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@Dual nice one ojare,

i was also told to subscribe again and i did, but after the subscription i am still browsing free. so nothing dey happen!

maybe u should try deleting all the accounts u have created, not just the ssettings. shey u get?

wow! what an essay, guy i dig ur vocab!!!!!!!!!

N80IE has issues so pls do a double check abut it before u think of doing an upgrade

Not only will MTN sue u and ur foolish post them, u gan u go so hate urself. come to think of it hw much dey ur account wey u wan take sue MTn. u think say na N100, dem take dey sue? by the way y did u av to wait for night call b4 u made ur calls?

@methodman
Those are the symptoms of the good old "caribe virus". i think ur fone is infected.

aka Sawyerken wassup? i cant do yahoo so i'll be gratefull if u can email me the details.

Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."

I thought,

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids,
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day,
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?"

I responded,
"I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ,
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing "Happy Birthday".


And I just sat there,



On the couch,



Naked.

@ apity Na wa o! this is anoda one of those very stupid posts!!!!

Dual wats up? need to get some details on some issue from you. kindly drop ur email addy i'll mail u on what it is.

been busy wat if i told u am posting this from work u know every now! i dont sign in i just read all ur posts.

Dual wats up? i see some people on here are getting u started, abeg take am easy.

Dual ma men, wats up?i havent been around for a while. have i missed much?

comparing glo to mtn, no comparism believe me. mtn is way better than glo!

Dual my man wats up?

@ honsule
That aint possible, .sisx files are for nokia symbian 3rd edition (S60v3) fones!

there's a place at ketu market they sell the best "otapiapia" go buy one and drink it ur problem will be solved

@ Ibisobrown
If u've not verified ur number u can go ahead and register all over again but u'd have to use new details to sign up.

Did some1 just say somtin?, nah i guess not just the wind blowing!

@ koseepaaro
ehyaa sorry my man! u didnt uncheck the security shield box, u have to make sure it is clear that y ur having that message u got,

@eddy4naija
Thanks!

@niceuzor
sometimes playing silence tto some kind person could be a very smart thing to do, ignore whatever. sincerely ur welcome to this section. no long thing!

@dual
welcome bak 4rm ur ban!

Guys if conection is slow, it kinda has an effect on d clarity of d call

@tope
yep dats wat u av 2 do.

1. register
2. on the home page uncheck the privacy shield box (its important this box is cleared and left uncheck)
3. add ur fone number
4. jaxtr calls u accept and verify by dialing the number u c on ur screen at that point
5.go back to d home page click on ur phone link you'll be directed to a new page
6 now click on the "dial my fone" tab
7. click on the "call me free " tab
8. click on the drop down tab and click on enter new number
9. select the country u wish to call
10 insert the number withouth the first digi e.g 08033333333 will be added as 8033333333becos the country code is thier already
11. then lastly click on call me and wait till the call goes thru
12. ur fone rings wen the person u call picks the call. alll u av to do now is just pick the call and u'll be connected with ur caller

hope say i try for explanation

Make Free Calls from the internet just register at www.jaxtr.com u get to recieve the callls on ur fone.

when did u write the test?

@ infobaba
same here man!

abi o dual core my men! I don spoil some people runs n82 gone down d drain. E easy to get n82 jus like dat, is it beans?

@niceuzor
we all dey learn everyday so all u gatto do is ask any question and any1 who has an asnwer will help u out, dats all.

no wahala. i dey cool with am like i talk before. so wats new?