight.


Strong Man

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Agriculture / Re: How A Nigerian Teacher Earns A Living With An Organic Tomato Farm by KingSatan: 11:35am On Apr 21, 2023
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Culture / Re: Emami Presents Fake Ologbotsere Insignias To Olu Of Warri by KingSatan: 11:54am On Apr 17, 2023
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When thugs and people with questionable character are inducted into leadership positions through financial inducement or strange recommendations, they do nothing else but desecrate it's sanctity.




The most disgusting is that they have nothing to loose. They are pigs and always ready to fight dirty.



KingSatan

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Montana Passes Bill Blocking Tiktok Downloads by KingSatan: 8:54am On Apr 15, 2023
tctrills:

China was actually the first to ban all US social media companies. Please do your research.

I said "The world". Please learn some English.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Montana Passes Bill Blocking Tiktok Downloads by KingSatan: 8:32am On Apr 15, 2023
The US and Monopoly.

When will the world start blocking the USA?

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Crime / Re: A Child Tortured And Chained In Abia (Disturbing Photos) by KingSatan: 3:24pm On Apr 10, 2023
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Politics / Re: I Couldn't Watch 'Checkmate' Because We Had No TV - Aisha Yesufu by KingSatan: 5:14pm On Apr 08, 2023
It is expected.

A lot of folks won't have TV's, because it's a trend in today's world to deny your reality for social sympathy.

Another public figure will not have a house, TV stand, food, watch, shoes or clothes during the launch of this TV series.

In summary, welcome to Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: FG To Build NDLEA Barracks With N5.2bn by KingSatan: 2:45pm On Mar 23, 2023
Please allow me to rephrase,

FG AND CRONIES TO "EAT THE LAST YAM" BEFORE LEAVING THE SEAT OF POWER.

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Politics / Re: Meet Prof. Nnenna Oti: The Hero Of Abia Governorship Election by KingSatan: 2:41pm On Mar 23, 2023
BEAUTY WITH BRAINS.

Whenever I see women achieving great feats, I feel so elated.

May the heavens continue to raise feminine giants in Nigeria such as Professor Dora Akunyili of Blessed Memory, Dr. Okonjo Iweala, Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh, Professor Nnenna Oti, Chimamanda Adichie, Oby Ezekwesili, Folorunsho Alakija, Aisha Yesufu etc.

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Properties / Re: 7 Proven And Easy Ways To Reduce Your Next Building Cost! by KingSatan: 8:04pm On Mar 21, 2023
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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Misery Index Rises By 12 Points by KingSatan: 7:05am On Mar 10, 2023
Mysery Index cheesy cheesy cheesy

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