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Dilijingsly:
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Dilijingsly:
My friend has the nice boobs. I want to suck em really bad. I love her nice nipples. I want to knw, can i suck them without getting infected?

bra size pls

My prick is 52 inches so i ain't gat a problem

AfeezShomorin:
Stop disgracing your generation with these stupid threads you keep opening for cheap likes!

😡😡😠😠.


FOWL

Calibrator:
Self preservation after all, is the first law of nature

Albert Einstein 😒

MrBrownJay1:
the exact same reason that light bulbs are stored in squared box and/or round shape drinking glasses are stored in square boxes na.

... because its easier to make/store a square box than a round one.

BTW:

ARRANT NONSENSE!!!

where do u think they keep triangular panties
,they also keep it in square boxes

why is everything in square boxes
and why do they maltreat other shapes

elvhinzey:
It goes in tandem with the saying: You can't fix a square peg in a round hole.

RUBBISH!!!

but u can fix a round peg inside a square hole

tell me, what about (a square prick in a round pinkypunny) how do u define a term like that



stupid terms or proverb like tandem or whatever u call it are usually called
ARRANT NONSENSE!!!

DECENTBWOY:
I am sure she wasn't.

so she's pantless



Smh

QuinQ:
Seems u r the one unintelligent

how
Am i the one that make's square pizza boxes

QuinQ:
Same reason boxes don't come round.. Because round boxes are very unwieldy and inconvenient to carry.

it so useless

It's almost impossible to keep or hide panties

So wats the usefulness of pizza boxes

DECENTBWOY:
I love going to the mall on weekends, so many dramas there for some of you that knows Asaba mall..

So this idiot knelt down to propose to a pvssy and was rejected, i was so happy the idiot was rejected....

Who even taught nigerians to kneel to propose?

does she wear pant at that moment

It so annoying

And

So so so unintelligent

MrCork:
Brother its a simple question, we tryin to help u.is yor mother dead?

am sure your mother died under a prick

Tell me, is the prick darkskin or lightskin(your fave)

CELEB TRYING TO HELP

MrCork:
Your mother is dead bro

so u mean u need money for your mother burial right

Dude,Am not ur family,so i ain't got any problem if your mother is dead

So stop mentioning me,i ain't got your time

Mrcork Mrcork Mrcork!!!!
U are a funny guy

10 mentions!!!

dude,u are so funny

seem's u want to beg from me again
How much do u want

Leemzyy:
Sorry what do u meant by nacking and banging?

FVCKING

WHAT!!!!!

i have never heard of a man twerking
maybe he wears panties
men like this should be the one moaning during sex

They are all shitholes mehn

Leemzyy:
Do u mean working,cooking and gisting?or what?

it is usually called nacking and banging


Haven't u heard of it ma'am

MrCork:
Son..the good news is You try way too hard to be funny wit yor eeeediotick repeated replies......we have now officialy descided to put u on *ignore* (meaning all yor eeeediotick response shall be ignored until further notice)..THANK ME LATER!!

u used almost 30 miuntes to think an insult before u type a message to me or u think i would'nt know

Unfortunately,u have a slow brain meaning ((U CANT THINK FAST))

I TOLD U TO STOP MASTURBATING,BUT U SAID NO,NOW SEE THE RESULTS

ITS ALREADY AFFECTING YOUR BRAIN FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Anyways,I wish u the best in your masturbating life

MrCork:
It takes one to know one. Thank u!

i would advice u to stop masturbating cause it would really really help your disgusting life

U know

MrCork:
M.O.D......FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

One babe juss saw me riding bicycle...ITS OVER!!
..i wasnt actually riding the bycicle, i was helping my friend ride his bicycke.

This is shameful & embarasssin. .my life is over. PLEASE HELP!!!

stupid masturbating broke idiot with zero brain.smh

Leemzyy:
Why will she let you sleep 2gthr with her in the first place huh?

what do u think i went all the way from uk to turkey to do


we do the mummy and daddy thing

Leemzyy:
Well its too bad,both of you are disgusting especially she that allows you do that shit,ewww!

she doesn't know about it



I do it secretly

ebubeson:
In the past, I used to eat in a local restaurant and their food was nice, until a day I was there and someone was pounding fufu. When he was probably done, packed sweat and poured on top of the pounded fufu. That was the last day I came to that restaurant.

it was a bad experience

I was on my way to eat some food in a resturant before i entered the so called resturant,i saw a paper on the door that indicated that NO PANT NO ENTRY i was shocked
but i cooled down as a celeb and i entered
as i finished eating my food,they asked me that WHERE IS MY PANT??...

i was shocked and told them i dont have a pant,they almost tried to arrest me but they didn't

i stole a used pant of a babe in the ladies restroom and i presented it to them

CELEB ALWAYS SMART

Leemzyy:
Do you go to her place every morning 2 do that or what?cus you said girlfriend

ma'am,i bought a house for her in turkey

So i went to spend a holiday with her,since then, i have been smelling her pant all week,am planning to leave her house maybe it will stop the addiction


CELEB SO WORRIED

Galinton:
your problem is spiritual. Visit native doctor immediately

sir,we don't have native doctor here in uk
And i am not in uk at the current moment

emmyluizzz:
to God who create me

you are a very big fo*ol

u never smell panties in your entire life
Sir,its a normal thing to smell used bra
But to smell panties its dangerous and addictive (That's what my doctor said)
So any drug prescriptions

INTEGRITYA1:
Olorun o ni je ki ti e ba je

ma'am,do u realize that speaking stupid languages is illegal on nairaland

U can speak ur dirty language any where else but not on nairaland

CELEB HATE IDIOTIC LANGUAGES

StillDtruth:
See devil pervert! Na you dem suppose stab for london

sir who are u talking too

Menemonic:
am not that sure..

The OP is mentally retarded mad man in disguise..
While MrCork is just a funny dude..

dude,u are so harsh


Sir,that bastard loves violence,and he is mentally retarded idiot with zero brain

Am more better than that idiot sir

Anyways can u help me
what can i do to end this trauma,its getting too often mr menemonic


CELEB NEED HELP

Leemzyy:
So smelling of panties is now an achievement right?go marry and stop silly stuffs

ma'am,am a rich good looking celeb how can any woman resist that

WE CELEB ARE BALLER'S

Anyway's i smelt her panties again this morning

Gosh, so embarassing