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2Legit2Qui:
is it today slapping started in the world? whats d big deal?

The biggie is that this one got reciprocated forthwith.

A 23 years old Nigerian musician, Victor Adimike, aka SK Mode, who got married to a 62-years old Columbian-American widow, Amelia Felix, has been granted an immigrant visa into United States of America after long wait.

The couple met online in 2008 and got married at an Akure registry in September of same year, however all effort by Adimike to relocate to the United States to stay with his wife was fustrated by the US embassy in Nigeria and the Children of Amelia who allegedly opposed the union.

The Encomium reported that the eldest of Amelia's children is 40 years while the youngest of the three children is 33 years.

In a chat with the weekly tabloid, the couple gave account of how they met before they finally agreed to be husband and wife.

"The fisrt time i saw him,{via web cam} I started to cry. I cried because when i saw how young he was, I was really startled, But I felt an attraction for him that I could not understand, that was when I knew I had to meet him in person" Said Amelia.
She Continued that she tried to keep away from him for some time failed "The attarction was so strong that I used to run straight from work to the computer to talk to him when we started talking again"she said.

The 23 years old Vctor is an only Son and a recording artsist with an album entitled Mode N Style.

"My Joy is boundless, At one point, I even got angry that I told the embassy people that I never needed the visa again, but that my wife should come down to Nigeria and be with me.

I am doing well here as a musician with my own car, i am a fully qualified video director and i produced my album myself, I met my wife while i was looking for a way to promote my music outside Nigeria. I already have a partner in New York and could travel to the U.s myself" he said.

Huumm, so what do you think of his?

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/6050/14/23-years-old-nigeria-musician-joins-62-years-old-w.html

Dearest Mama!
Acharaugo Nwayi!
Odozi Aku Di ya!

Google ke?

Posa I think u're becoming 'technologically Sick.'

It appears that slapping days are yet to be over in the National Assembly. Last week, several slaps exchanged hands. A male Rep member who slapped a secretary had the shock of his life as she replied him double fold.

A slap for a slap, you may say. Trouble was said to have started when the Rep member went into the office of a lawmaker friend. The friend was not around. He subsequently demanded to use his friend’s rest room. The secretary explained that her boss had given strict instructions that in a situation whereby snakes are now being found in lawmakers’ toilets, no one should be allowed into his office in his absence, not to mention his rest room.

The lawmaker however felt insulted and made to force his way into his friend’s rest room. The secretary was said to have locked the door to the toilet. This annoyed the Rep member who immediately gave her a resounding slap. Without wasting time, she replied. Thereafter, all hell then burst loose as the squabble almost degenerated into a brawl. Thankfully, other well meaning aides in the office intervened and saved the day.

However, the secretary, I learnt has been reported to her boss and the honourable member who was slapped has promised to ensure she loses her job. Though some ardent Christians in NASS are saying the secretary did the wrong thing by not turning the other cheek, others are hailing her courage to face up to what they termed "oppression." The slapping culture which was popularised by Hon. Chinyere Igwe, who successfully pasted slaps on the hapless visage of a NASS security man sometime ago, seems to be catching on really fast. Instead of arguing, people now seem to prefer slapping sense into one another.

Any act, speech or mannerism that seemed out of turn may now earn a deserving slap. So, people are now learning to be civic to each other to avoid a "slap me I slap you" situation. However I will bring you the follow up of this story as the events unfold.

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/6044/18/slap-me-i-slap-you-man-no-go-vex.html

posakosa:
can u teach me how to make it.

Why not. . .Have ur Isi Ewu handy 2 get started

Isi Ewu is one of the simplest foods to cook!

It doesn't take me upto an hour to prepare and Yummy Yummy too.

posakosa:
the Isi-ewu dem they make here----taste like they just pour suya pepper on stop the goat head-----

Posa u no go kill me ooo!

^^Cry,Cry Baby.
Why are you crying?
I want to see your mother. . .
I want to see your father. . .
SHAME!!!!

Emmaco4God:
My prayer is for her to excel And be[b] more better than 2 face

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Oghene Forbids!!!!

posakosa:
I want Isi Ewu

Eeya, U just missed the one I made three days ago.

Kpele

Cristalz:
I love Lagos fans.  .  .see fireworks!

Yep they are always great!

MustardInc:
[size=15pt]The people calling FOUL PLAY here are either HATERS or PSYCHOS

These lads look genuinely young. They 've been scanned for cheating prior to the game

But more IMPORTANTLY, don't HATE, CONGRATULATE!

Good times are here again folks[/size]

[size=15pt]Co- Signed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

princekevo:
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U are 10 good minutes late, soz bros!

hope u aint watching from aworantv

E don enter ooooooo!

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


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tkb417:
can the mod ban this guy till we finish this game
cos i go curse am o

Don't mind d guys. If yin vex me again I go say make Ogun kill 'am here.

Cristalz:
All of a sudden, Eaglets cannot even find the ball anymore.
It's all about Spain now.

Come on, Eaglets. Fly fly fly!

Abi oo! Even if they can't fly, then crawl. All we need na movement.

posakosa:
^^^^^ funny guy.

Posa u no dey watch match?

soreola:
recently learnt this one, when frying plaintain out onions in the oil to give it flavour, smell nice too

Given that u're a female, am surprised that u are just learning this now.

Princek12:
I predict a bright future for this Okoro madu guy

Good player, very selfish tho. .

segzeybaba:
only if he never apply for visa with his real identity n sumbit hin fingerprint b4 oooo!

Hehehe.