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JamiuO:
@kloser,

I will like to assemble. Can you give me the phone number of someone that can assemble for me.

Kindly help. Thank you.

08160803909

JamiuO:
@ omicpet

Kindly let us know the cost of the reverse osmosis. I am also planning to get one.

Thank you.

the coupled ones prices depend on the number of membranes u require

omicpet:
Foreign . USA ... Well I've finally resorted to getting a reverse osmosis machine installed. It's been in d plans but I wasn't planning on it this soon.. I take pride in wanting and Getting the best result. In due time, capital invested , energy and time will be replayed duly . The quality go do d work .

best move.,good luck

@abikun please I will like to have the details as well thanks- tolubenjamin@yahoo.com

VolT0xic:
People love to deceive themselves.

I too gbadun you

richidinho:
Sanusi can deceive himself ehn!

Wetin e take block mouth

funny dude

reducto:
Nice but when it is completed the ones who will still own and live in those mansions will be foreigners like you know who I mean...

While the yoloba cone heads can only go there to take pictures and come back to their brown roof... eh erm
*coughs*
*drinks from a bottle of Hero*
.

very funny.......not!

sade1994:
she o ti ku ni?

se koi ku ni?

BlissP:
Lolz, d guy na my guy! Only say, he too brag

ok o, it's between una then

BlissP:
hahahhah, go seat down and stop lying' Talking of poverty, u hide behind nairaland spilling trash' if u see money, u go fit count? .. grown up pls...

free the guy now ah ah,you know am before ,why e con day pain you?

cole265:
the guy is standing on something jawer. dont let them scam you

not at all,know him in person,name is Agoro, lives in Akoka

Please anyone who can provide a fabricated reverse osmosis machine with 3 or 4 filter membrane should drop a pm for me. Location is lagos. Thanks

toluine56:
classic example of a pot accusing a kettle.

word!

donblade855:
what I heat now is that wizkid had international recognition. because wizkid has this recognition does not make his music good. What does wizkid sing an about if not girls.

And I think Nigerians are bringing themselves down. do you guys think dat Americans threw praises at drake when wizkid ft him in ojuelegba remix. then why should we over hype wizkid because drake ft him in a track that I did not even hear his voice?

I miss the wizkid of pakurumo and I want that wizkid back. if we continue praising him he will continue singing songs with vulgar lyrics just because he wants to be famous like lil Wayne.

yes lil Wayne is famous. but can you sing his song in front of your parents?

pls Nigerians stop over hyping wikid

you will fare better by focusing on your "typos"

FanYogo1:
May Oduduwa continue to bless the Yoruba nation and their ever strong and ambitious entrepreneur spirit.
Yorubaland is blessed! Full of talents. In politics, economy and education. Too bad we have less ambitious leaders.
When it comes to business, na we get am.
We're not talking petty trading or small shops, we're talking big businesses.

bigot alert

khalhokage:
People don't have the time or the attention span to read any more words than necessary. You want your readers to hear you out, understand your message, and perhaps be entertained, right? Here's a list of words to eliminate to help you write more succinctly.

1. That
It's superfluous most of the time. Open any document you've got drafted on your desktop, and find a sentence with "that" in it. Read it out loud. Now read it again without "that." If the sentence works without it, delete it. Also? Don't use "that" when you refer to people. "I have several friends that live in the neighborhood." No. No, you don't. You have friends who . Not friends that.

2. Went
I went to school. Or the store, or to church, or to a conference, to Vegas, wherever it is you're inclined to go. Instead of "went," consider drove, skated, walked, ran, flew. There are any number of ways to move from here to there. Pick one. Don't be lazy and miss the chance to add to your story.

3. Honestly
People use "honestly" to add emphasis. The problem is, the minute you tell your reader this particular statement is honest, you've implied the rest of your words were not. #Awkward

4. Absolutely
Adding this word to most sentences is redundant. Something is either necessary, or it isn't. Absolutely necessary doesn't make it more necessary. If you recommend an essential course to your new employees, it's essential. Coincidentally, the definition of essential is absolutely necessary. Chicken or egg, eh?

5. Very
Accurate adjectives don't need qualifiers. If you need to qualify it? Replace it. "Very" is intended to magnify a verb, an adjective, or another adverb. What it does is makes your statement less specific. If you're very happy? Be ecstatic. If you're very sad, perhaps you're melancholy or depressed. Woebegone, even. Very sad is a lazy way of making your point. Another pitfall of using very as a modifier? It's subjective. Very cold and very tall mean different things to different people. Be specific. She's 6'3" and it's 13 degrees below freezing? These make your story better while also ensuring the reader understands the point you're making.

6. Really
Unless you're a Valley Girl, visiting from 1985, there's no need to use "really" to modify an adjective. Or a verb. Or an adverb. Pick a different word to make your point. And never repeat "really," or "very" for that matter. That's really, really bad writing.
If you are visiting from 1985? Please bring the birth certificate for my Cabbage Patch Doll on your next visit. Thanks.

7. Amazing
The word means "causing great surprise or sudden wonder." It's synonymous with wonderful, incredible, startling, marvelous, astonishing, astounding, remarkable, miraculous, surprising, mind-blowing, and staggering. You get the point, right? It's everywhere. It's in corporate slogans. It dominated the Academy Awards acceptance speeches. It's all over social media. It's discussed in pre-game shows and post-game shows.
Newsflash: If everything is amazing , nothing is.

8. Always
Absolutes lock the writer into a position, sound conceited and close-minded, and often open the door to criticism regarding inaccuracies.
Always is rarely true. Unless you're giving written commands or instruction, find another word.

9. Never
See: Always.

10. Literally
"Literally" means literal. Actually happening as stated. Without exaggeration. More often than not, when the term is used, the writer means "figuratively." Whatever is happening is being described metaphorically. No one actually "waits on pins and needles." How uncomfortable would that be?

11. Just
It's a filler word and it makes your sentence weaker, not stronger. Unless you're using it as a synonym for equitable, fair, even-handed, or impartial, don't use it at all.

12. Maybe
This makes you sound uninformed, unsure of the facts you're presenting. Regardless of the topic, do the legwork, be sure, write an informed piece. The only thing you communicate when you include these words is uncertainty.

13. Stuff
This word is casual, generic even. It serves as a placeholder for something better. If the details of the stuff aren't important enough to be included in the piece? Don't reference it at all. If you tell your reader to take your course because they'll learn a lot of stuff ? They're likely to tell you to stuff it.

14. Things
See: Stuff.

15. Irregardless
This doesn't mean what you think it means, jefe . It means regardless. It is
literally (see what I did there?) defined as: regardless. Don't use it. Save yourself the embarrassment.

Whether you're ghostwriting for your CEO, updating a corporate blog, selling a product, or finishing your doctoral thesis, you want to keep your reader engaged. These 15 words are a great place to start trimming the fat from your prose. Bonus? You’ll sound smarter.

"basically" anyone?

Donariok:
Some thoughts just passed tru my mind as I was reading this.
a whole Ibrahim badamasi can talk like this after being humbled by old age.

One day!!! just One day, Fayose will become an old man and I wonder how, just how he will feel after reflecting on the insults he'd thrown at Buhari. who knows, maybe by den, just maybe, lalasticlala and seun will b the new lair Mohammed ,


oh, old age! by then, there will be no balon d'or contest for both messi and ronaldo. by then, Linda must have grown much more older than the way wizkid described her. by then, Nnamdi KANU must have advised his grandchildren to tell their grandchildren not to involve themselves in any Biafra saga. by then, we won't have the time for booking space for comments.

oh old age. oh how I wish I can be young forever .

forever young I wanna be forever young!

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]This jes daft policing....Wizkid should be locked up and the key thrown away for threatening our Kinswoman. Wizkid, if anything happens to our Linda,you are dead...you hear us?..You are f**king dead.[/color]

a "full"

mutvy:
I know some nurses that are jobless, in fact, they applied in the on going police recruitment exercise. As for radiography, the course is relatively unknown to students seeking admission.

lol @ police recruitment

They come from the south east

lekjons:
those who use "choke slam" to wake the fathers from sleep may still find something wrong with this pic

choke slam! Funny dude

Oskidoo:
mine was Mr crabs... like the Mr crabs in spongebob

shey na me don old or na you dey very young?

cyndidamsel:
Stream the match live here thank me later
http://www.xvideos.com/video13843235/very_rough_sex_compilation

bad girl extreme

pyyxxaro:
Amala people

Make una come see o

Google the word supo,fits you perfect

kropotkin2:
What you cant have you pretend not to want. smh

sour grapes!

OboOlora:
I love to see a fellow woman doing great stuff. This is impressive OP, God will bless your hustle.

your moniker doesn't leave much to imagination o!

dearsly:
OP,u are in Ibadan..ya best food is ewedu...n u voted BUBU D DULLAHDINO PRESIDIOT...dis one wailing form don finish na double wahala 4 dead body o...Enjoy Change!!

ha ha very funny.....not