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Somebody will go for this, if they lose one customer on this account..

God bless ur home

1 evritin he touches is at peace, but the other visa-vise...

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Works somtinx not always, Have u heard abt the "BROKE GUY STRATEGY" ?

A going to Church

You try.. bt that's not wat I was expetin !!

I doubt u uncle, anyway I like the way u lie...

Am still searching for that policeman that stop my car, when I was still a ci*il

jus giv him time, hw even speak urhobo pass a Yoruba man

He doesn't plan to make money with it...

selfie as old as Methuselah...

pls what color ar the Jews?

make positive friends... some people are slow in making friends..

seaylan:
11 Awesome Things You
Probably Didn’t Know You Could
Do On Whatsapp
by Aditya Joshi
Do you remember when WhatsApp came out
with the blue ticks that pit friend against friend
and brought lovers at each others throats. Well,
as it turns out that wasn't the only time
WhatsApp made a sneaky little update without
anyone noticing.
Turns out that there are a lot of features that
were added by the instant messenger service
that a lot of it's users still aren't privy to. So as
always, you didn't ask us to but we're going to
tell 'em to you anyway.
1. You can disable your last
seen and those dreaded blue
ticks.
Finally, after realizing the error of their ways
WhatsApp has come out with the option to
disable these relationship-destroying, friendship-
ruining features. Now you can avoid them to
your hearts content! Simply go to Privacy and
change your 'Last Seen to Nobody and uncheck
the box which reads Read Receipts and you're
good to go.

2. You can create shortcuts
for conversations.
Lets be honest, there are probably some people
you talk to more than others. For this
unfortunate few, you can create a shortcut by
long pressing on their name and choosing the
create a shortcut option on your phone
desktop.

3. You can now see when your
messages were read.
So you thought that the blue ticks were bad?
Well WhatsApp decided to screw you over some
more. Now, you can check when your message
was read as well! Simply long press on the
message and choose the Info option to find out.

4. You can now find out
exactly where your friends
are.
There's always that one friend who says they've
left when they've just woken up (I am that
friend, btw). Now you can find out precisely
where they are by asking them to send you their
location. And if they try to fool you be sending
you a location from maps, you can call them out
on it. A location send through WhatsApp never
displays the name of the address while it does
so on maps.

5. You can set custom
notification tones for
different chats.
Now you can know who has sent you a message
without even looking at the screen. Important
group chats, your boss or your mother, you can
no set custom notifications tones for all of
them. Simply click on the options button at the
top left of the chat and go to view contact/
group info and then go to Custom Notifications.

6. You can save your mobile
data by tweaking a few
settings.
Since the arrival of 3g and 4g, you no longer
need to be tethered to a wifi router. You have
fast internet on the go. But even so, that
doesn't mean you want to blow your entire data
as fast as possible, right? Simply go to settings
and then to data usage. You can customize
your date options options to your liking.

7. You can tie the app to your
number.
Never lose your contacts ever again. Even if you
buy a new phone, you can choose to tie the
application to your new phone number. By
choosing not to do that, you can continue using
WhatsApp with your new some and old
contacts, provided you had backed them up of
course.

8. You can bookmark
messages by starring them.
Say you have to go to a birthday party but your
friends address is lost somewhere in the 200+
messages in the group chat called "Pappu's
birthday!" Well, instead of going through all the
inane bullshit till you find it, you can star
important messages by long pressing them and
clicking on the star icon. Then when you need
to find them, go to settings and click on starred
messages. Viola!

9. You can use WhatsApp on
your internet browser.
Are your thumbs to big for that tiny little touch
keyboard on the screen? Well, worry no more
you thick fingered freak because there is a
solution and it's called WhatsApp Web. Open
the browser to the WhatsApp Web page and a
QR code will appear. Go to settings on your
WhatsApp, select the option for WhatsApp Web
and scan the code and start chatting.
For Warning! If You Get A WhatsApp Message
About A Gold Version Of The App, Don’t Click On
It, click here.

10. You can reply to messages
without even having to open
the chat.
Peeping toms are everywhere. Especially on the
metro. If you don't want people looking at your
private chats, you can enable the pop up option.
Instead of having to go to your chat to respond,
you can type in your reply into the pop up and
press send. Go to settings, then click on
notifications and you'll see the pop up options.
Choose one from four different privacy settings.

11. You can use font styles
like bold, italics and strike-
through too.
One of WhatsApp's most recent feature has
been the ability to customize the font of the
texts you send. Use strike-through. Make them
italic. Make them bold. Lets take the word hello
as an example. To make it bold, type *hello*.
To Make it italic, type _hello_. To use strike-
through, type ~hello~.

Well, that's all for today folks. We've given you
these lesser known WhatsApp hacks, so to
speak. Go try 'em out and distract yourself
from the slow march to inevitable death!
https://www.scoopwhoop.com/Awesome-Whatsapp-Hacks/?ref=trending#.0ctbta63e

But u dont know u can space ur speech when writing ?

I don't want to say that the lecturer is careless... but. wat else can I say, bt wat kind of software can tell u somboris pin

all koret 10/10

I have read it, so ways the morale of the story ?

River BANK, Piggy BANK, Ocean BANK & BANK Card. Bank is the answer

Kedu LANGUAGE bu nkea ?

Dbeze:
Three cheers for ckc, may the fame of our college last forever, three cheers for ckc. Our colours are blue n white, may the fame of our college last forever. (Primus interporis , ist among equals)

Guy our colours are white and blue not blue and white. we are nt Mikel obi nd again its INTER PARES nt interporise... Bonitas ?

First letas only,u must complete evri word,wat of abbreviations ?

I appreciate ur response Lexusgs430, bt its nt a virus attack.lemme use Autocad as example, if i only have the icon on my desktop and i dnt hv the software nor the raw file again. how can i transfer it 2 anoda system ?

Am having some challenges here, i just got a new system and wish to give out my former, bt the challange am having now is that i have alot of files as short cut on this system, which i dnt hv the raw file nor the software any more. My question is how can i copy a short cut to a flash and install it on another system ?

Pls hw mch is a hp 14" windows 10 screen mine just broke 2day ?

wao... the pussy fat shaa, bt the joy stick head big pass the shaft. is that normal ?

Is that all ?

pls somebody buys a car frm custom auction, what papers or documents wil they/ custom give u.

Oga i knw u cn do it, pls consider nd accept my request pls.

Cityhood when wil it be my turn, accept my widows' mite 700k pls sir.

Cityhood pls sell that rav4 700k 2me pls. lemme join the crew of ur testifiers.