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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 9:09am On Apr 09, 2013
Even if the recruitment process has been stopped I believe it is only ethical for them to inform us about it. Besides,does that mean they will just throw away our file? The only thing they l possibly do is to stop aptitude tests. If truly they wanna stop recruiting, why waste their resources conducting aptitude tests( cox they conducted 2 apt tests in March alone) and the documentation process plus waste the efforts and time of top personnels conducting interview?

I believe it can only be suspended 4 sometym cox a scenario like diz also played out around nov/dec(u can go tru prev comments).

So the point I am making is...We can't just get dropped like that it can only take longer than expected before we finally get called......

My advice is let's kip our hopes alive and kip our fingers crossed....Patience should be d watchword during diz period.....Itz a vewi rare virtue. Also,those of us awaiting interview invites shouldn't drop our reading materials so as not to be caught unawares when the invites finally drop. What's the essence of d long wait and still fumble on the hot seat....One must be fully prepared...cox I am sure the interview is gonna be impromptu and we all know last minute rush aint one of the best wayz 2 prepare effectively and efficiently 4 an interview.

My two cents dou....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Sending Text For Bank Graduate Career Opportunity by kohlar88(m): 4:55pm On Apr 07, 2013
phillip4re: This is my second test with workforce..The one i first did was at unilag..It was gmat test...Cbt
Yea...I got the text too...You said Gmat cbt...please can u expantiate? Like the nature of questions and how many were they?
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by kohlar88(m): 8:24am On Apr 04, 2013
Lol...Mazi!!!...u wan give ppl hypertension abi....I don too follow u pass make u dey fake me....I know the suspense style in which u twist ur stories....

Number 1: u can't be Hiv positive cox dat wud kill the story and wnt depict the title of d write up

Number 2: It is believed diz is ur life story....And Mazi Isnt/Cant be Hiv positive

My Take on diz is that....*singing Nelly*..."It was all a dream"....The angel dat answered ur prayers definitely transported u back 2 reality away from scary dreamland....(Thank God the angels weren't playing scrabble with God diz time around...lol)
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 7:45am On Mar 28, 2013
Happy birthday Doyexy, Wishing you Long life and Prosperity...Go have a funfilled day...Btw....No 4get our own Cake 4 here, We will be Patiently Waiting here 2 do d Cutting of d Cake wif you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by kohlar88(m): 6:35pm On Mar 27, 2013
AyoShonubi: please it's not a template o. It's just a guideline on how best 2 answer various interview questions. I'll still send it across anyway.
Thanks Boss....I'l really appreciate dat...I am yet 2 see anything though...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by kohlar88(m): 9:59am On Mar 27, 2013
Goodluck 2 everyone having their interviews 2day,success will be yours Insha Allah....pliz Ayo or anyone dat has the interview template should kindly forward it to my mail...I will really appreciate it...kohlar88@yahoo.com...Thanks in advance....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 10:46am On Mar 14, 2013
Saintjaymes: Just concluded my interview. Jeez! Was asked d vision of GTbank, d orange rules and hw I fit into d orange rules, why I don't have an account wt GTbank (and dey were REALLY cross at me), how come I didn't make a 1st class or 2:1. I was given d chance to ask a question. D end!!! Dey said deir HOUR will get in touch wt me and dat it a was great having me and waited for me to make a response, I did. I told dem d pleasure was mine and wished dem a great day ahead. In ur hands o Lord. Congrats to d oda peeps who did deirs.
I wish u all the best man....Success mail awaits u.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 8:38pm On Mar 13, 2013
Francuiz: Thank you all for ur kind words. My interviewer complaind abt my use of "they" instead of "the" in my essay. I wasn't kiaful enuf to go tru my wrk. Bt above all, 4 those stil in d race always pray 4 God's favour.
But really this is so bad and wicked.That woman must be heartless. Final interview stage? After scaling tru all d hurdles? Mehn,this is more than a heartbreak cox I can just imagine wif all the high hopes, d woman just cut short dat dream. But most ppl on diz thread claim d final interview is usually a walk over dat dat of the panel is usually d tasking one. That goes 2 show God has a better plan for u. Evritin in lyf happens 4 a reason. Take heart and be a man..."Que cera cera".."What will be will definitely be"...Hmmm...and 2 d odas awaiting invites,ah wish u all d best ooo....*thinks aloud...diz is getting scary...#I only luk up 2 God#
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 8:03pm On Mar 07, 2013
supaflygirl: mine is friday 12pm. Pls let me know how urs go 2mr. Thanks
It went well dearie.Still the same old process.But note that a field will require u to fill 3 referees,out of which one must be ur HOD in ur university,2nd must be a family member dat has known u 4 @least 2yrs and d last must be ur last employer(Ur supervisor @ ur place of pry assignment if u gat no work experience)...and make sure you also know the address of ur secondary and pry school.

After that then ur essay....U l be given One hour for all of this.

Best of luck 2moro dear.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 8:41pm On Mar 06, 2013
supaflygirl: mine is friday 12pm. Pls let me know how urs go 2mr. Thanks
Okies dearie...No pee...Amma kip u posted...**Back to my already dusted essay sheet**
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 6:29pm On Mar 06, 2013
supaflygirl: @kohlar88 and doubleosima, did u guys get urs?
Just got mine now.10a.m 2moro.....yours?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 5:43pm On Mar 06, 2013
supaflygirl: @kohlar88 and doubleosima, did u guys get urs?
Nah dearie...ah dint...but I missed a call frm d HR around 4.55pm...please can u send a copy of the letter sent 2 ur mail?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2013
Omo,diz annoiting sweet o...Good news all the way...I don't wana be left out ooo...Me sef tap 4 d success ooo...congrats 2 Lyndia and onyinye...#Faith,Courage,Encouragement and Patience..All in the next gear...#....I am so happy 4 you guys...
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by kohlar88(m): 12:16pm On Feb 25, 2013
Where is this Mazi sef??...Remember this thread gat the attention of most people here on nairaland...Don't make me do what I gat in mind o....

*thinks aloud....*Amma jez wait till when seun and other vvvvvvips dey view d thread plus ur numerous fans....(Those with duplex,bungalow,palace,mat etc)...then amma sneak in with ma time bomb and blow up this thread including myself

So if you want 2 prevent diz frm happenin,UPDATE FAST FAST ooOo(Datz the Ransom)...so better meet my demand
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 1:40am On Feb 25, 2013
supaflygirl: haha doyexy o..biko join us in ur prayers o..atlst u av an optionyh I understand..thanks..just hope d process will b quicker..it's so tiring waiting on every email dat cums in..lol
Yes oOo ma dear...it can get so crazy having to hope that every time I see dat new mail notification..."Itz a mail from gtb"...And get disappointed when I find out itz one of doz regular daily job alert thingy....*Gets a Family size Mouka Foam*...Guess ma stay on this thread is gonna be longer than I thought....*Gets a long vacation ticket*...And as d baby of d ous in d prospective orange family...Ah guess ah still gat a long way,so amma nid 2 go on a long vac...lyk doyexy said..."We are on a long thing"....Patience and LongTime finger crossing Mode Fully Initiated plus Activated......


Patience Is a Rare Virtue...#But I pray We Don't Have 2 Wait 4 So Long#
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by kohlar88(m): 12:02pm On Feb 24, 2013
gluv01: Ah...mo gbe cheesy

Better pull down the foundation of that duplex fast because there is a house already...We all stay in there and ask MAzi to continue his story. We also fight and quarell, pinch and laugh, but we're still one(UIS). So better don't start any foundation and if u have, pull it down biko grin
*frowns*...After I av paid Mazi millions 4 3 acres on diz thread..*Shows her the C of O....Ma friend,the building is complete and ayyam patiently waiting for Mazi 2 come and continue his story.....#talks 2 gateman#...Abu,come on close that gate*.....Where is this Mazi sef? :-
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by kohlar88(m): 4:27pm On Feb 23, 2013
Hmmm..Mazi I must confess, I have never been so engrossed in any story like this. The last time I checked only d J K Rowling's Harry Potter series got me this hooked. I only check on just the job section of nairaland but decided 2 try out something different this morning so I clicked on trending topics @ d early hours of 2day and fortunately ur topic happened 2 be the 1st on the list. Clicking on it just 2 Kill time,I read through all ur sex escapades from School gf (Jane or so,Can't remember her name) 2 ur HOD's daughter Cassey down 2 how Samuel's cousin caused u an extra year till ur spill over year gf...Getting fascinated with the suspense and all ,I then continued with the tale of Oge to The married woman(Maliza lover)....I have been in bed all through the morning with my phone laughing,smiling and enjoying ur stories and comments of ur fans. Plus the scenario u painted about camp makes me reminence my days @ Ikare Akoko,Ondo camp. Just a perfect Replica of the situation report back days...Big ups 2 yhu man not forgetting Chief Himself...As from now,Amma follow u like Twitter....Mazi's Story : My Newly Found Addiction...And I don't wana get rid of it...Never!!!....*Constructing A 3 Bedroom Duplex On This Thread*
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wema Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2013 by kohlar88(m): 5:49pm On Feb 22, 2013
Jones ighodalo: Good afternoon,I am applying for the position of a graduate trainee in your bank, Jones Ighodalo, 08037733586
Lwkmd...Rotfl...Does this look like Wema bank's career website?...lol...Grow up dude...Why do u peeps disgrace graduates like this?...Are you a learner?...lmao..#Cant stop laughing...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pyramidconcepts Ltd Is Recruiting For The Positions Of Graduate Trainees by kohlar88(m): 5:24pm On Feb 22, 2013
davidsoul: I think some people are just busy body, do you have any prove against them. If you've gotten a job already, then allow others to get theirs and not discouraging them. Again, what's there to lose, do they asked you for money of any kind. Enemy of progress.
God punish u,Thunder fire da mouth of yours. You are also one of those 419nas abi? Very soon,the hand of d law will get hold of u guyz. Your english sef no correct "Do they asked u 4 money of any kind?"...Ode oshi, foolish fool. Oneal ventures or whatever ur name is called, you better be warned b4 tribulations will decend on u ppl....Mtchew
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pyramidconcepts Ltd Is Recruiting For The Positions Of Graduate Trainees by kohlar88(m): 5:19pm On Feb 22, 2013
tundelomo: @davidsoul, The silly pple are d same as oneal concept. 1 babatunde street off ogunlana drive surulere. After their silly test in a house lyk abandoned church, they will give u seminar and ask u to pay 8500 for licence. So I know dem. undecided@davidsoul, The silly pple are d same as oneal concept. 1 babatunde street off ogunlana drive surulere. After their silly test in a house lyk abandoned church, they will give u seminar and ask u to pay 8500 for licence. So I know dem.
The gullible davidsoul or whatever his name is, is also one of them. Very idiotic fellow. Went for their stupid test @ that same Ogunlana drive where one fool was preaching about graduate empowerment with his dirty coatlike suit....Na God go punish all those fraudsters robbing unemployed 9jarians of the little cash on them. Nemesis will definitely catch up with them very soon.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Vacancies At Eduprof Polytechnic by kohlar88(m): 3:46pm On Feb 22, 2013
Some Nigerian graduates can be so funny at times. Some can't even recognise scam even when it stares @ them in the face. Number one point, which newly found polytechnic won't advertise its job opportunities on any national daily plus from all I know the submission of application is done manually. Secondly,have u seen a polytechnic that doesn't have a personalised email address? Gosh...this whole scenario is so disheartening,it only depicts how frustrated Nigerian graduates and job seekers are. As for the scammers, you will soon meet your waterloo. Bunch of idiots taking advantage of the innocence and frustration of job seekers in the country. Mtchew....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 6:58pm On Feb 19, 2013
supaflygirl: Amen..thanks..anyway if u hear anything,pls keep me posted and i'll do the same wink
Aiit....No problem
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 2:41pm On Feb 19, 2013
supaflygirl: Hi guys..i'm new here and all your posts have been very helpful..i wrote my gtbank test 1st of February and got a success mail on the 2nd..i've been waiting for them to get back on the documentation and essay stage..any1 else in my shoes so i'll know i'm not alone? I'm kinda anxious..thanks guys and congrats to everyone that has made it
Yea,same here dear.Though I wrote mine on the 31st of Jan.I guess we shuld all get prepared 2 b called either diz week or latest by next week cox if u go tru the thread well,it took 3 to 4 wiks after the test b4 ppl were called back 4 documentation.Besides,dey are busy wif oda batches as well.Some wif panel interview ish,odas wif d final interview.Patience remains d key here.So let's kip our fingers crossed,we will all get dere.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 10:44am On Feb 04, 2013
Mayiee: Yw darl then 1 more thing it has to be a current issue
Yea,ah know....fanx.Buh did u also write ur test on 31st Jan/1st of Feb?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 9:25am On Feb 04, 2013
Mayiee: It's just the front page dear and it's nt even a full front page cuz dere is a line dividing the A4 paper at the top and at the bottom to. It's at the bottom u will write ur name. So it's just the front u will use. Then as 4 the topic it could be a political problem affecting nigeria or any international country. Or even a general issue thats a problem to us Nigerians or any international country. You choose ur topic ursef. Dnt worry God will c us all thru.
Amen dear and tanx so much 4 giving me the heads up,I really do appreciate it.I guess I av 2 start my preparations right away.Once again,Merci.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 7:41am On Feb 04, 2013
lekan Success: Is it today(Sunday) you got the success mail?
Nothing much @ the documentation stage, it used to be a tense free environment.
Kindly review the trend from the beginning as it will be of great help to you
No,got it on saturday. I have bin following the trend but I don't know whether it should be a political topic or just a general issue. And I heard it is just a one page essay.Now my questions are diz,please is it an A4 paper or what and is it just the front page alone or both front and back cos I wanna know ow long or short the essay wud be. Please pardon my inquisitiveness, I don't just wanna throw away dis golden opportunity. Thanks for ur anticipated response.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m): 8:02pm On Feb 03, 2013
Hello guyz,I just got a success mail from gtb on the test written on the 31st of Jan.Please what are we to expect in the next stage i.e essay writing and documentation stage?Please and please,a prompt response will be deeply appreciated.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gtbank Test Of Wednesday 20th June 2012 by kohlar88(m):
Ikeomu: I failed my first test, I dnt know what went wrong, can i apply againhuh
Eeya ,so sowie...buh I guess u av 2 wait 4 anoda 6months b4 reapplying again.Itz written in the invitation letter.

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