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scoobs:
Same day.

oh, well then!

you done documentation yet?

scoobs:
Medical mails have been sent

RGU!

How many days btw top mgt interview and medical's mail?

Okpanwu:
Message to start dropping as from 1st to 10th of March. don't doubt me ooooo. just belief. get set to receive ur miracle message.

dz guy ehn, ur craze no geh part 2! I wonder, if many pple folo u dey craze lyk dz, how Naija 4 be?

af44642:
Got mine chilling cold this morning.... Yeye people

my brother, no mind dem, na so dem dey do, really yeye pple, wey no like beta tin

Jesusgirl92:
Got a success mail this morning for interview with top management for tomorrow. Panel 50 who's with me?

which day was ur panel interview?

scoobs:
Which of the Saturdays pls? 18th or 25th

25th I mean

Saturday panel interviews, Access Bank's started sending pple regret mails...

So, chillax if you've not gotten yours

Spartacuss:
Get to Mile 2, board a bus to Agbara and drop at Ile-Oba bus stop. I stay nearby though. If you didn't get Agbara straight at Mile 2, board Okokomaiko or simply pronounced Okoko, from Okoko you will see Agbara.

Or if you come in through Iyana-Ipaja, board a bus to Iyana-Iba, drop at First gate and board a bus to Agbara. Drop at Ile-Oba bus stop.

babe, this ur handle ehn.. so funny to be true!

ednut1:
if i tell u say i no remember u no go believe. man brain don dey old. be like dey provide market woman calc. cant remember

lol...

ednut1:
coming from a divorcee, gerahere abeg

Bros,

howfar abeg?

Dem go allow us use calculator during verification? I dey reason my mata

Pls, I need hardcopies for skillz level

Smeeky:
I have hard copies of skills for sale... Inbox me if you're interested. chukstan.sc@gmail.com

Pls where do I meet you? I need d hard copies. Have sent you a mail

I bring you masterpiece and then I bring you expertise/
all yhu yap we call it ass-service/
im a-bit timid dis time, after d church-service/ word from d priest says i'd slew a young artiste/

still scripting bars when news got to me he'd hit climax/
nigga so shivering got burnt b4 i lit my max/
it's a tribute trynna send momma message using fax/wont be mincing words, son was slow even skipping tax... still seeking bras/

Y'all know d-x left him for d cucumber/ as the babe see me, na so she kuku-fall/
We'all know d-y(the why) 's cos his sh!t isn't tall/
but, I declined cos she gat this smelly-cu.nt/

when ya urge me come to ur visibility/don’t know there’s a great disparity/ we (be)-live- in Lumbini, you still squatting in Lasgidi/ such offensive calamity, you seek, wanna see da Trinity?/ I’m on da realm of invincibility/

Hommie gave ya advance couldn't figure that Im ya creditor/
hurry, snipe ya teacher teeth... well Im just ya councillor/
none ever iller, sicker dan d chameleon... how can yor figure my real-color?
Im thine master's groom, from whatever room, still ya emperor

DDeliverer:
Who dey call me?

I heard my name and I hid cos I was naked...

lol

Hello!

Anybody made it here??

amicable09:
I do.

How's work going?
Saw you missed that hot test, sorry about that. Did you do them a mail to complain?
Good morning and enjoy your day.

Work's going on just fine.

hot test? lol, i missed it o. I didn't do dem any mail, was jus vexing sef, their African time tin!

Is there any chance you will feel the heat we felt soon?

which heat did you feel? sorry, I've not been so much around. I mean what happened?

In anycase, I'm jus applying in search of greener pastures ni

haibe:
congrats bro.

thanks.. lol .. It's still the assessment phase

Pls help me that Tally software ebook . Thanks. I sent u a pm

I'll try to see if I can assess it, will send it to you whence I do. You're welcome.

Kookny:
such a mess, I missed the test.

Yiipppeee!! I've been rescheduled for Friday, tomorrow.

amicable09:
Oh my darling Koo.kny!
Like the wind, you have swept me off my feet and now I'm blown away!

I didn't see that rap early enough, forgive me.
So you are this good with words and rhymes and you've not written me anything prior to this time . Feeling sad. You come to this room and form all professional with me abi? Anytime you want to enter the chatroom you put on your tie and suit , I don't want you wearing those shirts with collars anymore . Please come in with the bling bling and sunshades . I like you like that

Now that I have seen this other side of you, I can declare you my CRUSH OF THE MONTH!
Do well to write me another stuff. I love rap music
Thrill me with those rhymes of yours

Good morning dear.

LOOLL

Work no gree me o!

so, I do it on a frenzy.

Good to know you love it.

such a mess, I missed the test.

Stevostical:
Lols @Profbukky. I got the mail as well, let's see how it goes.

Xup bro?

I remember you from one dem job threads, Access Bank?

How re we preparing for the test tomorrow? mehn... ve got limitations here

Lilac91:
thanks. Pls can u send me d study pack?

Sorry, I dont have, regular GMAT would suffice

Lilac91:
pls it was clearly stated that processing slips wont be accepted and all i have is the national id slip, can i still go with it?

Go with it bro

Y’all know now is da concert/
This chick’n still dressed in boxer/
I loathe it when my job is lower’d, like a stripper, Imma have to do the suck-out/

My passion is vigor, when I come with these scissors, I bring you seizure/ sicko, so grave you couldn’t even figure/ as a son of the gods, I kill and heal and cuss, just to please dem niggurs/ even from Puerto Rico/

These tec(s) is plain, why he keep guessing brails and vernacular/ see dyslexia, Sinaj bring ‘im straw and coca-cola/ he’ll be needing it on a regular/ I got dem hypnotized in da triangular/

Lyk cyrax, I spit ill flows/ ‘ts gat target, no dodging these blows/
Tonight is a triple mega shame show/ bability, ripping off dem heart of dem foes/

Where is that dj5naira?/ tell these niqqas is no more que sera sera/ you come here not prepared?we gon’ past d era/ success without work, is getting rarer/

Gave your bae my Iphone7 plus/ she wows, swears it’s your income gross/
My Toolz cutz your underpants… ridiculous/ sorry, she’s a fan to d man who knows his calculus/

Welcome to da butchery, this ain’t a BEEF goulash/ I got swag and I got cash/ so relax, CU*MING with da power of the holy ghost very fast/ till I cover you up like in a hijab, spice with peri peri and take to d rehab… for beri beri, recap/

My goons whistle from da window, Kook! Kook!/ we apologize for this pitiful crook/ like an orphanage chick, pardon the food/ next time he won’t be taking this route/

Okay here’s da future, this rap is da B.O.A.T (Bestest Of All Time) ever/ know we don’t consider dem naysayers, Oga Plaetton, do you believe in soothsayers?/ Oh Lord! I’d gree da offer, more fame than DDeliverer, that’s my prayer/

S/O to Limerick in da rap section, niqqa reminds me my protégé called da Mode9/
S/O to NL jail section, found my crush… Amicable09/ baby you see, the way you wiggle and twinkle leaves niqqa hanging in da cloud9/ So Imma chase you from V.I to Garrison, starting from morning till past 9/

#Egohunter

esthete:
Am with u Bt I hv deloitte exam same day why me!

It's a different form from the Deloitte you wanna do. It's an online assessment for 20minutes.

So no need for rescheduling, I doubt if they'll even oblige.

Just got the mail now, who's with me?

Hmmm!

we counting dollars, this dj still begging 5naira/
I set d pace by far, Phyno's a prophet... Ndi ara/

Yho!
Im killin it this time, nigga I'mma make you pay d fine, no more kind/ see, the spirit's divine, my bars are signs, no time 4 whines, dis cat is sniped/
My tecs are sick, dey gat you weak, jus to deflate ya dick, u know Im thick/ again jus b4 u speak, seek d dentist, see you got wounds from this brawls I spit/

Leggo...
I brought you specs incase you can't read pics on da wall/ my double barrel ba(r)-zooka is fully loaded, Dube said it before /
These rap is raggaed, dem'ma still prepping, we done d war/ call it ZOOKA-BAG, no shenanigans, you be leanin on all fours/

There are verses dat shouldn't be read, dey're red/ mudafuckas lads on dem beds, dey gonn' beg/
Vet vs rookie, fvck guns, imma make 'em regret/ my lines cause bleeds, get a clutch, I'd ill the legs/

Spent years in Sambisa, I kill 'em all, no be fluke / Im da boss in this forum, Osewa knows it, call me Kook/
Hide your b!tch, she gonn' covet, cos Im the Duke/ don't get jealous, we done it before, she likes my food/

Ex-sniper, sprinter, rapper, I give you introduction/ did this deed when I was a kid, we knit da Kook-nation/
The crown is down, Lord emeritus, time for the coronation/ the phase is past, cut d talks, it's d benediction, make your insinuations/