₦airaland Forum

A man who was travelling 4rm ibadan to Lagos went on board a peugeot 504 passenger car bound for Lagos.To his surprise,a polythene bag he was holding which contained 2 loaves of bread was charged a luggage fare. 'please it's only 2 loaves of bread and nothing else!!' pleaded d man with sullen face. As the driver insisted on charging the 'luggage',the man alighted from the vehicle in a rage,removed the loaves of bread from the polythene bag and ate all d bread.After drinking a sachet of water,he said to d driver,'oga,now charge my stomach make i see',

Son:Daddy! I have an interesting idea.
Father:yes,what is it?
Son:Assure me of ur consent first.
Father:Assured!
Son:I have planned to get married.
Father:To get married? Ha! Ha!, oh! Very good idea.who is this lucky girl u want to marry?
Son:Oh! she's not a girl,it is ur mummy.
Father:my own mother?
Son:yes daddy,ur own mother;after all,u married my mother.