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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 7:50pm On Mar 03, 2017 |
1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 7:42pm On Mar 03, 2017 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by Kookny(m): 12:19pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Okpanwu: dz guy ehn, ur craze no geh part 2! I wonder, if many pple folo u dey craze lyk dz, how Naija 4 be? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
af44642: my brother, no mind dem, na so dem dey do, really yeye pple, wey no like beta tin |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 12:18pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
Jesusgirl92: which day was ur panel interview? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 12:17pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
scoobs: 25th I mean |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 10:25am On Feb 27, 2017 |
Saturday panel interviews, Access Bank's started sending pple regret mails... So, chillax if you've not gotten yours |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Kookny(m): 6:23am On Feb 17, 2017 |
Spartacuss: babe, this ur handle ehn.. so funny to be true! |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advice To Tonto Dikeh On Her Marriage Crisis by Kookny(m): 7:51pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
ednut1: lol... |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advice To Tonto Dikeh On Her Marriage Crisis by Kookny(m): 5:41pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
ednut1: Bros, howfar abeg? Dem go allow us use calculator during verification? I dey reason my mata |
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by Kookny(m): 12:40pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Pls, I need hardcopies for skillz level |
Career / Re: ICAN May 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by Kookny(m): 12:29pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Smeeky: Pls where do I meet you? I need d hard copies. Have sent you a mail |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 10:43am On Nov 21, 2016 |
I bring you masterpiece and then I bring you expertise/ all yhu yap we call it ass-service/ im a-bit timid dis time, after d church-service/ word from d priest says i'd slew a young artiste/ still scripting bars when news got to me he'd hit climax/ nigga so shivering got burnt b4 i lit my max/ it's a tribute trynna send momma message using fax/wont be mincing words, son was slow even skipping tax... still seeking bras/ Y'all know d-x left him for d cucumber/ as the babe see me, na so she kuku-fall/ We'all know d-y(the why) 's cos his sh!t isn't tall/ but, I declined cos she gat this smelly-cu.nt/ when ya urge me come to ur visibility/don’t know there’s a great disparity/ we (be)-live- in Lumbini, you still squatting in Lasgidi/ such offensive calamity, you seek, wanna see da Trinity?/ I’m on da realm of invincibility/ Hommie gave ya advance couldn't figure that Im ya creditor/ hurry, snipe ya teacher teeth... well Im just ya councillor/ none ever iller, sicker dan d chameleon... how can yor figure my real-color? Im thine master's groom, from whatever room, still ya emperor 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 11:57am On Nov 17, 2016 |
DDeliverer: lol |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by Kookny(m): 6:20pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
Hello! Anybody made it here?? |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Kookny(m): 11:34am On Oct 27, 2016 |
amicable09: Work's going on just fine. hot test? lol, i missed it o. I didn't do dem any mail, was jus vexing sef, their African time tin! Is there any chance you will feel the heat we felt soon? which heat did you feel? sorry, I've not been so much around. I mean what happened? In anycase, I'm jus applying in search of greener pastures ni |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 11:25am On Oct 27, 2016 |
haibe: thanks.. lol .. It's still the assessment phase Pls help me that Tally software ebook . Thanks. I sent u a pm I'll try to see if I can assess it, will send it to you whence I do. You're welcome. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Kookny: Yiipppeee!! I've been rescheduled for Friday, tomorrow. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Kookny(m): 9:13am On Oct 27, 2016 |
amicable09: LOOLL Work no gree me o! so, I do it on a frenzy. Good to know you love it. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 8:47am On Oct 20, 2016 |
such a mess, I missed the test. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 3:58pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
Stevostical: Xup bro? I remember you from one dem job threads, Access Bank? How re we preparing for the test tomorrow? mehn... ve got limitations here |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by Kookny(m): 10:34am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Lilac91: Sorry, I dont have, regular GMAT would suffice |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by Kookny(m): 9:56am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Lilac91: Go with it bro |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 9:49am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Y’all know now is da concert/ This chick’n still dressed in boxer/ I loathe it when my job is lower’d, like a stripper, Imma have to do the suck-out/ My passion is vigor, when I come with these scissors, I bring you seizure/ sicko, so grave you couldn’t even figure/ as a son of the gods, I kill and heal and cuss, just to please dem niggurs/ even from Puerto Rico/ These tec(s) is plain, why he keep guessing brails and vernacular/ see dyslexia, Sinaj bring ‘im straw and coca-cola/ he’ll be needing it on a regular/ I got dem hypnotized in da triangular/ Lyk cyrax, I spit ill flows/ ‘ts gat target, no dodging these blows/ Tonight is a triple mega shame show/ bability, ripping off dem heart of dem foes/ Where is that dj5naira?/ tell these niqqas is no more que sera sera/ you come here not prepared?we gon’ past d era/ success without work, is getting rarer/ Gave your bae my Iphone7 plus/ she wows, swears it’s your income gross/ My Toolz cutz your underpants… ridiculous/ sorry, she’s a fan to d man who knows his calculus/ Welcome to da butchery, this ain’t a BEEF goulash/ I got swag and I got cash/ so relax, CU*MING with da power of the holy ghost very fast/ till I cover you up like in a hijab, spice with peri peri and take to d rehab… for beri beri, recap/ My goons whistle from da window, Kook! Kook!/ we apologize for this pitiful crook/ like an orphanage chick, pardon the food/ next time he won’t be taking this route/ Okay here’s da future, this rap is da B.O.A.T (Bestest Of All Time) ever/ know we don’t consider dem naysayers, Oga Plaetton, do you believe in soothsayers?/ Oh Lord! I’d gree da offer, more fame than DDeliverer, that’s my prayer/ S/O to Limerick in da rap section, niqqa reminds me my protégé called da Mode9/ S/O to NL jail section, found my crush… Amicable09/ baby you see, the way you wiggle and twinkle leaves niqqa hanging in da cloud9/ So Imma chase you from V.I to Garrison, starting from morning till past 9/ #Egohunter 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 6:29pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
esthete: It's a different form from the Deloitte you wanna do. It's an online assessment for 20minutes. So no need for rescheduling, I doubt if they'll even oblige. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 6:17pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Just got the mail now, who's with me? 4 Likes
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Poems For Review / Re: Lost Faith by Kookny(m): 9:12pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Cool, But, deep personal |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ll by Kookny(m): 10:10pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Hmmm! |
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kookny(m): 7:26pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
we counting dollars, this dj still begging 5naira/ I set d pace by far, Phyno's a prophet... Ndi ara/ |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 5:48pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
Yho! Im killin it this time, nigga I'mma make you pay d fine, no more kind/ see, the spirit's divine, my bars are signs, no time 4 whines, dis cat is sniped/ My tecs are sick, dey gat you weak, jus to deflate ya dick, u know Im thick/ again jus b4 u speak, seek d dentist, see you got wounds from this brawls I spit/ Leggo... I brought you specs incase you can't read pics on da wall/ my double barrel ba(r)-zooka is fully loaded, Dube said it before / These rap is raggaed, dem'ma still prepping, we done d war/ call it ZOOKA-BAG, no shenanigans, you be leanin on all fours/ There are verses dat shouldn't be read, dey're red/ mudafuckas lads on dem beds, dey gonn' beg/ Vet vs rookie, fvck guns, imma make 'em regret/ my lines cause bleeds, get a clutch, I'd ill the legs/ Spent years in Sambisa, I kill 'em all, no be fluke / Im da boss in this forum, Osewa knows it, call me Kook/ Hide your b!tch, she gonn' covet, cos Im the Duke/ don't get jealous, we done it before, she likes my food/ Ex-sniper, sprinter, rapper, I give you introduction/ did this deed when I was a kid, we knit da Kook-nation/ The crown is down, Lord emeritus, time for the coronation/ the phase is past, cut d talks, it's d benediction, make your insinuations/ 1 Like |
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