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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 7:50pm On Mar 03, 2017
scoobs:

Same day.

oh, well then!

you done documentation yet?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 7:42pm On Mar 03, 2017
scoobs:
Medical mails have been sent

RGU!

How many days btw top mgt interview and medical's mail?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by Kookny(m): 12:19pm On Feb 28, 2017
Okpanwu:
Message to start dropping as from 1st to 10th of March. don't doubt me ooooo. just belief. get set to receive ur miracle message.


dz guy ehn, ur craze no geh part 2! I wonder, if many pple folo u dey craze lyk dz, how Naija 4 be? embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 12:19pm On Feb 27, 2017
af44642:
Got mine chilling cold this morning.... Yeye people

my brother, no mind dem, na so dem dey do, really yeye pple, wey no like beta tin cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 12:18pm On Feb 27, 2017
Jesusgirl92:
Got a success mail this morning for interview with top management for tomorrow. Panel 50 who's with me?

which day was ur panel interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 12:17pm On Feb 27, 2017
scoobs:


Which of the Saturdays pls? 18th or 25th

25th I mean
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by Kookny(m): 10:25am On Feb 27, 2017
Saturday panel interviews, Access Bank's started sending pple regret mails...

So, chillax if you've not gotten yours grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Kookny(m): 6:23am On Feb 17, 2017
Spartacuss:


Get to Mile 2, board a bus to Agbara and drop at Ile-Oba bus stop. I stay nearby though. If you didn't get Agbara straight at Mile 2, board Okokomaiko or simply pronounced Okoko, from Okoko you will see Agbara.

Or if you come in through Iyana-Ipaja, board a bus to Iyana-Iba, drop at First gate and board a bus to Agbara. Drop at Ile-Oba bus stop.

babe, this ur handle ehn.. so funny to be true!
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advice To Tonto Dikeh On Her Marriage Crisis by Kookny(m): 7:51pm On Feb 16, 2017
ednut1:
if i tell u say i no remember u no go believe. man brain don dey old. be like dey provide market woman calc. cant remember

lol...
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Advice To Tonto Dikeh On Her Marriage Crisis by Kookny(m): 5:41pm On Feb 16, 2017
ednut1:
coming from a divorcee, gerahere abeg

Bros,

howfar abeg?

Dem go allow us use calculator during verification? I dey reason my mata
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by Kookny(m): 12:40pm On Dec 27, 2016
Pls, I need hardcopies for skillz level
Career / Re: ICAN May 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by Kookny(m): 12:29pm On Dec 27, 2016
Smeeky:
I have hard copies of skills for sale... Inbox me if you're interested. chukstan.sc@gmail.com

Pls where do I meet you? I need d hard copies. Have sent you a mail
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 10:43am On Nov 21, 2016
I bring you masterpiece and then I bring you expertise/
all yhu yap we call it ass-service/
im a-bit timid dis time, after d church-service/ word from d priest says i'd slew a young artiste/

still scripting bars when news got to me he'd hit climax/
nigga so shivering got burnt b4 i lit my max/
it's a tribute trynna send momma message using fax/wont be mincing words, son was slow even skipping tax... still seeking bras/

Y'all know d-x left him for d cucumber/ as the babe see me, na so she kuku-fall/
We'all know d-y(the why) 's cos his sh!t isn't tall/
but, I declined cos she gat this smelly-cu.nt/

when ya urge me come to ur visibility/don’t know there’s a great disparity/ we (be)-live- in Lumbini, you still squatting in Lasgidi/ such offensive calamity, you seek, wanna see da Trinity?/ I’m on da realm of invincibility/

Hommie gave ya advance couldn't figure that Im ya creditor/
hurry, snipe ya teacher teeth... well Im just ya councillor/
none ever iller, sicker dan d chameleon... how can yor figure my real-color?
Im thine master's groom, from whatever room, still ya emperor

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 11:57am On Nov 17, 2016
DDeliverer:


Who dey call me? smiley

I heard my name and I hid cos I was naked...

lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by Kookny(m): 6:20pm On Nov 07, 2016
Hello!

Anybody made it here??
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Kookny(m): 11:34am On Oct 27, 2016
amicable09:

I do.

How's work going?
Saw you missed that hot test, sorry about that. Did you do them a mail to complain?
Good morning and enjoy your day.

Work's going on just fine.

hot test? lol, i missed it o. I didn't do dem any mail, was jus vexing sef, their African time tin!

Is there any chance you will feel the heat we felt soon?

shocked shocked which heat did you feel? sorry, I've not been so much around. I mean what happened?

In anycase, I'm jus applying in search of greener pastures ni cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 11:25am On Oct 27, 2016
haibe:
congrats bro.

thanks.. lol grin.. It's still the assessment phase

Pls help me that Tally software ebook . Thanks. I sent u a pm

I'll try to see if I can assess it, will send it to you whence I do. You're welcome.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 10:05am On Oct 27, 2016
Kookny:
such a mess, I missed the test.


Yiipppeee!! grin grin grin I've been rescheduled for Friday, tomorrow.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Kookny(m): 9:13am On Oct 27, 2016
amicable09:
Oh my darling Koo.kny! grin
Like the wind, you have swept me off my feet and now I'm blown away! cheesy

I didn't see that rap early enough, forgive me.
So you are this good with words and rhymes and you've not written me anything prior to this time angry. Feeling sad. You come to this room and form all professional with me abi? Anytime you want to enter the chatroom you put on your tie and suit undecided, I don't want you wearing those shirts with collars anymore grin. Please come in with the bling bling and sunshades cool. I like you like that tongue

Now that I have seen this other side of you, I can declare you my CRUSH OF THE MONTH! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Do well to write me another stuff. I love rap music wink
Thrill me with those rhymes of yours grin

Good morning dear.

LOOLL grin grin grin

Work no gree me o!

so, I do it on a frenzy.

Good to know you love it. cool tongue wink

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 8:47am On Oct 20, 2016
such a mess, I missed the test.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 3:58pm On Oct 17, 2016
Stevostical:
Lols @Profbukky. I got the mail as well, let's see how it goes.

Xup bro?

I remember you from one dem job threads, Access Bank?

How re we preparing for the test tomorrow? mehn... ve got limitations here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by Kookny(m): 10:34am On Oct 17, 2016
Lilac91:
thanks. Pls can u send me d study pack?

Sorry, I dont have, regular GMAT would suffice
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by Kookny(m): 9:56am On Oct 17, 2016
Lilac91:
pls it was clearly stated that processing slips wont be accepted and all i have is the national id slip, can i still go with it?

Go with it bro
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 9:49am On Oct 17, 2016
Y’all know now is da concert/
This chick’n still dressed in boxer/
I loathe it when my job is lower’d, like a stripper, Imma have to do the suck-out/

My passion is vigor, when I come with these scissors, I bring you seizure/ sicko, so grave you couldn’t even figure/ as a son of the gods, I kill and heal and cuss, just to please dem niggurs/ even from Puerto Rico/

These tec(s) is plain, why he keep guessing brails and vernacular/ see dyslexia, Sinaj bring ‘im straw and coca-cola/ he’ll be needing it on a regular/ I got dem hypnotized in da triangular/

Lyk cyrax, I spit ill flows/ ‘ts gat target, no dodging these blows/
Tonight is a triple mega shame show/ bability, ripping off dem heart of dem foes/

Where is that dj5naira?/ tell these niqqas is no more que sera sera/ you come here not prepared?we gon’ past d era/ success without work, is getting rarer/

Gave your bae my Iphone7 plus/ she wows, swears it’s your income gross/
My Toolz cutz your underpants… ridiculous/ sorry, she’s a fan to d man who knows his calculus/

Welcome to da butchery, this ain’t a BEEF goulash/ I got swag and I got cash/ so relax, CU*MING with da power of the holy ghost very fast/ till I cover you up like in a hijab, spice with peri peri and take to d rehab… for beri beri, recap/

My goons whistle from da window, Kook! Kook!/ we apologize for this pitiful crook/ like an orphanage chick, pardon the food/ next time he won’t be taking this route/

Okay here’s da future, this rap is da B.O.A.T (Bestest Of All Time) ever/ know we don’t consider dem naysayers, Oga Plaetton, do you believe in soothsayers?/ Oh Lord! I’d gree da offer, more fame than DDeliverer, that’s my prayer/

S/O to Limerick in da rap section, niqqa reminds me my protégé called da Mode9/
S/O to NL jail section, found my crush… Amicable09/ baby you see, the way you wiggle and twinkle leaves niqqa hanging in da cloud9/ So Imma chase you from V.I to Garrison, starting from morning till past 9/

#Egohunter

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 6:29pm On Oct 14, 2016
esthete:
Am with u Bt I hv deloitte exam same day cry why me! cry

It's a different form from the Deloitte you wanna do. It's an online assessment for 20minutes.

So no need for rescheduling, I doubt if they'll even oblige.
Jobs/Vacancies / Stanbic IBTC 2016 Assessment Begins by Kookny(m): 6:17pm On Oct 14, 2016
Just got the mail now, who's with me?

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Poems For Review / Re: Lost Faith by Kookny(m): 9:12pm On Sep 14, 2016
Cool,

But, deep personal
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ll by Kookny(m): 10:10pm On Sep 13, 2016
Hmmm!
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Kookny(m): 7:26pm On Sep 13, 2016
we counting dollars, this dj still begging 5naira/
I set d pace by far, Phyno's a prophet... Ndi ara/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Kookny(m): 5:48pm On Sep 13, 2016
Yho!
Im killin it this time, nigga I'mma make you pay d fine, no more kind/ see, the spirit's divine, my bars are signs, no time 4 whines, dis cat is sniped/
My tecs are sick, dey gat you weak, jus to deflate ya dick, u know Im thick/ again jus b4 u speak, seek d dentist, see you got wounds from this brawls I spit/

Leggo...
I brought you specs incase you can't read pics on da wall/ my double barrel ba(r)-zooka is fully loaded, Dube said it before /
These rap is raggaed, dem'ma still prepping, we done d war/ call it ZOOKA-BAG, no shenanigans, you be leanin on all fours/

There are verses dat shouldn't be read, dey're red/ mudafuckas lads on dem beds, dey gonn' beg/
Vet vs rookie, fvck guns, imma make 'em regret/ my lines cause bleeds, get a clutch, I'd ill the legs/

Spent years in Sambisa, I kill 'em all, no be fluke / Im da boss in this forum, Osewa knows it, call me Kook/
Hide your b!tch, she gonn' covet, cos Im the Duke/ don't get jealous, we done it before, she likes my food/

Ex-sniper, sprinter, rapper, I give you introduction/ did this deed when I was a kid, we knit da Kook-nation/
The crown is down, Lord emeritus, time for the coronation/ the phase is past, cut d talks, it's d benediction, make your insinuations/

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