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freecocoa:
Kai! You people can lie eh, how do people come up with such stories, worse is, how stup1d does someone have to be to believe this crap you posted? Na wa o.

there's no part of that post that says u must believe what is written & please if yu have to make a comment,don't quote me

someone told me of a story of a pastor that asked God to take his sight cos dat was his weakness *in d sense dat he lusts after women easily* ,it happened that he was preaching to his congregation without his sight,but one day he asked God to restore his sight just so he could see his congregation & how many people he'd converted & God did restore his sight just for dat sake & dat moment then he went blind again..my point is dat,just like the bible says,"if its your eyes that'll make u commit sin,pluck it off"..
most guys of today can't see a lady walk past without looking back to get a full view of her arss*bad habit i tried so hard to stop*
Although i don't want to lose my sight like that pastor but i pray it doesn't take me to hell

Suicide??,sounds strange cos real Nigerians don't commit suicide,anyways RIP to the deceased.
OP,it seems yu have a contract with seun to supply d stories for FP today

She's talking as if her father owns rivers state,well thats what freedom of speech caused

Even the devil goes to church,let alone his followers..dem dey go source for members and cause distraction for church & they are also the major donors in the church especially in Catholic

Sunday morning is d easiest day to make FP on NL..whats wrong wit d groom,shyness or FEAR??..poor picture quality from d camera,makes it look like a drawing from a quack artist

Amen..i pray there will be no bokoharam & plane crash

He's probably gay

see d height diference..if it were to be with mata or rafael,it would not av been dis funny

To me I'd place Premarital sexx first on d list cos most times after d act i feel so weak to even pray or go to church & commit my sef to God..most times i wished i stayed chaste

Even robbers pay their tithe..bros pay ur tithe joorh,money is never rejected even if its in a dirty bag..Holyspirit will purify d money

Handjob,blowwjob,so many jobs...yet so much unemployment.. smh

helphelp:
K

dude,u truly need help

@ Op..must yu counter the thread about dating introverts??..besides,ur points are far from reasonable to me

@ Op..must yu counter the thread about dating introverts??..besides,ur points are far from reasonable

I'm guilty of NO 2,but i noticed something about those banks,they always have their pen/biro chained to a desk and it made me to wonder,,,if we can trust the bank with our money,Y can't they trust us wit their pen??..anyways dats a Question for d gods

Racism is a very Great Challenges the
Blacks are Facing within the Whites and
seriously it will never stop if:-

1. Racism will never stop as long as white
Cars are still using Black Tires.

2. Racism will never end as we still wash
white clothes first before others.

3. Racism will never end if people still wear
White clothes to Wedding and black
clothes to Funerals.

4. Racism will never end as long as those
who don’t pay their Bills are blacklisted not
White Listed.

5. Racism will never end because even
when you’re playing a Snooker game, You
won’t win until you sink the Black ball and
the white balls remain on the Field..
Add Yours!!!

I'm just like one of those ushers that's always waiting to catch people that will fall & help them get up..don't know if I'll ever fall cos am always conscious to those pastors that try & push ur head or set leg for u to fall

Its only in movies dat u see d police catching bad guys..but in d REAL WORLD,How can we expect dem to protect & serve d community wen dey have joined forces with d criminals..*in lucky dube's voice* "DON'T STEAL,POLICE HATE COMPETITION"

Note: Just For Fun

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like
Africa. Half discovered, half-wild,
naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like
America. Well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India.
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her
own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
France. Gently aging but still a warm
and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like
Yugoslavia. Aftermath of the war,
haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia,
Very wide and borders are un-patrolled.
The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering
past but uncertain tomorrow.

After 70, women become like Nigeria.
Everyone knows where it is but no one
wanna go there.

cne010: Help me tell him he didn't even complete the story. Fake asss guy

nigga,i owe u no explanation so u can shove ur diiickk in ur a.sshole and GO FVCK URSELF

100Cents: Yea, there are ladies who romance you while you drive.
Crazy girls I will say.

Your friend's destiny was stolen by a mermaid. Let him go and fast and pray..

am also surprised dat he agreed to d part of recieving a BJ while driving,i think he's even lucky he,cos he could av lost control & had an accident,but i guess she planned it all along maybe not to kill him instead..i hope he goes for deliverance b4 tins get worse

cne010: @OP you can lie eh! This story has be making rounds on the internet for a while and if you claimed he was your friend the you didn't copy the whole story before pasting it here.

Here is the continuation.

When the guy go home he house was on fire. Managing to go to work on Monday he got fired.

So kingslayer make sure you copy the whole story next time.

no be only fire,y didn't u use a fire extinguisher on him??..i didn't copy it from anywhere mister cne010 and if u don't believe me its not my biz

teeo: https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lie.gif

You can lie oo

who is this one again??..welcome sir,we av noticed u,shebi na wetin u dey find

OnyeEgo1: hmmmm.... Nawa o tins are apunning o... Learnt alotta tins... Shey mammi water no dey ugly??

lol..funny guy,na ugly gurls u wan dey go for now??..but nice question sha cos all d stories we hear abt mamiwater chics are dat they are always extremely pretty & mostly lightskinned,maybe dat leaves us with an option of only going for not d too pretty ones for safety oo

Christian Mothers in Mgbishii, a rural
community in Ohaji/Egbema Local
Government Area in Imo state have cried
out to the government and the Catholic
Archbishop of Owerri Ecclesiatical Province,
Dr. Anthony Obinna, over alleged atrocities
being committed by their sons and
daughters in the area.
According to Vanguard, the women made
this appeal during a recent visit to the
Catholic Archbishop at the Maria Assumpta
Catholic Cathedral in Owerri.
“We are r***d and molested by our own
children. You cannot come to Mgbuishii
and return home safely because of the
crime rate” the women said. Continue…
According to the women, they have
complained to the state government and
other security agents over the high rate of
crime being committed by their children
but all their complaints have not been
answered.
“We are angry because government is not
looking at our direction at all. We have
been completely abandoned for years.
Now we have no good roads, no electricity,
no market, nothing is going on in our
place. To make things worse, we are now
suffering from insecurity” they said
The women decried the lack of police
presence within their community. They say
their sons have become so wayward that
they beat up any police man who tries to
intervene during any criminal activity
within the community.
“Each time we report cases to the police
and they manage to send their men at all,
the criminals beat them(policemen) up
because they (criminals) parade more
sophisticated weapons than what the
policemen have. We needed police escort
to get here (Maria Assumpta Cathedral)
and we will also need them to go back
home” they said
The women also said they are thinking of
relocating from their villages to safer
places in Rivers state. They say even the
catholic priest in their community is also
threatening to leave their community
“Even the Reverend Father in our place is
complaining and threatening to go away.
About two weeks ago, some reverend
sisters visited our place and were waylaid
on the road and robbed. We have a lot of
problems and that is why the women have
come to complain to the Archbishop, who
is our father in the lord” they said
The Archbishop after listening to all their
complains prayed for the women.

source: www..ng/2014/09/04/sons-rpe-us-daily-basis-imo-christian-mothers-cry/

@perry2020,thanks for sharing too,i av already learnt my lessons before now cos some free/easy things always have something attached to them

goalburner: It berra you go find d babe cos it might turn out dat she ran mad

u can help us go find her,maybe dis tym it would be ur joystick she will swallow

ifyalways: The OP should take care of the kids. Neither of the parents deserve to resign as they are gainfully employed. The position is very appropriate for the jobless OP .

U sound like a jobless maid urself,but instead of indirectly trying to make people notice dat ur learning how to talk,its better u walk away in silence

rozzay: Let's be crious here, deres every possibility dat d guy is telling d truth, dese things happen. OP thank u for d enlightenment he who has ears let dem hear. As for ur friend let him seek deliverance in a bible believing church preferably MFM

Thanks,but i understand the reason y people doubt the story because it sounds unbelievable or made up,but it really happened.. I am not a regular poster,and i dont have plans of posting hearsay stories.
I did my part in sharing d story as a warning,but its not my duty to convince anyone to believe it,and to me sometimes experience is not the best teacher,u can actually learn from someone else's experience..
About d deliverance of a thing,he hasn't yet agreed to take courage to go for prayers,but i think he would soon because his life is kinda messed up now

OnyeEgo1: How can someone be driving and receiving B.J he no go lose concentration?? Well nyc script

am not here to convince anyone to believe d story..am just saying niggas should be careful with careless chics