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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 12:17am On Mar 15, 2018
mrcalcufast:
so ororo is 6.4 tall? shocked,I am pretty sure you must have added your dad's height though grin
Yes, my dad is quite tall though but I actually wanted to ask you to cut me some inches from your dad's height before I remember your dad was crowned the shortest man in the world in the Guiness Book of Records, so If I should borrow from your dad's, that means he will break his own record in a competition of his own ... Dwarfism grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 12:09am On Mar 15, 2018
mrcalcufast:
the same way tap ins satisfy Madrid fans sexual fantasies grin
Yes bro.. Because we got the result and was crowned the best in Europe and our Tapnaldo beat your dwarf with unkempt beards to win tge world best player tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 12:05am On Mar 15, 2018
mrcalcufast:
your immense stupidity wouldn't let you understand the fact that messi already got numerous shadows at barca, so what should he be doing at PSG? grin

Well, Messi was in Thiago Silva's shadow last season when Neymar show why he was a better player than the midget.

You see how kante played tonight? how he was able to manage a small space because of his dwarfism, The same way your midget always does which you expect a 6.4 tall G.O.A.T ORORO to do the same.

Midget doing the midget thingy, you all are shouting, will you shut up. ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 12:01am On Mar 15, 2018
Gbam on to the next round... Lord gimme Barka dogs... I want to rape them ... I mean good drilling
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:57pm On Mar 14, 2018
Kholiwe:

barca fans with their irrelevant stats ehhn. They wont tell you that As at 2015 they where both on 75 goals each.Messi has been dropping diasterclass since then and ororo has lead his team to back to back champions league.

They won't tell you what their Argentine shaqiri was doing last season when they met juve... Lailai

While Neymar overtook a whole white keita to win the MOTM in a game he was needed the most against PSG... The same Neymar they all are bashing... I bet it PSG would have dropped to Europa if it was messi playing in that team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:52pm On Mar 14, 2018
If not for Neymar1095 masterclass against PSG who went on to win the MOTM with your goatee walking up and down like a street b**CH we all know what could have happened... Big Game player my foot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:44pm On Mar 14, 2018
Barka Dogs, QF is your limit though tongue ... That was how you won PSG last season in round of 16 only to get knocked out by juve with your acclaimed Goat playing in the pocket of chellini, Bonucci, and Balzalgi grin...

Overrated Midget wey no fit score home or away in a UCL quarter final to help is team secure the semis.. Is that one a GOAT? TWA.. Barka Dogs sha like to bark sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:35pm On Mar 14, 2018
Melvyn11:

I swear the only times i saw Messi in the match was when he scored . For thr full 90mins willian was dangerous through out more than the barca entire front line.

Lmao grin

If not for the curse on CFC... This barca team is overrated ah swear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:33pm On Mar 14, 2018
Melvyn11:

100 Faster fc, Less appearance fc Sit your dumb ass down. Who is still the greatest goal scorer in champions league history twatt.

Less appearance when juve had to rape them to devoid them of the chance to move into the next round... Big game player they say?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:26pm On Mar 14, 2018
Neymar1095:
i jejely left this thread alone in peace. Don't poke the bear.
Don't mind them... Refalonas
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 11:25pm On Mar 14, 2018
Melvyn11:

Dont mind them. Apart from his goals he didn't do anything. They wont bring take ons stats .

That is the height of their hypocrisy.
Celebrities / Re: Mary Timms Heartbroken Over Rape Of 9-Year-Old Girl In Bayelsa, Speaks Out! by KinzyeWriter(m): 3:05pm On Mar 13, 2018
sinaj:
31yr old raping a child angry

John Grisham's 'A Time to kill' comes to mind sad
These guys deserve jungle justice atimes undecided

Joystick Jungle Justice... (JJJ)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:10am On Mar 12, 2018
Neymar1095:
Nothing trumps Bayern 7:0 against Barca. Home and away almighty barca couldn't score any single goal. Messi scored 60goals that season stat padding against Getafe and Levante.
Ahn ahn... are you saying goat was there doing nothing, but watching robben jubilating? ... It was 7:0 0am Midget woke from the nightmare. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:06am On Mar 12, 2018
CFC COMING FOR YOU TOMORROW!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 4:52pm On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:

Nothing concern me and Madrid defenders but this one ended his career.
grin .... And He couldn't continue again ... LMAO

Religion / Re: The Sumerian Tables Account On The Flesh And Blood Gods Of The Bible. by KinzyeWriter(m): 10:30am On Mar 11, 2018
butterflylion:


LMAO so you admit that it is a battle! Interesting grin

Indeed the kingdom of God suffers violence and only the violent take it by force.

We are always here for "battle" as you put it and you who are a minority will always keep loosing even as world statistics show atheism is on a rapid decline worldwide now.

You Got to act like a cripple, when you're among them... If you're wise enough, you'll understand... No statistical prove can be weigh tangible that atheism is on the decline... We are in Muslim, In Christian, and others... tongue

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Religion / Re: My Greatest Regret As An Agnostic Atheist by KinzyeWriter(m): 10:15am On Mar 11, 2018
dalaman:


Are you not living a life of deceit by believing that the ancient mythology , folklore and fiction of the ancient Jews and Romans is real?

Gbam! cheesy

Religion / Re: The Sumerian Tables Account On The Flesh And Blood Gods Of The Bible. by KinzyeWriter(m): 10:03am On Mar 11, 2018
bobowaja:

I have being seeing your posts and that of analice around here for a while now..... You guys are opposite of what a Christian world constitute. So much hate have filled you guys up.

One advice for you and your wife. Purge your soul of this hate else it will destroy you.

Who engages in battle with those guys is wasting his time.. They are just xtain by mouth, they are not in character.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 9:57am On Mar 11, 2018
hardwerk:
iwu mkpi
Ehya... Is that to your Fada?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by KinzyeWriter(m): 9:38am On Mar 11, 2018
hardeycute:
tongue Finished Cr7 or just a 'poacher' like the foolish people used to type/say.


You won't show us the numbers of other 'poachers' doing it consistently.only if he had started the season on a good note but the injustice(suspension) didn't help the matter

Yes o, I just pray he keeps scoring goals in every game he plays now!!!

The season could turn out to be awesome at the end smiley

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 9:28am On Mar 11, 2018
Neymar1095:
cheesy Messi sense of fashion is world class. The man looks like a primary School teacher here.

Barker Dogs won't like his... Buh very true cheesy

With that trouser looking like "my daddy dash me" cheesy

Oversized shoe, Over rated midget. grin

Goat for no reason. grin

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Business / Re: Customer Battles Sterling Bank Over N219m Fraud by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:52am On Mar 09, 2018
Sterling Bank ? As In A Whole Bank ? As in ... WTF

Well I Don Enter FTC, First time in my NL Career. cheesy

So what am I getting for being on FTC ? sad

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Family / Re: Dad Pretends To Be Another Person To Find Out If His Daughter Has A Boyfriend by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:48am On Mar 09, 2018
Youngzedd:


Soldiers and SARS personal's mouth will be padlock. There is an injection to be used to make a man impotent. Their thing no go dey stand grin

Lots of measures will be put in place.

Well, FISTING is there, I mean good fisting cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Dad Pretends To Be Another Person To Find Out If His Daughter Has A Boyfriend by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:42am On Mar 09, 2018
peeps4u:
Imagine the man's reaction if he asked for her daughter's nude and she gave him.
Happy for the man that his daughter didn't fail him
But it is hard to believe such a grown up girl doesn't have a bf. Having a bf doesn't translate to being promiscous.

As long as it is this country... It is.
Family / Re: Dad Pretends To Be Another Person To Find Out If His Daughter Has A Boyfriend by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:40am On Mar 09, 2018
Youngzedd:
grin Monitoring spirit.

Well, my daughter (future tense) will move around with two soldiers and two SARS personnel with an order of shot at sight, before all this one kobo Nairaland boys will spoil her for me grin grin grin


Na those soldiers go teach am how to give BJ cheesy
Literature / Re: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:17pm On Mar 08, 2018
I was sleeping outside one day, I woke up in the midnight to go inside, unconsciously I saw something in white that went towards the sitting room door direction, I thought it was my friend, I stood up and went inside our room which direction is different from sitting room, only to find my friend inside, I was asking him, is he not the one that went to the sitting room, he said no, so when I finally got back to my normal self, and I realized if someone truly enters the sitting room, I should have heard the door making a sound like it always does...

Still confused till now.


Search deeply and you'll later realised it is spiritual...


I once had one like that which after I got freed from it got my legs shaking and when tried walking, I fell again... This is no where just a sleep, this is pure oppression.
Literature / Re: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by KinzyeWriter(m): 7:06pm On Mar 08, 2018
crazypencils20:


How do you know? What causes it, what are its spiritual effects?

Whites call it Sleep paralysis, Africans call it Demonic Oppression.

It is not healthy to have sleep paralysis, is it?


There are people who have died from this oppression.

Have you asked yourself why this experience is always scrary? And at the same time you become weaker when you wake up from it?
Literature / Re: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by KinzyeWriter(m): 6:31pm On Mar 08, 2018
crazypencils20:


I'm not an atheist but ik sleep paralysis is not spiritual.

Sleep paralysis is spiritual
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai Motor Unveils Future Design Direction At Geneva Motor Show by KinzyeWriter(m): 6:12pm On Mar 08, 2018
cool

I love cars....

The fact is I don't drive just to get from A to B. I enjoy feeling the car's reactions, becoming part of it.

Enzo Ferrari

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Family / Re: “children Are A Burden. They Slow Down Careers & Are Time Consuming” - Lady by KinzyeWriter(m): 8:29am On Mar 08, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Bringing a child one can't take care of to this world does not make the child a burden...that is a very wrong thing to say..

Typical Barca fan, Thinking Upside Down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 10:56pm On Mar 06, 2018
Neimar:


si dix nobody
mtsheew

Brainless somebody hafa cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KinzyeWriter(m): 4:23pm On Mar 06, 2018
Neymar1095:
Highest goalscorer my ass

0 trophies
4 finals
4 L's
0 goals
0 assists.
Pk to another Galaxy


Mr retirement.
cheesy cheesy

Small small bro

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