₦airaland Forum

Leemzyy:
God forbid,am bethroted already,u think i have your time

ma'am u pretending.we already know, stop pretending

SenecaTheYonger:
Is it precum you’re calling saliva?hmm. Makes sense though. Never thought of it that way

pre what?

Sir that thing looks like golden morn and cornflakes,so i drank it dis morning as mr illicit said,hope it is not dangerous

It is a ful bucket anyway

Leemzyy:
Ashewoo man who always smells his gf pant,shame shame shame

ma'am leemzyy,that's what they call love. we love each other

U jealous right

Dats the reason why mr verbtips loves u

Leemzyy:
Is that ugly thing a food that i must see biko u people should free me oo

what!!!

u calling men precious stick an UGLY THING

Seem's u haven't squirt on our heavenly lolly joy stick


dont worry, i will personally give u a man to ride with

mr verbtips has been stalking u all over nairaland since two weeks now,he is also looking for a way to toast u


maybe he can fill in the gap

Leemzyy:
Is that ugly thing a food that i must see biko u people should free me oo

OUR LENGENDARY PRICK TASTER IS HERE

illicit:
Incredible...

sir mrs leemzyy is an unprofessional lier

She has encounter so many pricks colors:- color blue,color black,color yellow,color pink and color white

She has also tasted the, blue black tiny prick,fat small dick,long fat deluded prick,the tiny 2.5 inches retarded prick,the half dick,the hand dick and the long fat small tiny prick

She has master's and a doctorate on identifying and tasting pricks

BEWARE OF THAT WOMAN SHE WANT'S TO BEND YOUR STRAIGHT PRICK , BEWARE!!!

CELEB ADVICE

BigYash:
Dry the tip with fire

what tip

Mr onome25 is trying to play me in a serious matter

When did God inserted crude oil into man's penis.huh.?

IS PENIS AN OIL REFINERY?

minasu190:
Your preek done buy job

job ?
Dont understand

Iyke48:
You don carry

carry what

Anyboby should help pls,and,drug prescription

Leemzyy:
No no no!sorry

why u doing like u have never seen a prick before

Leemzyy:
Owh i see!!! sorry then

should i send a screenshot to u then

Leemzyy:
Ehya,sorry sha!!! but if we say keep your body in one place,u guys will never listen

keep my body in place, how, when

Am not bad

STEWpid:



Snap and share,,


Let's know whether you're ripe or not!!












C h a i..

hum, mrs stupid, u have any ideas or any drugs to use

Or u just want to see my prick

Leemzyy:
Oh my God!what is this biko u guys are just too disgusting,ewwwww!!! dirty boy

any idea


Am really in deep thoughts right now

Hope am not going to die

Bye bye

Switinthemiddle:
hold ur peace

u dont want to listen right?

Dont come crying to me when they arrest u and ban u for 200 years with hard labour

Switinthemiddle:
and replying to stupid questions is legal huh

sir we not the same

u breaking the rules,but we correcting u, u ga rit



And we also trying to save your ass from getting banned and arrested

When we are shouting

Panties are deadly!!
panties are deadly!!
Say no to pant!!
Say no to pant!!

U didnt answer,now see the results

Ayjay44:
I have murder urges. I feel like kidnapping and taking ransom
Other times I feel suicidal. Constantly death lurking around me. Oh God

I wonder what will eventually kill me but I know d time is near

boy,before u die can u pls kill mrcork and kidnap him so he will go and die in bush.

That fool needs some serious beating

IDLE BOYS ARE SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND

what cost u guys to sell women's pants and gain legal money, huh

does any man want's to start a pant business,i can hook u up with some celeb, u know

AFRICAN MEN NEEDS TO STEP UP AND STOP BEING LAZY

CELEB ADVICE

Switinthemiddle:
Happy sunday everyone, if you happened to sleep and wake up by 2050 what would you check on google first.
Me: whether arsenal have won the champions league. Whats yours?

shall i remind you that asking stupid questions is illegal on nairaland

MrCork:
You going to die soon

hey kiddo, dont mistake me to be your father

am not your father

MrCork:
Brother There is peace when u die .u need a date!!((((THaNK ME LATER))))

Hey kiddo,go straight to the point and stop disturbing me u freaking idiot

do u need food

send me your account num,maybe i can consider sending you 4 dollar$ to buy cheese and crackers

AND STOP SPAMMIMG MY MENTIONS U IDIOT

MrCork:
YOU SHALL ALWAYS REMAIN A VILLAGE eeeeediot WITH YOUR dumb eeeeediotick THREADS FOR EVER & EVER.....AMEN!!!!

what do you want from me hungry fool

Kevineleven:
You are not a Celeb, you are a walking dead, the product of a foolish man and a mad woman, your written words already told nairalanders all they need to know about you.
You have no point being alive.
I don't blame you, I blame your mother for giving birth to a worthless person like you.
If she had closed her useless cunt, there won't be a demon like you on the Internet dragging people.
Smelling Lowlife scum, from the dirty smelly cunt of a mad woman.

It show in your madagastic attitude that u don’t gat respect for celeb


People like u should be given 22 strokes of heavenly cane to make your head correct

U clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk

Switinthemiddle:
be like u still be pikin

so english is now a big deal for you right?

Nigerian always localish,see themselves disgracing their country ,always behaving their village character wherever they go.smh.