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CelebritiesRe: AMVCA 2016: “I Wish I Could Stand” Bukky Ajayi Gives Emotional Speech After Rece by kloser(m): 3:38pm On Mar 07, 2016
spotlessduke:
ewwww! She looks ugly huh She's a typical 'Y' i no talk anytin oh grin
there's no guessing where you come from, it's in your genes.Amuni buni eran ibiye
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by kloser(m): 2:43pm On Mar 05, 2016
BUSHHUNTER:
And I can understand why you are a dropout
grin
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by kloser(m): 2:24pm On Mar 05, 2016
Acidosis:
She has something that is very valuable to a Modelling expert. Its all about possessing something that's of value to people.

Please what does Mayweather has that made him extremely rich? After all we have many broke boxers and agbero fighters in Lagos.
You never answer the question, what is the thing valuable to modelling expert that she has and nobody's got. On Mayweather he is fast a boxer with the best defence and undefeated hence the riches
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by kloser(m): 1:42pm On Mar 05, 2016
BUSHHUNTER:
Nigerians are very stup!d...because one dude graduated with 5.0 we should not have peace again?


Ion even give a fork if he graduate with 10.0...what abt we with 2.1 2 2 even 3rd we no get brain abi...

E beta make I celebrate olajumoke to this crap!
I can understand why you got 3rd class
EducationRe: UNILAG's Ayodele Dada About To Be Evicted From His Home Over Rent by kloser(m): 1:28pm On Mar 05, 2016
Acidosis:
If a first class graduate cannot pay one room rent in Yaba, that means he is a f00l.

No apology

Abi e wan live for banana Island?

I'd rather encourage those who failed while trying to hustle on campus to meet up with school fees hike and accommodation fee.

YEYE noisemakers. Who doesn't know academics generally is not a lucrative sector.

How many professors earn half of Davidos monthly earnings in 2years? Let's stop crying over nothing. If the boy wants to earn like Olajumoke, he should simply join the modelling industry.

Some of these professors earn peanuts. An average Banker with less than 5yr experience in Access bank earn more than 70 year old professors in Ekiti State University. There is no point crying over nothing. That's life, and that's the way it will always be.

We all know how much Mikel Obi earns for mere sitting in bench.

Nobody will help that boy simply because he made first class. He has to work his way through to success. And please, let's stop the baseless comparisons, Olajumoke has something no one else has. The boy is equally a king in his own right. Let each work their way through to success.

The only way he can earn like Davido is to work and act like Davido.

Pastor Kumuyi, MFM pastor Olukoya and many more are first class graduates, but they worked their way through to success. I'm sure we wouldn't have known them if they had opted for lecturing jobs. Today they have churches all over the world including mega private schools and universities. One studied microbiology, the other did maths, all from Unilag.

That's the basics of life. KUMUYI & OLUKOYA translated their intelligence into lucrative pentecostal Ventures, I expect that boy to do same with the few connections he has gotten so far.
please what does Jumoke have that no one else has? Cos you didn't make first class don't hate on those that made it. Ah awon aye elenu razor
PoliticsRe: Why The Silence About Yoruba V. Hausa War In Lagos? by kloser(m): 9:24am On Mar 04, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
That because evven when the fight,they don't take it persnal like Igbos I know,the move on!!!
Igbos! grin
CareerRe: Should "Menstrual Leave" Be Adopted In Nigeria? by kloser(m): 5:36pm On Mar 03, 2016
UlqU3:
And the men should take

- Fatherhood leave
- "just paid bills" trauma leave
- "my daughter brought a man home" leave
- El classico and UCL warmup leave

Smh
bad guy grin
BusinessRe: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by kloser(m): 2:15pm On Mar 03, 2016
Please how do I solve the issue with my groundwater? It doesn't taste refreshing it's flat to taste and feels like boiled water?
Christianity EtcRe: Rev King, Pentecostalism, Christianity, Gullibility And Igbo Nation by kloser(m): 9:35pm On Feb 28, 2016
Armaggedon:
op u are not very correct. Infact u are not being fair to Igbos.

As far as religion is concerned, Igbos are the least gullible pple. No igbo takes religion to the extreme like Hausa and yoruba do.

For example, pastor muoka of the lords chosen was accussed by his member of underhand spiritual dealings

pastor Awuzia of zoe ministry was also accussed also

but yoloba pastors who commit similar crimes are instead revered and hailed by their kinsmen as 'Daddy' even Tb Joshua who was caught on tape trying to cover the death of close to 100 members of his church has not been touched.

Adeboye,kumuyi and co are just like revd king but are feigning saintly mien. If tb joshua was igbo he would be in jail by now

summary: igbos expose their criminal pastors, yolobas cover and worship thiers

killing revd king may be justice but leaving his yoloba mates is injustice because equality is equity

modified

they are calling me names because i said the truth. Yes! Revd king committed a crime and he is no man of God. But i have never seen a yoruba condemn joshua for close to hundred pple that died. the fact that those that quoted and cursed me are yolobas lends credence to my assertion.
E pain am,kikikikikiki
PoliticsRe: Protest In Benin As “Pure Water” Sells For N20 by kloser(m): 10:53am On Feb 26, 2016
talktonase:
how dollar take affect the pure water wey them dey make for back yard abi is the water imported?
the price of the nylon used to package it has doubled
CultureRe: Most Cubans Originated From Yorubaland – Ambassador by kloser(m): 10:19am On Feb 25, 2016
iwadobo:
It is true. Most Cubans are yoruba. I leant the Oba of Benin usually raid most yoruba land, take as many as possible people hostage and sell them to the Europeans. When slave trade was eventually abrogated, most of the people recently taken hostage and sold ,were all gathered in Cuba. Most freed slaves ,moSt of which are of yoruba descent, were also sent to Cuba. It is a sad story of oppression by a very powerful oba over a people without any powerful king.
Google this Yoruba word: supo, you'll find out it fits you perfect
CrimeNew Way Of Online Fraud by kloser(op): 3:21pm On Feb 24, 2016
I got this message in my Yahoo inbox today and immediately I knew it was fraudulent because I don't have an account with access bank. But honestly I would have been tempted to open the link attached if I had an account with access. On clicking on the recipient which initially comes across as access bank I knew this is a phony baloney

PhonesRe: Why I Hate GLO Data Service With A Passion: What Of You? by kloser(m): 10:00am On Feb 23, 2016
This post appears like a sponsored one.....did I hear someone call eti.....the sponsor?
CultureRe: Benin Kingdom Vs Yoruba Race: Why Oba Of Benin Is Number One, By Odia Ofeimun by kloser(m): 6:49pm On Feb 22, 2016
erunz:
The truth of the matter is that even if anyone rejects the fact “that Ife Monarchy is derived from Igodo monarchy”, it changes nothing about the reality that the Monarchy in Benin City is still Number One among Oduduwa’s children. I mean: let it be assumed that Oduduwa came from Egypt, Mecca, Sudan, Ethiopia (where the Oromo Region has a nationality fraction called Oromiyas) or from Orun, as heaven or a place we do not know, with a chain made of iron if not some other metal, it does not change the fact that the dumb one who learnt to talk by naming himself Owomika, ‘my hand has stuck it’, the first Benin monarch after the Ogisos, was the first child of Oramiyan whose children built the empires that our part of the world remembers.

I am a Republican, not a Royalist. But, in a country in which we have all conceded the coexistence of Republican and Royalist values, it should be considered quite unseemly to watch one set of the interacting values being rough-handled, muddied or treated with improper decorum without feeling a need to intervene on behalf of rectitude. I have been so challenged since the eruption of the controversy ignited by the Alake of Egbaland, Oba Adedotun Gbadebo, who allowed himself to do a ranking of Yoruba Obas that placed the Oba of Benin as third in the hierarchy. In one sense, as Chief David Edebiri, the Esogban of Benin, immediately retorted, it is wrong to rank the Oba of Benin among Yoruba Obas because the Oba of Benin is not a Yoruba and therefore cannot be placed on a list of Yoruba Obas. I call it ‘in a sense’ because the Esogban’s position may be disputed on the grounds, as will soon be clear, that there is too much siblinghood between Yoruba and Benin traditional rulers for the ethnic difference between them to be rendered in cast-iron terms.

The special relationship between Yoruba and Benin obas, not unlike the relationship between Benin and Onitsha kings, or between Lagos and Edo kings, makes it all the more impolitic to do a ranking of the Benin monarchy in Yoruba royal affairs without abiding by certain inter-subjective and shared norms. And let me note, very quickly, that it is the presence of such norms that makes it quite normal for Chief Edebiri to put the Oba of Benin as Number One without appearing to contradict himself. In his response to the Alake, Chief Edebiri has argued, quite simply, that the term oba was not used to describe Yoruba kings until the Oba of Benin got there. This may well be disputed. Except that it has the merit of being close to verisimilitude when he argues that the king of Ibadan was called Olu, the king of Abeokuta was called Alake, the king of Oyo was called Alaafin; only the Benin monarch was Oba. With the backing of glotto-cultural studies, however, we should be able to impute that the term, Oba, is a root word shared by both the Yoruba and the Edo languages and that among the sixteen kings that reigned in Ile-Ife before the arrival of Oduduwa’s party, many had Oba as prefix to their names. To say this amounts to jumping ahead of the argument a little. But let me add, for those who are not familiar with this piece of anthropology, that Oduduwa, the acknowledged founder-ancestor, the progenitor of the Yoruba nationality, was a stranger who met a historical line of obas in Ile Ife, the last of whom was Obatala, the leader of the Igbo, the autochthons, later deified as god of creativity or creation, sometimes synced with Orunmila, for wisdom. Make your pick.

Let me also add that from the studies of the Ifa divination system made by several scholars, as imbibed from traditional Ifa devotees, it is those sixteen elders whom Oduduwa met in Ife that provided the sub-structure of Ifa as a formal system of wisdom into which people could be initiated in the way that we all go to tertiary institutions to learn philosophy, jurisprudence and mathematics. Or mathemagics, if you like. It is of very grave significance in this narrative that we should acknowledge that the Ifa Divination system, before the intervention of Islam, Christianity, and Lord Frederick Lugard’s balkanisation and regionalisation of traditional gnosis, was based on the existential patterns or prowess of the sixteen elders, or kings, who formed the planks upon which the wisdom of the people, by ritual accretions, was organised. Every good student of Ifa should know that in the Edo Divination system of Igwega, two of the sixteen elders have been displaced by Edo personages who are not to be found in the Ife version as designed by Agbonmiregun, the Master, who went from Ekiti to Ile Ife and established the rounded system of Ifa Divination as passed by other masters between the Edo, Nupe, Igala and Yoruba devotees. It can be imagined that, as a matter of ritual, they gathered at Ife, which was quite the centre of their world, for a divination that transcended ethnicities but was based on a common worship of the earth mother, Efa. All the forest peoples, from Dahomey to the Cameroon mountains, across the Nri of Igboland and past Ogoja, were devotees of one form or other of Ifa Divination. The historian, Ade Obayemi, has imputed that so many concepts in Yoruba Ifa, which some devotees may regard as mumbo jumbo, are actually Nupe terms that proper glotto-cultural analysis and translation could redeem. This partly explains why Benin Kings could induct or abduct and adopt Igbo medicine men who became part of the common national culture, as Egharevba, the Benin historian vouchsafes. What a linguistic, glotto-cultural analysis tells us is that in Ile-ife, before the dispersal occasioned by Oduduwa’s emergence, the Yoruba language, as one among many in the Kwa language complex, was once the same language with others including the Igbo and that they still share common root words beyond the simple ones like Omi and miri.

So if Chief Edebiri’s resort to linguistic analysis wont help a resolution of the ranking of the Yoruba obas, what will? I suppose it is the discomfort of trying to answer such a question, and the fear of being wrong-footed in a bid to dabble into what appears to be quite esoteric, that has warded off many of the dignitaries who have been asked by journalists to respond to the controversy. Some of them think it a needless controversy that could detract from more worthwhile issues of the moment. True, there are crying problems that our society needs to face and resolve. Some political entrepreneurs who require a united front in order not to disperse collective energies have been quick to advise against worsening of the already existing inter-ethnic divisions in our midst. Somehow, they do not consider that to ignore the controversy or down play its driven logic, could harden the ranking that has been attempted and, to that extent, make it quite affirmable with the accretion of time. Of course, those who are already convinced of its veracity and have lived in the shadow of its ritualised affirmation, all their lives, would want the ranking to remain as they know it. Hence, they act bored by the controversy and would therefore wish that we move on quickly to other matters. Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending on how you see it) the controversy won’t go away.

It happens to be the case that the ranking of the Obas takes on a life of its own within every effort to build a sense of common nationality among Yoruba people. Every bid by the Yoruba to unite under a common leader or in conformity with a presumption of common ancestry, has always yielded one form of such ranking or the other. It has become part of a modernist or modernising project which nation-builders escape only when they are able to put the knowledge industry at the centre of their quest.

At any rate, this is not the first time it has visited or reared its head. The ranking, as it happens, is so deeply rooted in the ethnic unconscious of some people that there is good reason for the palace in Benin City to wish, with each eruption of the controversy, to put the records, or lack of records, straight. It happens to be the case that the ranking of the Obas takes on a life of its own within every effort to build a sense of common nationality among Yoruba people. Every bid by the Yoruba to unite under a common leader or in conformity with a presumption of common ancestry, has always yielded one form of such ranking or the other. It has become part of a modernist or modernising project which nation-builders escape only when they are able to put the knowledge industry at the centre of their quest. Especially, with the establishment of the Egbe Omo Oduduwa on home ground in 1948, the business of building up such a knowledge industry, creating a formal historiography to get it right, has been part of every bid at nation-building. With bounding successes in research and publications, everything seemed to be going fine before the regression that came with political crisis in the sixties and the virtual abandonment of the enlightenment project that Obafemi Awolowo is still rightly praised for.

http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/benin-kingdom-vs-yoruba-race-why-oba-of-benin-is-number-one-by-odia-ofeimun/
this crap again?
FamilyRe: If Your Daughter Spilled Your Butter All Over Herself, What Would You Do? by kloser(m): 5:54am On Feb 22, 2016
I'm sure the baby tot it's a body cream and decided to copy mummy grin
CelebritiesRe: Photobomb:before Evidence Gets Corrupted by kloser(op): 9:07pm On Feb 20, 2016
still on the matter #findtheokadaman maybe him sef fit get endorsement from transport ministry grin
CelebritiesPhotobomb:before Evidence Gets Corrupted by kloser(op): 6:44pm On Feb 20, 2016
A crucial witness to the Olajumoke photobomb "higgy hagga"is the Okada man who also photobombed" the picture. I believe he should have a first hand narration of the event and can confirm if the whole saga was stage managed or not, hence the #findtheokadaman before he gets compromised.
PoliticsRe: BAKARE: A Man After Buhari's Heart - Thisday by kloser(m): 6:43am On Aug 02, 2015
hinwazaka:
What a joke. You probably came up with this because of his inclusion in the team that escorted PMB to the US. Well let me clear you on some schematics you didn't see while fathoming this parody.
The relationship between PMB and the pastor ended the moment the ACN brokered the deal for the Osinbajo VP candidature. Just so you know PMB does not give a hoot about anyone but PMB likewise the pastor. Both men are Narcissistic and very selfish and it was the hand of God to ruin their chances of getting to Aso rock together. If that had happened it would have been a catastrophe because we will have seen a case of one ship, two captains. The only reason for the selfish pastor's inclusion was to go to the US with the original team known to Obama and the Democrats, to fool them into believing that all was well. But as expected the Americans saw through the charade, and briefed with already compiled reports, FIRED the APC. That is the short and long part of the story. Am afraid its not a Happily ever after story but rather will end up a TRAGEDY
the tragedy you predict wouldn't be worse than a Jonathans second term if he had won
PoliticsRe: Buhari yet to appoint Chief of Staff — Presidency by kloser(m): 8:35pm On Jun 29, 2015
@ buhari "bashers",bash all year long,it wont bring Jonathan back.......
PropertiesRe: Ask All Your Questions On Building Foundations/structural Issues -expert by kloser(m): 8:36am On Jun 28, 2015
[quote author=kloser post=35168831]Please should one be worried if the compound i.e the play area and car park of a building gradually sinks and detaches from the main building but the building itself isnt sinking at all,note-the foundation of the building is piling[/quote?
PropertiesRe: Ask All Your Questions On Building Foundations/structural Issues -expert by kloser(m): 10:43am On Jun 26, 2015
Please should one be worried if the compound i.e the play area and car park of a building gradually sinks and detaches from the main building but the building itself isnt sinking at all,note-the foundation of the building is piling
FashionRe: See What This 'sexy' Guy Is Spotted Doing At The ATM by kloser(m): 11:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
Sagging of life indeed,all of you " saggers" una never start compared to the guy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Diffrence Between Aje Butter And Aje Kpako by kloser(m): 7:03am On May 30, 2015
What's the k in the pako spelling?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Hull City Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 22nd March 2015 by kloser(m): 6:52pm On Mar 22, 2015
2 -3?
BusinessRe: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by kloser(m): 10:23am On Mar 16, 2015
@kabarka pls where can one buy the gen pictured and at what price.thanks
BusinessRe: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by kloser(m): 6:47am On Mar 12, 2015
Pls can someone recommend a good sealing machine engineer to fix my machine pls,location is lagos, machine is dingli . Thanks
FoodRe: A Nairalander (guy Man) Preparing Egwusi Soup This Evening. by kloser(m): 12:23am On Feb 18, 2015
Please which one is egwusi,or no be the same egusi?just like the silly spelling- kpomo instead of ponmo,abeg no spoil our language o
CelebritiesRe: I Will Look Like This When 'am 80 Years Old - Toolz Gushes (photo) by kloser(m): 11:38pm On Jan 22, 2015
ZELDA
CelebritiesRe: I Will Look Like This When 'am 80 Years Old - Toolz Gushes (photo) by kloser(m): 11:33pm On Jan 22, 2015
looks more like a character on TERRAHAWWKS,anyone agree?
BusinessRe: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by kloser(m): 3:00am On Dec 09, 2014
?
BusinessRe: Pure Water Biz(Discuss) by kloser(m): 1:27pm On Nov 29, 2014
Yes yaba

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