Motherfucker2:
That dogs looks like wetin go show the thieves where you hide for under the bed.

Make i advice you as my brother.

Use that 20k go buy 7 goats, the goats go get belle come give you goat pikin, you go sell the pikin for more than 45k

I no trust that dog, e fit see moving vehicle go jump in front of am, and that go be how how 20k take enter voicemail

Post of the day

Walcot won a penalty
Walcot then missed the penalty
90 seconds later he scores from a tight angle

Lexusgs430:
So you are one of them?

yes I perform brain scan - are you ready?

Lexusgs430:
43 years indeed. Real age or footballer's age? He also needs a bone scan.

one could say you need a brain scan & knock.

He was so good they named him twice!
In fact one of the guys that he dribbled on the field is still hiding his face in embarrassment - even in retirement.

We salute of of our greatest Super Eagles!

ERCROSS:
damn it... I missed the front page

dont worry, they are sharing 1 tin of peak milk for those who make to second page.

Presido, one thing that you can do is to pay their promised Olympics bonuses (including our other athletes too).
Thank you sir!

STFUareyouG0d:
You are delicately stvpid. Even if wisdom, knowledge and understanding r@ped you, you still wouldn't have sense
Bye

Was that it? You are definitely a crètin.
Bye Felicia!

STFUareyouG0d:
Don't push it. I'm being nice

You keyboard nicompoop .... go and play with yourself

STFUareyouG0d:

is that all you have to say? #empty

STFUareyouG0d:
That's a good one. But then, I don't see them winning any medal

enemy of progress.

Category1:
we are meeting the German machines for semis

we will dismantle that machine to pieces!

The sweet smile of victory

Azubuike out for next match - yellow card accumulation

Nigeria is accumulating silly yellows!!!

2-0 - corner kick, Mikel takes it, Aminu Umar scores!!

executiveson:
No light to watch, no money to buy fuel

God will bless you - Amen.

Some of the Arabs and Muslims are f'kin cretins.
It is no wonder they have such a backward existence.

Sarkin he-goat has spoken ......

AuroraB:
...and is yam not starchy You get time sha

Did you read the other descriptions? Starchy is hardly the only descriptor

AuroraB:
Kindly check their meanings. One is starchy food cut up in pieces in a broth while the other isn't

Ok I did, this is the definition of porridge and it is difficult to describe it as yam porridge:
a dish made by boiling ground, crushed, or chopped starchy plants – typically grain – in water or milk. It is often cooked or served with flavorings such as sugar, honey, etc. to make a sweet dish, or mixed with spices, vegetables, etc. to make a savoury dish

AlphaCentauri:
all YORUBA food lol

OK ITS OFFICIAL. YORUBA IS THE BEST TRIBE IN NIGERIA


i am not yoruba oooo so dont come and flame me

It is official - dumbest post!

AuroraB:
Porridge is more appropriate ...

but isn't porridge more watery, while "yam pottage" has a thicker & chunkier consistency?

suzan404:
10. Cake slices
Even if the caterers share the cake like they want to carry the rest to their house.

Thanks, you created an excellent thread!

dadabashua1:
Nigeria will face Denmark in the quarter finals of the Olympic games.. after Brazil finish top of group A, while Nigeria top group B despite a 2-0 lost to Columbia.. do you see Nigeria beating Denmark in the quarter finals?... personally I don't want the memories of France 98 world cup to repeat itself

I don't think you can compare a World Cup match to an Olympic game because it's a senior team vs U23 team. Besides France '98 was 18 years ago.
I believe the Super Eagles will dismantle this Danish team.

tbaba1234:
Last time, we played Denmark... They beat us silly.. I hope Ndifreke does not start and shehu and etebo are back.

we will smack the Danes this time around

thegoodjoehunt3:


I went over the top with my support for Fynestboi doing the Mr Nairaland contest and earned myself a well deserved ban until August 13.

ok, I was wondering whos new ID this was was and was even thinking it was an imposter.
That's really too long of a ban!
I'm glad we are not facing Brazil in the quarter finals . I'd rather we battle them for Gold - if that is even feasible with the match ups.

Our eagles can even take down this Brazil team but I would prefer we meet in the final - I hope that's where their paths will take them ?

Good grief, that first pic takes graphic to the next level.
RIP

Sad

Borrow X
Chop X/2
Leave 2X (due to interest), for the masses to pay back

You pay money, you get Engr for your name??