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You guys have spoken well,you see is a dream of every lady to married her first love,but, , what is the but?
The but comes from the both party because you will see a guy that is not faithful & also you will find a lady that is not appreciating what the guy is doing and vice visa, but let me tell you there is "REAL LOVE", But another thing that make the first love not existing is when someone find the first love, imagine a person that find the first love in secoundary school one way or the other the two we depart especially when Almighty JABM is still Jambing them, it can really be fun to them but you see that when they get to school is another story, especially if one of them been influence by friends although he or she too may like to end up with the first love but it cann't help the situation,thereafter excuses will start risen, this really started with a guy when he has seen a prety lady in school may be the first love is still looking for her result & you see most of our ladies, "OPOLO RIBI TO TUTU BASI".In a nutshell it takes the grace of God to end up with your first love, but let me tell you guys in the house that said their is no LOVE, See is just that you have not really seen the REAL LOVE, i pray that may your eyes be open & may God help you to find it, so stop the lotto of a thing hemmm Maxflame There is Real Love, may be because you have not met her {For me i'm vehemently  happy that i found my Real Love Which i  will marry}

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.  It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the

drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.  He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

1. You have tennis elbow.

2. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.

3. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.  He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results


The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. ,  Get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Don't blame the guy, naa him step mother they worry ham,he is d biggest fool indeed , i dey cry for him

This is 100 units course, someone must not carry the course. Is really a good & nice steps anyway,i was laughing through the whole dance[img]http://[/img][img][/img]

kinglary, it sem zat yu & the European comision do ze meting togezer,anyway sha it very interecting.keep it up

The lady naa real funny person, she eat & just want comot, which is deffinately impossible to do, may be she don forget say for anything receive from a guy especially mere guy like that, there must always be returns for it,therefore she is due fear to pay for what she ate unless if the guy na mumu

na opportunity the guy use there, you know say opportunity come but once & immediate if it lost, it  can't be regain

oh boy you no dey serious @ all,naa for were you see this 1,you wan kill person,you are a maga

What of:

Wetin man go do
My person pepper neva red oooo
ol boy i no gbadu una
I no get crawn for hand

You be my person jare, I beg never look at their side. this is democracy regime anybody can talk no one who charge them. It that clear JAGUDA, more grace to your elbow either the joke naa old ooo or new,anyhow jagajaga,joke na joke