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Akathriel:
Disclaimer: This is post is for educational purposes only, and not in anyway promoting fraud.

My son, I sincerely empathize with you. If you read the following bible verses, you will agree with me that “there is dignity in labour”.

Proverbs 12: 24 - The hand of the diligent will rule, while the slothful will be put to forced labor.

Proverbs 13: 4 - The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, while the soul of the diligent is richly supplied.

Proverbs 14: 23 - In all toil there is profit, but mere talk tends only to poverty.

While it holds true that there is indeed dignity in labour - if you're lucky enough to find yourself in Canada, Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Russia, Australia & few other European Countries, but the ugly truth is that, the reverse is the case in Nigeria.

Before I proceed, notice that I deliberately omitted “Amerika” from the list? It is because the majority of the immigrants (non citizen) in Amerika can only be successful & wealthy through drug-trafficking, yahoo-yahoo, car jacking & other illegal money spinning ventures.

Do not be deceived, the Amerikan dream is a mirage. In fact, I have an Uncle who has been in Amerika since 1986, and till now, the asshole does not have a kiosk in Nigeria, talk less of  a house. He was married to an Amerikan nurse who sponsored him through the university, and after 14 years of marriage without children, he divorced her & was stripped naked of everything he ever acquired (which wasn't much by the way) during the divorce proceedings. I hear he now drives a taxi in Chicago.

The only advantage he has & enjoys over me is the Amerikan good roads, deteriorating infrastructures, mcdonald's burger, kool-aid & his useless Amerikan accent.

I am telling you this so that, as a young chap, you do not waste your time & energy in traveling to Amerika in search of a greener pastures when the opportunity presents itself.

The only Country I am looking forward to visiting now is Russia, so that I can sign-up for a military short course, and then return back to my village in Ijebu and patiently await the glorious day I will be called upon to orchestrate the most horrible coup detat in the history of mankind that will see all the corrupt Nigerian elites & oligarchs that have kept us in perpetual retrogression since 1960 wiped out like cockroaches - before assuming the reigns of power.

On that day, rain will be falling, blood will be flowing, lightning will be striking, thunder will be clapping simultaneously  - and I shall be called The deputy of Stalin, The sword of Hitler & The killing smile of Putin.    

Now, back to the topic.

Answer these questions: Would the civil servants in Ekiti, Imo, Osun & other States being owed 9months salaries by the State Governments agree with you that “There is dignity in labour” ?

Are the Pastors ripping off their gullible members through compulsory tithing & G.Os like Biodun Fatoyinbo asking students to sow seeds of 500k in this harsh economy also labouring in dignity?

What about the Politicians embezzling & lavishing our common wealth on choice properties & p-rostitutes abroad? Are they also labouring in dignity?

The corrupt civil servants in the Police, Customs, Immigration, Road Safety & Ministries in Abuja demanding bribes from commoners before they can perform their duties? Are they also labouring in dignity?

My Son, Silver & Gold have I none, but what I have I give unto thee.

Below is a list of 12 world billionaires with their direct primary contacts.

Once you contact them through this medium, your message drops directly on their mobile phones and not their assistants or aides.

Jeff Bezos $112Billion
jeff@amazon.com

Bill Gates $90Billion
bill@gatesfoundation.org

Charles Koch $60Billion
kochc@kochind.com

David Koch $60Billion
kochd@kochind.com

Larry Ellison $58.5Billion
larry.ellisson@oracle.com

Michael Bloomberg $50Billion
mbloomberg@bloomberg.net

Steve Ballmer $38.4Billion
sballmer@clippers.com

Michael Dell $22.7Billion
michael@dell.com

Paul Allen $21.7Billion
paul@vulcan.com

Elon Musk $19.9Billion
elon@teslamotors.com

Lakshmi Mittal $18.5
lakshmi.mittal@arcelormittal.com

Gina Rinehart $17.4Billion
gina_rinehart@hancockprospecting.com.au

Now, do not be foolish to contact these people in the name of God, Jesus or Allah for they do not believe in God.

Get yourself a confirmed otumokpo or afoshe and write this following:

Mr. Jeff Bezos,

I am writing this mail in order to kindly ask you to assist me with the sum of $100,000 for the establishment of my haulage or transport business.

I hope that, as an influential philanthropist, you will lend your hand in making my dream a reality.

My Bank Account details is as follows:

Mohammadu Buhari
Diamond Bank
Account Number: 1234567890

I look forward to your favorable response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mohammadu Buhari

No long story. Go back & sleep and be expecting a credit alert.

EVILFOREST:
Post your details. Your state of residence.....?? Your institution....? Your Level.....? Then Evidence of Academic involvement..?? Kind of assistance you desire.....??

dollytino4real:
n.a. wah 4 u bros, I hope u get hands and legs go work 4 building site u hear!

Pavore9:
Yours is even 24hrs, I had similar experience at a Barclays bank ATM in Nairobi, Fidelity bank took almost 2 months to reverse mine citing it was an international transaction after several calls, scanning and sending of many documents!

thegame:
Don't let me sugarcoat it for you bros, if you use any atm on any machine and something like this happens, you should give it 24 hours before you visit any branch of your bank to report. This is because it is supposed to reverse automatically. If it doesn't, you may go ahead and lodge a complaint.

In this case of different banks i.e. gtbank card on fidelity, please visit any gtbank branch tomorrow or call gtconnect to lodge a dispense error complaint. Being another bank, your claim will be logged and you will get a reversal within the next 8 working days, if claim is accepted by the other bank.

Sorry about the inconvenience.

Cheers

kadunasouth:
Your dream has two meaning good and bad depend on haw u felt during the dreaming, hawever to see okra in a dream refers to the problems, happiness and changes about work, school or relative and family as well
But in your own case if u felt being embarrassed While grating it and tasting it means brief illness and difficulty to make money
But if u were happy by grating it and taste signifes money progress and hapiness and also if u r a graduate d woman wil make connection to get u job and vice versa
Teach environment and you will be at the top of the agenda. Besides, you shouldn’t be unnatural with your friends in your school life and you should behave as.

kadunasouth:
Your dream has two meaning good and bad depend on haw u felt during the dreaming, hawever to see okra in a dream refers to the problems, happiness and changes about work, school or relative and family as well
But in your own case if u felt being embarrassed While grating it and tasting it means brief illness and difficulty to make money
But if u were happy by grating it and taste signifes money progress and hapiness and also if u r a graduate d woman wil make connection to get u job and vice versa
To collect okra in your dream indicates that as long as you prove yourself in business life, you will be respected in each environment and you will be at the top of the agenda. Besides, you shouldn’t be unnatural with your friends in your school life and you should behave as yourself.

ogaofficer:
Inbox me on takenpeter@gmail.com....so as to rap better.
the admission list is yet to be released now, Or you have any info about the list

ogaofficer:
Amen. An aspirant The merit cut off is just on point, same as my aggregate. Starlingslimnet if oau no put ma name for first list o boy u go gimme your prof contact oooo.

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Hi, guys. How was the night, mine was really cold and beady?

Yeah! A whatsapp group is up and kicking and hopefully, we hope to have more participants. Let's do this, guys. We can help each other a lot.

Reach out to the group through +2349022343684 or Abdulhakeemthronekido@gmail.com

or Sir Braynhiac.

Great Ife!!!

ogaofficer:
pls do quote me as soon as possible if you hear any info about urp cut off, Thanks.

Kissingerright:
hello my people! please am a student (not a graduate) I need a job before I enter school. a computer literate. I reside in Ibadan. preferably clerk, computer operator, sales rep. etc thanks!

quinlatifat:
incase u are below merit

quinlatifat:
if u chose urp as ur first choice and ur aggregate is up to 205, u will be admitted. Just approach th secretary to the dean directly

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