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dj5naira:
Call came in cos ex-spouse needed to talk/ it was Paul! oh this mouse just sucks/ as I lifted blouse for the f.uck/
was hard n solid plus gave the divorced oral suck/
Where you dey? He asked, but the chouse made me shock/
“ah dey far...as in” was the response. as she settled her “house on the rock!!”/

Body scream/ . one moment, it all calmly, seems/
'Tis clear pleasure, as she Mmm.... I never planned this Ponzi scheme/

Let's mime/ and I'll be ready, no much stress, time/
M. Zuckerberg inspires my simple way to dress rhyme/

Opener not romantic/ to gay, won't dub it fantastic/
Not all gbadun this 'bond', since to them, 'bro, man ticks!'/

Where you naughty come from?/ can't cope with a shawty's bum bum/
Too naïve to touches, see as ur Johnny just come/

The one coded star/ . none flowed hotter/
Who follow this boss? Hol' up,...is a road hawker/

While you rattle, flaring/ its all 'bout battle prepping/
Gatherin' beef for fights, I been cattle rearing/

lost its very glory/ blame D not if FFR turn dead-ee body/
I'm no exception, even Superman couldn't save everybody/

Eyekandi:
These specific financial/logical functions/formulas
eg: HLOOKUP and VLOOKUP

Thank you.

whiteNgold:
owkkk Sir... no problem... ur welcm back too.

dkronicle:
Got everytin apart a 4rm 1 and 5.
But how can one person get. 2 and 5

debbie:
HR business partner
Jumia Nigeria
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BSC in relevant field
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Interested applicant to forward CVs using HRBP as email subject

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whiteNgold:
mr kookny......gud morning to u and the whole accountants here.....

pls,if u don't mind... could u take us a little tutorial about the history and basics of accounting...( introduction to accounting) definition,different types of accounting, advantage/usefulness of accounting... somin lyk dat....pllllllls (cute baby faces,with open teeth) lolzz..,just kidding ma milk teeths were gone a long tym ago...choose a date u wanna present ur lecture and let us know so we go dey available... date n tym....tnx alot...

DrinkWater10:
BTW when enyimba wins both our oustanding games we will be on top if the log.

DrinkWater10:
Two NPFL Matches will be live on SuperSport today starting from 2pm. I m tired of creating match threads because they seldom make frontpage on this board.Fans should look forward to seeing Enyimba vs KanoPillars by 2pm.

OversightTM:
Meaning?

AlexisM16:
PS: For those that succeeded, there will be a success message in your screen immediately after clicking the submit button, two people just finished theirs right now, so it's confirmed (see as I just dey look them with one Kain bad eyes )

Guys, exactly the same mail I got, afterwhich I was sent a separate regret mail.

I knew and was expecting a regret mail cos someone got flash success mail on his PC immediately after completing the second situational judgement test.

He said he's gotten a reply (completely different from the ones I got)and a congratulatory mail, that the next stage is a video chat according to his mail, I don forget the details shaa but I'm trying to see if I can re-register with another email but someone said my credentials will match the previous one submitted and that meant automatic disqualification for me, so...

I'm moving on.

OversightTM:
I don't know if it's just me but I'm really pissed about writing behavioural assessments and not scaling through. What do these firms really want?!

Eyekandi:
thank you!
Are u also good in excel?

whiteNgold:
lolzzz....owkk sir,no probs...gud morning and how was ur nyt?

Eyekandi:
emm, I'm not an accountant, don't know what terms to use correctly!

so debit doesn't mean debtors?
Thank u

Eyekandi:
Very good!!

Future accountants! help me understand this
debit and credit stuff in book keeping!

I'm going thru on d job training in accounting,

why do I post cash/ for sales on the Dr side and expenses/bills on the Cr side

isn't Dr money going out And Cr money coming in?

Thank you guys!

DDeliverer:
Shey as some of us dey talk e go be like say we just lazy abi?

e get one guy wey graduate as the best student for his secondary school...enter university the next year..100&200level na 4.5 and 4.8 respectively..300l na 4.0 but for finals him gp cast...nonetheless , the guy 2'1 still sharp pass razor blade..

after service...this guy carry CV follow everywhere..no level.
the guy vex do masters..as in, carry all him money plus the ones wey he borrow use am do MSC...

if I tell u wetin that guy take dey survive now....u go shout..

if I come tell u say na me be that guy...u go believe?

humbledbyfaith:
hi family landers,

I am so depressed as of right now..

I have a bro who recently got married to his fiancée..

we were happy as a family until my bro's wife started interfering in between my bro and I..
it all started when I had an urgent need in school, I approached my bro with the most humble scenery one can ever imagine, his wife just cut me short, and said they was no money, I was shocked as my bro sided with her and said they was no money.
I took it in good faith and went away.
later that day ,when they were back from work,I overhead my bro talking to someone in his bedroom..
I went closer and behold my bro was talking to his wife sis asking her if she had seen the alert of the money he sent to her..immediately I heard that,I just sat on the floor and sobbed loudly..

I wonder why my bro will be treating me and my junior bro like this ,we are orphans (lost dad and mum the same day in a car accident)my bro is in jss3 in a public school(my bro's wife changed him with the pretext that they couldn't afford the private school fee).me,I'm in my final year in the university, just remaining my project and my final year school fees..
I am really depressed as my mates have already gone to nysc..

I can't go to anywhere because of clearance and my bro has turned a deaf ear to my appeal to set me up with something I can do to at least clear my self in school..
I am not a lazy person, God forbid that I be lazy but I don't have the necessary incentive to startup something..

I am just fed up with the whole scenario, I have thought of suicide, but ithat will be foolishness as my junior bro will be left in this world to suffer alone..

If my parents are seeing all that is happening, they should please intervene on our behalf because I'm almost giving up... ;'(

sorry for bothering you all with my trouble

tollyB:
Good morning everyone in the chatroom,do have a great day all...

Abimbex007:
Amen!! Thanks Sweetie

GSKing:
If I haven't started any ICAN or ACCA process, can I still apply for a graduate programme in Deloitte?

I applied yesterdayfor the ongoing Audit programme, I have all relevant documents except the ICAN/ACCA, hope I'll be interviewed if I pass the online test?