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This is totally unfair...
R.I.P though...
Our security forces should be sent to psychiatric hospitals for proper check-up..

ugoezeik:
wow I luv dis. pls can u send me dis on ugoezeik@gmail plssssssssssss

And how much will u pay me for sending it?

An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back.
Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give
me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man.

oxygen25:
You are silly, so I dey lie be that abi? If you don't have anything to offer, please fly away!

Pikin spotted on nairaland...

oxygen25:
Hi all, I have 1m here, temme a car I can go for? Benin republic cars or SOLID naija used, hoping to seal everything by next week.
Regards.

Statement of your Account balance or u are just a chronic liar
REGARDS ALSO

chukel:
very old thread. I solved all the problems myself with the aid of some nairalanders. I got a scanner and some diagnostic items. That was the beginning of my joy.

So u are now enjoying the car right?
I just got one of recent and am having similar issues

Google63:
I finished from OAU... I tell you, I'll rate Covenant higher.

Lol, but why?

I 100% blame Jonathan for this...

Tanoids, lick your butts

Last time I checked, they said covenant uni is the best according to webometrics.
Public universities are better than all this private universities..

chukel:
Pls, I need help with a competent toyota mechanic. I live in bayelsa. A competent and reliable mechanic in bayelsa, portharcourt, owerri or enugu will b ok. Pls its serious, before the inefficient ones I have come across kill my car. They av murdered sleep from my eyes. Pls help me. The car's idle is low, the engine stalls on the highway, it vibrates horribly at traffic and the movement is rough. Most times peddling d accelerator, the vehicle takes like one minute before responding. Tnks. D car is toyota camry 2007

chukel:
Pls, I need help with a competent toyota mechanic. I live in bayelsa. A competent and reliable mechanic in bayelsa, portharcourt, owerri or enugu will b ok. Pls its serious, before the inefficient ones I have come across kill my car. They av murdered sleep from my eyes. Pls help me. The car's idle is low, the engine stalls on the highway, it vibrates horribly at traffic and the movement is rough. Most times peddling d accelerator, the vehicle takes like one minute before responding. Tnks. D car is toyota camry 2007

Have u been able to resolve the issue?
And what are the things u changed?
Thanks in advance

Hello car doctor and other specialist in the house,
I was recently given an Xle toyota camry 2007 to use for personal use and I noticed the following:
1)The acceleration pedal doesn't really go down to the lowest but it later picks itself.
2)At times, the car just raises itself as if it's put on neutral then adjust itself automatically
3)The car makes some shikky sound when I put on the AC, can that be the fan belt or which belt can it be?
4)I think the person that gave me said something about the steering rack. I didn't understand him though.
Please advice will be needed.
Thanks and God bless. Keep up the good work all car experts in the house.

PRESIDOOOOOOOO!!!!
God Bless you Sir..
You are Loved..
My likes is for you Sir

Abbey2sam:
I love them both so I hit share and like

Lolz

That's true op but mums all over are awesome they are the only lady that will be on your side if things goes bad or when you suddenly become broke they will always stick by you and even sacrifice what they need to make sure you succeed..


GOD BLESS OUR MUM AND DAD.. UNFORTUNATELY, I LOST MY DAD LAST YEAR... *sad

osomegbe:
HE TOOK MY MONEY ALSO WITHOUT DELIVERY MY GOODS.

BEWARE OF HIM.
HE IS A THIEF

Please share and post your story in almost all his thread

osomegbe:
HE DID SAME TO ME.
BIG THIEF.

The guy is a scammer...
mods please do something

THIS GUYS IS A BIG SCAM OF LIFE!!!!
NAIRALANDERS, BEWARE... HE COLLECTED MONEY FROM A PASTOR TO SUPPLY QUAIL BIRDS AND EGGS
TILL DATE, NEITHER THE QUAIL OR THE EGGS HAS BEEN SUPPLIED.. HE EVEN WENT AS FAR AS COLLECTING TRANSPORT AND CREDIT.
PLEASE DON'T FALL A VICTIM. HE IS JUST A THIEF

THIS GUYS IS A BIG SCAM OF LIFE!!!!
NAIRALANDERS, BEWARE... HE COLLECTED MONEY FROM A PASTOR TO SUPPLY QUAIL BIRDS AND EGGS
TILL DATE, NEITHER THE QUAIL OR THE EGGS HAS BEEN SUPPLIED.. HE EVEN WENT AS FAR AS COLLECTING TRANSPORT AND CREDIT.
PLEASE DON'T FALL A VICTIM. HE IS JUST A THIEF

blesoh:
during his time no promotion,it was Liyel dat promoted d civil servants last 2yrs,,after 10yrs of no promotion,i shld cont?
I love Don no doubt but hez a crook,ette ino,once i mention his name my aunt will be like "noooooo do u knw hw we suffered as workers in his regime"?

I blame the hype of the media then

blesoh:
lwkmd, I stay here nd i knw wat am talking abt,Liyel and Don re same,they did noth.Liyel said he was paying d debt Don left,my bros Don did noth,he used tinapa to cover up his crimes,for ur info my uncle was d accountant then,we knw wat he did wen EFCC was abt to jack him,my uncle saved him.

Lol, for real
Then I blame the media then...

blesoh:
which accomplishment in whch state,the one he left wid debts whch we re still suffering till date?.i like him nd his guts but he mess d state Tinapa wetin dey d place.

Go and check his accomplishments compared to his preceeded

Duke, been a while I have heard from you. Ur accomplishment in cross-river is something Nigerians will never forget.

A million like for Donald Duke and a million share for Baba and forget about Jonathan

Perverted children...
may God save us.
I blame their parents. Click like if u are with me on this

NICE STEP GOVERNOR...

MORE GREASE AND GRACE TO YOUR ELBOW

This thing has to be put straight. if we want buhari to sanitize this country there should be no stone too precious to turn....if GEJ has nothing to hide let him just sit down and rest. if Buhari wanted to witch hunt anybody we know a lot of people that will be in Detention now awaiting trial.....but with all this shout here and there due process of the law has to be followed.....the guilty should start arranging their homes because if not all, some of them has a long journey away from home to jail......JAMES IBORI is a simple example he has been on a long journey away from home but very soon he will return.

the idea of GEJ looking for a soft landing or saying this and that is not Good for the change every Nigerian wants. his moves are currently anti-people. you are been called the HERO OF PEACE so please remain peaceful and calm while the corruption Surgeon carry out the surgical operation to eradicate this cancerous infection call corruption that grew into the heart, lever and the entire reproductive system of the country.
if humans can beat cancer Nigeria can also beat curruption.

Baba, welldone...
More grace to your elbow
A million like for u

You are just a scammer...
someone already advertised this same car for 650grand

This car is a manual car with lots of issues..

BEWARE!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!

Lanretoye:
PMB baba,adekeja 1 of Nigeria.
Baba Go slow wey go feature for fast and furious.

Which of ur past president or family members are better than PMB??
you just type as if u are having serious brain migrane..