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maedan:
[b]I hope some European countries are on that list - esp. U.K. [/b]because I don't know how poor countries in Africa can be ranked so high all the time, when we have more hi-tech corruptionists in the westernised world. But I guess because of the lack of political instability in these western countries, corruption does not have the same "stark and devastating effect" that it has on the impoverished African countries .

We are talking about Corruption here Sister.

Why would you wanna see UK especially on the list?

In you honest opinon, would you say that UK as a country is more corrupt than Nigeria?

What about their Politicians and Nigerian Politicians?

My two cent still.

OBVIOUS:
Her puhssy---

My Guy why u dey fall my hand like dis na?

@Topic

1, Condoms
2, Triceps/Biceps Rope
3, ABS Clicker
4, Shavers

Yes all these^^ and I'm taken.

A used carmy is obviously cheaper than a new 'tear rubber' Kia.

I'd go for a tear rubber Kia if I have the money, unless you're looking 4 a car to use till thy kingdom come.

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=354187.msg4955776#msg4955776 date=1258622370]If you know the whereabouts of this lady, please call EFCC. Bode George needs a girlfriend in kirikiri. [/quote]For how much? e be like say u don dey work 4 EFCC Bros.

Nigeria has been ranked among most corrupt nations in a Corruption Perception Index (CPI) report released by Transparency International on Tuesday. Nigeria tied with three other Sub-Sahara African countries with a score of 2.5, ranking 130 in the world and 27 in the region.

The 2009 edition score 180 countries, the same number as the 2008 CPI. The ranking immediately put Nigeria in the category of most corrupt nations as countries that score 3.0 or above are perceived as relatively less corrupt. CPI is a measure of domestic and public sector corruption. The other countries in the same bracket with Nigeria are Mauritania, Mozambique and Uganda.

Botswana ranked 37 in the world and 1st in the region with CPI score of 5.6. It was followed by Mauritius (CPI score:5.4) and Cape Verde (CPI score: 5.1) while Somalia came at the bottom of the rung, ranking 180 in the world and 47 in the region with CPI score of 1.1, followed by Sudan (CPI score:1.5) and Chad (CPI score:1.6).
The report says “of the 47 countries reviewed in the region (the same as in 2008), 31 scored less than 3 (out of 10) indicating that corruption is perceived as rampant, while 13 scored between 3 and 5, indicating that corruption is perceived as a serious challenge by country experts and businessmen.”

The report noted that “as in 2008, only three countries scored more than five: Botswana, Mauritania and Cape Verde.” It further observed that “as in previous years, the CPI results show that corruption has a particularly stark and devastating effect on countries that face ongoing political stability and high levels of poverty.”
The CPI is a composite index, drawing on 13 different experts and business surveys.
Highest scorers in the 2009 CPI are New Zealand at 9.4, Denmark at 9.3, Singapore and Sweden tied at 9.2 and Switzerland at 9.0. These scores reflect political stability, long-established conflict of interest regulations and solid, functioning public institutions.

The report stressed the urgent need on the part of governments to renew their commitments to implement anti-corruption reforms and legislation. “With government efforts to tackle corruption seen as ineffective across the region, it is clear that there must be renewed commitments to implement anti-corruption reforms and legislation and to introduce preventive measures, including education programmes. This will help to restore public trust and contribute to a reduction in the levels of corruption throughout the region.”

On the occasion of the official release of the report, the Chair of Transparency International (TI) Huguette Labelle explained the rational behind the exercise. “At a time when massive stimulus packages, fast-track disbursements of public funds and attempts to secure peace are being implemented around the world, it is essential to identify where corruption blocks good governance and accountability, in order to break its corrosive cycle.”

Chuks84:
sagamite cool down, its just a game so stop hurling insults. it is obvious you are a being of superior intellect who has decided to pity us and grace this forum with his majestic presence even though we are not worthy as to pick the crumbs under your table, let alone engage you in a conversation in which only gods are permitted to comment. fool!

So after all dis sweet mouth a.k.a sarcasm, u still ended by callin him a Fool? Kai NLers una no go kill me ooo!

Hokum Pokum!!

seemingly u're on the loose tday.

C2H5OH:
Kekere, it's obvious I'm controversial by nature.

U have no monopoly over it Bro!

Maka na Odieshi kwa 4 my side, i na anu?

2Direct:
Good for you

Wat is good for him?

The fact that he didn't get the joke

OBVIOUS:
e don tay when we don yarn sha---- I no get this joke wey you post.

Gordon Brown is the UK PM and a Scottish too. So do d mathematics.

BTW where u dey stay sef?

Kunbee:
Ofe da wahala le ni

Lif am, e dey find wahala abi?

OBVIOUS:
kool: how far na ?!

Baba I no easy. Na Una get area na, so make I just clear road 4 ya.

buffead:
wats your beef !!!

. . .Not beefing Mate. Just being factual.

Not sure about the state but its somewhere in South East, of course!

' I will quit after 2010 World Cup - Kanu'

B4 Nko?

2Direct:
Too long jor

U no sabi read? abi u dey suffer from myopia?

^^Na so life be. Easy does it!

Three surgeons are at a conference on transplantation - a French surgeon, a German surgeon and an English surgeon.

The French surgeon said, "We can take a kidney from Brasil, put it in the patient in Paris and have him looking for work in 6 weeks".

The German surgeon said, "Zat is nothing! We can take a lung from Australia, put it in the patient in Berlin and have him looking for work in THREE weeks!"

To which the English surgeon shrugs and said, "Well, we can take an A$$ hole from Scotland, put him in No.10 and have 2 and a half MILLION people looking for work in NO time!" 

@OP

Na Zoology or abi Mananimal u read 4 scool

A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up.

But before applying anywhere, she goes to the doctors for a week physical before taking on a new job.

When she returns her hubby notices she's just busting with pride and all chuffed.

So he says; "What's all this about?" 

She says, "I've just been to the doctors and  he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".

To which her hubby fires back, "What about your 50 year old a$$?"

"Your name never came up." She replied!

babeface3:
My brida, be ready to drive the car without a/c in no time period

Anoda clueless NLer.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=353172.msg4947090#msg4947090 date=1258510946]It looks as if this poster is seeking for an attention, please guys, don't give it to him/her. [/quote]My thought precisely.

Ije004:
@ Fhemmy, i couldnt agree more.

Some guys on this thread that try to act macho actually play the role of the MRS in their relationships/marriages. Na today??

Anyways, Diff strokes for Diff folks.

Ije004:
@ Koolchicco, the last time i checked, i didn't marry u lol!

Where u did u check? U prolly checked at the Registry abi?

Well soz to disappoint u but na Islamic marriage we do.

Fhemmmy:
She wont go back to Mama and Papa, you will have to move out of the house and she will be living there with the kids

Me go leave my house 4 who? Where dat kind yeye thing dey happen? Bros I be Omo 9ja.

Anyway, Mama Obi no even fit try dat kin thing with me sef!

Fhemmmy:
Not fair to ever give a woman such choice . . . u will be shocked that some women will chose their jobs

Then she better be ready 2 go back to her Mama and Papa.

Ije004:
Quit my job? No.

Then choose between myself and ur Job

Fhemmmy:
My guy, go and do a thanksgiving at church, cos such woman is not a wife.

Exactly! 

Eccl 7:26. . .And I find more bitter than DEATH, "Woman". .

Boarding School?

uae 0- 2 uruguay

azeeza:
we are nt expecting much 4rm them, the lease they can go is second round

Only if they can go pass pre-stages.