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Lets Talk Nasty: Your Experience While Avoiding Farting In Office. by xynerise: 12:49am On Mar 03, 2011
It happened to me when I was still a banker. I was called by my manager in her office. I started feeling a funny movement in my tummy. She was looking at my constipated look on my face. I was actually forcing my fart to calm down and let me go out from her office. Thank God I left and it was the fund transfer officer that suffered the numerous sound of fart coming from my butt. grin
Re: Lets Talk Nasty: Your Experience While Avoiding Farting In Office. by sweetguy10(m): 3:28am On Mar 03, 2011
LOL shocked shocked shocked Mine was not in the office but it was in the presence of my girlfriend's sister . chai !! No be small thing !!! I could not hold it anymore I asked her to quickly excuse me but she won't let me go she thought I was trying to leave without giving her what she asked for ( some gifts I promised her) . It got to a point I could not hold it anymore i pushed her away gently ran to the door and while running the thing was dropping , chai !! and that made it sound louder , Puah ! puah , puah , pooooo . I ran outside and was so ashamed to go back inside but I was surprised that she did not hear the sounds .
Re: Lets Talk Nasty: Your Experience While Avoiding Farting In Office. by Pweety4me(f): 8:46am On Mar 03, 2011
^^Ahaha grin

@OP No comment i don release gas tongue cool
Re: Lets Talk Nasty: Your Experience While Avoiding Farting In Office. by koolchicco: 9:02am On Mar 03, 2011
xynerise:

It happened to me when I was still a banker. I was called by my manager in her office. I started feeling a funny movement in my tummy. She was looking at my constipated look on my face. I was actually forcing my fart to calm down and let me go out from her office. Thank God I left and it was the fund transfer officer that suffered the numerous sound of fart coming from my butt. grin
sweetguy10:

LOL shocked shocked shocked Mine was not in the office but it was in the presence of my girlfriend's sister . chai !! No be small thing !!! I could not hold it anymore I asked her to quickly excuse me but she won't let me go she thought I was trying to leave without giving her what she asked for ( some gifts I promised her) . It got to a point I could not hold it anymore i pushed her away gently ran to the door and while running the thing was dropping , chai !! and that made it sound louder , Puah ! puah , puah , pooooo . I ran outside and was so ashamed to go back inside but I was surprised that she did not hear the sounds .
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Re: Lets Talk Nasty: Your Experience While Avoiding Farting In Office. by xynerise: 11:50am On Mar 03, 2011
^^^Are you sure you laughed like the man you posted? grin undecided

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