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Phate07:
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M gwanu zuzu pu, anyi afu go nu gi, ewu.
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Phate07:
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Adim mma , mana emere ufodi ihe ndi m mega n'ulo. Onye obula di mma. Ke ebe isi idegara m akwukwo mail? mu afuro ihe obula o.
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Phate07:
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Nwanne m o, ke kwanu maka umuaka gi?
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iyatrustee:
^^^ did i say anything wrong? at least 10 am Nairaland time [s]in case you want to lecture me on different time zones[/s]

Tosinville:
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Guy, ppl are willing to see your pic too since 2008, ~haba!! e don tey na no be today~ cos i've starting suspectin maybe you even look like CHIMPAZEE NEPHEW sef. Abeg we need one asap to folks to know who u really are and it doesn't take time just use your phone camera no need of going to the studio to apply some make-ups to it just to be perfect cos i personally i'll really appreciate even look like a BABOON for u to take a bold step and upload it here u know it isn't easy.

iyatrustee:
no offeince bruv

foyeks2001:
really
cant wait to see u two then 

iyatrustee:
could be that you are jobless? its just 10am and you are bored

iyatrustee:
^^^is that you in the plateprofile you is cute mehn

foyeks2001:

ifyalways:
@Topic,Ugwu nwanyi bu di,Nma nwoke bu nwunye ya.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Wurreva don't eat garri much anywayz


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xynerise:
It happened to me when I was still a banker. I was called by my manager in her office. I started feeling a funny movement in my tummy. She was looking at my constipated look on my face. I was actually forcing my fart to calm down and let me go out from her office. Thank God I left and it was the fund transfer officer that suffered the numerous sound of fart coming from my butt.

sweetguy10:
LOL Mine was not in the office but it was in the presence of my girlfriend's sister . chai !! No be small thing !!! I could not hold it anymore I asked her to quickly excuse me but she won't let me go she thought I was trying to leave without giving her what she asked for ( some gifts I promised her) . It got to a point I could not hold it anymore i pushed her away gently ran to the door and while running the thing was dropping , chai !! and that made it sound louder , Puah ! puah , puah , pooooo . I ran outside and was so ashamed to go back inside but I was surprised that she did not hear the sounds .