PHIPEX:
But our Daddy said we should not ask him how tithe was spent

EmmyMaestro:
I'm sure his DM will be filled with women submitting their CV




A lot of Nigerian women will not care, as long as he has money so that they can be posing like Regina Daniels

Things fall apart!

Coolestguy2023:
Ipob will finally push this clown to his grave

You dey mind am

yarimo:
It shall never be well with Peter obi

Na wetin concern Peter Obi for this matter?

Would it not have been more efficient to hire a water tanker to fill up the fountain with just one trip?

How does knowing who he is put money in my bank account?

SoNature:
Atiku, woo Peter Obi back to the PDP and step aside for him. Show that you are an elder statesman for once in your life!

Selfishness and personal ambition will not allow him do that in spite of the fact that the idiot knows it's the turn of the south to produce the president of the country

Kukutente23:

That's impossible

Only Obi can Vice Atiku in this configuration

Never again!!!

FILEBE:


Lol. I had a bet that you will be here and lo and behold you didn't disappoint.
Kobojunkie

Is he saying that people who make donations to religious bodies have no right to ask for accountability?

Oblongata:
Abeg who be shallipoppi sef?

Na the same question me sef wan ask

I never knew a day would come when Nigerians would even start considering South American countries as options for emigration?!

marksonrick:


My female friend made her hair. She told me that her husband was over happy with her new look and was praising her. I asked her if the husband is aware that she made that hair for another guy?

You have been going on and on about the relationship you're having with a married woman in your office...

We all know you will never agree to marry her if her husband gets to know and throws her out, therefore I advise that you maintain your lane and quit trying to lure her out of her marriage!

defashan:
This is the mamagee who works in a posh company and with a posh job where a fellow woman like delivered ubereat.
An obese and shapeless creature with flat feet, fat watery thighs and skinny legs.
Right boob is bigger and pointing west while left boob has shrunk and pointing south. Fat tummy and a woman who can’t control her junk food eating habits.

You're taking this thing too personal.

Say no to body shaming!

Stupid animal!

pappy2000:
Please good people , my wife is frustrating me , I plan to commit sucide as soon as possible. she is very shameless

How is she frustrating you, please be more specific with the issues you're having

GloriousGbola:
Never exit your car without switching off the engine and pocketing the keys if you are not in a safe/known area.

This also applies to ungated estates

He was in front of the gate of his house!

Silentgroper:
tell me, during the ceremony, you won't be mocking that guy in your mind ...


Knowing you've engaged in numerous coitus with the said lady..

If you like mock him in your mind, so long as you do not create a nuisance at the occasion there is nothing wrong in attending the wedding of an ex if you're invited.

The fact that you're exes does not mean you should become enemies!

Good news for once

When you're ready to quit betting you'll stop

Testiebobo:
Since i registered into nairaland in 2022, i understood nairaland features abbreviations because it has a little likeness of twitter(now X). Except that YIM that is usually under every nairalander's profile. Pls NL Experts what is the meaning of YIM?

Yahoo Instant Messenger

The day is coming when an opponent will pull off her wig during a wrestling match

See as this guy just disgraced himself

NairalandGOAT1:


In other words, make she go sell ciga so she go stop to dey disturb our peaceful existence

Thank God Bobrisky is in jail otherwise they would have used mago mago to give shim award for best dressed female

We have a case of an alien from outer space on our hands

Life na turn by turn...I remember when Tony Tetuila used to be one of the happening musical artistes in Nigeria?

Post the video where she said it or Idonbilivit

This is a specialised bicycle used by professional athletes, go and look for an ordinary version for daily exercise...it will be much cheaper.

Even in Game Stores at the Palms in Lekki you should able to get a bicycle for under 200K so stop causing unnecessary panic here

Uptheante:

At the bolded, decent ladies don't get slept with so many times.
She's not a decent lady as long as she has sex with someone who's not her husband. She has been fornicating with you & fornication is a sin. So she's not a decent lady

Times have changed, those days of waiting strictly till after marriage before having sex are gone for good.

The fact that a lady was sexually active before marriage does not necessarily mean that she is not decent

idahme:


E b like say ur type be that type wey dey see people wey dey live with them as sub humans? Some of these people you refer to as house girl are actually relatives of those they are staying with. It's weird to you that a servant can use the phone of a master, Nigerians and segregation mentality, you are not better than your house girl.

You can share your phone with your house girl if you like, I will never do that!

Na so see finish dey take start