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PoliticsRe: FG Introduces Green Tax On Vehicles From July 1, 2026 by KingSatan: 12:45pm On Apr 26
Tinubu my son, in whom I am well pleased.
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Sadiya Umar Farouq, Bashir Nura Alkali Over $1.3m, ₦746.6m Fraud by KingSatan: 9:31pm On Apr 16
Leavey children alone! You all deserve more looting cheesy
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arrested With Over ₦5 Million Worth Of Drugs In Liberia (Picture) by KingSatan: 10:02am On Apr 09
Always my son's named Ojukwu!

Whenever I want to start a war or unrest in Nigeria, I send an Ojukwu.

Whenever I want to develop nations, I send an Ojukwu.

Always Ojukwu cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ribadu Asks El-rufai To Submit Evidence Of Toxic Chemical Procurement To DSS by KingSatan: 5:51am On Feb 16
The midget will run away.

El-rufai is a son in whom I am well pleased.
PoliticsRe: Senate Urges FG To Fix Collapsed Anambra Bridge by KingSatan: 7:49pm On Jan 28
Does the Nigerian senate have to beg the FG before the road is fixed?

Anyway, it favours me when the roads are bad and accidents happen.

SATAN
PoliticsRe: Senate Urges FG To Fix Collapsed Anambra Bridge by KingSatan: 7:48pm On Jan 28
Does the Nigerian senate have to beg the FG before the road is fixed?

Anyway, it favours me when the roads are bad and accidents happen.

Satan
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Demand ₦30M For Binuyo Lateefah – Mother's Emotional Plea Goes Viral by KingSatan: 7:47pm On Jan 28
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Not enough original content.

SATAN
Foreign AffairsRe: "US Massive Armada Heading To Iran, The Attack Will Be Far Worse"- Trump by KingSatan: 4:44pm On Jan 28
I love this kind of news!

War and destruction grin

Satan
TV/MoviesRe: Oversabi Aunty Becomes First Nollywood Directorial Debut To Hit ₦1 Billion by KingSatan: 5:57am On Jan 28
Entertainment has been one of our biggest exports. They need the support of Government to thrive and expand their reach.

You might not understand how much our entertainment industry has achieved over the years until you travel around Africa.

To everyone who has contributed greatly to Nigeria's entertainment industry, I say well-done.

SATAN
PoliticsRe: FG Target Sachet Water Reduction, 2.5 Billion Litres Consumed Annually by KingSatan:
This people just adopt anything they see online just to prove they are intellectually sound.

Any template that promotes sustainability is always a topic of discussion or debate in the nation. Meanwhile, these workshops and meetings are funnels to steal taxpayers money. They are conduits to justify stealing.

That's how some folks in Nigeria refer to themselves as climate activists meanwhile they know nothing about climate change. How much does Africa contribute in global emission, they don't know.

BARIKOR, LEAVE SACHET WATER ALONE OR I BLIND YOU!

SATAN
CelebritiesRe: The New Tonto Dikeh Is Sweet, But Something Feels Fishy by KingSatan: 3:11pm On Jan 26
Tonto can never change.
Tonto will never change.

These are the acts and scams of evening newspapers.

Tonto is my daughter and will remain mine. huh

Satan
CelebritiesRe: “jesus Saved Me” — Paul Okoye’s Wife, Ivy Ifeoma, Shares Testimony by KingSatan: 7:41pm On Jan 25
It seems sharing testimonies in church is the new trend.

Maybe it's related to the "Christian persecution" tag on Nigeria. So, anything Christian themed, brings good traffic. And traffic, brings good money.

If you doubt, visit her page tomorrow and see her showing you skimpy dresses and drinking wine.


I remain Satan.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Testifies About Reconciliation With Ex-husband; Churchill Reacts by KingSatan:
At a young age, they act wild and self destruct.

When they start getting old, broke or loosing market value like an evening newspaper, they run to church.

No doubt, the church has been a rehabilitation centre for expired or semi-expired products. But in the case of self destroyed women who were unable to hit jackpot, it is actually a place for rebranding.

Look at her relationship pyramid? From Malivelihood (Pro Jeweler) to Churchill (Businessman and Philanthropist who looks like Obasanjo), then KPOKPOGRI (huh?). She was actually declining in value.

Now, her target will be a SIMPLETON who is mostly referred to as "god fearing Men". A SIMPLETON that will look beyond her "PAST" kpokogri's and other terrible things she has done.

Or maybe she is now a second virgin, like Eucharia Anunobi cheesy angry grin grin.

Who is coming to the podium to testify every sunday? Tonto!

Before testimony, she will hail "Papa and El ROI as though her god is restricted to that name or it commands a special place in its heart wink wink

Anyway, her son remains the victim. And even time cannot stop it, or his tears, erase it.

I remain Satan
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Sales Hit Record High In UK As Gen Z Buys More Bibles by KingSatan: 10:52am On Jan 18
TheStoriesOfMan:
I've lived in the West for quite some time. I didn't struggle(though to find cheap house na war), so this came as a surprise to me.

Or maybe I'm so preoccupied that I don't read the news. Maybe.
Maybe you had things figured out, or maybe it's the migration factor. As someone who moved from a third world, it's easy to appreciate the structures in place over there and the value you get for every effort compared to where you are coming from.

Or maybe you are living in a country different from the UK and USA. Above all, the UK is a shithole, it's getting difficult and stinking by the day. Same with France.
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Sales Hit Record High In UK As Gen Z Buys More Bibles by KingSatan: 10:40am On Jan 18
TheStoriesOfMan:
Bad economy inna first-world country?

Wow, my first time of reading such.
Yes, that's because you have always believed that the West is Best. They go through the same thing you are going through here. Housing cost is on an all time high. Check inflation too
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche's Dunamis Held 41 Crusades: From Abuja To The Rest Of The World In 2025 by KingSatan: 10:03am On Jan 18
Just another religious funfair. Doesn't add anything to the statistics
Christianity EtcRe: Why Church Attendance Cannot Take You To Heaven by KingSatan: 10:02am On Jan 18
Come to Satan, you don't need to go to heaven. Hell is Hot and there you will find hot girls too shocked
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Sales Hit Record High In UK As Gen Z Buys More Bibles by KingSatan: 10:01am On Jan 18
It's simply because they have a bad economy. People tend to shift to faith based theories whenever there is hardship.
RomanceRe: My Encounter With Single Mothers So Far by KingSatan:
Singer Mother's are like Cancer! They don't love you and will never love you. They won't even love the children/child they will birth for you as much as they love their "love child/children".

Secondly, they are easy meat. The same kindness they are showing to you, that's what they are showing to more than 20 men.

The same free sex you are getting from them, it's still what they are giving to more than 20 men including their child's daddy.

You are a means to an end. So avoid them!

What we have failed to understand and acknowledge is that there is a cultural shift and this women now have a group or association, boldy funded and celebrated by agents of the West. Go on social media and see how they cheer themselves and what they discuss within themselves.

Their values are flawed and when they get tired of free money from their Western friends, they continue their search to find a father figure for their love children/child.

Most of those women you call single mothers always feel like they deserved more and their story is always about how they settled for less. So what makes you feel you are also not a "less man"? Or what makes you feel like you are better than the other men she has slept with?

Let me tell you for a fact, most single mothers are greedy and extremely selfish. They leave their homes and become hookup girls/women. What's the rationale behind leaving your husband to date a married man for money?

Sex and food, disguised as benevolence or kindness is their weapon. Until you enter their trap, you won't understand or believe what I am saying to you.

Don't fall for it my son. Don't carry another man's baggage. Don't lick another man's vomit. huh

Continue searching and you will find a good bride. There are virgins everywhere too. So you might be lucky to get a virgin as a wife.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Chris Uba’s Convoy, Kill Two Security Operatives by KingSatan:
cheesy

As usual, the gunmen never get to kill the "BIG MAN".


How they mysteriously survive attacks on their convoy is still a mystery to mediocre's who don't understand African Politics, Image laundry and Public Relations.

Watch this idiot trend for weeks to come. Channels TV will invite him for an interview in the coming days.



Dirty Politics
CrimeRe: Uniform Man Killed By A Civilian In Jigawa State by KingSatan: 4:18pm On Jun 16, 2023
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CelebritiesRe: Chika Okpala Of "The New Masquerade" Is 73 Today by KingSatan: 10:25am On Jun 11, 2023
Chief Zebrudaya!

May you live longer.
BusinessRe: Customs Plans To Ban Second-Hand Clothes (Okrika) by KingSatan: 3:26pm On Jun 09, 2023
Please let the poor breath!

Used clothes are sold everywhere in the world. Stop making it look like Nigeria is the worse place on earth.

These strange and wicked policies are nauseating.

I repeat, let the poor breath.

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