₦airaland Forum

ujchief: u report to ur ppa imediately. Since most are goin to class room, u'll report to ur principal. School's gonna be on summer break till mid september, so u report, then travel and wait til sept to resume.

ok chief,thanks. Dat sounds sweet but...

sammygold: Edukelly, u said ur list was pasted ystday, so wia were u posted to? Hope u didnt just raise a false alarm.

he said he went there dis morn.but ddn't see anyfin...so it was jus a rumour. Nysc is mean dis time around

Gd even house. 4 those dat r having tension,pls just relax...all wil be wel by 2mrw.@T.stone d guy da told u he has gotn his own,r u sure he was telin u da truth Pls guys after d 3 wks camping,is dia a break b4 going 2 PPA or is it immediate? Pls i need an answer so as 2 knw how 2 do some of ma arrangements. Thanks!

sweetrie: so pissed and confused. How do i get call up on sunday n get back to lagos dt same day and then travel on monday... Wish i cud slap my dean of students for this rubbish. Oh god, help me o....

y not prepare once?dats wat i wana do. Leave lag on thurs,stay arnd til sunday or mon wen i'll leave 4 camp

[quote author=Shygal][/quote]shy!!!

bukkylois: I hav decided to ignore dis cos u nvr new how my post came to be....sigh dis thread is not just it abeg...too much issh

u say u're ignoring it,yet u quote it. Gurl let me hit d nail on d head 4u...u're quick tempered,and hav no sense of humour. Dats not d way of life...u stil hav a long way 2go. U've just broken a record as d 1st person i'm makin a direct reply 2 since dis thread began. Congrats!!

sigba: You know na, you come here once a day and then start quoting and replying forgotten posts. I remember one post u quoted and replied the person harshly (the person sounded rude in the post) not knowing that the person apologised later on, when you got to the post where the person apologised, you had to apologise to him for ur earlier post. this is just an example, it has happened many times, infact, everyday. lol, disadvantages of coming late to the house.

hahahahaha! U're right here,but not everyday o!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]I can't slip again[/quote]dnt worry babe,u'll sleep afta 2day

Edukelly: . a̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊d̶̲̥̅̊ ΰя dept?

mech/prod.engr

Edukelly: . What's ΰя name bro?

07066563866 pls flash me twice,i'll cal u 4d details. Tanx bro

naijaobi: IGBO MAN?? IGBO MAN CAN'T CALL LAGOS NEGOS BUT LEGOS

some do o! Me self na igboman

Gombs: Sigba well said o...Thanks...What happened to 9zeros?...

Since the thread wants joke,let's give em jokes...But matured funny jokes not those we've read even inside secondary school magazines...Hope this one's funny o

BBM POST UTME JUNE EXAM
2012:
Answer all questions; Note no
calculator or any electronic
devices. Time:- 1hr:30mins
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy that opened shop at
Alaba international market (a)
Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov. Peter Obi
(2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while her husband is still
alive (a)Dame Patience (B) Turai
(c)Stella
(3) Who Strike pass (a) Boko
Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)Patience Dame
(4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's head (a) True (B)
false (c) I don't know
(5) What are the names of the
two people holding hands when
you power-on a Nokia phone (a)
Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan
Giggs and John Terry (C)OBJ
and IBB
(6) If the past tense of take is
took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
(7) I have a dream is to Luther
.king as I have no shoes is to … (a)
GEJ (B)IBB (c) OBJ
( What is the plural form of
GARRI (a) garris (B)garried (B)
garium
(9) If Adekunle Chukuwma
Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will
he write JAMB next year? (a) No
(B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
(10) Which university has the
highest no. of babes that travel
to Dubai for 2weeks and return
with British accent a)Ebus
B)Unijos c)Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt
all questions.
(1a)Differentiate between Do or
Die and if I don't win the next
election their will be blood shed.
(B)If it took GEJ 50years to trek
to Aso rock without shoes, how
long would it have taken if he
wore TOMS?”
(2a) Using Almighty Formula,
calculate the diameter of Don
Jazzy's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-
girlfriend Wins N100Million
Naira In The Glo WINBIG
Promo 2 Days After you Broke
Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is Adaobi?
(B)What are the surnames of the
three statues that welcome you to
Lagos…
(4)What is the difference
between copy-copy and
giraffing.
All questions carry equal marks.
GOODLUCK=))

ajajajajajajajajajajaja. Guy u just made ma night. Even til 2mr,cnt stop laughing at dis. Cheii

sigba: Owwkay! I think i've kept quite long enough.
Now, i believe that this thread can never, i repeat, never go back to the way it used to be, 9zeros has withdrawn, Tstone is now the mod, we re begining to see peeps come out of their shells, some are easily provoked, some just cant let things pass, some find it hard to forget, some are just comfortable doing the opposing jobs, some are peace makers, some are mummy's pets, some are funny, some can be annoying sometimes, some are just too quite, some like it when the are sought for so they love "lying low", i could go on and on, but in all, that's what makes each of us unique, it's a trait therefore it cant be hidden. There can never be a 100% agreement in the house, there's bound to be friction at some points, even in heaven satan stood up against God almighty. Amongst Jesus' desciples one of them sold him out, so let's all get used to the little oppositions that arise at some point in this thread, if someone directly or indirectly "insults" you, you can choose to address the person and ignore his/her replies, and try as much as you can to let things pass, pls, for the sake of this thread, let's learn to accommodate each other.
Maximum respect to Tstone for not giving up on this thread, you've been doing a good job here.
Pls let's try to live in harmony in this house, it's not a sin to have misunderstandings but it's a sin to harbour it in our heart and not let go.
If you want to critizize anybody, pls do it without makin the person feel hurt.
Abeg, we need us to survive. We never start our journey oh, we have a long way to go.
I love you guys. I'm not giving up on this thread.

we luv u 2 nancie. But ehm... Plz wich of d cartegories above does kinnad belong? Be sincere o

[quote author=Gods-child]This is simply referred to as "Self-centeredness"...batch C thread was supposed to start in august yes, agreed...but if you take your time to read through the first page of our thread, you'll understand our reluctance...even the initiator of the thread apologized for his early actions, but what can we do about it? this is Nairaland in which unlike Facebook et al, you can't remove a post or comment once you hit 'Submit' button...We simply had no choice...There is no need for you to feel sorry for us or refer to us as if we are nonentities, we are graduates like you and we expect you to at least wish us well in our endeavor...it doesn't cost you anything to visit our thread and tell us your opinion just like KINNAD did...Or hop in to say Hi just like SHYGAL did...We would appreciate that...November may look like a long way to go from now but it will definitely come sha just as July smiles around the corner...
At the inception of this thread, no one knew it would be this elaborate...Some of us, like ABBASUFI, have been part of this thread...still are & would still be as long as Nairaland exists(i'm always quiet 'cause i get ignored most times i drop comments)...It has been great fun sitting on the sidelines and watching the drama...We wish you best of luck as you get your postings and get ready for camp, safe journey as you travel and a pleasant service year ahead!...It is well...*laughing*
N.B.: No offense meant in any way, this is just an opinion.[/quote]u're truely God's child. Tanx 4d gud wishes...

Gombs: my dear,this house has failed to see something...One,the individual differences here is borne out of a faction of the house trying to please some other faction...Now,the jokes were a good idea,but the thread was not a joke thread...The jokes started because a faction wanted it to 'ease tension' and the other faction obliged...Now some other faction watched in horror the sudden change and hence the indifference.Now,there's alot other things to talk of while we wait for the list,eg topics like, should ladies braid or fix weave on while going to camp?(because rain and drills fit mess am up) or what if your clothings (white kits)were rejected...Etc..But the main aim would still be that the page remains related to the discuss...So,alot folks here may pick offence at this,but tis the fact...There're factions in the house,let's face it.

Oga,faction or no faction,there's no time 4 dat now. More0ver all u said above has bn discussed in d old house but u came late,whose fault Dis is time 4 expectations,so no time 4 quarel...hope u understand

Gombs: my dear,this house has failed to see something...One,the individual differences here is borne out of a faction of the house trying to please some other faction...Now,the jokes were a good idea,but the thread was not a joke thread...The jokes started because a faction wanted it to 'ease tension' and the other faction obliged...Now some other faction watched in horror the sudden change and hence the indifference.Now,there's alot other things to talk of while we wait for the list,eg topics like, should ladies braid or fix weave on while going to camp?(because rain and drills fit mess am up) or what if your clothings (white kits)were rejected...Etc..But the main aim would still be that the page remains related to the discuss...So,alot folks here may pick offence at this,but tis the fact...There're factions in the house,let's face it.

Oga,faction or no faction,there's no time 4 dat now. More0ver all u said above has bn discussed in d old house but u came late,whose fault Dis is time 4 expectations,so no time 4 quarel...hope u understand

Gombs: You wish...Dream on

why didn't you stick to the below sputum you adviced me on?(let me change bros to sis)

"um, sis eh, e no hard. just scroll past and stop smashing your face in the concrete wall for nothing.
"

hey! Plz dnt talk 2 Loskee lyk dat o! Oya say sorry now or i send u bak 2 gombe hehe. #just kidin# so dnt flare up@me k

Edukelly: FINALLY, the̶̲̥̅̊ MOST awaited nysc BATCH B posting list Ȋ̝̊̅§ out in ESUT agbani .enugu. A̶̲̥̅♏ getting nervous oooo. They pasted it dis nite. A̶̲̥̅♏ a winner cos M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣ name Ȋ̝̊̅§ EDU. Gud luck τ̅☺ U̶̲̥̅̊ guys in d house.

wooow!! Do u mind helping me 2 check mine?faculty of engnr.

Loskee: yerxx ooo! i see you too.. keep the jokes coming. may God grant us all journey mercies to our respective schools.
in Jesus Name, Amen.

wen wil u be going to 042?

luvola: two of my class mates got posted to ogun et oyo,this runz tingz seems to have clicked for some dudez.the report so far had been favourable

oh! May dis be my portion o! Dnt wana be 2 far away

[quote author=Ms_Steph]waiting 4 U[/quote]another1

[quote author=Ms_Steph]Tired of all dah fake jokes abeg. *yawns*[/quote]hahaha...u're always funny.

bukkylois: TELEPHONE CONVERSATION

Chief Lucky: Hello is that Nondon?
Phone Operator: Yes.
Chief Lucky: Can I speak to Selator Nawrence Dafilole?
Phone Operator: Senator Lawrence Dafinone is out.
Chief Lucky: Can I message you?
Phone Operator: Sure!
Chief Lucky: Tell him Chief Nucky from Nagos called.
Phone Operator: Please spell your name!
Chief Lucky: Are you ready?
L for Elephant
U for Europe
C for Scissors
K for Chemist
Y for Wire........

hehe! Dats
an igboman 4u.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]its not all about d years some died immediately after deir final papers,some during nysc some don't even haff a job. When there is life there is hope[/quote]very correct

nana: Thanks T.Stone. I didn't school in Nigeria. Finished from UEL.

wow,eastern london! Lost admission there

Adedoks: u just cant tell,so does dat mean we shld pray 4 postin to terrible boko states cos we may work in bank n may meet our fiance n not feel lyk returnin bk,see i can experience al in dis too in Behind lagos,abuja... Abi wetin i talk

hmmm! Serious misquote

bukkylois: Watever...if u followed wests post properly u should no he loved ha dearly...dunno wats d problem of peepz on dis thread....still disappointed....u were rude n insensitive...gbam!! Tryin to indirectly say some of us aint matured won't get u off d hook....done wif dis thread joor

just liked dat?? @dis 11th hourU hav just dissapointed me 2 Bukky

[quote author=T.stone]Kinnad, I feel if you know sm1 who can help you @ d SA of ur sch can check for you...I mean the posting list cos I don't know much about maybe the letter is always sealed. It depends on your connection.[/quote]ok bro,tanx

Shygal: am glad we did... Hop u all do same 4me too, mine's 15th sept oooo! Take note house.lol

Lolz..by den som of us might be n some remote villages wit no access 2 elect.or even network

Chokolee: ....
Ur welcome bro..hw many years u be now sef, come..hw u go dey sleep on ur birthday,*ehen before i forget* where is our share of the cake *wit a funny frown on his face*

age Just +1. Cake Nxt time

mykejones: Hey guys! Relax! I'v got the full list
Shygurl
Sigba
Kinnad
Gombs
Arap
T.Stone
Contra
Bj88
Anitank
Bukkylosis
Norilicious
Sammygold
Ujchief
Chokolee

Thanks ya'l for sharing my day wf me!
Been sleepin al day jare..lol.
U guys really really made my day.

hehe. Oga myke

Adedoks: any state abi born again corper.dont wory i pray 4 u d anointin n power to serve ur country in zamfara state fall upon u nw in jesus name n let me hear a big amen... Lol dont wory d lord has just answered dis prayer,just begin to thk God

zamfara isnt a death sentence k. God always has a way of protectin his pple. I hav a frnd in minna who was caught by boko boys alongside some odas. He watched pple slaughtered b4 his eyes,n he said his last prayer immediately beggin God 2 recieve him,bt wen they got 2 his turn they just collected his phone n his frnd's n slapped dem wit a matchet n asked dem 2 run away. I dnt pray 2 go 2d north bt if i'm posted dia n no way i can change it,i'll commit my life 2 God n go.Afterall people die everywia